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Best self defense round for ayys?

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Best self defense round for ayys?
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For the planet?
>Don't be noticed.
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Your penis. When the probe comes out, counter-rape them

Let them know an abduction goes both ways and you were meant to be strapped to the operating table for their safety
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>>35106215
.45-70 Gov't
Good enough for injuns
Good enough for aliems
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.50 Alien Exploder
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Not 9 milimeter that's for sure
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>>35106215
12.7x40mm
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Ayys not welcome here
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>>35106215
7.62x25 tokarev
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>>35106226
kek
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>>35106274
This
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>>35106215
Jacking off on their big gay heads
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Fuddie Five AyyCP
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A zesty butthole to let them lick and plunder
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A blurry, shaky video cam

scares them away every time with no trace left
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>>35106215
rape and small pocks
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>>35106215

>Implying they don't remotely disable your entire nervous system before it even crosses your mind to draw a bead on one...

Nice kiddy LARP thread tho.
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>>35106215
>Best self defense round for ayys?
my penis
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>>35106215
chastity belt
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>>35107833
Jokes on them
I wear tinfoil!
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>>35107842
Sauce?
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>>35106215
Baseball bat.
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>>35107318
Any camera works.

The best evidence against aliens is everyone has at least an hd camera in their pockets now and no one has any convincing alien or ufo video.
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>>35106215
My dick
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After many years of delving into the realm of /x/tism I have concluded that aliens are not real in the physical sense any any retard who claims otherwise is a fool

Any and all """""aliens"""" are simply demons and you can make them fuck off with a cross or a saint benedict medal
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>>35108568
DELETE THIS MORTAL
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>>35108568
Well, if they exist on another dimension, then they still exist.
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Flame throwers.
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>>35108312
https://e621.net/pool/show/12342
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good old ak based waepons
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>>35106215
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>>35109191
cook the fuckers
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>>35109200
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could always pit the sand niggers against the space niggers. that would be a shit show where everyone wins.
memes aside slavshit and ARs probably best bet
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>>35106215
.50 alien eliminator
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>>35109191
>/k/ attempts to fend off ayys
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>>35109267
it worked for roswell mang
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>>35107842
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>>35108568
This supposedly works against jews as well as demons.
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>>35109206
How effective is this?
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>>35109382
Not very, sadly.

Microwaves produce wavelengths that heat up water. To actually damage tissue you need to get the water really hot for a long time. You essentially need to boil the water out of your target.

Also microwaves don't fair well against metal plates. A car door should protect you from the microwaves, at least for the most part.
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>>35109549
I will add that microwaves will give headaches and cause bad stonache aches, but arent very useful beyond that. Youd have to be in a microwave oven or have a super powerful one to have any damaging effects
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>>35109584
>or have a super powerful one to have any damaging effects
how powerful are we talking here?
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>>35106223
This. If ayys are capable of visiting earth they have technology far more powerful than anything we have.
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4.73x33mm caseless, of course. A space cartridge full of space magic for removing space ayys
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>>35109610
That humvee mounted one can crank it up enough to cause a car to combust. Dont remember the spec, but it is way over your average 1,000w kitchen microwave oven.

It would take probably around 10,000,000kw to instantly kill a human.
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>>35109362
>What did he mean by this?

>>35109541
interesting pic,too bad it's his dog
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Aluminum foil crumpled into little pieces inside a 12 gauge shell.
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possibly bio warfare. literally throwing shit at them will dose them with a high quantity of potent earth bacteria. but of course they may be naturally immune, they may have immunity technology, they may be genetically engineered monsters designed to fake an alien invasion in order to bring about a one world government, they might have simple protective equipment, so many possibilities. still it's worth a shot to drop a dookie in your hand if you're out of ammo. maybe some kind of shit water super soaker.
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>>35109362
Dumbass everyone knows jews are weak to holy water and garlic
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FLASH BANGS AND BEAN BAG SHELLS

Them space niggers got them big ole lookers for seein in the niggerness of space. That's why they cum for your bum in the dead of night. Gotta cook their retinas before you engage. They got paper skin and pencil bones from all those gay ayy days in zero G. So you wanna maximize you energy transfer for the most blunt force trauma. They aint got no guts no more (they subsist off diet pills and abducted cow blood) so you need to inflict as much internal hemorrhaging as ya can. I stuff my bean bags inta magnum turkey shells. If their still wigglin after that you can just butt stroke them until they give in. Or just hit em with the back of ur shotgun if you ain't inta that.
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>>35107063
I never got what the point of that video was
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>>35109850
>or just hit em with the back of ur shotgun if you aint inta that
Holy fucking kek
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>>35106226
This is actually a solid answer, provided that they don't paralyze you or shoot you first.

