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The Platoon Leader
>Officer
>In charge of every swingin' dick
>If he sucks, everyone sucks
The Platoon Sergeant
>Second in command
>old af
>angry at his E-3s
>crusty
Squad Leaders
>Not even old enough to drink yet but have killed a plenty of guitarded Talis
>Guns and shit
>Has an obsession with a man named Wagner
Automatic Rifleman
>Big gun go boom bam bam bam
>Stronk shoulders from carrying the pig
>Hates aiming and reloading
Combat Medic
>Likes to put fingers in asses
>secretly afraid of needles
>thinks motrin can save a life
Radioman
>Nobody notices when he does a good job
>if his equipment fails hes suddenly at fault and should die according to Automatic Rifleman
>Gay but chill
Rifleman
>Oooo titties
>Hateful and he loves it
>Bitches about the USMC/Army but will never get out because he loves the carnage
0341/11C Mortars
>Big gun go thump
>Ooo ass
>Thinks anyone who doesnt ruin their joints is gay
>is gay
Navigator
>White trash but loveable
>Says nigger like its the word "and"
>Wants to be anyone else
What do you think?
>>35089716
M249 isnt /k/ enough
M240 is /k/ but isnt as popular rn
Most /k/?
The platoon shitbag who is all talk, can't do 3 pull ups and is kicked from his platoon and stuck in the company office being gunny's paper bitch fuck boy.
Rifleman, specifically pointman, since much like the pointman /k/ will be the first to die if anything ever happens.
>>35089700
day/k/ is the rifleman, night/k/ is either the platoon sergeant or the squad leader
>>35089716
>>35089749
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>>35090221
Disagree
>/k/ is the guy at every party saying he wouldnt join the military because he would punch the DI/DS if they ever yelled at them then proceeds to get raped in a fight with his wife
>>35090328
that's meme/k/
>>35090333
So... /k/
All the spots komrade
>>35089700
>0341
Lazy, does nothing but snooze, play spades and that game with the aiming stakes.
t. 41
>>35090328
>then proceeds to get raped in a fight with his wife
When you say "wife" you mean "imaginary cartoon character", right?
>>35089700
The way you explain this makes me think...
>OP never served and will never serve.