Well, Floridabros? Are you ready?

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Are you? Got water? Got TP for your bunghole and a trowel for digging shitters after the toilet backs up?

>guns
>ammo
>water
>toilet paper
>food
Oughta be fine

Good luck florida bros.

>no 12 gauge to deal with crocodiles/alligators that wash up on your front porch

Oh Noes! It's going to rain here for the next 5 days straight. It pours rain every fucking day here in the summertime.

GUYS HELP

I WENT A SUCKED A DICK FOR A GLOCK 26, BUT WHEN I WAS DONE THE GUY SAID HE DIDN'T EVEN OWN GUNS AND LAUGHED AT ME

NOW I HAVE NO GUN LIKE I PLANNED AND THERES A HURRICANE COMING WAT DO

Gonna be in Panama City, lets do it.

>>35107862
Suck Irma's dick when she arrives and you'll be spared. You trained for this, Anon!

>>35107845
Or birdshot to deal with the spics that wash up

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Some info that might come in handy down there.

>>35107662
I have more guns and ammo than that, and am ready to shoot any floridian refugees on sight.

Guns look cool and all until national gaurd break down your door and take your guns as part of the martial law routine. Hide your weapons when the military comes.

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Does anyone have experience with using solar showers to hold drinking water? I have a britta filter and 2 5 gallon red rock solar showers, and I'm unsure how best to sanitize the inside so I can store drinking water in it. Any experience/ideas?

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>count the hurricanes
I feel sorry for Florida.

You know, I didn't fully comprehend the level of "Fuck You" that mother nature's aiming at Florida until now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21wKryhrf2k

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I'm sort of ready.

Riding this out in my great uncle's house in the villages right now. Pretty sure my south Florida home will be gone.

>>35107880
You'd get raped there hurricane or not.

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>>35109714
>magtech
of all the ammo you chose to pack for SHTF...

>>35108168

Add a quart of warm water, pour in a cap full of bleach, slosh it around for a minute, empty it, rinse with another quart of warm water.

>tfw sarasota bay
>on first floor
>tfw it keeps moving west

I dont even know what to do at this point

>>35109759
There's literally nothing wrong with magtech.

>>35107862
why are you pretending to be me?

>>35109763
This. The plastic might leave a weird taste but it will be safe. You can use bleach to purify water also. Would be good to keep some on hand.

>>35107662

Hahahaha, you don't even have an actual stocked rifle or a spare stock to put on it once things go tits up?

>>35107985

Lmao good luck producing more than 100ml per day and having enough fuel to heat the salt water

>>35107862
Start suckin' mo dick, boy!

Chrome. Off. A. Trailer. Hitch.

>>35109771

It's bottom of the barrel shit.

>>35109821
I can tell you don't shoot much.

Let me guess I should've bought Federal, right?

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im good on everything except ammo

cumulatively i've probably only got about 600 rounds of ammo scattered across 5 guns

worst part is i have like 1500 rounds of 5.45 but i havent built the gun yet

sure hope if worst comes to worst i can find a fellow AK autist to trade 5.45 in exchange for 5.56 or x39

>>35107862

Real anon who did this here
I drove an hour in a schoolgirl outfit to this guys house in a suburb of orlando, when i showed up he actually laughed
i was pretty scared and shaking
he made me put on a wig and complimented me for shaving my body and wearing make up because he didnt think I'd do it, he didn't even think I'd show up
I thought hed just let me go with the gun since I showed my commitment but this wasnt the case once the wig came out
once we had to start it wasnt that rough and he let me slowly get more comfortable
eventually he was done pat me on the head and that was thankfully that
by the way semen tastes different when its straight from the source like that its weird

he didnt let me wash it off so I drove home with cum on my face and a fully loaded glock 26

overall I'd say it was worth it
im not gay though so obviously i wont do this shit again, already threw away the outfit and all that shit

but it was worth the safety, and it was a free fucking gun

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>jacksonville
>prolly gonna be a one when it hits us
>everyones freaking the fuck out
>water gas and wood shortages
>cat 1
>all the stores are swamped
>prices on flashlights have gone up
>maybe cat 2
>bought a few cases of water and beer last sunday when I heard something was comming our way
>everyones buying too much shit last minute like crazy
>mfw maybe cat 2

Miami is gonna get fuckin rekt tho

>>35109891
>not gay though
You can't ever go back from this anon
Ur gay my dude

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>>35108168
Belive me, it won't be sunny durring a hurricane

>>35109891
you earned that gun, glad you're not a sex slave.

