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>you will never own a smartgun

>>35115294
Plasma gun from Doom 3

God tier sounds

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>>35115380
I always hoped to find a fellow audiophile in love with that gun's sounds. I had that as my texting notification tone for a while, but stopped cause I was becoming desensitized.
>>35115294
Critically underrated game is Mad Max the gaem. Up to four barrel shotgun, black powder shells made by slaves who smell like sulphur. Good times.

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>>35115294
I've always loved the lasgun from 40k

>>35115308
Somehow I never realised until just now that it's a really gimped MG42. Neat.

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DX:HR had some die-hard gun enthusiast on the design team.

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The press check of the draw animation and the satisfying sounds of handling it was the cherry on top for this absurdly overpowered pistol.

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>>35115294
Why is it so heavy?

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This overdose of kraut space magic was just stupid and overdesigned enough to appear like something H&K would actually make

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>>35115294
MA5B is definitely a favorite of mine.
MA5C doesn't come near it, though. I don't care about the canon explanation about jamming and reliability, 60 rounds motherfucker.

Also pic related. Always prefer it over the human rifle.

>>35115294
>Tfw you will never own a full retard 5.56 bullpup spacegat fed from a 60 round casket mag with a smart linked hud reticule

Hyperspace drives can't come soon enough

>>35116917
Full retard .308

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Quake 4 machinegun
> spray down weaker enemies
> zoom in and use dmr function to headshot tougher enemies
>tactical ammo counter
>only decent gun with flashlight so i dont shit myself

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>>35115294

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>>35115294
So simple. So elegant. So caseless.

>>35117923
But Sturmgewehrs exist irl, anon.

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>live action movie used clear-plastic Glocks and other boring shit
What a disaster.

>>35118025
Masamune's such a maniac, I wouldn't be surprised if this could be made IRL.

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For me, it's either the riot shotgun or LAER from fallout new vegas

>>35118025
I'm not one for modern looking handguns, but I really like that.

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I was so disappoint there was no IRL equivalent to the 10mm pistol from fallout

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>>35118653
Fucking Fallout newfag reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>35118653
Oh, and you're wrong.

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>>35118653
>>35118789
>>35118789

I think this comes closer.

I don't remember if the 10mm was SAO or DA/SA.

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>>35118076
The main issues with it would be that it fires special snowflake slav ammo.

>>35118177
How do you feel about rifles?

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i have a hardon for wires/cables attached to guns

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I have just one question for you:
"EXPLOSIONS?"

>>35118914
>>35118789
>>35118683
Literally none of these look anything like it faggot.

>>35118986
Nah I don't like bullpup anything. The P90 gets a pass though.

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Baur Heavy Assault Rifle from Battlefield 2142

>20 round magazine of accurate and hard-hitting bullets
>under-barrel shotgun for CQC
>under-barrel system can also fire airbursting grenades like the XM 25 to dislodge campers

I miss it.

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>>35119342
You have to be 18 to post here.
First is the original 10mm Handgun from, you know, the first Fallout? I know you never played it.
Second is the SCAMP which, indeed, has nothing to do with anything.
Third is the Perfect 10, which is literally what is present in Fallout 3, NV, and 4, but in a practical, real-life form.

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The Gauss Rifle from Crysis was sexy. I just have a huge hard-on for mass drivers.

>>35119607
I'm 23 faggot
>muh original
I posted the new vegas model because that's the one I was referring to you autist
>perfect 10
How is that the same when they look nothing alike

>>35119765
You behave like a child.
Nothing looks like the design from Fallout 3 because it's a stupid design. It's bigger than a Deagle for no reason and looks nothing like a gun.
I posted the original 10mm (although it doesn't look quite right, the original sprite is much smaller) because it was actually interesting to look at.

>no TR-116
It is like you hate high tech...
>starfleets last projectile gun
>equiped with a exographic targeting sensor
>and a micro transporter

It allows you to see what is behind a wall and transport the bullet directly into your target.
Basicly the ideal sharp shooter rifle...

