Fighting axe.

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Get an axe...

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EUROPEAN DESIGN
fuckin ass

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>>35121460

1-1/4 lb. Premium Camp Axe with 14 in. Fiberglass Handle

$18.97 /each

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Husky-1-1-4-lb-Premium-Camp-Axe-with-14-in-Fiberglass-Handle-HD-F125SB/206768939

>>35121631
>EUROPEAN DESIGN
>fuckin ass
well, all axes are pretty much the same but there are slight variations from place to place. african axe is not the same as German axe.

>>35121650
you disgust me.

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>>35121460
Google?

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>>35121707
>you disgust me.

SOG Voodoo Hawk Tactical Axe

>>35122033
SOGF18N: F18-N Voodoo Hawk
SOG

SOG was pleased to work in partnership with EA and Danger Close in the development of the Voodoo Hawk. The Voodoo Hawk was designed specifically for Medal of Honor: Warfighter* with input from the game designers and Tier 1 Operators. The Voodoo Hawk is a combination of our tactical Tomahawk and FastHawk, featuring an extended cutting head, smaller compact glass-reinforced nylon handle, and metal butt cap. Includes Nylon carry sheath.

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Just get axe from closest store there is and hit someone with it.

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>>35122055
less than 50 dollah

“MY NAME IS SFC KENNETH X. XXXXX, I AM IN X Co (HEAVY WEAPONS) X/XXX PIR 82 ND ABN DIV. I RECEIVED A TACTICAL TOMAHAWK AS A GOING AWAY GIFT FROM 5th RTB IN JANUARY 0F 2002. SINCE THEN IT HAS BEEN WITH ME THROUGH FTX’S JUMPS AND A DEPLOYMENT TO AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ. I HAVE USE IT TO PRY LOCKS, CHOP DOWN DOORS, BUST WINDOWS, CUT FIRE WOOD, DIG, AND AS SUBSTITUTE FOR MY ASP BATON.”

“ON 18 OCTOBER OF THIS YEAR IN AFGHANISTAN, I USED IT TO SAVE A FELLOW TROOPERS LIFE. WE WERE CLEARING AN OBJECTIVE WHEN MY #2 ENTERED A CLOSET UNDER A STAIRWELL AND CAME FACE TO FACE WITH TWO ARMED ENEMY. DUE TO THE TIGHTNESS OF THE SPACE, HE WAS UNABLE TO USE HIS M-4, SO HE ENGAGED THEM HAND TO HAND. MY #3 WAS ABLE TO KILL ONE MAN, BUT I COULD NOT GET A SHOT AT THE SECOND, SO I HIT HIM WITH THE HATCHET EDGE OF THE TOMAHAWK JUST ABOVE THE OCCIPITAL BONE. THE TOMAHAWK PENETRATED ALL THE WAY TO HANDLE, INSTANTLY DROPPING THE ENEMY. NO KNIFE SHORT OF A MACHETE WOULD HAVE MADE SUCH SHORT WORK OF A MAN. THANK YOU FOR MAKING SUCH A GREAT BIT OF KIT, AND SUPPORTING THE TROOPS. RLTW.”

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>>35122106
Position of occipital bone (shown in green)

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>>35122119

SOGF18N: F18-N Voodoo Hawk

48.95 dollah you occipital operator now

>>35122106
Thats neat, but my dad once fought a katana wielding meth head with a bird bath.

>>35122141
2spooky4me

>>35122206
>but my dad once fought a katana wielding meth head with a bird bath.

