All /k/-approved humor
>>35105775
>>35105775
This abortion from the magpul instagram
>>35105775
Wasn't there a version of this where it said: "...But frankly, he didn't"?.
>>35105935
>both
>incendiary and rubber at the same time
Why tho
>>35105966
A better question is: "how"?
>>35105966
Cuz anime is gay
>>35105845
Also furries created Hitler
>>35105990
Seems legit
>>35105845
archduke mario ferdinand
>>35106166
>flecktarn
Germans und their beer.
>>35106253
I wish
>>35106166
unfortunately we got these masks now and can't drink beer through them anymore
but they are far better in every other aspect
>>35106348
Nice.
>>35106018
why
>>35106370
Magpie Dynamics is a personal favorite of mine.
>>35105870
Your thread wasn't good and no one laughed at the time.
>all the poor bastards believing the anon that claims it wasn't semen.
>>35106252
>Reminder if it had been a creepy black guy tailing a white-latino teenager until confronted and shooting the kid /k/ would have howled for him to swing from a tree as they took turns jabbing him with a pitchfork or eight
>>35106401
And?
Few more news ones.
>>35106401
Are you trolling, or just the densest substance known to man?
>>35106450
>>35106454
>>35106442
Pointing out that you're cool with it because it was a black kid killed for no reason.
>>35106370
>copkilling rounds
>babytracking scope
Those child-police officers are fucked
>>35106401
>>>/pol/
>>35106445
>>35106445
>>35106450
>>35106454
>>35106465
Thread derailed by faggotry
>>35106621
But /k/ is omega gay.
Also: my taste in humor>your taste in humor
>>35106643
You sense of humor is based on loneliness and permavirgin status
>>35106660
Now that's just uncalled for. My honor demands satisfaction. Meet me on the 24th at the field of mars and we shall cross swords.
>>35106727
>Longest shot 81m
>Independent testers could fire three shots within 5 seconds
>Oswald took 8.5
When you understand the details these things just make you look stupid.
>>35106753
>(((Independent)))
>>35106036
Please tell me this is photoshopped.
>>35106770
>Both the NRA and CBS did the testing
>HURR DA JOOS!
>>35106799
Airsoft
>>35106398
Connecticunts get what they deserve.
>>35106799
>>35106683
Stop posting.
>>35106492
Massad Ayoob wrote a good article about the case. You should read it and educate yourself about how self defense law works. Zimzam was justified. Getting your head slammed into a sidewalk is by a thug is apparently considered a threat to your life. I know shocking right.
Your response: treyvon a good boi he dindu nuffin
>>35106912
>Creepy guy tailing a teenager on a dark rainy night isn't inciting a response
Zimmerman escalated it to that point, Trayvon was defending himself from an armed nutjob. Florida law is just fucked about how it defines "self defense."
Seriously, if Zimmerman were following you around even in clear daylight you'd rightfully feel like he was going to do something to you.
<--- the gun that simply wants to die
>>35106977
the m16's autistic cousin
>>35106962
>You're not allowed to walk behind someone in public without being attacked
Dindunothinwong
>>35107023
>Following you at every turn in the dark and rain
There's a difference between "walking behind" and stalking you. Zimmerman was doing the latter.
>>35106912
>>35106962
>>35107006
>>35107023
>>35107033
THREAD DERAILED
>>35107033
That's not stalking. Stalking is repeated, meaning twice or more, dumb dumb. If I see you, I can follow you all the way home as long as I remain in public. Hell, I can video tape you while doing it without consent. That's the thing about public space. It doesn't give you the right to attack.
>>35107053
And I'm not even the guy the dindu crier started arguing with, he's just too dumb not to say shit to. I'm only one of those (you)s
>>35105978
I want to touch all of them
>>35106962
Dude read the article. Everything is covered by an actual self defense expert witness. Trayvon got to his father's house and then turned around walked several blocks to confront the "creepy cracker". Trayvon was literally home free and then decided return to confront zim. All that is based on cell phone records. You know actual evidence not the news. Sorry the facts don't support your he was just a poor black kid narrative. Turn off CNN and reputable sources.
