EDC thread

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>>35136953

>>35136953
Something tells me you deal with Mexicans on a regular basis

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>>35136953

>>35136959
I'm sat here looking at this, and I still can't work out what made me lose it first?
Was it the individual cat ears? The 7-11 lighter? The spare underwear? The game gear?

We'll never know.

>>35137109
probably the VMU

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>>35136953
These are rare threads now a days

>>35137062
Yeah, and I have no idea how they are getting so far up north.

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>>35136953
Ruger/10

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Fuck yea Rugers

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Oh boy!

>>35137362
Post ur Chrysler product

>>35136953
> Carries revolver design from 1873
> Carries phone design from 1873
checks out.

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>>35136953

>>35136953
I'd bet $100 you only carry the wallet, phone, and keys on a daily basis.

>>35137894
untrue, literally carry the ruger and flask because I am way to obsessed with style no one else appreciates (carry both concealed) and the journal is my organization journal. Little cardboard journals I make get fucked up fast in my back-pocket/literally anywhere without a durable case.

I'm liking all the wheelgats in here. I carry my 637/Taurus 85 most days

>>35137341
Did you remove the billboard from the barrel? I kind of want to get one but I can't get over how ugly they come from the factory.

>>35137964
If that's true then you've been doing it for like a week max. The leather on the notebook is brand new. Also, anybody who carries a single action revolver is a fag. And anybody who carries a flask is either a fag or an alcoholic. By the looks of it you are an enormous poser faggot. You probably "conceal" the revolver under a duster.

>>35138004 Usually carry the notebook in my backpack so it doesn't get too worn, also, confirmed fag and alcoholic.

>>35137964
>obsessed with style
carries a soyboy tier flask and a gaudy green carabiner

>>35137990
It's my girls gun.
She likes it the way it is

>>35138004
>Only plastic glocks are any good
If a man likes single action (as terrible as it is for CCW) let him have it. Flask and Notebook tho...

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>>35137390
No u!

someone recommend me a think pocket flashlight. I fine myself needing one frequently, but don't currently carry one. I want one that's no longer than a pen

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>>35139225
Get a lil streamlight.

>>35137109
How you avoided the butt plug is beyond me lol

>>35136953
god ur so gay

>>35136959

>a fuckin Daewoo
you are a good man

>>35137362
>laser instead of flashlight
kill urself

>>35136959
Never used to laugh at this, but then I saw the harmonica.

>>35137109
The fucking pager. God dammit

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Monday night EDC? Cool.

>>35137069
Vigo the carpathian?

>>35137362
I like how you dont have an iphone, just an iphone case
from magpul kek

>>35137109
the 2 different car keys?

>>35139692
That's not a pager.

>>35139225
Get a couple of SF-348s, plus one for everyone you like. If you can find the BLF custom jobs, get those.

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>>35136953
Guess I'm in for this one. Been bringing my rifle to work since the Miami migration. Thank Christ the owners are gun friendly and share a disdain for displaced gibsmedats causing all kinds of hell.

>>35139722
>hur dur y u got no phone only case lul
Every single EDC thread. Every. Single. One. Are you people actually autistic?

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>not having a high quality camera at your disposal so you can take complete pics for EDC threads

>>35139799
>has decent camera for complete EDC photo
>has LC9
Opinion discarded.

>>35139746
>
Immediately to the right of the business end of the butt plug? What is it?

>>35139830
It's a Dreamcast VMU.

>>35139839
Holy fuck. I'm an old fart, and I've never seen one of those.

>>35139701
Yes

>>35136959

Note: There is a trap on the phone

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>>35139664
Bro even if you're a dumbshit at least you didn't spell laser with a 'z'. Tip touch on that.

>>35139600

this was the first thing I noticed

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>>35139780
It's bepis' 'tism bleeding over from /out/ EDC threads. :/

>>35137109
>The spare underwear?
As if lacy pink panties are normal underwear.

>>35138562
I think you're a fag for the sounding rod, but the purple accents look good on your pistol.

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I don't need to be safe

>>35139918
Why the fuck does /out/ have an EDC? What are they showing off there hiking boots and granola?

