Will you go ghost?

>>35092067
fucking shoot the sperg

Go out the back and call the police. I'm not getting gutshot by a 12 gauge over what the supermarket has in the registers.

Keep walking at a steady pace, guy could barely hit stationary targets

>>35092222
Topkek

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>>35092222
Quads of truth.

>>35092222
I'd just stand still. Or stay in the same spot but back up a distance.
If I'm mobile there's a higher chance of him accidentally hitting me.

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>>35092067
*Unsheathe my Katana*
Heh, not today kid

>>35092067
Lawbreaker of spree shooters

>>35092067
I stuff my finger into the shotgun barrel, and then wait for him to fire.

>>35092067
Who?

>>35092067
I ask him if he wants some brownies

Just put my hands on my hips and yell "HA HA YOU MISSED ME!"

Just rush his autistic ass when he's not looking. Took the retard 59 rounds of 00buck just to kill 3 people, so there's a high chance he couldn't hit me if he tried.

Tell him that Ember is the best fictional Character of all time and that Alex from high school called her an ugly emo whore who isn't even real.

>>35092417
> Not sticking your dick in the barrel.

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I'd knock the shotgun out of his hands and rape him. And as he's crying out in pain, I whisper into his ear "call me Stair Master."

*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel kiddo