Antarktische Expedition

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If you do a good job you may get rehired to help investigate Clinton's sex dungeon at Kerguelen Island

>>35097457
By investigate, do you mean purge? Because that would be more my speed

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>>35097558
If you promise not to kill the captive lolis Clinton has there

First, look up coordinates on Google Earth to make sure there's actually a cave there. There probably isn't, so leave the command centre early and go get a haircut.

>>35097444
Massive drone flyover/crawlover. Unless this produces something of interest, abandon mission because there's nothing there.

Total cost: $100,000 & 4500 man hours

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>>35097580
>66°51'19.2"S 99°50'17.9"E.
Is based of this. The cave is most likely only uncovered during summer
>>35097582
Isn't super windy down there?

>>35097444
So you want to explore the earth's asshole?

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>>35097444
>Accumulate thousands of smoke-detectors.
>Retrieve alpha source from detectors
>Acquire empty oil drum
>Fill oil drum with artificial fertiliser, petrol and radioactive material from smoke detectors
>Put drum near coordinates
>Detonate dirty bomb
>Wait
>?????
>SnowIsClear.tga
>Proceed on snow-free, cancer-inducing expedition
>Profit

>>35097444
That would have to be a VERY stupid reason.

Delete myself.

>>35097602
And yet people fly in wind all the time. Also note the "crawl over" option. Not all drones are aircraft. I have a buddy who's built submersible drones capable of carrying up to a kilo of "cargo" up to 10 meters under water.

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>>35097580
>ask the jews

>>35098222
I'm sure the ATF agent who monitors /k/ is letting his buddy at the DEA know about your friend and his kilo cargo drone sub

>>35098320
me, my VPN and my buddy are terrified.

>MFW you can buy cargo-capable submersible drones at the hobby store

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>alone with the representations of the two boards I hate the most that aren't /b/, where I'm presumably the only one capable of even handling a gun
OH BOY
>Keep the autistic adventurers alive
Aw, fuck.

>>35098616
If you hate pol then you're tainted by pol and must go back.

>>35097444

Sounds fun, except ever since home boy got fucked for trying to buy a boat and do cool boating stuff with k/ it's clear there's very very jumpy possibly retarded government agents looking "a bust."


You're not allowed to do anything international with people from k

>>35098670
>if you hate /pol/ you're tainted by /pol/ and must go back
>go back
How do you go back to somewhere you've never been?
Also,
>not relishing the idea of leaving the most annoying man on the planet to be murdered, raped, or any combination thereof by in a cave that probably contains shoggoths, where nobody will ever find the body

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>>35097851

go home david hahn

>>35098670
>you hate this board that you don't browse
>you have to go back to it
I'm going to ask this cause it needs to be asked:

Are you fucking high?

>>35098616
You get payed, tho

>>35098706
You're very hateful and clearly have some issues to work out.

>>35098756
You realize posts are in chronological order right? I assumed to hate something you must know about it first hand.

>>35097578
>pic
why are they dancing

Take a Yugo M76 and some variety of 9mm handgun that's good in the cold.

>Assuming US troops, try to be friendly, if that's not an option pick them off at range and steal their pistol rounds

>Assuming NSDAP rounds, greet them in the name of Der Fuhrer, and if that goes wrong you can just pop them and steal mauser rounds.

Assuming you're not a tard and just freeze or starve.

>>35097444
A bunch of LSD and DMT to dose the most likely psychic among the /x/ posters with, so he/she can call ahead to the Thule Society sorcerers and let them know that there will be friendlies operating in the area.

>>35098524
>MFW you can buy cargo-capable submersible drones at *la tienda de hobby
ftfy

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>>35097444
>hollow earth