Nice!

>>35105001
>excuse me sir, but babe you considered following the way of the tray?

Nice hiss

no charms in the humvee

>Real Chicle

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N
I
C
E

we might get a glut of videos from steve soon

he'll have to go into his stockpile with the hurricane coming, and i bet he'll film each meal while waiting it out

>>35105001
just don't fuck with them Charms unless you want it to rain.

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ngl Steve has brought meaning and balance to my life, seeing him even encouraged me to start working out and my arms are getting much larger after a couple months of lifting

been working on making my own MRE's too with packaged and canned tuna/meats, heat-n-eat meals, crackers, gum, teas, coffees, cereals, oats, porridge, candy bars, vitamins

before this i was eating absolute shit when i would go camping and hiking, i was a no energy, no balls loser who would turn around on the trail because "he was hungry and tired", i was so weak, so lost, so incapable of rational thought

but Steve showed me the way through the light of his glorious mane and bulging biceps, now i'm well on my way to being a ripped stud who feasts like a chad in the wilderness while the hippie fucks eat cardboard granola bars and look on in a combination of despair and longing

>>35105392
Keep on forgetting Steve is a Floridian, the Jefferson State seal keeps throwing me off.

>>35105499
Is he? I always pegged him for a midwesterner.

>>35105010
>way of the tray

>my sides

>>35105437
>American made
>Not Miami Nice
>555-come-on-now.pk3

>>35105001
>no hiss...

I hope one day I can be as happy as Steve was that one time he smoked a Korean war-era cigarette on camera.

>charms
wtf cookie?

>>35105381
Is that what it means to be ubermensch
He could be a model for utopian art

Daily reminder that steve was DQ'd from MEPS for an involuntary mental health detention

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r8 my steve OC

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>>35107312
Nice/10

>>35105001
Haha, /k/ making threads about me? Nice!

>>35107312

Nice! should be the free space

>>35107339
I tried that but I was running out of things for squares

>>35107331
NNNNnnnice!

>>35107312
>>35107339
>>35107370
>forgets to try gum
>smokes a cigarette
>has to wash something disgusting down with beverage
>lights up esbit stove
>comments on how amazing ration peanut butter is

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>>35107411
nice!

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>>35107312
10 out of fucking 10.

>>35107510
>apologizes for chewing sounds while chewing

>>35105499
Ah man is he? No clue if he's North or Central Fl or even a neighbor in SF. I know I'm gonna enjoy my MREs.

>>35107646
I believe he's in Lakeland, FL

>>35107331
Prove it. I'll be so happy if true. Fellow Floridian here.

>>35107660
He'll be fine long as no trees are near him then. Only meme I live next to is Big Lenny.

>>35107331
Please be real

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>>35105001
Thanks to him I realised there was at least one piece of gear the french army got right : its MREs.
Motherfucking NOUGAT BARS and SALTY CRACKERS man...
>oh wow
>this is nice
Seriously what's not to like with this guy ?

Does anyone still make rations or mres that are stored/ packaged in metal tins?

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>>35105001

post more steve memes

>>35109036
that's sad for reviewbrah but this is spot on.

>>35108947
>random midi playing in background

>>35109036
>in realationship with his dog
p-pics?

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>IRL cute Asian waifu makes MRE tasting videos.
>/k/ fawns all over muscular blond male MRE reviewer instead

Have I mentioned that this place is full of literal homosexuals?

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>>35109312
i dont want to hear some faggy asian girl go all EWWWW UGGGGGG

i want a semi surfer sounding, calm, infectiously cheerful person who knows he shouldnt, but is going to try that meat anyways.

he is /k/ bob ross and every video is art.

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>>35109312
no, we just hate brown people.

plus, a gook reviewing vietnam-era rations like Steve does would be ironic in the worst way possible.

>>35109312
I cringe every time she says itadakimasu
>>35109338
I'm guessing you haven't seen anything of her? She's twice the man than most of this site when it comes to eating shit

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>>35107290
no one cares.(about you.)

>>35109036
Reviewbrah is not for bullying!

>>35109396
Go away, gookgirl
Stop being clickbait whore and then we'll talk

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>>35109449

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>>35109471
>you're edgy for disagreeing

Take your gook shit elsewhere. We can like White jewtubers if we want, kike. Sick of (((everyone))) pushing a fucking shitskin onto us as if we wanted them.

>>35109506
Aren't you late for your debate with Vox Day?

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>>35109506

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>>35109544
>>35109545
>edgy
>V-vox day

>>35109545
>>35109471
>thinking racism is edgy
I wish reddit would stay out

>>35109582
And I wish /pol/ would stay in their containment board

>>35109593
>implying that racism is only on /pol/
>>>reddit

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>>35107329
E E S T I
E
S
T
I

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>>35109312
Be GONE

>>35109593
I'm sure you do, fruitcake

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>>35109312
>IRL
>Asian
>cute
Pick two but not the third.