>>35109908
ehhh it's like prison sex

>>35107662

Those don't look very nutritious, which one purifies water?

>>35107985
>>35109799


>>35109896
i'm worried for naples fags, my aunt is riding it out there too.

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>>35109955
sorry didn't post the image guys

>>35109896
I'm at UF, Gainesville everyone is losing their fucking minds over this shit.
>>35109955
Naplesbro of mine is driving up to ride it out up here. Should get interesting down there

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>>35107662
Any tips for surviving flooding if you couldn't evac?

>>35110017
climb

>>35109838

I'm sorry you take criticism of a commercial product as a personal attack.

Do you have problems with your self worth?

>>35110034
I should have asked a better question.

Any tips for creating a makeshift floating object/raft?

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>>35109891
>im not gay though
whatever you say man

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>>35109891

>>35109763
>>35109782
Thanks guys, I'll go pick some up right now. With these, the stock pots and martha stewart bowls I should be able to hold 25 gallons, and that's not counting the bottled water. Again, thank you.

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>>35107662
>Orlandofag
>have 3 cars fueled to the brim plus two 5 gal containers
>AK in the 5.45 spice with 7 loaded mags, AR with 9 loaded mags, pistols all loaded
>food in the fridge, dehydrated food and last ditch food MREs
>plenty of water, coke and coffee

>>35107685
Phil, with every comment I read from you the more I hate you, and we started off liking you, you should stop posting so that I don't completely despise you. You are such a miserable califaggot that wants everyone to be as miserable as him.

>>35110041
Not at all, I just get annoyed with know-nothing fat bodies such as you.


Now please enlighten me as to what is wrong with magtech.

Treasure coast bro where you at?

So is Cuba just gone now?

>>35110099
>coke
yo wana party?

>>35110139

Why are you so upset because someone criticized your possessions?

Why are you fabricating a fictional caricature of a "fatbody" that you can feel superior to?


Do you feel that inferior all the time?

>>35110218
This. I'll pass on the coke but I have dab and a few g's of ok bud. It's kinda shit tbqh.

>>35110334
Lmao keep dodging the question, you only prove my point and display to everyone how hard you're projecting right now.

I'm not even attacking I just genuinely want to know why you think magtech is bad.

>>35110052
wear a life jacket and try to go with the flow, crouch with your knees folded in the direction of travel so you can push off of objects. try to find a solid place to climb. you're still going to die.

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>>35110095
>>35109782
>>35109763
The only bleach I can fine as hydrogen peroxide in it. It's almost impossible for me to get my hands on for bleach. Is it OK if it has I did and peroxide in it?

>>35110509
peroxide is hydrogen and oxygen nig what do you think water is made of

>>35110509
>>35110545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmAuPDag00Y

>>35110451

It's interesting that you bring up projection.


What am I projecting?
Are you saying I'm the one that measures my self worth by the commercial products I buy?


Are you under 6 feet tall, Anon?

Do you have a good relationship with your father?

>>35109891
>by the way semen tastes different when its straight from the source like that its weird
WTF

>>35109891
This board is fucking gayer than /fit/ at times.

>>35110052
If it surges you'll either have to anchor down (and anchor down hard) or go with the flow and pray to god you don't fucking drown or get pinned against other debris. Literally climbing to high ground is your best bet unless you're like some ex-coast guard rescuer or some shit.

>>35110630
Nigga just answer the question

Why is magtech bad?

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Naplesbro here, brother and I will hold out in one of the high schools.

Gentlemen, it's been an honor.

>>35110989
I am so sorry, that you live in such a stupid area. There is literally nothing to do there.. Sending good vibes your way while i drink mimosas and whittle a walkin' stick for after-storm scouting
>t. east coast best coast

Osceolafag here
Sandbagged the house today. Got my generator chained up. Miami and Naples are in deep from what I hear

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>>35109891
>it was a free fucking gun
No... No it was not.

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>>35109891
>im not gay though

>>35107685
>Toilet backs up in a fucking flood

Buy a bucket and learn how toilets work you faggot

North Fort Myers fag here.

Got loads of ammo, water, gas, and food.

BUT in a prefab house, at least it has hurricane shutters though and in a C flood zone.

It'll be interesting.

>>35111604
Dude I wouldn't chance it in a prefab but you know your situation better than me

>>35109891
>im not gay though
Nigger in a few months you'll probably be taking hormones.

>>35109955
I'm from Naples. I evacuated. Wish me luck bros.

>>35107862
make yourself throw up the cum then youre not gay anymore, badda bing badda boom.