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>>35139820
>I don't care about high quality visuals
Why?
>LC9
u wot

>>35139962
>aesthetic

>>35139780
>not having a DSLR to take the photo with your phone in it
Are you?

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>>35139964
Thank you for the laugh

>>35139970
I didn't say I didn't care. I said you opinion is irrelevant because you carry a Walther knock off

>>35139978
This is a gun forum. People here spend there money on guns and dragon dildos. Fruity artsy boards are off down the alphabet.

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>>35140011
>my only hobbies are being fat and having guns
t. You

>>35140028
Do you not know where you are? Like seriously is this summer faggotry holding out or /pol/ over flow?

>>35140028
kek

>>35136953
what is the large leather pouch? looks like a leather bound notebook, if so where did you get it?

>>35140028
>>35139978
>>35139970
How to react defensively, the visual tour.

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>>35139943
I'm fully not gay tho. Us straight guys can totes jag our cocks and go have a beer mowamsayin' mawfuckah?
>>35139965
It's like ours but less guns and more ass mad eurofags crying about them salt pistols.

>muh /out/ pic from the long weekend

>>35140092
>salt pistols
Is that slang for Muslim dicks?

>>35139750
autistic as fuck tbn

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>>35140106
No. They like those. In fact, they actually voted for a law requiring them to do ATM after an Islam Surprise.

>>35136953
>carrying an entire cutting mat with you
>cutting mat shows literally no signs of use
absolute faggot

>>35140092
Hey man, you don't need to be gay to be a fag, I just see you spewing some EDC every thread and it's obvious it's you by the keychain and the phone case. I appreciate the contribution, I just think the keychain sounding rod/kubotan is faggy as hell.

>>35140158
Kek

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>>35136953

>>35140136
You've obviously never worked at a major road stop on a main road out of an evacuation zone. People get a bit testy when the gas stations dry up, store shelves start going empty for no damn reason, and the usual wild crowd has to compete with a wilder crowd from out of town.

I'm not walking around with it. It mainly just sits behind the counter, and we have guns behind the counter anyway so it's not out of place.

>>35140297
>brings a rifle to work
>justifies it by saying people fleeing a hurricane are stealing his bread
Stop fucking laping and calm the fuck down you autist.

>>35140336
this, i know americans are stupid but lmao the levels of paranoia you reach over the slightest shit

>>35140355
No, fuck you. I don't want a no guns eurofag piggy backing off my remarks.

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>>35140171
Only cuz you never tried it, bro!
Seriously, push a lil rod down your pee hole and you'll see why it's so great!

>>35140336
Bread is expensive, my man.

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>>35140336
>>35140355
>major hurricane strike
>not carrrying a rifle in your car/when you can
No, that's not paranoia
I live in VA. When that derecho hit in 2012, people got real weird. Never underestimate how rowdy people will get after a week with no AC, no gas, and no beer. We were only down for 3 days but like 25 people died from the heat alone. And there aren't that many basketball Americans up here

>>35140508
So are bullets and human lives you animal.

>>35140540
He isnt carrying it in his car. Hes got it behind the fucking counter of a store

>>35140545
Life worth is valued by earning power X years lived
My car is worth more than most peoples lives

>>35140540
Virginia? Mark 23? Initial D? I like your style.

>>35140562
>somebody comes in to loot store
>shoots them
And you have a problem with this?
Rifle rounds tend to overpenetrate less than pistol rounds

>>35140574
By whose metric, your faggot ass? Life is invaluable. It cannot be valued.

>>35139962
What rounds do you use for this? Would you recommend it for a first gun/CC?

>>35139820
>LC9
>not knowing it's an LCP
Delete your 4chan account

>>35140574
Annnnddd you're a faggot. Get lost edgelord.

>>35140586
No Guns identified.

>>35140631
You are fake news

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>>35140545
Fine, but non-soggy bread is like booze and cigs in the hurricane wasteland. Pretty fucking valuable depending on when you had your last sandwich.

>>35137109
The Dreamcast save cartage got to me and the animu keychain got to me.

>>35140336
>not seeing people getting into fist fights over water 5 days before the hurricane
>not seeing gas stations all over the place running out of gas before the hurricane hit
>"hurr durr, people are nice! Don't worry about them #bernie2020"

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The lack of first aid kits ITT concerns me.

