What's it called /k/?

Djibouti shooty.

Roody poody Djibouti shooty

Zimmerman Telegram

>>35089694
>4 seconds
Shit

its called the 'we had this thread yesterday'.

give the meme time to recharge.

>>35089694

Mossy arm-break power drill

>>35089694
1-2-4 drill

Wtf 4 seconds? I hope that's from the holster.

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>>35089727

Strelok unload

>>35089720
How come we ain't Facebook buddies no more Ellie?

>>35089694
Three-piece Shoot.

The Rad Chad

The snail shoot apparently.

That's the I like pretending I'm a secret agent assassin badass even though I only go the range 3 or 4 times a year drill.

Mugabe Mambo

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>>35089770

>TLDR

>"I don't associate with /k/ weebs"

>>35089727
damn, that was good

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>>35089794
I am a /k/ weeb though.

>>35089694
the rhodesian roomba

>>35089810
who the fuck are you?

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>>35089858
Just some /k/ weeb clearly.

>>35089694
The Zimbabwe Maneuver.

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>>35089694
Discussing Uganda

>>35089694
Kangdom protocol

>>35089694
a failure drill

Mozambiquey put-to-sleepy

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>>35089694
One in the snitch stops the black man's twitch

>>35090088
in all seriousness though fuck argentina

The say goodnighty, here comes whitey.

>>35089694
The Sudan Plan

>>35089694
The Chadian mushroom stamp drill.

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>>35090063

ISO Standard African Removal Procedure

>>35090181
fucking kek

this is a good one

>>35089694
Ethiopian Exercise

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>>35089694
Realizing The Antifa Protester Is Wearing Body Armour Drill

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>>35090236
>Implying antifa fags a can afford armor better than old phone books

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>>35090301
>Not using .50 African Eliminator

>>35089694
slowpoke drill

>>35090063
I just... This is on par, if not better than Rooty-Tooty Point n' Shooty.

>>35090406
lol I remember that

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>>35089743

>>35089694
Dijibouti Shooty


Or tje Mozambique

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The Big Bang theory.

>>35089742
It's supposed to be 3 seconds.

>>35089858
Schizophrenic attention (and literal) whore

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>>35090650
Schizoid personality disorder is not schizophrenia.

>>35089694
Rapper napper.

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>>35090674

>>35089694
Do you go
Head-chest-chest
Chest-chest-head or
Chest-head-chest?

>>35089770
You wanna try it again or am I gonna have to watch you shitpost from afar

>>35090769
You have to change it each time so your enemy won't know whether to block his head or body.

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>>35090738
oh boy ive never seen that before you sure did hurt my feels.
kill yourself faggot

>>35090181
ISO-SARP
could probably make it iso tard

>>35090558
Been years since I've seen this image

>>35089727
I chuckled. >>35089727

>>35090797
Not that guy, but I wouldn't mind knowing if someone who was born the female gender actually does browser /k/. I don't think we're manly really, just that society in general doesn't encourage women to have an interest in firearms.

>>35089694
The Melon Muncher Three-Hole-Puncher

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>>35090795
ill try my email.
the fb is a lost cause even though i technically used my real name it isnt linked to anyone i know and my email is fucked...probably.
>>35090826
i was born with a vagina i was encouraged to get into guns by my family because im not a big intimidating person and i tend to offend people and look like a target no matter how hard i try.

>>35090847
OK. Hit me up at my new one. I gave my old.phone to a 5 year old.

[email protected] that old yahoo one doesnt work.

>>35090847
>look like a target
Like you're hot or petite or something? Also, I asked because I wasn't sure if you were your own poster or Sergeant Ivy using a different name or something

>>35090887
And I want to remind you this is a friendly thing not a bangcock brothel so behave yourself.

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>>35090887
alright ill make a new 1 myself.
>>35090894
im very very skinny used to be a hungry skeleton.
stump ugly though ive got that going for me.

>>35090913
Poast benis

>>35090912
You're watching the South Park marathon too?

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>>35090937
have a dick instead

Two in the Pink, One in the Think.