>>35110078
What is this from?

>>35111754
re zero

>>35110099
What's the point of the fridge if its going to get flooded?

>>35109891
Post gun also no fucking way this is real, but if it were I would believe it came from here

>>35107662
nope, daytonafag, beachside housing. wont have a home to come back to. just found the place not even two months ago too, so, i guess ill just be a hobo /k/ommando for a while again. could be worse.

>>35110630
I'm not that anon but I too use magtech and am interested in why you think poorly of it, admittidely I get better groupings with wolf steel cased than I do with magtech

>>35109896
Jax bro here. Sticking this shit out in Zone B

>>35111908
same, cape zone b, right next to zone a, got my air mattress just in case.

>>35111924

I managed to cobble some tactical waterwings together for when the dunes blow out again.

Godspeed anon

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>>35111952
Godspeed to you aswell.

See ya on the waterways!

>>35111754
Baku no pico

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>>35107662
I live in Boca Raton about 25 yards from the water
I have 400 rounds of 65 grain .556 two glock magazines and a spiked baseball bat
should this be enough to fight how the hoardes of nogs?

>>35112417
Dig trenches with what little time you have, erect barbed wire fences, plant landmines.

>>35107662

>I can feed my rifle, but not myself.

Yeah, you'll be okay.

>>35112450
>dig trenches
>in florida
I guess if he was making a moat or something thatd be good advice

>>35109896

I can beat that.

I live in fucking Pennsylvania, and people are panic buying 'just in case.' It's fucking ridiculous. Admittedly, we get more rain than usual after you guys get fucked, but people up here pretend it's like getting hit by the eyewall.

But when we get three feet of snow in 8 hours and overnight become the snowiest city in the US, it's just fucking business as usual.

My neighbors are idiots.

>>35112458
he's got around 9 weeks of food there

>>35112450

Isn't most of florida below sea level, and about to be hit by a series of giant fucking rainstorms?

Are you trying to make the next Venice?

>>35112520
At sea level, not below.

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>>35112497

Yeah, I noticed that after I posted. Didn't even see them at first what with the background color. I'm an idiot.

Have an apology nigger.

>>35109891
>already threw away the outfit and all that shit
How convenient for you to get out of posting a picture with gun and outfit.

I'm still worried anon actually left to go suck dick for a gun and ended up locked in the basement.

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>>35112542
>>35112497
I actually have a full pantry of canned food.
9 cases of water and 14 gallons of potable water.
Also water filter...

no bully on mess. I live in an apt and dont normally have this much stuff being thrown around.

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>>35111952
>>35111924
>>35111908
>>35109896
Jax bro here as well, outside the (Current) evac zones, but the corner of beach and university by my place gets flooded out and undrivable in big TStorms, so im a little worried.

>>35112923
>im a little worried
nigga, we all gana die anyway so no point in worrying how

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Godspeed and good luck to you fine floridians of /k/.

>>35112537
Not that that really helps when there's a fucking Cat 5 hurricane about to hit

>>35113080
23ft above sea level, with a 10ft storm surge and 3 feet of runoff pooling Does that means flooding? Maybe.

>>35109799
They will have enough debris for firewood.

>>35112923 Jax bro #2 here

As long as you're up off the ground you ought to be okay.

>>35113238
That reminds me for whatever reason, what are the crocs/gators going to be like when half the state's underwater?

>>35113290
>what are the crocs/gators going to be like
the same as always, Delicious.

>>35113238
>10ft storm surge
Apparently people are misunderstanding what a 10 foot storm surge is. That is the water level, not the peak waves, which apparently can be as high as 40 feet in some areas.

>>35107662
where's your chest rig and extra AR mags anon?

>>35111774
You need to eat prior to the storm and during anon, just cause a hurricane moves in, it doesn't mean it insta floods

>>35110218
ATF pls, I don't consume illicit drugs

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Anyone know of a website with a map that just shows where the hurricane is at right now?

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>>35113364
still a little disorganized, I'm still trying to sort and organize my shit. This is my setup, most likely going to be rocking my PC with lvl IV ceramics because I'm going to be defending my apartment.

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>>35107880
Mississippi here. Fuck you, Florida for stealing our hurricanes. That's our thing, not yours. Go jack off to your Jewish retirement colonies and your Cuba Rican gay clubs.

>Mfw katrina 2 won't electric boogaloo

>>35113417
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/

This is the official.

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>>35110218
You sure bout that?

>>35113501
Neat, ty.