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>>35119823
The 3/NV one makes sense ergonomically if you have the laser attachment on it

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>tfw no giantess qt to wield your 40mm cannon

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>>35115294
Honestly, these big mothers. Such a cool concept.

>Aliens be fucking our shit up
>let's put massive magnetic cannons into orbit
Also basically all of the UNSC ships are pretty cool.

>>35119574
>I miss it.
You know people still play 2142 right?

>>35116482
That's because it's so full of mercy

>>35118653
>>35119342
>>35119765
>>35120178
You said "IRL equivalent" which means that >>35118914 is spot on, that is the IRL equivalent of the 10mm pistol featured in FO:NV and others. It doesn't look like it because that's a retarded design, if you want that design get a sheet metal cosmetic retard job done to a real gun, and then slap a laser pointer on the side and suppress it.

>>35119574
>>35121403
I loved that huge anti-materiel rifle for the engineer class. I'd fucking whoop the shit out of aircraft using that son of a bitch, sometimes I had like a massively disproportional kill-death ratio because I'd camp the Titan. Dropships full of men would fly out and I'd blast those cocksuckers down. Also tanks, fuck, the tanks man were awesome on huge maps. EU tank was so much better than the PAC if you knew what you were doing.

>>35121414
I've been waiting all day. Thank you dear anon.

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>>35121562
Your welcome anon

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Sybaris Prime from Warframe

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Best looking gun in D2 that I know of/

>>35121371
johnson said these can put rounds through capitol ships, so why didnt they just build a shit ton of ships with these on them and zerg rush the covies?

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>>35119146
*breaks the game*

>>35122128
>build a shit ton of ships

This is why. UNSC ships are huge, and if they werent built right the forces of the super MAC would rip them apart.

And to be fair, a few ships had MAC guns of that size. Most were smaller.

>>35122128
they did, MACs and tactical nukes are the primary weapons of human ships. the ones on the orbital defense platforms are stationary, so it stands to reason they'd be more powerful, much in the way a stationary .50cal is more powerful than a M249 a single troop can carry

>>35122128
That's what they did, MACs are on fucking everything because humans cannot into high-tech blue boomsticks.

That doesn't fix the problem of not getting blown up, UNSC ships could poke holes in enemies or nuke them (if the nukes got through) but at the end of the day it's one haymaker that takes awhile to wind up again.
>>35122375
>UNSC ships are huge
lol

Tit for tat the Covenant out-weigh, (mostly) out-gun, and out-armor every human ship out there. Even picket vessels are bigger, the one thing the UNSC have is the MAC blasting for most of the war and that's barely effective.

>>35116388
Reminder that outside 40K's universe, the Lasgun is a implied to be a horrid piece of shit.

>>35116492
>>35116473

Post Deus Ex Human Revolution's Revolver please?

>>35122552
WH40k is dumb all around and almost without fail appeals mostly to petulant manchildren and people actually on the spectrum that aren't smart enough to obsess over real history.

Every time I see it I cringe and remember the scent of piss and sweat because the guy that introduced me to it (by being obnoxious no less) never bathed.

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I just want a gauss rifle.

>>35122550
Not disputing that covenant ships are pretty much 110% superior to human ships b pretty much every possible metric, but the UNSC does utilize nukes. the 1-2 punch of a volley of nukes + mac shot seems to knock out a covenant ship pretty easily, the EMP produced by the nukes dissipates energy shielding and MACs even on smaller ships are quite capable of mission-killing or completely destroying Covenant ships of a similar weight class.

>>35122576
holy shit, he's in every thread.

>>35122642

Lol nope. For most of the war UNSC got curb stomped, at one point some captain said it was considered a victory if the took down a covie cruiser and only lost three human ships in the process. If it wasn't for Installation 07's discovery, and the destabalization of covenenant through civil war, humanity would've been extinct.