>>35107148
Kek
>>35107219
You see comrade, when you hide behind mellon of water, jamal no shoot for fear of destroy dinner!
>>35106036
>Fire once
>Sight flies off of the toggle lock and hits you in the forehead
Brilliant
>>35107068
>Still justifying a creepy middle-aged man following a teenager around
>>35107078
>I love blaming the victim because they're black!
>>35107175
>Turn off CNN and reputable sources.
Turn off the Breitbart, it's rotting your brain.
>>35107297
>>35107299
Good job realizing you are wrong, so now you use either emotion, or strawman. I win, so no more (You)s for you. Moving on.
>>35106977
.........how do you take the magazine out???
>>35107325
Plasma torch
>>35107311
Massad Ayoob is not Breitbart bigger lover
>>35107325
you don't.
Load bullet one by one from top, or with a stripper clip. Is best variant of m16 /k/omrade
>>35105898
There is now!
>>35107391
Fixed it up a bit.
>>35106363
Beautiful justice
>>35107437
It's beautiful
>>35107319
>Systemic racism is awesome!
>>35107357
Doesn't mean he's right in this case.
>>35106796
This is stupidly adorable.
>>35106663
where's the front post? how are you supposed to aim with that thing?
"Our board centers around weapons, armor, and other myriad military technology...."
>>35108130
Luckily "centers" is a very loose and flexible term.
>>35106292
>Special price is not 14.88
Where is the mosin bolt up the ass pic?
>>35106085
That s golden, can't believe I've skipped reading it so many times
>>35105966
cyborgs
>>35106291
Weed?
>>35106398
Can this be fake please.
>>35106492
>dindunuffin mang
>>35106381
>>35106621
>humor isn't subjective
pic related
>>35107130
ayy I remember that from urban operations thread kek
>>35105988
>Retired: NEVER
Got me, but everything else than "Retired: NEVER" and "Main battle tank" is over the top
>>35109776
that was fuckin hysterical
>>35107699
Right, systematic racism caused him to chimp out and decide the only course of action was down bounce a guys skull off of pavement.
Are you a basketball American yourself, or just retarded?
>>35106556
that one made me laugh
>>35106709
How?
I moved the other week and while packing up I found this book I got in elementary school about Nam. I flipped through it and found this, figured you guys might get a kick out of it
>>35110379
>Shit that happens in a fight the white guy started
>Self Defense
Pick one
>>35106183
Fucking Freddy....
>>35105935
>>35105966
From the artist's DA
>The idea is that the officer can click the laser switch button on the right, and the display would pop out of the side. The laser has a detector to see if a target is a human or robotic (as the robots tend to 'camouflage' themselves from time to time) and according to which one it is, the officer can switch ammo types to assess the threat accordingly.
>>35106683
>That image
What dirty Jew came up with this revisionist garbage?
>>35110637
>fight
>attacking a neighborhood watch member from behind whilst they are returning to their vehicle after they got out of their car to observe and report on your ass(who has a history of B&E) because you thought they were a gay man following you tryin to get some booty time with a basketball american
pick one.
>>35110862
>Confront creepy dude who kept following you after he was told to stop by the 911 operator while it was dark and raining
Picking a fight then escalating to a gun because you're losing isn't self defense.
>>35110637
So walking around is a fight? No, chimpazoid put his hands on Zimmerman the Great first, that is when a fight begins.
Seriously, blacks just need to get over this. They don't integrate into society. They were persecuted at first, like every other group when they came here. Now, with all the charities, scholarships, corporate programs, etc. they have the easiest paths to the top, and they can't figure it out!
Watching blacks are like watching the flies slam into the window, so you open this giant window and they continue to slam themselves against the wall!
Every opportunity they're given they fuck up!
>>35110918
>Still pretending Zimzam dindu nuffin wrong
>And continues with complete bullshit he learned from Stormfront
>>35106492
Go back to /pol/. Your kind is not wanted here.