Plow their tight extraterrestrial buttholes and blow your load up in it. They'll either die from a bacterial or viral infection as a result.
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>>35110008
Wrong, when the probe comes out overpower them and stuff carolina reaper peppers up their alien bungholes, thatll teach em to probe our precious anuses and mutilate our cattle
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>>35106269
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>>35109665
>this
Caseless ammo is the way of the future for space warfare.
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>>35110274
How can I get a civilian version?
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>>35110357
I dunno, bribe a German politiian with H&K connections to export the pieces in separate boxes so you can put it together yourself?
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>>35106215
Soviet Casaba Howitzer.
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>>35110274
>Caseless ammo is the way of the future for space warfare.
No. Caseless ammo is an evolutionary dead end. Polymer cased telescoped ammunition is the future.
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>>35106215
well apparently Phil Schneider killed 2 greys with a walther ppk so you should be good with anything more powerful than .380.
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>>35108709
>not real in the physical sense
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On HL2 the earth is fucked in mere 7 hours.

We'd probably be fucked regardless.
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>>35109850
10/10
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>>35111532
On HL2 the SPAS-12 is a double barrel shotgun.
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>>35106215
30mm Avenger.
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Kyle Odom found out that you can put six rounds of .45 into an ayy's skull and it will be walking around just fine a few days later, so not that.
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>>35106215
retard strength
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>>35108568
So we need DOOMguy, or barring that a sawed off double-barreled shotgun
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>>35111408
Phill "Ive had tighter" Schneider?
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>>35106215

What caliber would stop the swole ayy lmao of justice?
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>>35110552
>a giant EFP

It's like Al Qaeda with a mega-sized budget against the covenant
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>>35110552
was this the pinnacle of Soviet science?
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>>35106223
We're already loud as fuck, if they're out there, they'll know sooner or later.
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>>35106215
Against Greys? Slugs.

If they don't wear armor, they'll be effective.
If they do, their tiny fragile bodies will still break under the impact.
If they've got Sci-fi force fields and such, then nothings going to be effective anyway.

Plus you can scare em away by racking the shotgun.
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>>35114072
I honestly don't think we have a good chance of hiding. We're hopelessly behind on the tech tree compared to anyone that's able to visit.
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>>35112471
that's not even true though
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>>35112471
holy shit what a rabbit hole
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>>35113507
the one and only
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>>35110990
>Polymer cased
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>>35110990
Still have the same heat buildup problem that you have with caseless.
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>>35106526
The only correct answer
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>>35109626
If they want to do anything less than total destruction (ie invasion/ occupation) of the planet, we'd be able to beat them easily. The logisitics of ferrying that many soldiers across interstellar space + their supporting arms would be practically impossible. We'd know hundreds of years in advance and thus have that much time to prepare.
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>>35114072
>loud as fuck
>human noise is literally occluded by the winds on Jupiter and the fucking SUN
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>>35107833
This is why you walk with one in the chamber
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>>35106215
Tungsten loaded 8 gauge
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10mm caseless, you niggers
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>>35111532
Apparently the combine were actually an ancient near godlike civilization that raided other dimensions from their dyson sphere-powered portals.

The Borealis detonating its quantum reactor would supposedly do almost nothing to their home star system, but Gordon & Alyx gave it their best.
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>>35110488
>put it together yourself
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MA5B, 7.62mm
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>>35115036
American asshole scientist have been shooting out maps of the galaxy marking our location into random directions in space for 40 years if anyones out there theyve picked one up by now
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>>35109626
Or a simple understanding of technology that behaves vastly different than anything we are used to

Aka crystals n shit nigga
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>>35115114
>>35115284
"Dear Humanity, we regret being Alien Bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
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>>35109773
India world leader in ayy removal
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>>35106226
This just gave me an idea for a movie. Fuck greetexting on phone
Sum /k/ommandos out camping
Aaayyyss abduct
The fattest one dies first
Because even aayyss hate fat people
The others get loose
Diehard in space unfolds
Aliens getting taken down one by one
Shit gets so savage you start rooting for the aaayyyss
"Don't ever abduct me or my raifu again."
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>>35106215
>he doesn't keep a blaster launcher under his pillow
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>>35106215
Double barrel shotgun like in the movies
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ratshot because they are space rats
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>>35109626