Also, where are your
>Lock picks
>Handcuff keys
>Silver

>>35139875
not a trap just a boy
thats me :)

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>>35140674
>can't zoom in on gun and see it shoots .389
>doesn't realize the 9 in LC9 stands for 9mm

>>35139742
hey clearly I dont drive my mr2 every day
but sometimes I want to

>>35140696
Thats not what I'm saying. What I am saying is just because pigs are rolling around in the mud, doesnt mean you jump in and join them. You. Fucking. Ahimal.

>>35140732
>fuck, this guy is trying to harm me
>better let him


>Europoors go home plz

>>35140618
By every insurance company ever
If you come trying to steal my shit, I'm shooting your ass dead
Get fucked, Trudeau

>>35140732
>you. Fucking. Animal
What are you even doing on this board? You understand what guns are meant to do right?

>>35140749
No one is saying don't shoot in self defense. But shooting some one for taking food during and emergency is the lowest of low. Pull Your FUCKING Head Out Of Your Ass . Deadly force should only ever be used to save a life, not 30 dollars worth of beer and beans.

>>35140778
See
>>35140802
You people need to get out into the real world. Where you don't shoot people for petty shit. I'm sure it's fun to imagine in your basement with your guns you never shoot. But not in the real world.

>>35140802
I'm with him, if you are willing to go full ape and steal from your neighbor in a crisis instead of working together, you need a bullet.

>>35139964
A floppy drive, game boy, beer, wrench, random d-battery, lighter and land-line.
> is there something that I'm missing

>>35140802
>"hey man I'm super hungry and my house just got destroyed, do you think you could spare a snickers or a bag of chips."
>receives food
Versus
>pull gun, "yo fucka gimme yo shit or imma blast you"
>gets ventilated
There's always a choice anon

>>35140802
>save a life
What about my life? Get your black lives matter ass out of here

>>35140876
Yeah, definitely help out your neighbors. But there are going to be a lot of shitty people after an event like this, so I'd rather be prepared for the worst

>>35140817
>petty shit
>people stealing things that you've spent entire weeks and month of your life working for
Move out of your parents basement, stealing someone's hard-earned money or livelihood just because you think a natural disaster gives you carte blanche to steal is a justified shooting. People spend their their whole lives trying to build a business just scraping by. On top of a natural disaster, having your whole inventory stolen can mean going under.

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>>35136959
Fucking Osean pigs.

>>35140922
This. Sheriff Clarke was right in saying looters deserve to get shot.

>>35140927
oi bruv I will fuckin end ya

i lived through the ice storm back in 98 or whenever it was and observed approximately zero looting

people stocking up on guns and ammo instead of candles and cocoa are autistic at best and dangerous paranoid schzophrenics at worst

>>35140974
you have no relevance to this thread my man

>>35140974
I lived through it too my main man why do you think there was no looting? People couldn't fucking walk out their doors without slipping on the ice and breaking their necks you shit 4 brains.

>>35139962
Nigga Stole my WATCH! WALLET! POCKETKNIFE!

gibs back you filthy ape!

In this thread anons try to justify killing over theft. No things are worth human lifes. Intervene. If engaged defend yourself, let hall if necessary. But don't shoot people for stealing. Especially if the shit isn't even yours. Jesus fuck grow up kiddies.

>>35141146
>thinking niggers are people
K

>>35141164
Take note all other anons. This is the mentlaity of your defense.

>>35141146
Use of force is justified in the defense of life, liberty, and property

>>35141187
>filthy nigger detected
Opinion discarded
All fucking niggers must fucking hang

>>35141151
>HK master race

>>35141146
Again, if you use a crisis to prey on your neighbor you need to be put down.

>>35141195
Check your laws anon, you got two for three. Also check your morals. I swear people on this board are just as bad with with there larping use of force then rich kiddies preaching comunism. Seriously grow the fuck up. Should you be studying for a geography test and learning addition and subtraction?

>>35140701

>dat tourniquet tho..
Where is your israeli bandage?

On the srs note now... What fucking knife is that anon!? I fucking loves it!

>>35141207
>>35141164
>>35141146
Samefag false flag

>>35141217
If. You. Prey. On. Your. Neighbor. In. A. Crisis. You. Are. Not. Deserving. Of. Societies. Protection.