>>35090913
>stump ugly
I'll be the judge of that. Jk. No I think physical health is beautiful in its own right. So I'm sure you'll find someone who thinks you're the bees knees, assuming you haven't already. And by the sounds of it, Sarge is all up in you business

>>35090943
Fuck yeah I am. Switching between that and se7en. It's on AMC.

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>>35090982
hah nice
>>35090994
married
trying to divorce
sarge isnt exactly my type lol

>>35090968
Nice

>>35089882
what the in the fuck is this?

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>>35091029
cz 52 police carbine

>>35091016
She means I have a cock. Lady likes that pussy bro. She crushes more puss than me with a kegger and a bottle of Xanax.

>>35091037
it's beautiful

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>>35091038
used to
its a miracle i dont have SO many diseases.
will resume slaying soon
>>35091056
agreed

>>35090994
The autism in the post is adorable

>>35089694

>4 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EumFWx6jzXU

come on now.

>>35091058
is that one converted to 762x39?

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>>35089694
The trayvon triangle

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>>35091077
dont remember

>>35091058
Yeah I done settled down too. I quit drinking. Took up smoking meth to cure me, gave that up about 6 months ago. Met a 18 year old virgin who hasn't even seen marijuana in real life and hasn't drank expect a sip of beer once.

Things are going great. Sorry to hear your girlfriend is crazy. I told you bro.

>>35091010
I somehow came down with pneumonia, so I'm pretty much stuck on the couch for a couple days. Found this luckily, and it's still in the beginning of the series when the show was insanely funny

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>>35091103
dude meth no bad sarge
the innocent ones are the funnest
anyone would have to be crazy to marry me
i dont mind the crazy
shes a MAJOR fun killer lately and she gained like 100lbs in a year its just gross.

>>35091103
>I quit drinking. Took up smoking meth to cure me
wat

>>35091105
They been playing bits and pieces over the past week. They played the episode where Stan turns 10 and becomes a pessimist and talks about how everything is shit.


Made me realize how absolutely shitty 2009-2013 actually was. I mean just god awful. Sorry to hear you got sick bro, I'm a nurse, go spread some honey on your thighs. It'll help.

>>35089694
2 to the 1 and 1 to the 4, and I got a pistol, but I fuckin' poor.

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>>35090810
You will see my more!

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>>35089858
A massive faggot, but he shitposts okay so we let it slide.

>>35089694
mozambique/failure to stop drill.

Silly as a drill but good as a general principle.

If you're shooting some mook in the chest and he's still coming at you then shoot him in the head.

>>35090301
>implying old phone books won't work against 1-2 handgun rounds

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>>35091183
love you too anon

>>35091130
Yeah man at the time I was in a REALLY dark place with my drinking. I had been drunk for 14 years. Lost 2 jobs, my house, couldn't quit man. I'd get the shakes. That urge. Addicts will know what I'm talking about.

I figured, hey, I got 500 dollars saved up. I got the connection. I'm gonna start smoking dope. It'll either cure me or kill me. I bought a couple 8 balls and got high for around 3-4 months.

I finally said, well that was fun, but I'm done now. Put down the pipe, and for the first time in my life I could sleep without a drink. I could think. I could finally make it through the day without going through the motions waiting to get to a liquor store.

I was finally free. I tried to drink socially a few months later. Stayed black out drunk for 3 days until the whiskey ran out. Came too and I felt utter and complete shame. Didn't have withdrawals though and the need went away a day later. I figure I can't handle the drink man. I just can't.

Crystal meth saved my life. I'm serious. I never felt the urge to do anymore after I ran out. Not once. And I smoked it constantly until I ran out for a few months.

>>35091254
Protip anon, if you're trying to sell a story about being a drug addict then atleast google the basic terminology.

8 balls are for coke.

>>35091125
Lol I'm off that stuff now. Dude, you need to get out while you can. It's only gonna get worse. I promise.

>>35089694
Waste of ammo

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>>35091300
3.5 grams is an 8 ball. It doesn't matter what it is. And I'm not a drug addict, Im an alcoholic.

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>>35091300
Also, no one uses meth as the "cool" drug. If I was trying to make up a story about hitting literal rock bottom and being a piece of shit homeless bum, I'd probably pick something else.

