You are about to be teleported to the bottom of the marinara

>>35107335
>How well do you do?
I'm instantly crushed to death, so I may as well take nothing but my naked body.
At least someone might be able to give my clothes to GoodWill or something.

>>35107335
nothing because the pressure will instantly kill a man.

I fucking die

>>35107335
>marinara trench
MAMMA MIA

I'm in my car now, socI have limited options. Preferably my whole car full of air is taken with me, but otherwise a pick up a McDonald's cup full of air. I bring my water resistant iPhone to call for help. I bring a packing blanket for warmth. I bring my keys to fashion into a knife

>>35107335
wow op great thread

This is the most retarded thread on /k/. What am I supposed to do, grab the deep-sea pressure suit I keep in my nightstand and put it on?

>marinara
Well at least it wasn't primavera

I was gonna say drown but on second thought I'll never even get a chance to drown

Is this the new "the sun has fallen out of orbit"?

>>35107335
I fill my pockets with spaghetti.

A submarine :)

>>35107367

You will have no signal there though

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Easy. Just look around for things that could contains air. Like putting a bucket over your head would drastically increase your surinal time due to air po kets. Adapt and survive. Pic related

>marinara trench
An italian chicks pussy?

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>>35107371
>mfw /k/ like to pretend they're prepared for shtf, but they dont even have an atmospheric diving hardsuit in every room
Fucking posers, the lot of you

>>35107435
Would you rather have submarine or marine sub though

>>35107343
well since I'm not a sub fag I guess I die alone in darkness... Then again that's pretty much my life every night so no big difference.

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>>35107453
Are you two retarded?

>>35107335
>marinara trench
AHAHAHAH!!!

Since it's the marinara trench I bring breadsticks.

>>35107512
He's right though
Theoretically if you get something with enough air and spend thousands of years underwater, eventually your body will adapt to the environment through evolution with the development of fins and gills.

>>35107533
Gas yourself.

>>35107475
Kek

>>35107533
Dolphins don't have gills.

>>35107551
Dolphins don't breathe underwater either.

>>35107579
Dophins have vaginas but that doesn't mean you will fuck them

>>35107585
That's where you're mistaken.

>>35107525
I'll bring the raviolis. Anyone got some wine that pairs well?

>>35107585
Not with that attitude

>>35107335
Unless someone happens to have the Trieste or Deepwater Challenger available, they're going to be so fucking dead it isn't even funny.

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Easy. I grab a life straw for unlimited fresh water. A knife to hunt fish, and a tent full of air to return to/sleep in. It's not that hard guys.

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Please don't post in this thread

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James Cameron.

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>>35107335
I bring my military grade atmospheric diving suit (tm) that I have somewhere in my closet op
What the actual fuck do you think someone’s gonna bring a mosin or something you would be instantly crushed by the pressure

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Anon, I'm pretty sure there isn't an atmospheric abyssal plane depth capable hard suit in existence.

And if there is I want to see a documentary of a guy walking around down there hiking up and down aquatic mountain slopes and shit.

>>35107335
>bottom of the marinara trench.

i bringa the noodles and a mmmmm spicy meatball. mama mia!!

>>35107335
I brought an appropriate submarine

>>35109973

Is it yellow?

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Oh so this shit is allowed but not my thread about killing homeless people? Alright.

You know, I'm not actually sure what would kill you if you were teleported into the Challenger Deep. I mean, you'd die from the pressure, and probably pretty much instantly, but it's not like you'd be crushed into a ball or anything. Any air in your body would be compressed to basically nonexistence, so your lungs would collapse instantly and your inner and outer ear drums would rupture. However, even though the pressure is about 1000x greater than on the surface, water is only 5% more dense. Your ribcage is flexible enough that I think most of your internal organs would be "fine." The biggest concern is equalizing the pressure in your skull but it wouldn't be crushed, maybe your eyes would be pushed into your head or seawater would leak in through your ears? My bet is your brain shrinking 5% would be the cause of death, you'd probably go into seizures right away from this.
Oh and if you were teleported there instantly the air in your lungs would ignite from rapid compression but I don't think this would kill you fast enough. And obviously normal diving hazards like nitrogen narcosis and O2 toxicity aren't going to be a concern here