Concealing M44 Mosin

>>35124392
Can you kegel?

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>>35124392
remove stock,magazine,bayonet,walk in using it as a walking stick and at the security check say it's a heavy-duty walking stick.
Pic related,sry for shit quality.

>>35124410
Deep ass concealment would be an option if security didn't submit you to full body scanners. They don't check bags though.

>>35124422
This is a step in the right direction. What if I need to bring my T53 Chinese mosin as well? Could need a rice farming tool to get to the declaration.

>>35124450
working on an idea now, will deliver soon

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>>35124392
And why you want to steal that piece of paper?
Just why!?

>>35124538
I always wanted a new wall trophy.

>>35124392
Unless you want your m44 spontaneously combusting I would go with a different weapon.

The Declaration of Independence has a large field of densely concentrated freedom around it. The residual communism left in the mosin will spontaneously combust apon entry into the freedom zone.

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>>35124422
>>35124505
alright, its done. A design that will allow you to carry not 1, not 2 ,BUT 4 MOSINS.
How?
The MosinWalker™ ,4 mosins put together with wheels on them,as the name says as a walker.

>might actually work, if magazines removed

>>35124805
This is a damn magical place.

>>35124805
That is a goddamn masterpiece. I'll pose as a miserly geriatric and no one will know what's coming.

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>>35124805
>dress as old person with walker
>get through security
>trip on something
>all 4 mosins go off
>building explodes

>>35125029
>Hip not broken
>Roll into horizon with declaration

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>>35124392

>>35124981
Now it's up to you to deliver, i've given you everything you need to get that declaration

>>35125247
I will attempt to deliver. The mosin walker will take more time, but I will present a declaration in time.

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>Pay a old hobo to sit in the wheelchair with baggy clothes, keep each obrez covered with his baggy clothes
>You wheel him in covering the revolvers
>When security talks to you say that you are taking your dying vet father to see the declaration of Independence that he fought to save.
>Guard will start sniffling and let you straight it whilst crying
>Get to declaration of Independence
>Remove banana mags on the wheels load each obrez.
>Use revolver handles to shoot glass covering declaration of Independence
>Grab declaration of Independence
>Fire both hobo arm obrez
>Begin flying backwards out of the building, smoke cloud and fireball conceals your exit
>Fire both hobo leg obrez and fly up on top of a building and hide.
>Any witness will now be blind and deaf from the noise and the fireball.

you could even have the mosin walker with you as a backup.

>>35125453
>obrez with banana mags
Bubba,no

>>35125545
It's already hacked, why not?

>>35126203
Because is obrez. Go suck on your banana mags somewhere else.

>>35125545
BUBBA YES!

>>35124392
There's no treasure under Trinity Church, Nick.

>>35126323
Of course there's no treasure. I have to find Benjamin Franklin's glasses to see the treasure.

>>35127051
But then you don't need to steal the Declaration of Independence to begin with.

>>35124805
Thats a fantastic idea holy shit.

>>35124392
>The issue is not to get inside to get out

>>35127561
But what if I want the Declaration of Independence?