>>35122576
Nah, 40k attracts weirdos because it's pretty much a slightly more socially acceptable version of Fuhrer worship, you can go around screaming FOR THE EMPEROR and pretty much the worst thing that will happen to you is weird looks or neckbeards responding in kind (worse imo), but stand on the street, throw a Roman salute and yell Sieg Heil and see what happens.

People want (and need) a strong figure to look up to and emulate. Many 40k people are closet white supremacists, the whole shtick of the Imperium is "kill xenos because they are inferior, keep the race pure by culling mutants and psykers, fight heresy (communism) wherever it appears, revere the Emperor". The parallels with the ideas of racial hygiene are obvious. Even the ones that aren't racist tend to be conservative. It's why "God Emperor Trump" is a thing and people unironically refer to him as such. More well adjusted white supremacists like myself keep their spaghetti in their pockets and only out themselves on anonymous Cameroonian blacksmithing websites, of course.

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anything helghast is aesthetically pleasing to me, but the STA19 keeps me diamonds

halo has garbage lore and anyone who likes it is either underage, or literally retarded

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>>35121549
muh nigga

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don't know the rifle's name used in the comics, but i'm fond of the design for some reason.

>>35122784
The people on this board worship Halo because they think if it was real they'd be selected for the socially retarded child soldier project.

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>>35122068
I'm really fond of the Rat King.

>>35122717
That doesn't have anything to do with the actual capabilities of human vessels or their tactics, if you sent a regiment of redcoats across an open field to fight against troops manning a PKM you're going to get the obvious results. That doesn't mean that the Land Pattern Musket is a shitty weapon for it's time, it's just that the immense technological disparity renders it....a little ineffective. Eventually the redcoats would figure out to take cover and flank that MG nest, because if they could get in range even their obsolete weapons could punch through the gunner's armor and kill him. The UNSC figured out that if you nuked a Covenant ship first to take down it's shields, THEN hit 'em with the MAC, you can more or less guarantee a kill. The challenge, for both the redcoats and the UNSC ships, is staying alive long enough to carry out your plan.

Also, the incident you refer to takes place around or during the Battle of Reach, before humanity figured out how to fight the Covenant in space.

>>35122784
>>35122824
You guys are too cool for school

>>35122375
>>35122516
>>35122550
>all of these wrong answers

>>35122128
The Orbital Defense Grids on Reach, Earth, etc are powered by generators on the surface with the power transmitted wirelessly into orbit.

The amount of energy required to power a super MAC couldn't be fit aboard a UNSC ship without some insane size. In that case, they were just a bigger target because the Covenant possess the ability for very accurate in-system slip space jumps.

Super MACs have the advantage of defending a position the Covenant HAVE to advance on, so aiming is a bit easier. In open space, it's easier to avoid letting the enemy line up a shot on you.

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>>35122824
bro fuck spartans, ODST is where it's at

>>35122902
Also

>inb4 one of you faggots mention the UNSC Infinity's super MAC gun
Anything after Halo 3: ODST or Reach should be considered non-canon. Even if you accept it as canon, it uses bullshit Forerunner space magic to power it.

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>>35122937
O.D.S.T Over spartans any day
"Feet first into hell"

>>35122833
yaaaasssss

>>35122991
>wanting to pick the side that lost a 1v4 match against a 12 year old kid, resulting in some deaths

Your call.

>>35122937
>>35122991

>The virgin SPARTAN
>The CHAD ODST

>>35122771
Don't y'all just love how Stahl-Arms and or Helghast weapons in general always has a drum magazine for high ammo capacity and aesthetics much?

>>35123014
Said 12 year old was a roided up super soldier. That's like you bragging you beat the shit out of Stephen Hawking.

>>35123050
Still, that's some window licker-tier logic to say you'd pick the ODST over Spartans any day. No matter how you slice it, four top-tier, grown men who belong to an elite special forces unit got their asses single-handily handed to them by a 12 year old kid who -while true he was augmented- was still getting adjusted to those augmentations and was lacking the Spartan's trademark Mjolnir armor.