>>35111591

They literally do at Sea level you mong

>>35110099
Why an AK in 5.45? Just curious.

>>35110499
Follow this dude's advice up until that last bit.

>>35107662
So most of the liberal areas are getting hit hardest right?

>Houston libtard zone BTFO
>Miami shillaries btfo soon
>maybe based Jose or another cat 5 hits Baltimore or NY/Boston and wipes it from the map.

Antigunners getting the high capacity water levels up the ass. Delicious.

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>>35107662
ready to GTFO or get BTFO

>>35109932

It's not like prison sex. He willing went and sucked a dick, that's gay as fuck.

>>35113696
Don't actually dump it all, but whatcha got?

>>35111591

It's you that should learn how a toilet works.

>>35113738
Is there rehab for people addicted to guns? I think that anon would need it

>>35107985
They used to do this quite a bit in sailboats with a pressure cooker and coiled copper tubing.
Its not the salt though that will fuck you (although it will), it's petroleum based contaminants.

>>35113748
Extra boots on top, full outfit minus pants in the middle, multi use tarp and pretty comprehensive medical kit on the bottom, Mora Robust and binocs for whatever reason stashed close to the top. Top external pocket is an admin pouch, Constitution, IDs, and journal all pertinent docs are already in the vehicle. Middle is multi-tool, radio and phone chargers and medicine. Unfortunately no gunz.

Provisions are in the car ready to go. Currently on the W. Coast so evac to friends house inland to Celebration if the storm swings around our side, staying put otherwise.

>>35110052
You can make a raft of you have a box spring, tarp, and some rope.
Won't work with current but will get you by post shitstorm.

>>35113811
>Has constitution
>Has no guns

Dude get your priorities straight

>>35113426
Is that a sadf chest rig? I dig your warbelt.

I'm in Georgia near the border so I'm good but the question is how do I make money off of this shit?

>>35114105
Yep! got it for $50 shipped from SA

>>35111924
Cape Zone B here as well brother, probably gonna head to the shelter in Island Coast

>>35109978
I am at UF and I doubt it will hit. Wish I could hit on girls

>>35114216
Everyone is driving like shit then I realized all the spics from down south florida are up here passing through/staying. Fucking ridiculous how everyone is losing their shit, goddam Publix looking like 28 Days Later

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>>35109955
>>35109978
>>35111672
Wait is Naples really in danger? My grandma lives in Naples and when I texted her two days ago she said she was going to ride it out.

>>35114341
Direct fucking hit. Gg granny

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>>35114348
Forgot pic

>>35114341
>My grandma lives in Naples and when I texted her two days ago she said she was going to ride it out.
Well good news is Grandma is prob rich so if you'd played your cards right you're going to be coming into some shit soon, anon.

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>>35114348
>>35114380
>>35114391
Well that's not good. Damnit I told her to leave two days ago but she said the highway was bumper to bumper and she had nowhere to go.

How do I save her?

>>35114402
You don't, she's as good as dead and due to that bumper to bumper you couldn't help her anyway.

>>35114137
Whaat? How the fuck, ive seen some expensive as fuck on ebay mang thats about it.

I live three houses from the beach, on the second floor of my two storey apartment building in Cocoa Beach, am I going to die? The flood waters couldn't possibly get that high... Right?

>>35114402
She could've driven the back roads. You can't really do shit st this point man.

>>35114402
>>35114449
Now thinking about it you could see (on kikebook) if any local Red Cross/emergency mgmt is doing last min pick ups of elderly to shelters. Could try that.

>>35114429
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at1+shtml/035210.shtml?wsurge#contents

You're in the splash zone nigga, call up someone inland for a place to stay and GTFO.

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>tfw the only means of defense that you have is a shitty little .32 revolver, a 1911 with no ammo, and a piece of rebar.
>I live next to a neighborhood full of crackpots and niggers.

>>35114475
Look dipshit. I've been saying this all week. Worry about the giant fucking hurricane with 10 foot storm surges and 40+ foot waves first. Odds are if you're anywhere near the coast you won't have anything left to save unless you pack what you can carry and get inland.

There's Jose coming right after too, so if one won't get it the next will finish it off.

>>35109840
what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why you don't put all your eggs in one basket, or count your chickens before they hatch

>>35113005

So you're saying that you're fine with being raped to death by a pack of niggers?

There is a line from game of thrones that holds true.

"Death is the enemy. The first enemy and the last…The enemy always wins. And we still need to fight him."