Like ancient Rome.
Scheule for todays games
Birdbath Vs. Mop
Katana Vs Birdbath
Spear Vs Latex Dildo
Fedora Vs Medieval Glove

>>35122436
kinda, he has quite few stories of fighting with random weapons.

here is story about katana
>Be dad
>Be dating whore because a warm bed is a warm bed.
>She keeps him around because he can do alot things she cant.
>Get call 1am from his girlfriends crack head daughter.
>"Can you come pick me up, jason is acting crazy"
>Dad bitches from the moment he gets out of bed and gets in his truck
>Get to jasons house, and his girlfriends daughter is now refusing to leave.
>Crack head jason looses his shit and grabs katana from behind couch and charges my dad.
>Dad steps out of door way and slams door on crack head.
>Dad jumps off the porch and the crack head starts chasing him.
>Crack head is fast so dad grabs the concrete bird bath sitting in the yard and holds onto it with the tips of his fingers.
>The crack head lays into my dad and my dad twist and turns the bird bath to avoid being hit while backing up to his truck.
>Dad finally gets to his truck and throws the bird bath at the crack head chest.
>Crack head goes down under the weight.
>Dad reaches into the back of his truck and pulls out a axe handle.
>Crack head puts up katana to block the axe handle but the nippon steel is no match for American hickory and it immediately bends.
>Crack head realizes how fucked he is.
>Dad then proceeds to break the crack heads legs.
>Crack head then rolls over and starts crawling away.
>Dad then lays into the crack heads back and breaks 3 ribs.
>Grabs whores daughter, throws her into the truck, and tears out.
>Dad gets back with whores daughter in one hand and axe handle in the other
>throws her in the bathroom while cussing.
>throws axe handle on the bed and goes back to sleep.
>next day he puts a axe head on handle.

>>35122572
>>Crack head puts up katana to block the axe handle but the nippon steel is no match for American hickory and it immediately bends.

Sounds true

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Old school flint axe

>>35121460
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d7a_1504648473

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>>35122872
they dont take hits from the side very well.

>>35123165
well, thats fucked.

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>>35121460
Probably a heavy log splitting axe head on a hatchet handle.

>>35121460
Who will you be fighting and where?

>>35125195
probably nothing.
I will likely carry it in the woods and keep it in my trunk in case of emergencies and idiots.

though i will probably buy a larpers outfit to go with it at some point just for Halloween.

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This one should be pretty decent: http://www.arms-n-armor.com/pole213.html

>>35125190
Seems like it'd be very sluggish for its length. The goal here is to cut flesh, not split logs.

>>35125303
Swinging a heavy axe head would cut flesh and split bones.

>>35122872
It's not like the crackhead had a "real" katana, probably some cheap showpiece made with mystery "steel".

>>35125237
Fighting axes suck at woddscraft job

>>35122055
Nezinojau kad cia yra Lietuviu.

>>35125237
If you're not going to train, and don't expect to fight someone armed for melee, a cheap-ish hatchet will suit fine for discouraging attackers (to death).

>>35127318
>>35125586
im going to fool around with practicing but a sword will cut down any man regardless of who hands it in. Just like a rifle or any other weapon.

as far as bushcraft or whatever. I plan on limbing. In which case this is great and the same aspects that make the Gränsfors forest axe great are the same used for most viking axes. A fighting axe isnt the same as a battle axe.

>>35127318
i also left out. I enjoy historical significance and quality.

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>>35122436
>Fedora Vs Medieval Glove
I put my money on glove.

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ive only got one decent response.

This is the last Bump.

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>>35129775
I've got a decent response in the form of a joke. And a link about axes.
>What's half black, half white, forms into a lardass horde and squawks a lot?
>/pol/

http://oglaf.com/haft/

>>35130092
I opened that link at a inopportune time.

>>35125422
>It's not like the crackhead had a "real" katana, probably some cheap showpiece made with mystery "steel".

Watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hpp_aCuld0

This is people who buy swords to be spastic with. A birdbath is a fine solution.

>>35127318
>If you're not going to train,

You fucking cunt. Summers over fuck off. Training to twat someone with an axe....is it difficult to figure out or something. You fucking muppet. You ball sack. your pleb kind must die.

>>35125422
Katanas suck when not used correctly. They pretty much exist to only cut organic soft flesh. Outside of woven grass and bottles they arent great.
>Cant even hold a edge.

isn't the spetznaz shovel basically an axe?

>>35131209
not its a shovel.