I'd rather have a single Spartan backing me up than an entire company of ODST.

I love the ODST, but their fanboys are the same kind of people who go, "THE MUHREENS".

>>35122937
anal sex must tough with ODST ladies

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>>35123046
oh but of course!

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>>35115294

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>>35123190

>>35123196
That supposed to be Otar's custom revolver?

>>35123202
Yea, but in alternate skin. Question is, would those revolver designs: >>35123190
>>35123196

Be plausible? I mean as we all know, vidya designs are aesthetics and looks over practicality.

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>>35116388
>>35122552

And reminder that the military vehicles of the imperium, especially their aircraft is also utter rubbish and poorly made crap too.

SHow a "Leeman Russ" or "Baneblade" tank to some actual military engineers and they'd say.

>"Ewww, those tanks are not only impractically and cartoonishly oversized making them easily susceptable to long range anti-tank weapons. But those things look like they have abyssmal IED protection. Oh hand British people made this? Ha, what joke! Brits can't fully into weapons you know."

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>ywn fight against a tyrannical space dictatorship with a modular space Luger

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>>35123190
>>35123196
i love the way it looks but i feel like that grip angle would be too funky for my taste
pic unrelated

>>35123421
Are you commenting on the artwork or the models, cuz the models aren't proportioned right. Ever.

>>35123085
To be fair, it was a comic centered around 117, the fucking main char. Of course they would have him beat the shit outta 4 odsts, its to prop up the MC, nothing more

Dont forget that in H3:ODST a single unaugmented team of ODST kick ass all the way thru new mombasa. Thats worthy of legit praise

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>>35123085
The ODSTs have their place.

The whole point of that fight was to show off just how utterly balls to the wall amazing Spartans are, how they're not even human anymore - they're on an entirely different level, and it's how they can justify them threshing through the previously very scary covenant like so much chaff.

NCO Man, when properly armored and with his crime against everything AI in tow, literally punched a rocket out of the air.

So yeah, the Spartan is ultimately more capable - yeah, he can kill that sangheili. Yeah, the guys in this image are really acting more for show, because they know that if John actually intended to kill that officer they'd be on stretchers and the officer would be in several pieces.

But they do it anyway.

For the Spartan it isn't as impressive because he is on that other level. He is wearing armor that costs as much as a cruiser by itself, he's had his nerves wired, his bones are made of metal, and he has been practicing more or less since he could tie his shoes.

The ODST doesn't have any of that. He was the first generation boogyman, before the Spartans - equipped with covert weaponry, designed to be the ghost in the night and to strike fear into the hearts of the Innies.

With a few exceptions, he's expected to tackle the same missions as the Spartans, being just a man. He knows what he's up against, and that while Spartans never die he stands a very good chance of it.

And he does it anyway.

And he succeeds.

>>35123487
You can say both. The war machines of the imperium are shit in realistic terms and standards and the imperium's mighty tanks defenitely have piss-poor IED protection too. And would be easily wrecked by simple RPG-7s if you ask me.

>>35122584
Dude, please
You've got no clue what ur talking about
They've got commissars, mass produced spam tanks, and Stalanist personality cult. They are without a doubt commies thru and thru, with the most exciting traits of the Roman empire, British empire, Fascist Italy, and a much lesser extent fascist Germany thrown in, along with all the other great dystopia powers thrown in. But really mostly Soviet and roman

>>35123721
Shit innocent guess rifle man was targeted. His family will receive $5000

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>>35123526
>Made of a metal we don't have on Earth

>RPGS WOULD TOTALLY SHREK THEM

RPGs in 40k don't always instantaneously wreck tanks, so why the fuck would ours?

>But their shit is all backwards and blah
Leman Russ tank, while oversized and dorky in appearance, is more fucking advanced than the Abrams is, not to mention the reactive armor possibilities (the Imperium has it) or even plain additional armor.