Mastery of space travel doesn't translate directly to mastery of weapons/war/tactics/etc. They could be shit at the finer points of war but still fuckawesome space ships
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>>35115793
Superpower MUTHERFUCKERS
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Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
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>>35115804

But the /k/ommandos would run out of Nugget food eventually.
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>>35106215
Zirconium core .40 s&w against the little greys because of their subdermal nanotubes, 12 gauge buckshot against the big uns.

Now if we are talking reptilians that's whole different ball game, your gonna need a 120mm canister shell to take one of those fuckers down for sure
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Reminder that inter dimensional entities that project themselves into our reality through temporary bodies that allow their consciousness to interact with our universe are fully aware of your browser history.
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>>35115893
>are fully aware of your browser history.
good
#AlexJones/WaterFiters2024
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>>35115893

I'm good. I buy all Alex's nutritional supplements and water filtering systems.
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>>35108568
Call up K̮r̛̫͎̹͖o̜̮̩̻̳ḱ̪̦ ̢̭G͖̩̖͓̘̬̖͜o̴ar̺̭͇, we've got a live one
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>>35106215

A GEP gun.
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>>35106215
Just shoot him in his big gay head.
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Sonic cannon, of course.
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Intense shitposting
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>>35109665
did some digging and kinda have a general idea of how kraut space magic works, does that mean im a space wizard now?
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>>35115319
The furthest of those is still less than 0.2% of the distance to the nearest star.
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>>35115893
that just means that i cant possibly allow them to live now
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>>35115319

Assuming they can open jpegs.
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>>35115901
gonna need the sauce
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>>35116160
see >>35108908
didnt know i had a brute fetish till i saw this
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>>35114769
Not an argument

>>35114793
Which isn't actually that much of a problem. With LMGs, you just replace the barrel like normal. With a rifle, there's no reason why you couldn't have an aluminum heatsink clamped to the barrel like JP Enterprises 3-gun ARs, combined with a Lewis Gun-style cooling jacket.
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>>35110357
I tried e-mailing H&K about that a few months back. No luck.
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>>35110552
My pee-pee got hard. It's so simple it's elegant.
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>>35117854
>Which isn't actually that much of a problem. With LMGs, you just replace the barrel like normal. With a rifle, there's no reason why you couldn't have an aluminum heatsink clamped to the barrel like JP Enterprises 3-gun ARs, combined with a Lewis Gun-style cooling jacket.

At that point you may run into difficulties with balance and handling and you're at risk of negating the weight savings. You may be right, but I'm not entirely convinced.
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This.

+Far too large to probe
+Can have a Carl-Gustav M4 strapped to either buttock for akimbo booty-blastin'
+Hip check from hell, goddamn
+Twerking can cause a localized earthquake
+Can cook one hell of a meal, goddamn

