What's being an attack chopper pilot like?

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>>35157923

>>35157923
is that how you smuggle healthy food into a ghetto?

>>35157923
>this lures the negro

>>35157923
I knew a Cobra pilot who got a mobility kill on an Abrams in the Iraq war.
Had to sit in the same room with the guys he hit, pretty spoopy.

>>35157923
lots of waiting on maintenance, our apaches are broken most of the time

>>35157923
Its pretty fucking painful for the first few months honestly. The cockpit is cramped and unless your are a manlet you will always be kinda squished. Eventually your spine and shoulders start to conform, but most importantly, you learn to use your ever present raging erection to manipulate the cyclic control. At first it just presses uncomfortably in your flight suit as you enjoy every second of flying a godamned mechanical firebreathing dragon 10 feet above the deck at 150mph. Slowly the pain gets to you, almost making you regret being a god of death until one day you decide to just let it out. You'll know if your buddy in front of you is a good friend or a little bitch depending on his reaction to this. One day you'll let go of the cyclic with your right, have a brief moment of panic, then realize that you're still flying just fine. Look down, and your penis is in control.

The ground crew bitch about the jizz though.

>>35158459
>accidentally grab dick instead of stick

>>35159125
>accidentally

>>35157923
Been watching Emmy?

Apache by Ed Macy is a good read on the topic.