If you manage to ignore the dork proportions the goddamn heavy bolters and lascannons alone are scary enough.

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This

>>35123497
It took you how long to learn to tie your shoes?

>>35122764
40K attracts normies because "it's like Lord of the Rings but in space so it's not boring."

Also space communists. Nucrons are legitimately better than old Necrons.

>>35123526
>>35123421

>Missing the whole point of 40K

>>35115448
You could always chop off a chiappa Triple threat and get close

>>35121342

>depleted tungsten

fucking retarded.

>>35123750
>>35123919
Not the guy you might be trying to reply to. But I think I know why he's one of the people who pretty much shares the same idea as to why our tech beats Imperium and such.

He probably does not like the very boxy designs and looks that are present with 40K Imperium tech and prefers the much more smoother and sleek sci-fi designs. Same for me, I too don't really like 40K's grimdark and boxy designs and prefer the much lighter and smoother and sleek sci-fi tech stuffs.

Also the silly big pauldrons that space marines have also kind off ewwws me out too. Plus 40K is just or feels to 90s for me and other folk.

>>35123750
>RPGs in 40k don't always instantaneously wreck tanks, so why the fuck would ours

Anon's probs basing the facts of how GW also describes the armor thickness and effectivity of Imperium tanks in one of the codexes. And really the Imperium war machines are described don't sound that good at all. Likely due to the fact the people of Games Workshop, the creators of 40K are simply geeks and nerds who created a fictional universe with space magic, demons and shit. And that they're not actual military engineers or don't have that much "proper" or actual weapons knowledge to know how to make their fictional hardware sound more powerful.

>>35117948
Amen

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>Redeems your shitty team

>>35123493
>comic centered around 117
How young are you? It was from The Fall of Reach, which is literally a book that launched alongside Halo CE back in 2001.

You damn, insufferable youngin's.

>>35123497
The ODST are top-tier cannon fodder, but cannon fodder none the less.

>>35124053
Look man, I just think it looks cool, you don't have to go into how retarded some of the things in tf

>>35117948
8/8 firing sound

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>>35122784
>Underage
>If you were 5 years old when Halo 2 was released you can post on 4chan
Let that sink in.

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>>35122937
>>35122991
I always preferred the Marines and Navy personnel to Spartans and ODSTs myself.
Feel a lot more personable and their work environment seems pretty fucking lax as opposed to being kidnapped as a kid or dying from orbital drop.

>>35118138
>riot shotgun
mah nigga

>>35123094
What makes you say that?

>>35118058
I will never ever understand why people put scopes on hand guns

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All the District 9 guns are cool to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLZanIqStLg

>>35126833
I really liked following Keyes in the books. All that fucking space combat and experience, and the poor bastard gets molded to his own ship by the alien superflu.

>>35123421
Artists aren't engineers? Color me shocked

>>35122642
That's objectively wrong, in most engagements UNSC ships are fighting a retreating battle while inflicting little damage on Covenant vessels. "Pretty easily" doesn't come into play, the successes enjoyed by UNSC ships almost always come from ambushing and retreating before Covenant vessels can inflict heavy losses.

>>35122902
>wrong answers
Sounds like you're an idiot, because we weren't talking about strictly station-sized MACs. Or at least I wasn't.

>>35118138
THere is literally no reason to carry any other gun in that game, when you use slugs

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>>35127047

the best looking guns in the movie were all the stupid south african memeguns that you never get to see in movies

>>35122789
My only complaint was the lackluster scope, I did like shooting at longer range with it since everyone was completely fucking oblivious and couldn't see where it came from. Though with that said, in actual use it was easier to score aircraft kills since most were within a reasonable altitude.

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>>35122561

>>35122689
You know more than one person in the world hates WH40k, but thanks for proving my point I guess.