Sure, we're all gonna die some day, at least fight to the bitter end. Until then, help out people who can't help themselves, protect the ones who can't protect themselves, enjoy every part of life, even the shitty parts, cause we only got this one life.

>>35114485
This goes back to my contention with this fucking place.
>there's a fucking hurricane that is about to slap all of Florida's proverbial shit
>???
>GUNS GUNS GUNS THINKING BOUT GUNS ZO WOP BOOPITY GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS
>BULLETS BULLETS BULLETS
>MUH CHEST RIIIIG

Jesus fucking Christ, half you motherfuckers need a reality check.

>>35112496
Hey man, at least they're preparing unlike the OP in the other thread who says its not fair we all got huge armories while he studied 24/7

>>35114121
Water and gas

>>35114521
>go to a weapons board
>be indignant when the focus is on weapons
You aren't particularly bright, are you?

>good luck to all of you ameritards in those areas.

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>>35109891
I admire your commitment, anon. But you're still a fucking faggot.

>>35114402
>she had nowhere to go.

Tell her to get to a shelter as soon as possible.

http://www.colliergov.net/home/showdocument?id=64880

>tfw britain
>tfw the most shtf I have to worry about is an influx of innocent refugees
Good luck floridabros <3

>>35113738
So you're saying there's not a single gun out there that you'd suck some dick for?

>>35114475
You fallout now.

>>35109891
id suck cocks for glocks all day 5 minutes of work versus a weeks worth of work is pretty good.

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>>35109891
This probably happened

>>35114983
>innocent refugees
heh

407 reporting in
I'm a baker at public and life has been fucking great. We had our decorator make those meme tastic hurricane mini cakes and now people are taking orders for them. Haha.
People are panic buying like crazy. Waiting outside the doors like fifty at time for us to open. I've been mixing at probably ten times normal production. we also had to bake off for another bakery because they're oven went down for a day. But hey I'm getting great overtime and Sunday plus Monday off.
Other than that I've got around 500 rounds of 7.62x39 and around 500 of 9mm. My g19 has federal premium in it plus my fun stick is all federal premium. Water. Food. And plenty of acid. Shud be gud.

>>35115129
Hmmm I live in Orlando and I too like acid.


We should meet up

By the way totally not atf

>hmm a hurricane is coming
>i should probably prepare
>i know what is should stock up on

>not food or water

>just boolits is good enough

>>35115379
You might see me at one of the meet ups with pupils the size of saucers stroking my slr.

>>35113811
>Constitution
You thought to print a document no cop will ever
listen to but didn't pack any food or water in the bag

jesus christ /k/ is retarded

I cant wait for your house and all your guns to be washed away you fucking idiot. what the fuck is a gun going to do against a hurricane

Helping my brother serve meals for emergency services so we're basically in holed up in a larder. Feels good.

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>>35109891
literally fake and gay

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my parents retired to sarasota. Dad just bought a bunch of ammo and food and water and he's turning the house into a bunker.

>>35115538

yeah im sure that tin roofing will do the trick when an entire tree flies into your house.

>>35115538
>americans in charge of construction

>>35115549
steel impact shutters, depending on which ones he got they'll hold up better than that cinderblock wall

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DAILY REMINDER TO FREEZE UR WATERBOTTLES SO YOU HAVE COLD DRINKS A FEW DAYS FROM NOW

>DAILY REMINDER TO FREEZE UR WATERBOTTLES SO YOU HAVE COLD DRINKS A FEW DAYS FROM NOW

DAILY REMINDER TO FREEZE UR WATERBOTTLES SO YOU HAVE COLD DRINKS A FEW DAYS FROM NOW

>DAILY REMINDER TO FREEZE UR WATERBOTTLES SO YOU HAVE COLD DRINKS A FEW DAYS FROM NOW

DAILY REMINDER TO FREEZE UR WATERBOTTLES SO YOU HAVE COLD DRINKS A FEW DAYS FROM NOW

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>>35110170
Right here man. Looks like we're getting off easy.

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>>35109969
>Collecting water like this in a hurricane

>>35115518
Nothing. The idea is that you can use your guns and related gear to survive the borderline-lawless aftermath, especially if you live in a shitty neighborhood or one that borders a dangerous, shitty neighborhood.

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>>35115584
>the borderline-lawless aftermath,
i look forward to you starving and then getting arrested after failing to realize that a natural disaster doesnt instantly turn the world into "Fallout Vegas Time" or whatever

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All I have is a bunch of HEMA gear, (longsword, rapier and some Kevlar lined armour. Seeing an armoured maniac with a sword should discourage looters right?

