Alright /k/ How do we weaponize it?

>>35119968
Just tell people it's nothing to worry about.

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>>35120552
Tell people it's Chinese Muslim propaganda by the liberal media and Obama to push climate change, and therefore destroy American's economy.

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Modify millions of Dragon dildos with helium-filled cavities and made from extremely lightweight materials to make them just barely heavier than air, and then release them over the hurricane at points where the wind will cause them to make landfall over populated areas.

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Plot the route for DACA deportees to intersect with the hurricane.

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>>35119968
>How do we weaponize it?
Use it as an example of climate change, and then force other nations to cripple their economies to 'combat' it.

>>35119968
Magnets.

Put on an ICE uniform and stand outside a shelter.

>oh wait

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>>35120603
>>35120712
>tfw the only posts in this thread not involving trump/politics are about dragon dildos and a fossilized meme.

>>35120689
>cripple their economies
funny way of describing not giving petro companies billions in yearly subsidies

>>35119968
>Alright /k/
>How do we weaponize it?

Detonate a cobalt bomb in the eye to turn it into a giant radioactive nightmare

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>magdump into hurricane
>bullets get sucked up by vortex
>literal bullet storm

>>35119968
Make it a white phosphorus/chloride triflouride hurricane.

>>35120689
>cripple their economies to 'combat' it.

>builds economy around a limited resource
>resource is going to run out soon
>this will somehow not be worse

>>35120831
by then giving those subsidies to "green energy" money pits?

>>35121374
>>builds economy around a limited resource
>>resource is going to run out soon
>>this will somehow not be worse
Oil will never "run out". Once gas prices rise due to oil scarcity less people will purchase gas. Less people buying gas means less income for oil businesses. Less income for oil businesses means less incentive to mine oil. The market will take care of itself just like it always does, assuming the government decides to NOT stick its nose into the issue like it ALWAYS does.

Load it into a shotgun shell. Then you have a 12 gauge hurricane launcher

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We make it look hot

HAARP

>>35119968
We already are. This is the hard work of the FAA finally paying off.