>>35110892
>The guy with CP on his phone was worried about a creepy dude
No, following a kid because you suspect him of a crime isn't picking a fight. You gonna start punching store detectives dressed in plain clothes? Gonna start punching plain clothes cops? They clearly started it by doing their jobs!
>Damn white devil be oppressin' us kangz with deyr jobz n' sheeiiit!
>>35106851
I would pay real money for one of those chambered in 10mm or .45 ACP
>>35110892
>implying trayvon knew that zimmerman talked to 911
>implying trayvon didn't call and talk to his GF while "hiding" from zimmerman
>implying she hasn't confirmed after the fact on multiple occasions that trayvon wasn't threatened by zimmerman but actually sook him out in an attempt at gay bashing because his masculinity was threatened
Following a man wandering around your neighbors yard in the rain with a head covering isn't illegal. Attacking a stranger who's offered no violence is.
At least try to present some kind of a reasonable argument...
>>35110930
>implying that isn't some other random anon
>>35110972
>Following a kid you suspected just because he was black who was wearing his hood up because it was raining, who just wanted to get home with his snacks
>Implying anybody but Zimzam knows the real story, since, again, it was dark, raining, and the first anyone else knew of it was the gunshot, and he had a vested interest in the version favoring himself being perfectly innocent
>>35107699
>Black on latino violence is systemic racism
>Latino on black violence is systemic racism
>the fact that you said systemic racism unironically
You sir are a dindu, no matter wat your ethnicity and thus cannot be trusted with a weaon of any sort. GTFO since you obviously have no business on the weapons board.
>TL;DR: go back to /pol/ you fascist faggot
>>35111077
>Stormfront catchphrase bingo!
>>35111043
> just because he was black who was wearing his hood up because it was raining
no
>the first anyone else knew of it was the gunshot
demonstrably false
>Implying anybody but Zimzam knows the real story
actually true
>>35111086
Yeah, me and my 20% Native American heritage totally belong to stormfront.
>>35110892
>>35111113
>no
Yes.
>demonstrably false
Except that's what neighbors interviewed stated.
>actually true
Which is the problem. Zimmerman hasn't exactly had a record of being a model citizen.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/11/18/list-george-zimmerman-past-run-ins-with-law.html
>>35111127
>I'm totally an Indian so it's OK to parrot exactly what they say
>>35111172
>just because he was black(easy to tell under the laers through the rain and darkness, right?) with his hood up walking around in the yards of peoples apartments near the windows instead of on the walkway right by him and then sprinted away when he noticed he was being watched
Clearly because of his skin color. You know, the guy who tutored inner city youths in his free time was just looking to kill him a darkie.
>Except that's what neighbors interviewed stated.
No, there were multiple "witnesses" who reported hearing parts of the altercation leading up to the shooting and trayvon had called his GF before deciding to confront zimmerman after fleeing
>Which is the problem. Zimmerman hasn't exactly had a record of being a model citizen.
No it isn't. zimmerman may not be a good person but that doesn't revoke his right to self defense. Legally speaking it's the duty of the state to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he DID NOT act in self defense. If you start revoking legal rights just because you think somebody is a a "bad hombre" then they aren't really rights in the first place.
>>35107357
>Massad Ayoob
Massad Ayoob is a piece of shit sand nigger who literally makes his living by getting called in as an """""""""""""""""""""""""expert witness""""""""""""""""""""""""" and saying "he's a good boy, totally justified, he didn't do nothing wrong. believe me, i'm an axpurt"
>>35106377
Why not
>>35111086
>>35111077
>>35111043
>>35111019
>>35110930
>>35111263
>>35111172
>>35111304
>>35111113
>>35111127
can one of you be the bigger person and stop completely derailing the thread
>>35106977
Oh please /k/ would love this gun
>100% cold hard steel no plasticshit
>clip fed
>rustic grease gun look
>iconic m16 furniture
>carry handle
>even less functional that the a1 (call it the a1/2)
>>35111263
Except the problem was that the way Florida's law on SYG is written muddies the line of what "self defense" is.