>>35107411
Forgot all the electrolytes/vitamin drink banter.

>>35109816
Excuse me, its called
"Isotonic beverage powder"
Thank you very much

>>35107510
Nice!

>>35109396
Does she belch in any videos? Asking for fetish reasons

>>35110198
>Does she belch in any videos? Asking for fetish reasons
You're a horrible, disgusting person, anon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ22TuuADNY&t=11m19s

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>>35109312
Is it so wrong to love both?

>>35105001
Guys, lets pray for Steve alright? He lives in Florida. I mean, I'm sure he has plenty of MREs to live off of, but lets hope he's okay and this doesn't disrupt his life.

>>35105437
Same man, Steve has made me much happier and positive.

>>35109312
>cute
yeah, no mate, she's aesthetically challenged at best

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>>35107331
Steve, if it's really you, you should leave this place and never come back. We have nothing to offer but corruption and degeneracy. You are a good man. This is not a place for good men.

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>>35106875
Fret not!

>>35107331
Steve, stay safe in the Hurricane!

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>>35107095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkWM6mz_JVo
>Perfectly preserved canned bread
>Entire can of Coffee Instant Type 1
>FIVE PACKS OF PERFECTLY PRESERVED SMOKES
This review is worthy of the library of congress.

>>35107290
That's really sad.

>>35109312
I watch her videos too, but her MRE content doesn't hold a candle to what Steve1989 is. Also her prison food and "you made what" videos are kind of annoying.

>>35107290
Sauce?

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>>35107290
here's your (you)

>>35105381
Why does he look so angelic?

>>35110578
I want to find a woman who's as happy to see me as Steve is to see five 60 year old packs of Camels.

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>>35110608
because he is jesus, in the sense that he has found a calling. i find myself hating myself, what i have become, dryfiring my gun to my head hoping i didnt clear it. even though i did.

i have yet to find nor do i think theres anything i can enjoy on this world like steve enjoys going through an MRE. he has found his calling and i hope that one day i will find mine. untill then i will watch steve, i will share his excitment, and for that video i will live as him, the happiest person on the planet and i too will be happy, god damn steve, i love you. no homo

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>>35105437
Watching Steve review MREs has reminded me to do more curls.
Have an exploitable.

>>35110449
Thank you anon

>>35110449
I like how you knew exactly where to go in the video. I'm detecting two degenerate fetishists in this thread.

>>35109593
>pretending that 4Chan isn't typically in agreement with /pol/
It's fun watching Reddit try and blend in

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>>35110714
Are we posting lewd timestamps from MRE videos now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AoEllyXO7g&feature=youtu.be&t=5m28s

>>35110726
>pretending that 4Chan isn't typically in agreement with /pol/
/pol/ isn't one person and can't even agree with each other on any subject.

>>35109834
beverage powder, isotonic

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>>35110667
Beautiful summation.

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Coffee instant > Other beverage powders

>>35110737
Those aren't the gassy Lewds I crave

>>35110737
>/pol/ isn't one person and can't even agree with each other on any subject.
Doubtlessly, but being contrarian and not-PC is one of the defining features of 4Chan
The "popularizing" of 4Chan with the 2016 elections meant that alot of Redditors showed up, both retarded 'r/TheDonald'ers and subversive socialist shits alike.

Also Steve looks great, I think I'll watch his videos.

>>35110784
Drink some coffee while you do for MAXIMUM RATION IMMERSION.

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>>35110774
Too bad here's some more
https://youtu.be/pz3aI32yu04?t=1m51s

i bought a p38 can opener just for steve

>>35110578
I wonder what those smokes were like

>>35109312
Being homosexual is better than being a racemixer, in the grand scheme of things it causes far less harm.

>>35110807
I usually watch his videos when I'm cooking or eating.

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pls halp which video is this from?

>>35111009
Heavenly.

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Hey man, look what we got today you know
Hey man, oh baby, get on a tray, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta open this can
This yellow bulged spread
Is deadly to any man

Hey man, my ration's insane
Hey man, so rancid it causes pain
Hey man, well she's a total spam can
She said she had to heat it but she... then she...


Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice

Hey man, gundog, don't be unkind, go away
Hey man, Dairy Shakes so sublime, no way
Hey man, coffee instant here
There's only smokes for one and here she comes
Here she comes


Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice


A botulin City, a botulin City
I'm back on botulin City
botulin City

Ohhh, nice hiss thank you miss!

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>>35107312

>Casually peruse these threads
>Never actually watch any of his videos
>Someone actually links a video in one finally
>He's exactly like the threads make him sound

He's almost too bubbly, it's amazing.

>>35111658
Steve is too pure for 4chan

>>35111058
Fuck you biggot.

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>>35111905
Touch a nerve? Thankfully the youngest generation is redpilled, ensuring any abominable hapa offspring you have brought into western society will be eliminated along with you and your imported wife.