-Can't work the weight off
-Not very manveurable
-Eats as much as a horse
-Have to have everything custom-tailored
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>>35115732
HOO-RAH!!!
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>>35106215
Join XCOM.
Vigilo Confido, Brother.
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>>35119188
Nah, betray humanity, take an alien wife and settle down and become a humble farmer of space bacteria
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>>35119348
>betray humanity
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REMOVE THE XENO JEW
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>>35119348
>betray humanity
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>>35106226
lol
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>>35118595
>At that point you may run into difficulties with balance and handling and you're at risk of negating the weight savings.
Modern materials in the construction of the rifle itself can offset this significantly. Take Ian and Karl's WWSD rifles: even fully loaded with accessories, they're still lighter than the typical AR with no accessories.
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>>35119348
An alien wife does sound pretty hot. Fuck! The lewdness in this thread has my head in places it shouldn't go.
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Can a nigga get some alien lewds? I'm getting hard and bothered
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>>35119348
>betray humanity, take an alien wife
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>>35110552
>>35113634
>>35113829
>>35117887
One flaw, the alien ship has to be parked directly above your mega expensive, mega time consuming, singular use weapon.
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>>35109665
Anyone have the pic like this with the revolver? What're they called?
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>>35119757
Can't it be agled though?
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>>35119688
>The lewdness in this thread has my head in places it shouldn't go.
Happens more frequently on /k/ these days, need to be a magical place again
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>>35119348
>Betray Humanity, take an alien wife
Eh, I'd do the same.
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>>35115893
That's why you use incognito mode
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>>35115243
Really we already knew that the masters of combine were beyond human understanding or capability to fight based on the scattered reports of the seven hour war and the powers exhibited by the larva. HL2 and the episodes were literally all about fighting the local occupation force and stopping them from calling anyone. Using the borealis as a nuke was stupid compared to using it to advance human technology and Alyx was a faggot that probably was brainwashed by G-Man into doing shooting the prof.
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>>35106215
Why use ammunition when you can just use ordinary water or Holy water if regular water doesn't work
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Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo
>>35113507
>>35114714
no, you fucknuts are thinking of Dan Schneider
Phil Schneider helped build Dulce Base and killed goddamn aliens. Well, either that or he's a senile old coot.
>>35115901
>>35107842
Kill the scrawny manipulative fucks, ally the "underdeveloped" warfighting "meat-shields"
Humanity will be no better friend, no worse and enemy to ayys when we stop trying to count genders and start weaponizing spacecraft.
>filename related
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>>35115868
That's what the bayonet is for, anon.
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>>35110552
Not a Casaba Howitzer. A CH is a shaped charge nuke, not a nuke propelled projectile.
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>>35117854
PCTA actually vents heat leagues better than caseless, just not as good as brass. It's worth noting that Colt's entry into the IAR program (based on their 6940 aka Monolithic Carbine) had an aluminum heatsink. POF uses an oversized barrel nut for heat dissipation. We don't need to go full retard to deal with the heat issue. Honestly, feeding PCTA reliably is more tricky because it's a rimless cylinder, so headspacing is an issue.
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>>35107028
Kek this still makes me laugh and still pops into my head whenever I see or hear anything about aliens
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>>35107842
>>35115901
>>35121223
I want to FUCK a thicc elite
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>>35121822
You need help
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>>35115893
Hope they like hung shotas and gfd
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>>35121569
Cassaba howitzers were based on the original pusher-charges from Project Orion which used tungsten as a propellant charge. The main difference between the pusher-charges and Casaba Howitzers is the Casaba Howitzer's diopter is so narrow it turns the propellant into a coherent beam. It very much is still an EFP.
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>>35106226
Best answer
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>>35119348
>betray humanity, take an alien wife
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>>35121861
I want to fuck an elite too
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>>35118794
/d/ meets /k/

/k/omman/d/o?
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>>35107063
Considering it's from system of a down it's just some half baked pseudo intellectual bullshit meant to appear deep.
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>>35122114
>eating seeds is a pastime
something something theres people who are hungry
fucks sake subtlety is dead
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Whatever Border Patrol is currently issued probably works fine.
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>>35122114
>system of a down
Garbage
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>>35119490
what 90s nu metal band is this?
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>>35121966
/kd/ is best threads
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make a gay orgy pile to stop the future from ever happening
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>>35121877
my sides are obliterated by Y rays
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>>35109674
>That humvee mounted one can crank it up enough to cause a car to combus
Citation fucking needed.

>>35109676
Ok I don't doubt its fake, but his dog? How did you determine that?

>>35119757
Not really mega expensive, and theres no real reason you couldn't move a prebuilt version to where you need to deploy it. We've got enough nukes to set them up in multiple potential flightpaths.

>>35110990
Caseless has the potential of being the cheapest and easiest to manufacture ammunition. There's still advantages there to exploit besides weight.

>>35114793
Caseless doesn't have a significantly higher heat build up than Cased. Cases are hot coming out, but they sink a comparatively tiny amount of heat. The range in Rate of Fire you get by tuning your weapon is going to have a far greater effect on heat buildup than firing caseless is ever going to have.

The issue Caseless DID have with heat was that it would ignite when coming into contact with the hot chamber walls. That problem is solved by using high ignition temperature propellants. It never posed any mechanical risk to the firearm itself.
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Just show them furfags, tumblr and /d/. They'll quarantine this planet and move onto the next.
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Water.
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>>35118794
>mount a StA missile launcher in ass crack
>mount a mortar on either buttock
>casino bunny-girl outfit

There, mobile UFO besieger!
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Anything that can reach us will have technology so advanced that shooting them would be like using arrows on an Abrams.

