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Killing Danny Phantom

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What are some /k/ approved weapons for taking out entities such as Danny Phantom
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Ember's Ghost Squad will get him with double-wielded shotguns.
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>>35112021
Cancellation
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>>35112021
Canceled television years ago.
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Several seasons and a tv movie finale.
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>>35112021
I'd just get his mom.
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>>35112021
He's like 17
Just ruin his self esteem and he'll off himself
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>>35112021
With a .357
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>>35112021
Neither ghosts nor teenagers actually exist, OP.
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>>35112036
Looking at pics like him, I just know I would have bullied the shit out of little faggot if Id been in his year. Normally with mass shooters I get the vibe that I would have gotten on with them okay, but with this clown I just want to push him into a locker.
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This is a memed thread are this point, so there's no shame in showing my true power level.

With ghostly entities, you have to understand, which >>>/x/ doesn't ever clearly explain, is that they are using interdimensional and therefore omnipresent abilities to locate and target you. Say a ghost's physical manifestation was to assault you, by the time the round leaves the chamber, they could easily teleport behind you and "nothing personal kiddo" your boipucci with ease.

The only effective mean you could have to put your round on target is a wormhole generator that could be lazed and appear on contact to the spoopy target instantly.

Then you have the problem of knowing where it is if it is manifesting itself. Just a few EM radars and specialized extradimensional zeroed electro-optics could help you find it easily, even while invisible to the naked eye.

But none of this will have any effect if your rounds in question aren't effective for your target. Most apparitions are spooked by light, UV usually. If not that probably a projectile that emits a special sound or musical tune. Next try pure metals like iron or silver, which you should already have a knife made of anyways. And if none of those work, use some good ol ectoplasm tipped rounds. And as always, bless all your gear, cartridges, mags, optics, gloves, underwear, your balls, EVERYTHING with holy water by an ordained minister of the Christian God.

Last but not least, don't forget the kosher salt
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>>35112036
>double-wielded shotguns
>takes over 30 shots in CQC
>still misses
The retarded virgin is better off throwing the shotguns at the ghost fag.
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>>35116210
>interdimensional and therefore omnipresent
would be a non sequitur if it weren't just simply nonsensical
>a few EM radars
every radar is an EM radar
>holy water by an ordained minister of the Christian God
believing in ghosts (of this kind) makes you a l i t e r a l heretic you know??
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>>35116959
To be completely fair, he killed the people he planned to kill right away, and spent the rest of the time wandering around the store shooting random shit. He actually accomplished everything he set out to do, despite being batshit insane.
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>>35115471
>Neither ghosts nor teenagers actually exist
>nor teenagers
How did this thread get created, then?
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>>35112021
>kill his family with real guns and real bullets without hesitation or dragging it out like all the nu-villian fags did then place the real gun with real bullets underneath the loli porn magazines I will put on top of it
>go dress up as gothic girl's daddy and fuck her real hard and good while she calls me "daddy" after I break her mind and will
>give his black geek friend cocaine and heroin along with weed, rap music and a ebony black hoe with a fatass and give him a pimp had and cain and tell him to go be king in detroit
>use my hacking legit anonymous skills to break into his shitty 2000 model windows98 and upload kiddy porn and other fucked up porn stuff on his shitty computer
>go to his school and inform the principal about him selling dope to little kids around the block after I stashed some in his locker
>go on myspace since this is like 2000 or something and spread rumors about how I heard that danny is a fag and a hoe
>go to the police and tip them off on danny having kiddie porn on his shitty computer as well he murdered his own family
>sit back and enjoy the show as danny phantom's world crumbles all around him
>I now got a submissive gothic girlfriend as well

Killing danny phantom would be boring, why not destriy his life instead?
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>>35117019
who's that?
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>>35117196
You put alot of thought into this as well time didn't you?...

I think you need help.
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>>35117196
Yup this would definitely do it right here.

Leave it to the pros from 4chan to do the dirty work.
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>>35117200
Tranny Phantom
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>>35112036
A quick glance that abby road blanket and I almost thought it was that image one of John lennin truckin'
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>>35117196
>destroy

Also if your wondering on how I would do all of this without getting caught well thats simple.

>because I can.
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>>35117232
what? i meant the shotgun wielding faggot
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>>35117196
Why not just pin danny phantom down on his bed and fuck his boipussy hard?
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>>35117232
>>35117333
never mind, i managed to spoon feed myself
jesus christ what a mentally ill faggot
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