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>>35111658
we had a /co/&/k/ thread once where a dude was just drawing up /k/ requests for bunny, the guy was having a shitty day and wanted to get away. someone linked steve1989 and bun bro fell in love, said it made his day so much better just listing to steve be so happy about something he cared about.

we dont deserve steve, i hope he never finds himself in this pit of hell.

>>35105001
Steve and Ian are clearly two parts of the /k/ holy trinity, who is #3?

>>35111905
Fuck you faggot

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>>35112024
steve = food

ian = old guns

3? armor? gear? cars planes? someone who is super into tactics?

>>35111058
I agree, but neither are good for society.

>>35111905
faggot.

>>35107312
>No "Nice color, the drinks in the US rations have artificial coloring"

>>35105499
>floridian

really? I thought he was from california

>>35109036
I'm listening to a mix and this song came on just as I was looking at Steve's pic. It's perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjRFNQGSe_E

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Nice silicone hump and a perfectly preserved ten inch stump.

>>35112088
Bret0311 is comfy, does camo testing vids and tactics with some primers on arms
>tfw have some vids downloaded and try to find him with nephew when I visit

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>>35105437
Nice

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>>35112187
i think the key to the /k/ three way is must be good in audio only, so you can listen while you drift off to dream land.

must really care about what there doing, not giving a shit about views.

cant be an autistic faggot like us, they must be better than us so that we hope to one day rise amongst them

i never heard of this fella before link a comfy video?

>>35112286
You're in for a treat, most of his vids are just a camera, him hiding in the woods and them soft rustling as he moves from concealment. Interspersed with gunfire sometimes.
Also I always mess up his username, it's Brent0331
https://youtu.be/TBzVQqyKW5k

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>>35112286
steve is comfy as fuck

he eats an MRE and describes the caloric/nutritional content in an effective way.
I.e. which ones are effective as combat rations, which ones are good combat ration, and which ones just plain taste good.
Steve covers all the bases for the inquiring serviceman

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>>35112380
This

There's a difference between and effective combat ration and a *good* one
And effective one provides for a all a man's caloric needs, but a good one does the same thing while tasting good and offering creature comforts

Most of Steves videos are him trying rations from various countries, but the only ones he extolls are the ones that are creative in their menu, or the ones that provide creature comfort like dessert or measured spirits.

It's why I like Steve, he gets what the fighting man wants, and sometimes the fighting man wants chocolate, or muesli, or brandy. I could fight forever on fucking pemmican, but I'd fight FOR a tiramisu

Steve is good.
Emmy is good.
Townsends is criminally underrated: https://www.youtube.com/user/jastownsendandson/videos

>>35112088
Garand thumb

>>35110773
Now remember, there's a big difference between instant coffee, and Coffee Instant.

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>>35112024
>>35112088
>>35112841

>>35107312

you forgot "coffee, instant"

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>>35113073
The center should be Old Man Hickok45

>>35112088
Hickok45

>>35111546
you deserve more (you)s

>>35105001
>tfw will never be a collab of inrange/FW and steve
existence is pain

Does anyone remember MREJap before he went autism and deleted all the vids? Top tier ASMR material.

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>>35107312
Make the free space an empty portion of the tray

>>35113446
>>35114350
kys shills

>>35110198
Your brand of degeneracy is why I believe in some form of gun control.

>>35112088
The Chieftain? His tank reviews are great
Although hickock would also get my vote

>>35112088
Thank you Papa Putin!

https://youtu.be/h_FOuyzQ9mg?t=591

>>35109312
fuck off and shill your videos somewhere else whore

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>>35111955
>the youngest generation is redpilled
>statist authoritarianism is redpilled
I miss when /pol/ wasn't all bluepilled plebbitors who put their trust in frogs, a manchild with a toupee, and JIDF subversion tactics.

>>35110539
Unironically this

>>35105001
>charms
Oh hell no. Not in my fucking humvee.

>>35109312
>that eye space
>flat nose
>no philtrum
now I know why Downies used to be called mongoloids

>>35111658
He's what happens when you have an actual enthusiast reviewing something and not somebody who just wants ad clicks. I highly recommend checking out MREinfo.com too. There's all sorts of interesting stuff there.

>>35110784
I think of /pol/ as white blood cells. A necessary tool in 4chsn's immune system, but one that can turn on the body like an auto-immune disease.

I'd rather have them than not, I just wish they'd tone down their faggotry when crossboarding.

>>35110578
nice

>>35105381
A man most handsome

>>35116844
honestly, I don't think anybody remembers old /pol/, and now its a shadow of its former self. All nu-/pol/ ever does is suck off the current leadership and don't actually know anything

>>35111475

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TmqzHo_yWk

That's not a cookie bar he's eating. It's dehydrate cheese from 1944.