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>>35107662
by the latest track i'm going to get hit dead center north of tampa, what armor should i wear to defend against flying debris that makes it through my walls and or storm shutters?

lvl IV plate carrier with side plates
german flectarn kevlar
us pasgt kevlar frag vest
or
complete iba otv?

>>35115580
you do it after. if you don't have two days of water get to a shelter right now.

>>35109969
you could just buy a fucking brita filter like a normal person

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Treasure coast anon here. Daughter is patrollingg the backyard.

>>35115647
Cute kid. Please hide her face for OpSec and PerSec though.

>>35115662
As you can see, she can handle herself. But in all seriousness her face is already on the internet for good. My wife posts pics of her religiously

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>>35115623
Cool. Please post again and tell us what cholera or botulism are like?

How long until it hits?

I will be snapchatting the storm from my small coastal town.

>>35109896
>Miami
Damn, its going around Miami.

Those gungrabbers are getting off light there.

>>35115662
>OpSec and PerSec

? ? ?

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>>35115645
brita?
>The technique of a carbon block is not designed to filter out bacteria or viruses.

>>35115678
sorry i thought you fellows could figure out how to apply the concept to purify water nearly infinity, the only energy required being sunlight and refilling your dirty water pan. it can also make potable water from toxic saltwater, it's the same as the worm distillation method posted except you don't need a fire.

>>35107685

namefag pls go

>>35115668
Not on 4chan...

>>35113674
Superior ballistics

>>35115710
Operational security, and I think PerSec is personal security but I don't know for sure since they never taught me that in the marines.

>>35115830
Well that little girl right there was born in naval hospital camp lejeune.

>>35109891
Why are you sucking dick for guns? I'm actually gay and I don't even suck dick for guns, I buy them like any normal person would

>>35115859
Surely you would be more inclined to suck a dick of you could get a gun from it though

>>35113417
https://earth.nullschool.net/

>>35115864
I mean it's just like when fat old guys offer you money for sex

Yeah $500 would be nice, but I never trust guys like that because next thing you know you're in a sex dungeon and not getting out of it anytime soon

Besides, I don't want to have sex with fat old men anyways, so I'll buy my own guns since I'm not poor and desperate for money

>>35109891
>eventually he was done pat me on the head and that was thankfully that

god i wish that were me

i want to get headpatted like that

>>35115930
That's not very entrepreneurial.

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R8 my setup

>>35113426
Such a dangerous weapon that, I mean how many spokes do you need on one bike wheel?

>>35115988
Poast water.

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>>35115998

So these threads are people desperately hoping to get looted so they can shoot someone while ignoring their own personal safety and belongings? I feel like if I was in Florida right now I'd be a lot more concerned about protecting what I own from the hurricane more than the looters.

>>35115988
Not bad for a tripfag

>>35115579
Yeah lucky for us, hopefully the northeastern part of it don't fuck our shit up too bad

>>35115841
Cool, but I've been out for years, so I have little to no idea how things changed since I've been in, and even then I didn't learn what OODA loop was till a grunt in the company my unit was attached to explained it to me, so I am sure that I'm missed out on some key things.

>>35116084
Yea I saw on the news this morning that we should just be getting cat 1 winds.

>>35116056
Literally what


The hurricane is bad, horrible. It's highly likely my family home is gone.

My apartment on the other hand, is my shelter, the guns are shit are to make sure I still have said shelter if mr looter decides he wants my TV

>>35115988
good choice of gloves mr. nazi dubs tripfaggot

>>35116056

You are protecting what you own by protecting it from looters. The storm will do what the storm does, but poor niggers are staying put because they have nowhere else to go. Well, if their houses are fucked, what are they going to do? GO STEAL SHIT. It's what they do.

Imagine if there was a gun warehouse on your street. The entire street is abandoned besides you and you can walk right in and take everything and nobody would ever know you did it. That's niggers, but with anything that can be carried.

>>35110052
Tie plastic 55 gal drums together.

>>35116141
Looters never steal food, or water.

They steal stereo systems, like the nigs that tried to sell me a 2000$ stereo in the back of their minivan for 600$ yesterday

>>35116117
Is that still the case? There's a tornado warning for Martin and PB county now...

>>35107662
>no beer

pffft enjoy surviving while sober.
Florida needs a clean slate after all the degeneracy it's been harboring for the past decade.

A Florida man may finally die.

Is it true it's a category 3 right now?

Al-fucking-ready?

I got excited for nothing.