>>35122764
>Nah, 40k attracts weirdos because it's pretty much a slightly more socially acceptable version of Fuhrer worship
Why do you think I said they're not smart enough to obsess over real history? I suppose it's less of the actual content of the franchise as it is the people who really like it that puts me off, I don't associate them and I wouldn't. It's not hard to pay just a bit of attention to your appearance and behavior, it really isn't, I just can't bring myself to get over the neckbeard aspect of it all.

That's why I make antique furniture by myself, I have no other hobbies. Everything is awful.

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Doing some "pimp my gun" shit in blender with parts from various models. This is fun. Needs a fancier muzzle break and lots of tweaks though.

I call it the Zahler-Blixt CTAR.

>>35122862
>Also, the incident you refer to takes place around or during the Battle of Reach, before humanity figured out how to fight the Covenant in space.
*Battle of Harvest
Reach was very far into the war, long after UNSC forces had learned how to effectively engage covenant ships in naval combat. Harvest is what you're referring to, one of the first battles of the war, when the UNSC fleet managed to destroy their covenant counterparts through overwhelming numbers.

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Half-Life: Opposing Force SAW.

You spend a lot of time waiting to get one (or if you kill a squadmate and take his, you wait for the ammo). And it does not under-deliver.

>>35123750
this
I can understand not liking the aesthetics, but the lasgun for one thing would BTFO the vast majority of small arms we have today. Imagine having a standard infantry rifle with literal laser accuracy, rechargeable ammo that can be replenished by leaving it in the sun for a few minutes, and the stopping power of an M2 Browning with none of the recoil, on top of being able to blast apart concrete walls in a single shot.

>>35127716
It's pointless to compare a lasgun to anything in the real world because physics absolutely do not allow for it to work as described.

>>35127716
>can be replenished by leaving it in the sun for a few minutes
>being able to blast apart concrete walls in a single shot

Well, the only problem that I see with it is you'd need to carry a solar panel as large as a football stadium for it to gather enough energy to blast a concrete wall

>>35127670
Best weapon in the game. I could never bring myself to kill the guy carrying it, and actually would always reload the game if any one of the marine NPCs died.

>>35121342
>Not the predator cannon

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>>35127939
forgot pic

>>35127912
It's archeotech, I ain't gotta explain shit

>>35122576
preach it

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>>35117948
I came to post this, fell in love with it ever since I first saw it rip aliens apart, I just further fell in love with this thing when it rocked in AVP 1 and 2. My follow up would be the Morita and the marksman and carbine versions, despite the unwieldy look.

>>35122576
Nice blanket statement strawman

>>35122764
And as for the people who play other races you fucking dunce? A lot of words to be made to look like a fucking idiot by a single sentence.

>>35127548
It's actually not good to obsess over anything, much less history. I can guarantee you that most people look at you the same way you look at other people for liking a hobby/setting that you don't. I fucking hate Halo's gameplay, but I understand why a lot of people like it. However, I don't sperg out in a thread calling them all petulant manchildren for liking the game or the design of the weapons (poetically, acting exactly like those you are describing). You're just projecting how pathetic of a person you really are, worse than the ones you supposedly hate, when you've met one person that conveniently fits your stereotype, if that happened at all.

If you've ever actually met a group of people who likes 40k or other miniature games, you'd find they're mostly upper middle class guys who like to paint and play skirmish games.

>I just can't bring myself to get over the neckbeard aspect of it all.
Then kill yourself. It will only haunt you at night you overdramatic bitch. It's a hobby, people will continue to play it despite your worthless input, you're not going to stop it. You're whining simply because other people like the thing you don't like. Part of growing up is accept that people are different and inherently like different things.

>That's why I make antique furniture by myself, I have no other hobbies. Everything is awful.
This is the most fucking autistic thing I have ever read, what a sad piece of shit, thanks for proving my point about projecting all your insecurities.

>>35127934
Well that guy had ammo for it. If you kept him alive he was worth more to you than the gun itself.