>>35111362
>Gordonfreeguy
>Donkey incest twins actually by Hladlnik
>>35111172
Prior to the Trayvon event Zimmerman's sum total of legal issues ammounted to a dropped charge for resisting arrest. (Arrest for what? no charges were filed so apparently he was resisting arrest for not violating the law. Fucking cops._ and a TRO for alleged domesti violence by an ex, to which he requested a TRO of his ow. no criminal charges were filed against either party.
Yeah, Zimmerman sure is a danger to the community.
>>35111304
"Massad F. Ayoob is a firearms and self-defense instructor. He has taught police techniques and civilian self-defense to both law enforcement officers and private citizens in numerous venues since 1974."
-wikipedia
So...a guy who works teaching cops (who are notorious for wanting to push ALL civilian shoots as criminal) self defense techniques said it was a righteous shoot. sounds to me like a fairly unbiased opinion. And I don't even LIKE Ayoob. I remember when he caved on certain aspects of RKBA.
>>35111438
No.
Zimmerman didn't even use SYG laws for his defense. He was covered with your typical castle doctrine style laws which are the ones that shift the onus of proving/disproving SD from the individual to the state.
TBQH idk why you're starting shit about zimmerman when you clearly haven't even researched the basic facts of the case beyond what various mother jones articles had to say.
>>35107437
Kek
Let's try to rerail this.
pic related
>>35111545
>>35111451
Wait, disregard, apparently that's his worksafe handle.
>>35111608
>once seen, can never be unseen
>>35106233
>cassowarrior
Heh
>>35111706
>>35106036
It's airshit. If you see a fucky gun like this with a blue background like that, it's from a Jap airsoft event
>when that lefty faggot tries to bait /k/ by calling them racist only to realize literally everyone outside his hug-box hates niggers
>>35106401
If that was the case it would have barely made local news
>>35109554
what I want to know is how the fuck the Browning got jammed like that.
>>35111770
>Implying you aren't anything but a tiny minority in the real world who's idea of the popularity of his beliefs are overblown by his own hug-box
>>35110617
hey I have that same book. It also states that the difference between the M16 and M16A1 is that the A1 has a grenade launcher. It should be on that same page.
>>35106836
>pure coincidence
Nvm that the CIA commission on assassinations stated that the only way the Kennedy assassination could have happened is that at least 3 separate USGOV'T agencies were working together.
>>35111770
>when the polfags keep coming to /k/ and shitting up the place
>>35111902
>actually believing this
No way the dudes who've had heart attack guns and a secret police state collecting enough evidence to blackmail any individual of importance for the last 70 yrs could possibly assassinate the POTUS and arrange for a guy to be accused of it before himself being assassinated. That'd be like almost getting approval for a false flag attack on floridians to justify a cuban war crazy.
>>35106796
That's amazing
>>35111844
I'm white and moral, obviously I'm a minority. But yeah man, you're totally right. Nigger-hate only exists on the internet, it's definitely not a global phenomenon shared by whites, chinks, spics, and most other peoples around the world
>>35110617
Haha, I remember that book. Didn't it have a chapter on traps? I remember trying to make my own punji pit in my backyard after reading that. It didn't work.
>>35111915
>/pol/ makes /k/ worse
>>35111933
despite your digits you're not making sense.
>>35111969
US gov has had covert means of killing dissidents without leaving a physical trace since the 1960s
us gov has actively collected blackmail info on dissidents and other people of importance since the hoover FBI including many up and coming politicians and eventually assassinated cultural leaders
Operation northwoods received approval from everybody but kennedy
Totes no way that they could kill a guy and then arrange for somebody else to be framed for it before that individual conveniently dies and then their killer conveniently dies in prison
seems pretty sensical.
>>35111944
>I'm white and moral,
>Being a hateful dickhead is "moral"
>>35112000
>Hating niggers makes you a moral-less dickhead
"Wrong."
-Donald John Trump
>>35112022
Don't you have some white robes and a hood to beach?
For the Canadian /k/ommando
>>35112032
Just because I call you a faggot, doesn't mean I'm implying you're a literal dick sucker. Isn't language fun?
