Funny /k/ shit thread

>>35137449
Lol, what?

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>>35136800
>No funny /k/ thread?
It's called a humor thread. Haven't you ever seen "ctrl+f, no humor thread"?

>>35139939

>not playing Syphon Filter as a child
>not knowing the joys of the taser which immolates

You grew up in one of those disgusting rainbow pacifist households in CA, didn't you?

/r/ing the story about the guy defending himself with a 20mm

>>35137449
hey, I remember this episode of CSI!

>>35141833
Like in WW2?

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>>35141833
here you go anon, a true /k/lassic

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Lets add a few more to the thread.

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>>35142046
when will the Army just adopt Hipoints and be done with it?

>>35142064

Give it a doublestack and an easier disassembly.

>>35142046
perfect

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a classic

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tfw i have a dedicated folder for this

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the magic plane of seizures

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there are a disturbing amount of humour threads that go by without /k/oko the loco

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affordable american self defence

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>>35136800
>>35136805
These are gay. When will they die

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>>35143782
memes never die
BWOOOOOOO

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>>35143751
It's like that one Pokemon episode.

>>35143827
Is this real life?

>>35143851
Sadly yes. An anon who dated her for sometime posted pics of her in the same thread.

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Done dumping for now,i have more on my pc when i get home

>>35143782
you are gay. When will you die?

>>35144299
oh god fucking Lawton

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>>35143760
This reminds me, I was in Japan last month and was thinking on /k/oko when I bought these.

>>35142025
what an assload of bullshit

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>>35136800
youve made this thread three times in a row with the same shit in it
hang yourself

>>35143751
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35142056
>Keeping guns loaded
>Keeping ammo and guns in same place

>>35145157
Contribute something new then, newfag

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>>35143751

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>>35143801
They are already ahead of us

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>>35142404
This isn't /pol/ you little sperg, at least post things that are relevent to the threads theme.

>>35143751
/k/ builds an airplane

>>35142066
This is probably the funniest post on /k/ history

/r/ing the greentext of the Australian commandos or SAS coming out of the chopper and one was wearing just short shorts and boots

>>35145336
what?

>>35137449
When he put the tazer down I expected the car to start reversing

>>35142064
Would it be considered Affirmative Action to do that?

>>35143829
Who the fuck would edit out the dick?

>>35136800
BRRRT!!

>>35144956
Fucking nice

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>>35137449
>>35140850
That was a well named file. I miss Syphon Filter.

Haven't seen this one in awhile.

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>>35143829
No matter how many times I see that fucking drawing, I always end up in tears of laughter.

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boof's shenanigans always brings a smile to my face.

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>>35137449
I remember doing that in game

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>>35145220
t. californian

>>35142025
Fake and gay.

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>>35146060

>>35143746
This is my favorite one so far

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Anyone have the bears learning small unit tactics?

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>>35142025
As a beekeeper, this triggers me for how stupidly fake it is.

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>>35136800

>>35137418

underrated

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>>35143270

/k/ as fuck

>>35143821
I found this way funnier than I should

>>35143760

The spirit animal of /k/

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>>35146150
Bitch please

>>35153035
>C-Stoff
>T-Stoff
>>hypergolic
>in fuel tanks over each other
You must be mad to even think about such a plane...

>>35147575
an absolute madman

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>>35153035
Fucking lame. We know /k/ can do better

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>>35141913
>getting robbed in yo house
>no guns on hand
>find 20mm rifle
>cut a dude in half for stealing.
>kill a child and her parents asleep in the hourse acorss the road
>her dog and cat too
>both of the old couple two house behind them
>cause a car pile up 6 streets down
I love this shit

>>35144280
what did i just read and why does it exist

>>35143133
He wasn't playing on mastermode

>>35153184
hans we need new plane
we make plane propeller
we already make propellers hans
no, plane IS propeller

>>35152029
That is an amazing picture.

>>35140850
That,the G11 and the shotgun were magical in that

/r/'ing the image with multiple images of Ian (forgotten weapons) w/ eyes redacted out with the words "he took a look at weapons when frankly no-one else would" on top of the redacted bars

Not really funny exactly but didn't save it and want it for my Ian folder

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>>35154783

>>35142046
Is that OC?
pretty good.

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>>35155590

>>35151717
edgy

>>35142064
>>35147430
>As a result of the affirmative action initiative the US military has decided to adopt the Hi-point pistol universally to accustom our African American soldiers

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>>35144280
>whatcha got there? a fuckin' nuke?

>>35153093
The Nazi weapons engineers were basically mad scientists in real life. It's no wonder they feature in all those pulp novels and comics.

>>35137449
Fucking Siphon Fliter tazers.

>>35145176
more like EEEEEEEEE

>>35144956

LOL

>>35144956
lol filename

>>35161286
They're like the perfect movie villains.

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Fuckin' love these threads, I'll dump a few.

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>>35162749

>>35162732
bump
bet ya the look on the dudes face was priceless

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>>35162695
>>35162715
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>>35162766
>Not giving the files unique names so you don't have to squint at them.

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>>35152029

>>35142018

You made me feel warm and fuzzy, thanks :)

>>35137449
>tfw you forget to set it to stun

>>35142404

The salam in assalamu aleikum stands for peace.

>>35163279
The salam in salami stands for 'eat pork and die, Muslim.'

>>35165113
Can confirm am Muslim.