This shit isn't hard to understand

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>>35140701
First aid in car. Gots me a gay lil 'hawk in there, too. I call it muh road rage axe.
>silver
Eh, let's put it this way, no one is going to take PM during some short lived poop fan situation since it does them zero good. Anyone willing to part with anything probably wants useable goods or cash.
Long term? It's possible but still seems unlikely. Either way, EDCing it is of no value to me.

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>>35141218
>Where is your israeli bandage?
Compression bandages abd abdomibal pads are in the first aid kit.

Knife is a Camillus Bew York TL-29

>>35141237
So you're saying its ok to kill niggers? I like you

Lots of larping going on around here

>>35137990
I got the snub specifically because the billboard is on the bottom of the barrel.

>>35136953
Ruger Blackhawk AND a flask? Somebody on /k/ gets it finally!

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fresh OC

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>>35136953
Would you carry a SAA revolver like Boon?

have any of you ever used your gun?

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>>35142370
For practice and fun? Yes. For self defense? Almost.

>>35142370
I have still to soon to talk about it though

>>35140701
what knife man?

>>35142401
You're the dude from cali right? Stop light incident?

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>>35142370
Yes but I have a very specific fetish that basically boils down to fucking trees with guns.

>>35142415
different guy, what happened with that one?

>>35142382
>>35142415
so no?

>>35142415
meant for >>35142490

>>35142499
I'd rather not complicate things for him since he complicated his situation in the first place by posting about it here a few months back like a moron.

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>>35142553
Know how I know you're gay?
Take your loose butt hole and your super tight piss channel on over to fuck-y off-y land and fuck off.

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>>35139918
/out/ is a cancerous fucking circle jerk filled with liberal gun-grabbing pieces of shit

.t guy who lurked a few /out/ threads one afternoon

>>35142413
Camillus TL-29

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>>35140158

How can burgers could know about what we Eurofaggs like is beyond me, stay greasy, anon.

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>>35142594

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>>35142716
I just got an aneurysm trying to read this

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>>35142727

Open a dictionary and start eating vegetables maybe?

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>>35141216

HK master race indeed.

>>35142977
>drinking booze out of lead crystal
enjoy your gout, goyim

>>35136959
I used to work with a Russian girl named Marina. She said "Stoli was shit". She liked Skyy.

>>35139600
low hanging fruit, my man

>>35139696
what we have heeya, is a failure, to communicate.

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>>35136953
same ol'

>>35143731
she had dogshit taste
who woulda thunk women have bad taste

>>35143731
When I was in middle school we had foreign exchange program bs and some Russian girl had a crush on me was into nitro rc cars and collecting coins. Russian chicks can be weird.

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>>35136953

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>>35140062
Its a leather case I bought to cover simple cardboard paper notebooks I make. You can find a lot of nice leather covers on Etsy if you're looking for one.

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>>35142716
Well it's like my dad used to say, "Girl, if I ever catch you goin' 'round quoting me I'ma tear that ass up!"
>>35142725
I'm no merchant.

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Fellow Waltherbros, I summon thee

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>>35136953

>>35145498
>hershel
>aliengear
>android
please stop making other arizonians look bad

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>>35145524
Get rekt iFag, your phone is gay.

>>35140618
>>35140638
Not the other anon, but have neither of you ever been involved in a major corporation or the defense industry? Everything is broken down to what yield of product a single person will produce versus how much they get paid. It's all mathematical and everyone is a number.

>>35140802
>>35140817
>>35141146
RCW 9A.16.050
Homicide—By other person—When justifiable.
Homicide is also justifiable when committed either:
(1) In the lawful defense of the slayer, or his or her husband, wife, parent, child, brother, or sister, or of any other person in his or her presence or company, when there is reasonable ground to apprehend a design on the part of the person slain to commit a felony or to do some great personal injury to the slayer or to any such person, and there is imminent danger of such design being accomplished; or
(2) In the actual resistance of an attempt to commit a felony upon the slayer, in his or her presence, or upon or in a dwelling, or other place of abode, in which he or she is.