>>35116540
It'll spin back up once it hits the bathwater between the keys and cuba

>>35116524
>people didn't buy alcohol

Got a 4pack of two-hearted tallboys, a 750ml of Havana club rum, and two 750ml popbottles of Westmalle Tripel on top of all my shitty 5%'ers in the fridge

>>35116540
It was a cat 3 after it hit Cuba. They're expecting it to rise to cat 4 as it moves toward Florida because it's back over warm water.

>>35116540
it's gonna pick up again north of cuba pham

>>35115610
6 a best

>>35109891
> overall I'd say it was worth it
im not gay though

Nigga you sucked a dick, you're gay as a motherfucker.

>>35116474
Geez haven't heard about that

>>35116551
8/10 would ride out a storm and operate on oogaboogas later with.

>>35107886
>she

>>35117001
only one i've ever seen where i'm the chad.

>>35117137
same lol

>>35117171
>>35117137
Actually sad

>>35110170
we are in the clear lol

Status updates

>>35118667
Chillin in my place in Tampa drinking yuengs and shitposting

>>35109821
Its military ammunition you ignorant twit

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>>35118667
wrapped up hose outside, will put up last shutter soon. Drinking hurricane beer early. Will probly drink champagne soon because fuck you and im just waiting for the power to go out. Dont have a power bank and amazon's 'guaranteed by thursday' was, as usual, a fucking lie. Rifle remains vigilant, sitting in the corner

>>35118902
Military equipment is made by the lowest bidder.

>>35113674
Accurate as fuck.

>>35118964
Wow you watched iron man, thank you for your valuable insights on the military industrial complex.

>>35118667
Holding out at Calusa Park in Naples and all is good.

>Im going to expend ammo on jamal during irma only to have less to fire at dequan when jose arrives
why even live

News keeps changing the story, whats the current estimate as to whos getting fucked and whos gonna be ok?

>>35119025
It goes further west every hour. Basically only the west coast is fucked. Everyone on east coast is mildly inconvenienced by panicing jew yorkers exodus north

>>35115579
Oh shidd! I want a fucking floaty pretzel!

>>35119043
Five and below

>>35110017
swim

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>>35107662
i guess im not that ready, but yeah ive got water, food, and AR food

>>35115538
the roof will be gone, but at least he'll have his windows

>>35107662
bet they wish they had a cache of meme SS guns.

>>35115690
Share snap

>>35107862
>Glock 26
You were already doomed

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954 bbq edition.

Too lazy to display all the guns.

>>35118667
north of tampa, it's getting windy, neighbors have bugged out. expecting 3-6ft of flooding.

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>>35109800

>>35110630
Kek. People call you out on your bullshit and fucking crickets.

>Anons, check out this fucking faggot

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>>35118667
Sitting in North Georgia, marveling at all of the Florida tags I saw in our town today.

>>35119341
LMAO fucking stupid savages, around blacks never relax

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How /k/ thinks they prep:
>>35107662
How they really prep:

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>>35119394
amen, dude

>>35119341
>niggers nigging
who would've thought

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>>35119419
Wow, someone saved my pic, I'm honored, heres my gats to show I'm not completely useless

>>35119527
Wait, is this in the Caribbean or in Texas or what?

>>35119759
Houston floods

>tfw was going to take my gf to the keys in December
>been planning and saving for months
>never get to go on vacation due to work and finally got the approved time off
>two of the strongest fucking storms ever are going to roll through and wipe out any fucking chances of me ever getting to do anything fun in my shitty, miserable life
Whats a good gun to fucking shoot myself with.

>>35119760
Fuckin hell, I wasn't shocked by it in the Caribbean but Americans behaving that way is really disgusting.

>>35115790
Or.......does she?

>>35119834
Funny how you can take an animal out of Africa or Caribbean yet they act exactly the same

>>35120011
Yeah, I try to drink the koolaid at times and pretend everyone is going to act like upstanding citizens but then shit like this happens and you get forcefed redpills

>>35119779

Jose is barely a tropical storm. Winds don't even exceed 50 mph.

>>35119779
>taking your GF places
You need to manage expectations, m8.

>>35120068
You underestimate how crumbly the infrastructure is here, Sandy was barely 80 and shit was down for weeks

>>35109891
I miss that Glock but not as much as your sweet sweet mouth anon....

>>35115690
So tell us the snapchat then, nigger.

>>35115535
This can't be real

>>35119008
>Calusa Park in Naples
what's the vibe? lots of refugees with chanel handbags?

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>>35120379
I stand corrected.