Meth isn't cool. No one associates it with being cool. It'll take your life sometimes.

>>35091125
>100lbs in a year its just gross.
Lesbians tend to really let themselves go when they get hitched. Don't think I've ever met a skinny married lesbian

>>35091426
Now lady at least knows how every married man feels at some point in his marriage.

Remember lady, if you leave her, be prepared to lose half of your check each month to pay for her fatass "grievance" pay bullshit.

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>>35091426
I gained some weight too to be fair but i was under 100 at 5'8" hungry skeleton mode.

>>35089694
Failure to stop drill

>>35091375
>>35091424
Can I ask why you felt the need to photograph your stash? Did you think people wouldn't believe you? just wondering sarge
I've also had problems with addiction man shit sucks, wouldn't wish it on my ex and I hate that slag.

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>>35091447
nah shes terrified of me and shes constantly breaking laws she wont get into that
she thinks im actually possessed and dangerous
its hilarious
she lied so much about being religious
i warned her

>>35091465
To remind myself of what I used to do and where I used to do it at so I wouldn't romantisize it later. I also took secret videos of my dope addict mom and her boyfriend knife fighting each other at 3am to REALLY sink the point home.

>>35091480
So is she single now? Tell her I said what's up. Ask her if she wants to go to dairy Queen lol.

>>35091480
She's a fat religious lesbian? Those exist?

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>>35091524
you do NOT want my sloppy seconds
>>35091534
yes
in oklahoma

>>35091542
America really is the land of dreams

>>35091542
You ever gonna email me or what

>>35091542
>In Oklahoma

Where there's your problem. That state is nothing but misery. I figured it's because Indians roamed there for so long that their remains are all over the state.

It's basically one giant cursed Indian burial ground

>>35091559
yep
>>35091575
i did
>>35091627
meh its alright here if you have the privileges the natives do.
i got adopted into them which is just awesome and pisses off all these red nigger mud worshiping alcoholics

>>35091690
[email protected]

I may have given you the wrong one.

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>>35091716
DIDJAGITTHATTHINGISENTCHA?

2 to the chest and 1 to the head
Just to make sure that tango is dead
This little number always does the trick
What do we call this drill?

>>35091542
>Oklahoma
Moore here. Can confirm.

>>35090826
There was some badass gal who posted her great tits back during the obama era. She had guns and a bike
>and my heart

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>>35091852
bikermomma?
I remember them juicy melons.

>>35091852
She may be posting in this very thread. Who's to say ;p?

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>>35091879
no

>>35091897
It only makes you look more suspicious now you know that right?

>>35091764
holy fug, HB ref. Noice

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>>35092153
jesus fuck i just realized how old that show is god im ancient
amazed anyone caught that tho
>>35092141
im not bikermomma though
my tits are sad like get well balloons a week after the cancer patient child has died.

>>35092221
Nah I've seen your tits. They aren't that sad.

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>>35092345
you saw my tits when they were '18' and they werent great then its been a looong time since then.
they are plain gross at this point.

>>35092374
Oh did you have kids? Tbh I prefer them hanging a little bit. I guess I like...Breasts? I'm getting old man.

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>>35092429
no kids never kids ever
theyre like meat pancakes with a shriveled nipple in the middle-ish

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>>35092645
the sad part is im not
fucker

>>35092711
We gotta stop meeting like this chick, people are gonna start talking.

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>>35092724
if only i had a fuck to give for what any of these autists in this magical place think

>>35092740
>tripfaggette that TOTALLY doesn't care what anyone thinks about her
heh, I believe you.

>>35089727
Stealing this

>tfw probably nobody around me knows about a proposed alliance between the German Empire and Mexico
>tfw the rest would probably think I'm a monster who should apologize to trayvonz ghost

>>35092740
Don't say that. I have a reputation around here. I don't want people to think I'm an asshole like you are.

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>>35092776
kay
>>35092788
i am awful sadly it is contagious.

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>>35092645
not my proudest fap

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>>35092819
Guess I gotta turn muh autism back on. Dude stole my name.