>>35112060
>Still digging your hole deeper
>>35112166
>digging your hole
cheeky cunt
>>35106836
Yeah, da juice.
>>35106902
Nah
>>35105845
>*mario game over theme*
>>35112352
>Not Duke Hunt music
Does anyone have the post of all the different names for the Mozambic drill. Like the jabotty shooty. Been looking for it for a while
>>35112186
With a fucking RG Saturday night special no less.
>>35111113
>>Implying anybody but Zimzam knows the real story
>actually true
To cut through all the agenda here, this is unironically why Zimmerman wasn't and shouldn't have been convicted. As a 2nd degree murder case, there's too much reasonable doubt where a defensive interpretation of what occurred is plausible. I don't particularly like the guy considering how he's acted in the following years, but a fair trial has to be conducted with certain rules.
>>35112476
I don't have that one, how about leprosy anon instead?
>>35112554
This moron should thank god he was born in an era where modern medicine can rescue him from a horrific leper existence.
>>35107699
You're a fucking idiot just stop. He's been an expert and expert witness on defensive shootings since the fucking 80's but you know more than him, he's wrong because your feelings. Fuck off cunt. Why don't you go teach mike vining how operating is really done.
>>35110999
No you wouldn't you're broke.
>>35112648
>A professional expert witness could never be wrong!
>>35112476
I will never forget "Alabama pocket sand".
>>35109360
It's not
Tis the season
/rummages
>>35107165
This got me
>>35106066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8WXWL_eZH0
>>35112513
TBF, that sort of shit he went through will leave you an emotonal wreck. I'm sure the bullshit of his (now) ex, and the crushing legal fees didn't help the PTSD. I'm prepared to cut him a little slack, but he really DOES need to see a therapist.
>>35107175
>going straight into your house when you're being followed so the person following you now knows where you live
Yeah... nah. Trayvon got shot for a reason but he was fine until he initiated physical aggression.
>>35112694
I would suck dick for enough money for a C96 chambered in a modern caliber with ergo grips and a detachable magazine.
I would sell my liver on the black market for one with rails and the buttstock.
I would vote in the next presidential election for enough cash to buy one with an integral suppressor.
>>35112186
Natural Selection;
Child tested, Darwin approved
>>35112513
Indeed. explaining that to people who've already decided he's guilty due to racial prejudices is hard though.
Funny how that works out.
>>35105935
>pull trigger
>all 6 rounds go off at once and explode gun
Damn robots
>>35112060
That rabbit is going to shatter his whole ribcage.
>>35106401
WOW, so ignorant. You don't know the facts of the case at all.
>>35113254
Might as well be fiddling with a Tec-9 at that point.
>>35112499
>>35113497
its fake morons
>>35105886
>>35105870
You're not funny
>>35107053
SQUAD BROKEN
>>35113812
you'd think a facebook post telling people to call 911 rather than actually just calling 911 herself would be a dead giveaway
not humor per se but got a significant chuckle when I read it.
>>35112554
I remember this thread. That was a fun time.
>>35105908
>Colorized
>>35105935
>double barrel pistol
ok
>shoots two types of ammo
ok
>revolver
what the fuck is the shape of the revolving bit?
it doesen't even align with the barrels
>>35110022
what the fuck komrade
>>35115252
Continue
>>35106233
>6 million
>>35113842
Because it won't work? You can't use plutonium in a gun type bomb. That and the comment about it being easy to conceal in a suitcase. Probably more, but I'm not Oppenheimer.
>>35106849
I live in CT and can confirm everyone here is a greedy gun grabber. One more year of college and I'm out of this fucking state
>>35111608
>FARS NEWS AGENCY
>FARS
>FARCE
About the only truthful part of this image
>>35115447
lived in CT depends on where you are the cities hell yeah the rich towns yes but everyone else my family for instance hell no, we all stood up and said something when it all went to hell in 2012 we rallied we wrote but the indifference of our local assembly was what we where rewarded with when the real criminals march away with the jobs and money that used the be the great state of CT