battlbox unboxing sept 2017 spoiler alert

You are just the most pathetic dude if these chinese trinkets you pat 2000% for make you happy each month.

Sage and hidden out of pity.

>>35088763
Go start a fire and test this shit right now.

>>35088779
Is that Jeb?

>>35088817
yes

>>35088763
Could you post some better pics of the instructional images? They seem like they'd be super exploitable.

>>35088771
those are actually not a meme, they work pretty well. that and the fire mask are pretty much the only things in that crate that are worth a damn.

also
>crate dedicated to housefires and shit
>doesn't come with a CO detector

>>35088689
do you pay for these or are they free

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>>35088787
Thank you for this

Well, this is the first one in a while where the whole box wasn't filled with 13 knives, a bunch of gumball bullshit and one Good thing. Kinda want to see the fire grenade in action

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>>35089906
You gotta pay the troll toll...

I have a feeling this is actually the owner of the company posting here, hoping some mall ninja signs up