Things your guns do/say when you're out of the house.

>>35083259
>will he ever use a vacuum

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>>35083259
collect dust and rust

>>35083259*argues in Russian*
*argues back in Swiss German*
*krag and trapdoor talk about the war*
*mubles in British Indian accent*

>>35083259
They just stay in the safe and don't say anything because they are inanimate objects and can't talk.

>>35083436
you are dead inside.

>who the hell buys one AR, never shoots it, and then puts it back in the box
>where is everybody
>what the fuck is happening
>I hope somebody breaks in just so I can get out of the box

Probably the Finn m39 arguing with my two other mosins
My ar 15 and turk mauser yelling at each other
Also my sks and ishapore arguing
I would imagine my old shotguns are yelling at everyone to shut up so they can get some rest.

>What the hell anon, you're taking me to shoot? Please tell me it's more than 100yds today.
>800? Damn, let me stretch before you put me back in the case for the ride.

>Hmm, at least he takes the bodyguard when he doesn't take me.
>it's nice knowing he's safe.

>MERICA
>FUCK YEAH
>Can't wait for next range day, and maybe one day an optic.

>>35083300
>*mubles in British Indian accent*
Indian Enfield or something?

The mosin regaleing stories about the war to the Romanian PSL and the century arms AK.

PSL and AK wishing for a different story then the nazi face-melting one.

1911 in cupboard wondering what's going on

The rest of the funs at dads house arguing with each other about where I am and what I'm doing.