Texas Future SHTF Thread

>>35157328
A snow shovel

>>35157328
If you have children, deploying them is your best bet. They will be able to clear your driveway, giving you the optimal conditions for tactically leaving your home, and buying more .22lr

>>35157344
>>35157353
Noreaster here, can confirm. Tactically deploying your children with the best heavy winter coats, pants, hats, gloves, boots and shovels is the best method for winter dealings.

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Stop buying 22lr its going to be fucking useless.

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>>35157328
>texan so broken by his environment that he has a SHTF freak out over what will be less than a foot of snow

You don't know shit about winters and I'm not even memeing you mate.

>>35157344
>A FUCKING LEAF
gtfo you fucking noguns.

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>>35157412
>KILL ALL WHITE MEN AND RAPE ALL WHITE GIRLS #MLPSeason5

>>35157328
A pear burner and lots of salt.

>>35157328
12 gauge dragon's breath in extra crispy.

>>35157328
No one loots during snow storms

>>35157353
>>35157392
as a former child snow solider i third this plan of action

>>35157412
oh i wish a nigga wud

>>35157328
20 mm High Explosive Incendiary

Quad w/plow

>>35157412
>America sick as hell. Gotta kill every white man in a suit.

Hmm, something here I agree with.

>>35161735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLI3mf1W0UQ

Er, don't actually you know...
It's just a song.

>>35157328
She gonna take yo guns whitey ulysha renee hall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVkIj1Hl2Hs

>>35161831
I'm surprised to hear this from /k/ of all places.