I suggest you eat a twelve guage if aliens have invaded to make us food or something.
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>>35122930
more like syndrome of a down
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiCFdsoquUs
MUST WATCH
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>>35106215
Full blast
youtube.com/watch?v=IE2B1noiNGY
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>>35107842

Why my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

It's my Weeeeeeeenus Peanus! :) hahahah

ITT: Best self defense round for ayys? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahahahah!
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>>35127459
seems appropriate
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>>35115833
what if they give us alien chicken pox and we all die just from contact?
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>>35129467
then we give'm our chicken pox so they die too
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>>35109850
Kek
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>>35106308
SHE CAN'T DO IT ALONE! JOIN TODAY!

>>35106215
If by self defense you mean shooting every Sectoid you get the drop on: 7.62x51 NATO
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>>35109850
>those gay ayy days
Make Ayys Gay Again
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mass produce tiny airplanes and unguided rockets

The skies shall be filled with cessnas
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>>35116097
Space apprentice maybe. To be a wizard you have to make one.
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>>35115036
>>35116099
You know that our own telescopes can already begin to see if planets might have life on them, right? And it's not from radio-waves, it's just from looking at the atmosphere of the planets to see if it has oxygen and water. This is just with our current satellite telescopes, which have vast, vast room for improvement. I mean there's no limit to how big you can build those in orbit or on a moon. Earth has been habitable for over 4 billion years. The galaxy is 100000 light years across. Do the math. Any alien race that wants to kill or stop other alien races from developing would have already seen Earth and taken measures to destroy it with a relativistic kill missile (a big lump of metal propelled at high speed), just in case. Maybe the meteor that killed the dinosaurs was an RKM and we actually were created because of it, lol.

It is safe to assume that if there is alien life out there, it isn't as psychopathic as hollywood tends to have you believe. There is some logic to this. Any race with genocidal tendencies would be most inlined to destroying itself. A race like that unifying to the point of threatening races outside its own solar system would be unlikely.
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>>35120739
I was hoping for Aperture to come up with something that could really fuck the combine.

>dropping linked portals into the dyson sphere and black hole
>coating asteroids in repulsion gel then gravity gun launch
>resonance cascade telefrag/dimensional merging
>animal king shenanigans
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>>35109206
Can I burn anthills like this?
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>>35121652
>Honestly, feeding PCTA reliably is more tricky because it's a rimless cylinder, so headspacing is an issue.
Headspacing isn't really a difficult issue with a pushthrough floating chamber action. Which you need to use anyway because a linear action is too violent for polymer cases unless you put a metal rim on them, in which case you're practically defeating the purpose of having PCTA in the first place.
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>>35106226
>rape
Ayys are for wifing
>tfw no Queen Tyr'ahnee waifu
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>>35124374
>Caseless has the potential of being the cheapest and easiest to manufacture ammunition. There's still advantages there to exploit besides weight.
They just don't outweigh all the numerous, serious downsides. The main one being it's too fragile, and if you add shit to the mix to make it not fragile, you're introducing a ton of non-combustible material that will reduce efficiency and foul the gun to the point where you might as well be back to black powder. Then you have the problem of it being extremely vulnerable to the elements unless you add an autistic level of sealing to the pre-loaded, disposable magazines and the gun itself, which defeats the cost savings, etc. etc.

PCTA is cheap enough, and sidesteps those issues entirely.
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>>35134261
>It is safe to assume that if there is alien life out there, it isn't as psychopathic as hollywood tends to have you believe. There is some logic to this. Any race with genocidal tendencies would be most inlined to destroying itself. A race like that unifying to the point of threatening races outside its own solar system would be unlikely.
That's what Humanity is for.

>tfw you'll never invade an idyllic 1950s-esque alien society and abduct hot alien babes to probe
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>>35121861
yes,he needs help finding an elite with a human fetish
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>>35115833
All of the good rocket engines make pretty good weapons.
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>>35115833
>Mastery of space travel doesn't translate directly to mastery of weapons
Yes it does, actually. Anything that's powerful enough to get you from star to star is also a pretty fucking incredible weapon. The amount of energy you'd need just for space travel makes our nukes look like firecrackers.
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