Of course when he can't follow you any further, out comes the pipe wrench.

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>>35127417
I love guns that look like shapeless masses of melted plastic.

>>35127573
>Digital kitbashing with /k/
Neat.

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>>35115294

>>35118914
STI's are fucking beautiful guns

>>35122764
well I always though the Imperium of Man is basically an example of how shitty the humanity would be if we choose a path of facism, xenophobia,corrupt and abusive governament,etc.

If the God Emperor could awake once more he probably will destroy the entire Imperial Cult, the Adeptis Sororitas and the Inquisition.

>>35128458
you mean love the sororitas tenderly

>>35128458
>he probably will destroy the entire Imperial Cult and the Inquisition.

FTFY. Sisters are loyal warriors. He would likely find a suitable place for them.

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>>35126788

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Let's just cover this quickly, I've got a minute and a half:
>>35128110
>Nice blanket statement strawman
I have the distinct impression I hit closer to home with my anecdote than you're comfortable with.
>It's actually not good to obsess over anything
I suppose sarcasm's going to be too tough for you too.
>You're just projecting how pathetic of a person you really are
Yet here you are making sure I read this very long, annoying post about how I hurt your feelings. You should take a page from >>35122764 and keep your spaghetti in your pockets, because I am not impressed at all.
>Then kill yourself. It will only haunt you at night you overdramatic bitch.
This is quite hilarious coming from you, I haven't seen this amount of tearful rageposting in awhile. WH40k is awful because of people like you, congratulations.
>This is the most fucking autistic thing I have ever read
Again you struggle to read simple sarcasm, you have to be on the spectrum. That's what upset you, didn't it? It's making you scream incoherently through your keyboard at me, I'm sure of it.

Here, I'll help. "Antique furniture" is code for, "I'm not that interesting, I don't take my hobbies that seriously."

So very sad.

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>>35128823
Not him, but you son of a bitch if this was a YLYL thread I'd be pissed.

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Always liked most of 40k's weapon designs

Fuck stamped shit and weight saving; just solid hunks of steel milled out. Practically indestructible but only superhumans can wield them let alone properly.

>>35128450
Shame the name reminds me of Herpes.

>>35127508
thankd

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>>35119637
D I A M O N D S

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>>35122355
Are you sure about that, anon?

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>>35130390
I still have this too.

Is a 2x zoom like the halo pistol good for real life pistols?

>>35130509
If real life was like Halo, then yes. If not, no. Too many attributes needed from a combat pistol would be sacrificed.

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>>35122937
Terran Federation Mobile Infantry was first ODST

>>35130698
Are we talking highly-trained power armor Mobile Infantry, or zerg rush disposable Mobile Infantry?

>>35130733
We're talking 1960s book mobile infantry

>>35118789
>SCAMP doesn't even fire 10mm idiot

>>35122883
>buy SMG guns DP-28
>buy tripod stand
profit.

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NC4 Mag-Shot from Planetside and Ratslayer from New Vegas

>>35122789
>in the dark future of 2142 tanks are destroyed with VHS tapes moving at warp speed

Loved picking off snipers with it too.

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Arma 3 MX SW. 100 round capacity and good accuracy. And very light.

>>35128985
>AR Lasgun

Nice.

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Nothing like a few thousand rounds of 58mm MDE to show some smelly Vajra scum whats what.

>>35130805
36/10 would operate with

>>35126848
orbital drops must make your ass clench insanely tight, imagine the iron power on those muscular assholes.

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>>35116453
>>35115308
>It has those Razor Scooter handlebars as grips
I can never unsee this

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>>35130985
Took me a bit, but when I saw it I had a kek

>tfw you will never play 2142 like it was back when and have another engineer friend who also likes big guns
Feels fucking bad because my squad mates were always complete retards that I had to guard over like an excessively violent mother hen.