>>35119779
book a cruise

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>>35120417
>refugees with chanel handbags
spot on

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>>35117001
a good laff

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WE CAN DO IT BOYS

>>35119022
Should have bought more faggot
I went on tuesday and bought 200 5.56 rounds
I know it's not a lot by /k/ standards but should be enough for now. I have enough 9mm for a lifetime though

>>35107862
Hi, im the guy with the glock.....bend over.

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>>35120611
jews in the south and nergos abound in every direction... Lets see how this works out!

>>35109891
a magical place.

My lights just went out. Muh guns cant fight blindness.

>>35115538
which one Edith or Archie?

>>35120781
>gun(s)
>he doesn't have a WML on his dedicated HD gun

sad!

>>35120611
Florida Man is unstoppable

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/lists/10-most-wtf-florida-man-stories-of-2016-so-far-w443442

>>35110499
go to a parking structure

>>35119377
I know, right? Moultrie here, saw a fucking exodus on the expressway.

>>35120802
>wml meme
Get a proper light instead of playing operator.

>>35120802
Look at mr.moneybags here who can afford a light for his gun.

>>35121010
FUCKING DEWALT FLASHLIGHT AND DUCTAPE


Also a fleshlight and ductape.

Any USF /k/ommandos around me?

>>35109840
>>35114504
>thinking you're going to need more than SIX HUNDRED rounds of ammunition for a hurricane emergency

Civilians make me laugh

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>tfw curfew
>tfw live two blocks from the beach in a wealthy neighborhood
Fuck guns and fuck racists, hunting rifles are okay though

>>35121300
Tampa or st pete campus

>>35109891
This man is a survivor. We could all learn from him.

>>35115930
>>35115859
only on /k/ are traps sucking dick for guns

>>35121510
Tampa, South of Fowler

>>35107999

Folks from Florida are beyond saving I agree shoot them on sight.

>>35121117
Look at Señor One percent here who can afford flashlights and duct tape

>>35121389

LOL RIGHT!!!!??>!!!

until that civilian completely fucks your shit up kills you and uses your wife, sister,mother as a fucking realdoll.

There was a time where decency existed in the states. But its gone ma brah.
Civilians are paranoid abut military and the nullification of posse comitatus act.
They should be. Georgebush and obama worked together to get the nations chks&balances knocked down. Are you aware of that? just like to ask....
Its not all about civilians worried about civilians.


sorry long popst-i'll shut up now

I wonder how many murders are carried out during these types of events? Emergency services are suspended the cops aren't coming. Wouldn't be difficult to kill your asshole boss and his family and dispose of the bodies. Come into work on Monday all smiles knowing your issues at work are all gone.

>>35109896
Clay county here. Not even in an evacuation zone. Was fucking ridiculous yesterday, I went to ACE to just get some 1/8 inch C clips that I needed for an ejection port door and fucking people were being loons. You'd think these fuckers haven't once realized in their lives where they live. Christ, worst that's going to happen is power is going to go out, but the rural area I'm in loses power frequently enough just from drunks hitting poles that there isn't anyone out here who hasn't had a generator all their lives and doesn't keep fuel already stacked. Made some bitch uncomfortable yesterday though in Wal-Mart when she was complaining to a cashier about there being no water. Spoke up to her and told her there didn't seem to be a single case of shit beer taken and not one Brita filter had been taken. Combine those two and you have drinking water easy enough. Also went by the camping section and it looked like not a single pack of water purifying tablets had been taken.

Tl;Dr people are fucking stupid. I blame all the out of state transplants

>>35121550
well sure, on /o/ they do it for car parts, on /g/ they do it for computers and so on and so forth.

>>35121638
well except the part where you have to get to his house in 4ft of storm surge and 100mph winds

>>35114348
Gg no re

>>35112855

>dat F-4 Phantom-II tho

Yall need more chest waiters

Flood water is diseased as FUCK

>>35121920
i just have hip waders, hey at least they can cure hepatitis now.

>>35121747

If you want someone dead enough nothing not a whole hell is going to stop you. The water and wind make it more difficult for them to collect any possible physical evidence.

treasure coast. spent all friday telling my neighbors that this is the endtimes. woke up saturday and the storm isn't even going to hit us.

>>35122226

Should be a lot of gold doubloons and other treasure hopefully Monday morning washed up on the beach.

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>>35121572
>>35121572
>>35121510
Tampa, 42 and fletcher.

Buckle up boys it's going to be fucking ugly.

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>>35122753
>tfw central florida will be spared for another year

Calling Florida, Calling Florida.Come in, Florida. Report situation.