RCW 9A.16.110
Defending against violent crime—Reimbursement.
(1) No person in the state shall be placed in legal jeopardy of any kind whatsoever for protecting by any reasonable means necessary, himself or herself, his or her family, or his or her real or personal property, or for coming to the aid of another who is in imminent danger of or the victim of assault, robbery, kidnapping, arson, burglary, rape, murder, or any other violent crime

>I have so many legal reasons to shoot people in my state

Great thread. Whiny faggots who think the weather makes theft permissible and europoors who don't know their place at the bottom of the rape pile

>>35140336
Found the shoe store looter.

Should I sell my Walther PPS and buy an HK P2000sk for carry?

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>>35146227
Should prob get a Glock 20. Just sayin'.

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I dunno why and you guys are gonna hate this because you're a bunch of hipster faggots but I really like the look of this revolver and I want one for EDC desu. With the RMR and the light. It's too bad it's so expensive and I dunno if they're being made anymore. Any alternative rmr ready revolvers out there?

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>>35148335
>wants to carry a revolver
>calls us hipsters
Anon...
BTW that's not an RMR and you have to be 18 to post here.

>>35148335
>>35148335
>tr8
>cant even afford an rmr
Disgusting.

The tr8 is a surprisingly low quality revolver for the price with a reputation for poor QC and working themselves apart relatively quickly under regular use. not to mention the meme tier 2 piece barrel.

Also, that's a vortex, not an RMR.

Buy a 686+ instead. Better gun at a cheaper price.

>>35148669
>cant even afford an rmr
To be fair, the RMR isn't the best for pistols, and the Vortex is great for the money

>>35137069
>gun
good choice
>phone case
great choice
>holster, mag carrier, everything else
Do you make minimum wage or something? shit son, im on that 11/hr shit and even i manage to scrounge up enough cash for better shit. you probably carry with a normal belt too.

spending that little extra on good holster and belts really makes a difference in comfort.

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>>35139515
I've seen this a thousand times and just noticed his pistol had no sights. . . .

>>35148721
how exactly is the vortex better than the rmr for pistols?

certainly a cheaper option and arguably more cost effective, just not sure how it's better

>>35142595
t. someone who got run out for being a try hard mall ninja

>>35139696
is that an FNS-9c??

>>35148976
I didn't say it was?

>The RMR isn't the best for pistols
Fact

>Vortex MRDS are good for the money
Also fact

But I never said the Vortex was better than the RMR. If it seemed implied I apologize, but that wasn't my intent.

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>>35148846
So the fact that I forced a G41 slide onto a G19 frame didn't phase you? That slide can only have a front sight so there's no point in putting one on.
After I took the pics it wasn't so easy to get the slide off the frame. I had a brief "oh shit" moment.
>>35148976
The Vortex needs to be turned on so it's perfect for carrying. It gives you time to think about trigger discipline and fundamentals before defending yourself.
RMR/D3>everything else. Maybe the shield on top of the everything else pile, but it hasn't proven itself enough.

>>35149455
You can't remember to turn something on before you leave the house?

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>>35149548
Sure I can. I turn my alarm on and play my flute to lock my door. I turn on whatever car I'm driving. I also usually turn on my internet controllable panties. I have a feeling I turn on the old guy down the street, too.
But there is no fucking way I am turning on a red dot like some poverty stricken, ass-hungry super faggot.
>be out of the house enjoying life for more than 14 hours
>about to go home when I spot a huge black dude about to rape this super hot chick
>heh, I've been waiting for an opportunity like this to prove I'm not a paranoid bitch boy
>shout, "Leave M'lady alone!"
>get ready to draw as he turns his attention to me
>he charges
>I draw but can't see shit!!
>"oh shit, oh shit"
>get raped instead of the chick
>she laughs as she walks away and leaves me to get filled with a tablespoon of herpasyphilaids
Vortex Venom, not even once.

>>35149679
>Vortex Venom
That's why you get the viper Mr. Wonka

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>>35150341
10.7 days of use (at highest setting) per battery.
21.4 days of use (at lowest setting) per battery.
But that's only If you only turn it on once a day before leaving your sex cave.
Unless you mean something like the Viper 5-25x. Then I love you. You'll show those fucks not to have a lifetime warranty!

Do you think the Lil orange dudes do anal? Like, do they even have a butt hole?