>>35123085
>I'd rather have a single Spartan backing me up than an entire company of ODST.
That's why you're retarded. Not even super soldiers can cover as much frontage as a full company, and SPARTAN II or ODST, they shoot the same bullets.

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>>35128845
>you struggle to read simple sarcasm
>I suppose sarcasm's going to be too tough

>>35131874
Not an argument.

>>35127295
Keyes was cool, Jenkins however was the real hero at the end of it all.

>>35122576
dude no one cares, seriously fucking kill yourself

>>35116473
>sights dont clear suppressor
Kek.

>>35115294
I saw a nerf version of this gun in a store not too long ago, honestly the first time I've had a hard time turning down a toy gun.

>>35132603
The main character has a target reticle built into his augmented reality robo eyes.
Don't need no silly ironsights.

>>35127045
because nigger
they gotta
shoot
first

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>>35122789
Oh shit. One of my first modeling projects was something based on this.

>>35132669
BOOMCo a shit, don't buy them.

>>35132775
this though. The Mega Blocks of dart guns; cooler branded stuff, but objectively lower quality standards. Plus they're all painted up like, well, nerf guns. There are plenty of props on the market anyway.

>>35123458
>De white debil, he got him a LASER LUGER!

>>35127400
>using slugs
>not birdshot to abuse the fuck out of And Stay Back

>>35130390
>shredder shredder
I fucking love Borderlands

>>35131803
So a single super soldier that has been shown to be able to fight through entire armies of technologically and physically superior soldiers would somehow struggle against a company of ODST?

>>35128582
>>35128723
well not really, emperor forbide religion for how blind faith is a double edge weapon against fighting literals Gods.
He also destroyed all evidence from our religions to prevent that any human shall fight another human ever again once unification was done. (this also include the disbanding of all space marines chapters as they were only create as a mean to fend off strongest aliens and demons). He wouldn't see with good eyes a bunch of heavily armed soldiers unnecessary burning alive thousands of innocent lives everyday.
Also I'm surprised the white supremacy thing comment,I mean to the whole empire, your skin colour doesn't matter as long as you serve the emperor.
Even yet the IG is supposed to be the most multicultural fantasy army ever created as hundred of regiments come from different planets with different climates, resources and cultures. This is even enforced by how extensive the empire is that a lot of regiments have their own distinctive uniform and equipment by how logistical impossible could be to equip them all the same.

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The apex of human ingenuity. Its really just a moving black hole in which escapes the gun through a small opening, when allowed.

>>35117948

This is the correct answer.

>>35122552

I always thought they misfired regularly and killed the operator often. Hence why the Marines use Bolters as they are more reliable and robust.

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>>35115294
Okay, what about your thoughts on the futuristic Black Ops operator getups? Your thoughts on its futuristic /k/ stuffs?

>>35123755

As much as I hated this film's story, it had some cool as shit guns.

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>>35133808

>>35133759
>B8
Lasguns are incredibly reliable (no moving parts) and still have power comparable to a 7.62, it's just that compared to the combined horrors of an entire galaxy where you have zombie robots, 8 foot tall megahumans, and rape daemons, it's pretty much a glorified flashlight. It is however cheap to produce and uses charge packs, so they can more or less equip the trillions of cannon fodder they have in the IG

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>>35133815

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>>35133819

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>>35133830

>>35116796
My man ..how I miss sniper rifle distance tags (fun fact - the tag had bullet drop after a distance so it could go further) and frags with my opponents calling 'Hax!' (to the point I got a few bans, lol)

Human rifle was cheese with its grenades for easy kills really which was why I liked the Bully - untagged or tagged, using it was a show of skill

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>>35133840
Since some anon just recently posted COD: Black Ops 2.

Thoughts on this revolver from Black Ops 3?

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mainly the way it reloaded

>>35133896
From what game or media?

>>35133917
Planetside 2

>>35122784
>this bait begs for attention

>>35122764
Based on my observations of WH40Kfags and my previous involvement in their community I very much agree with you. This is 100% correct