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/k/ - Tripfag Chat

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you think she uses box drills to train?

>>35092842
Wait till you see her bush. You could hide a VCR in it.

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>>35092863
lel

>>35091103
> I quit drinking. Took up smoking meth to cure me
Fucking what?

>>35092788
>reputation
>on 4chan
I couldn't imagine being such a faggot I'd suck anons' cocks to be praised

ITT:
Two females do what they do best and turn a semi fun thread into their personal lesbo instant messenger cervix while lowkey begging for (you)s

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>>35092891

>>35089694
Malawi owie

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>>35093047

>>35090994
nigger stop trying to get your dick wet, it's pathetic

>>35093395
It's a chick on the internet dude. Gonna attract some try hard faggots.

>>35092645
nice nip

>>35090994
We just go way back. I'd lay a mile of dick in her if she wanted but only because she's hard to get. If she put it on me I wouldn't want it as bad. Things we can't have and all that

>>35091037
Some magical fucking webley shit going on in here

>>35093502
Goddamn you're pathetic as fuck

>>35093575
Does this mean we aren't friends anymore? Ed, now if I knew you didn't want to be friends...Well I don't think my heart could bear it.

>>35093546
Steamboat Willie named after Mr. Jingles or Mickey Mouse?

>>35093825
The one that didn't like jews

>>35089694
Round here we call that one the din-dew-nuffin or the two pop skittle drop.

>>35092966
God damn, I'll say. Dubs of truth

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>>35091764

>>35090894
Shehe has a black circle for a nose and crosshairs for a face.

>>35089694
Slow

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Oh yes, this thread again

>>35089727
oh and fuck you for stealing that

>>35089694
Sig p320 falling down stairs.

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>>35089694
>The Zimbabwe Zipper
>The Dab from Chad
>The Ivory Coast Roast
>The Nile Driver
>The Unyielding Africant
>The Ghana Gunna
>The Congo Bongo

>>35090802
Tactical

>>35089694
the congo bongos

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>>35092914
fuck anon. its not a hard concept to grasp. Sometimes you need to crank it the fuck up to get out of the pit. Trick is not to oscillate the other way. Shrinks give you adderal, other bullshit. Same same. Quality control is up to the buyer.

Worlds a wicked place and the norms you can bend for sexual deviants also extend well into the pollutants that people slam into their bodies.

slam. fuckin' slammin. Need to bring that back.

>>35093587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_gs4gCyGKs

Don't turn around. I don't want you to see it.

>>35090797
>attacks posters sexuality because he pointed out your attention whoring
>literally a predictable retort every whore makes
you are only proving him right you know

>>35089742
>holster
I can do 3 seconds from the keister

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>>35090063

>>35090301
>implying we're all stormfront here and give a fuck about the straw man 'enemy' of a few black hoodie homeless punk teens

>>35089882
Heck of a shotgun

>>35089743
Nice digital blackface.

>>35094383
It's called sharing, my friend. Not like I even gain reputation or anything for posting it.

>>35089694
The Swahili Waltz.

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>>35094836

>>35089694
The Moscovit Ding Tap Dong

>>35091029
That is called ppsh-41 son

>>35089738
It's not that bad. First two shots for the center of mass go within first 1-1.5s to shock/incapacitate, so that the enemy can't react immediately, retaliate, dodge etc. Then you carefully line up the third shot to the head to finish the job.

If you have multiple opponents, you first shoot center of mass of each of them, then do the clean-up.

>The bingo, bango, bongo
>capture the bag drill
>the three tap clap

Idk

>>35091081
Underrated

>>35092464
What happened to you

>>35092345
Share, I haven't seen them in years

the Oman Obligation

>>35091029
The gun that won the east

>>35089694
The Manlet Shadow-Man 1 shot-2 shots.

>>35096069
i think hes implying its long

i would be

the shocker

>>35094912
Drill

>>35089694
tip tap right in the cap

>>35089694
pow pow one in the brow

>>35089694
two in the ticker, one in the licker

two to the bottom, last one got'em

I can go all night guys

Tom Cruise's bruises.

two in the toboggan, last one in the noggin.

The old chesty birds nesty