What weapons would you use to fight the skeleton war? You do

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>>35090087

Waterguns loaded with Coca Cola

>>35090087
hyenas.
a lot of hyenas

>>35090087
Sharpened Bones, smoothskin

>>35090087
army of highly trained doggos

>>35090087
All I can say is I've got a bone to pick with you.

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>>35090087

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>>35090087

>implying I won't be on the skeleton's side.

>>35090087

Sticks and stones

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I like my women how I like my skeletons: lodged firmly up my ass, against my prostate.

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>>35090087
Listen up you primitive screwheads, a 12 gauge double barrel remington, S-Marts top of the line you can find it in the sporting goods section. Shop Smart, shop S-Mart

>>35090087
Weaponized bone marrow cancer.

>>35090265
Over the shoulder is annoying. Belt is best.

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>>35090087

Dodge Challengers.

>>35090087
one step ahead i already sabotaged mcdonalds

>>35090096
>>35090262
>>35090265
I love this board.

>>35090293
mustangs are more accustomed to running over people and their interior skeletons.

>>35090096
My man.

>>35090293

You fucking have to ask?? A fucking steam powered Delta 88.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9V-yzCzR4

Bone Hurting Juice

>>35090087
fuck finally proof that skeletons exist

>>35090087
40 mm grenade laucher
Vinegar-loaded high-pressure cleaner (from roof tops)

>>35090096
also you can shout at the pedestal holding the sword and boom, now you have two dawnbreakers

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this, they're weak to strike damage

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>>35090087
I assemble the greatest heroes in all Greece and smite the shit out of them. That's been my plan since I was five and I see no reason to change it/

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How is their milk supply?

>>35090087
They've already won, there's one inside you.

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>>35090087
Make sure it's blessed by a priest to ensure you get both a blunt and holy damage bonus.

>>35090241
There's a skeltim inside all of us

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>>35091154
>>35091086
>Capitulating to the skelliums
>Ever
Have you no backbone?

>>35091154
Not me. That faggot is dying of cancer. I'm gonna win.

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>>35090263

>>35090226
damn d2 was good

>>35091172
>have you no backbone?

Yes we do, that's part of the problem

>>35091075
Imagine having one of these during the middle ages? Archers / Knights / Pikemen all have no chance.

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>>35090265
We can take these Skellies we can take them... with SCIENCE!

There you have it folks, once again /k/ saves us all from the Bone-man menace

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>>35091143

>>35091075
>Nigger whipper 5000
These must be loud as fuck when in motion.

Bomb their calcium mines

>>35090427
Oof

>>35090087
My BONEr

>>35090087
GOMAD

>>35090096

>Bladed weapon
>On skeletons


Fucking skybabies.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUR-sg5jRBQ

>>35091075
Da bone crusher
made for memes LMFAO

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>>35090096
>Currying favour with Daedric Princes
>Not dedicating yourself to the Nine Divines
>Not going on pilgrimage to commune with the Divines themselves
>Not proving yourself worthy of dispensing true justice in the names of the Nine
>Doubting Talos's divinity

what kind of gun would actually be best for skellingtons assuming cracking the skull wouldn't do it and you have to smash the skeleton up a bit in general?

>>35094410
12g shotgun
0000 buckshot
bolo / chain shells
silver
rock salt

>>35093399
Man, I wish the US chaplains would do that.

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>>35090087

I would poison the dairy cows.

Without calcium the skeletal horde's days are numbered.

>>35094642
But I like drinking milk. Can't I just beat the skellies to death with a bowling pin?

>>35093854
>bladed weapon that explodes with holy light
Yeah, every holy avenger ever probably wouldn't be a good weapon against skeletons. Fucking Skybabies.

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>>35094642
>I would poison the dairy cows.
nooooooo!!!! There must be another way, maybe something involving magnets

>>35090265
Never change /k/

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>>35090087
I cast Destroy Undead.

>>35094569
God would never bless piece of shit M4 and M16 rifles.

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>>35090087
We can take these Skeletons, we can take them with science.

>>35094751
Not with that attitude! Anything can blessed if you do it hard enough.

Either that, or we put blessed oils and lube on the guns.

>>35090096
I'd rather use the sweet ass two handed version from Nexus.

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>>35093854
really makes you think

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>>35093854

Finally a reason to post this meme

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>>35094357
OP said skeletons, not elves

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>>35090087
Do Skeletons take human deserters?
I want some Skeleton pussy.
What's the conflict fought over? Why are Skeleton-Human relations so poor?

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>>35090087
>It usually disdains the actual meat, however, and lives on a diet that is typically 85–90% bone marrow. This is the only living bird species that specializes in feeding on marrow.[8] The bearded vulture can swallow whole or bite through brittle bones up to the size of a lamb's femur[13] and its powerful digestive system quickly dissolves even large pieces. The bearded vulture has learned to crack bones too large to be swallowed by carrying them in flight to a height of 50–150 m (160–490 ft) above the ground and then dropping them onto rocks below, which smashes them into smaller pieces and exposes the nutritious marrow.[8] They can fly with bones up to 10 cm (3.9 in) in diameter and weighing over 4 kg (8.8 lb), or nearly equal to their own weight.[8] After dropping the large bones, the bearded vulture spirals or glides down to inspect them and may repeat the act if the bone is not sufficiently cracked.

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>>35094894
>Sword and Mace of the Grand Crusader has been blessed with the power to turn the undead and ignite foes with holy flame.
All are subject to the law of the Nine Divines.

>>35094940
>avian warfare against a skellington army

Nice

>>35094908
They're attempting to take over the main milk production facilities in an effort to become immortal.

>>35094357
>skybabies
>knowing of the glory of the nine

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>>35090087

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>>35090087
sword and revolver
then just flail around until all skeltals are dead

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FUCK YOU, HE-NON, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?!
NYAAAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOF-mKycqaU

>>35090087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8I43bF840s

>>35090087
imo the only way to fight skeltals is to douse them in some kinda shit scented spray and send dogs after them desu senpai

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>>35090087
"I vill heal you"

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>>35090087
The same weapons they used during the great zombie apocalypse in the 16th century.

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>all these skyrim jokes
You are like little babies.

>>35094894
you know why elves have pointy ears? so they always have something to stab you in the back with. after the skellingtons theyre next

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>>35091075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf6CsvAffHo
superior version

>>35091346
We must get rid of our skelingtons and replace them with TESLA COILS!

>>35096811

>le TRUE OLDFAG reporting in XDDD

D2 is a solved game, the answer was Hammerdin. You should have posted a Heart of the Oak flail.

>>35090087
lol what are they gonna do? rattle at me?

>>35091075
>i have a mine flail if you're into that

>>35101304
they are going to beat you up and steal your stuff

>>35096940
i'm a little scared

>>35094803
>Not with that attitude! Anything can blessed
t.Romanian Priest
(I love being Orthodox)

>>35094908
they're trying to free the skeleton trapped inside you

>>35099112
>D2 is a solved game, the answer was Hammerdin.
HaHaHaHaHa.
Guess that's why my charging zealot pally would regularly tear apart hammerdins.