>>35163275
Fuckin kek

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>>35163279
The peace of the grave, perhaps.

>>35153093
>hypergolic
>in fuel tanks over each other
Aren't current rocket hypergolic tanks sitting on top of each other too?

>>35166473
Wich modern rocket uses hypergolic fuel?

>>35166397
The greatest form of peace is in death, which is why Islam is truly the religion of peace.

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>>35166397
Shhhh.....let the Muslims kill off their young male population. Then we go in as a peacekeeping pmc/non-profit aid Corp.. And export their women to China. Dollar dollar bills you all.

>>35166490
I don't know what hypegolic means and I refuse to look it up because I'm going to use it as word that you can guess based on context but is not explicitly said. (i.e. "I love that ice cream from the pedo van it is so hypergolic")

>>35167363
It means this stuff ignites when it gets in contact with each other, in this case the pilot dies in the explosion.
It is also highly toxic fuel...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hStj85CJewQ

>>35153338
Where did you learn image composition? /v/?

>1815245

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>>1815245

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i made something

>>35168110
What... is it?

>>35168210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJCBmCQ7Txo
at 7:50

>>35145220
>not being prepared for your next cultural enrichment

>>35161961
/pol/ plz go

>>35145220
>>35148829
Could be eurotrash too. At least in Germanistan we have to store guns and ammo seperately.

However, noone said anything about storing MAGS and ammo seperately, thats perfectly fine.

Also, seperately means "seperate compartments", which for me is about four feet apart.

>laws
>common sense
nope, over here it don't work either

>>35168641
Thanks, though I'm still left wondering what on Earth Ian was trying to do there...

>>35168970
His best

>>35168970
demonstrating the use of a nonadj. 2pt sling as a marksmanship tool

thats how you wrap the sling around your arm to pull the muzzle down (or somewhere)

just like they explained right there in the video

>>35169304
Does it violate ATF regulations to blow your load while shooting that load?

>>35169912
only if your dick shoulders the rifle

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>>35143751
>continuous visible sonic boom

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>>35169912
Depends on how long your dick is, if it's under 8" then you'll have to get an SBR license to legally own it.

>>35170216
NON-STOP WARFARE

>>35169151
OH, he was demonstrating without the rifle... still looked derpy as all buggery.

>>35169135
I guess so... honestly for a second I was wondering if he caught whatever disease was giving Nutnfancy all those seizures, except instead of going directly to the mouth it was to Ian's jerkin'-off arm.

>>35148561
aye. that guy had class.

>>35170582
Gun with a sword

That's what a gun w/ a bayonet is.

>>35162108
not really.

eventually the sjw's will run the whole "omg, littlerally hitler" into the ground, past the basement, and out the other side of the planet (if that hasn't happened already.).

If you keep calling something the "boogie-man" for over 50 years ( going on 72) it begins to lose it's fear factor. This pretty much creates a sense of wonder instead of fear, making people curious why something is so demonized. (((They))) never learn. And it will come back around to bite them in the ass.

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>>35171504
Sure, if you use some pussy bayonet.

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posting camel spider. I think this is the right order.

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>>35170264

>>35162728
What I'm wondering is who the fuck would let a naked guy covered in mud with an AK hitchhike with them...

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>>35172316
I think you mean who WOULDN'T?

>>35172612
That's like if you were to correct and English professor when he says "Me and you" rather than "You and I".

Triple fuckin' A.

>>35146060
That gotta solid kek from me

>>35145220
>pistol in every room loaded with full mag and clear chamber
fite me

>>35171798
Shut the fuck up no one gives a shit.

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>>35144280
>Fuck China!

I laughed harder than i should have

>>35172665
Light dawned upon the horizon. Pre-chink moot has spoken /k/ is for killing.

>>35162907
>open in new tab
>delet m
>change .jpg to .png
Enjoy.

>>35172929
apparently you do. enough to even make a post about it.

cry much?

>>35171798
Take this faggotry back to /pol/

>>35173057
*yawn*

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>>35143746
Seen this so many times but it still gets me

>>35137418
The funniest part for me was the fact he took the dead ones inside.

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I tried.

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>>35143760
>mfw I've met this man and he was wearing the tactikilt

>>35144280
7/10

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>>35142046

>army readopts 1911 as standard sidearm
>much rejoicing throughout the lands

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>>35173555
You should give the basket ball guy a /k/ face too preferably a different one. Also the Zerg guy should be changed to black and white to match the layout but so far so good. I hope this helps.

>>35166473
>>35166490
The Proton uses nitrogen tetroxide and unsymmetrical dimethyl hydrazine, which are hypergolic and toxic

vbump

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>>35139910
I'm still suprised someone saved my OC after all these years

>>35178604
>heaven

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>http://www.armslist.com/posts/7327326/denver-colorado-rifles-for-sale--two-of-the-basics---

Gud deal bruh

>>35172031
>Bayonet
>Being a pussy
Pick one.

Does anyone have the post of the Mozambique drill. And all the. Different ones. Like the jabotty shooty

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>>35173000
That just takes me to a 404 though to be fare though there wasn't an m to delete.

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>>35172146
Kek, are there more of these? I wanna know how it ends.

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>>35153338
This image is a fucking mess

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>>35182701

>>35181343
OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN METAL BOXES

>>35183447
You deserve a (You)

>>35143774
>EPIC RAPBABAAOFHIDDERY
>WHO WON
>WHOS NEXT
>YOU DECIDE