Hurricane Irma/Looters

>>35081474
A bottle of KY and a welcoming anus.

>>35081474
land mines

>>35081474
how can you be so shit right now and not have a firearm?

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>>35081474
Should have bought a firearm before SHTF scenerios like this one.

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>>35081474
>Lives in Florida
>doesn't have a gun
You did this to yourself

>Lives in Florida.
>Is no guns.

That is literally one of the requirements to be a Floridian. Are you retarded?

Guy buy a fucking maverick 88 with a credit card lmao
Wait if you're that poor can you even afford water for the happening?

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>mfw i'll be totally allowed to shoot someone if they break in during the hurricane
>mfw I'm totally allowed to do it any other time too

>>35081474
A pump action in 12 or 20ga can be had for $200. Couple boxes of buck/slug should be fine for deflecting a few stray looters. Maybe a 100 round case of birdshot for warning shots.

In a pinch you can make cut shells out of birdshot and use your shotgun as a single shot slug gun. Also wax slugs are an option.

>>35081474
>improvise

>get stick
>hit looters with stick
If you're feeling ambitious
>sharpen stick
>stick pointy end into looters

>>35081474
Home Alone series. . .

Just buy a gun now, you still have some time.

>>35081574
Meh, just wait for the storm to knock down a large branch.

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>>35081474
Improvise, homeboy. Not like you got anything to lose.

>>35081474
>faggots that dont evac
i hope you drown

>frogposter/feelsposter
you dont have any guns anyway, loser.

>/k/
>owning guns
pick onw

>>35081474
Why don't you have guns?

Where are you??) Tampa here

>>35081620
This. If Florida doesn't become the waterworld version of mad max I'll be disappointed.

>>35081684
He litteraly said he didnt have guns

>>35081474
get a bunch of wode and a broad sword.

>most powerful storm recorded in the Atlantic
If you weren't prepared multiple weeks ago you're probably fucked now.

>>35081474
Hire a samurai.

dragon dildo

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>live in Florida
>have 10 guns and plenty of magazines and ammo for all of them
>carry two guns everyday
>not going to give you shit

Eat shit nerd

Someone get this man a loaner, anything, a Mossberg, Slavshit pistol, etc

>>35081474
you can borrow one of mine if you want, im in tampa

>>35081684
>Not wanting live out your autistic SHTF fantasies

Get off my board fag

>>35081474
why dont you get one now? atleast you dont have to wait 10 fucking days to pick up your gun like I do here in commiefornia.

>>35081474
Just put a rock in a sock and hope for the best.

>>35083208
I don't have money for a gun and am a college student

>>35083282
I'll give you my Glock 23 if you dress up like a school girl and suck my dick.

>>35083282
What part of Florida are you in? Someone might be able to hook you up

>>35083282
not even a $150 hi point? I know being a broke college student sucks but self preservation is important.

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>>35081474
>be me
>Broward fag
>still live with super antigun family
>sneakily bought two hand guns and ammo a while ago because wanted to be has guns so bad
>sneak out to the range to practice
>we're talking about storm shit
>dad: "man we're sunk if there's any looters"
>"heh heh, yeah dad totally, it probably won't amount to that though"
>mfw internally

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>>35083282
>not using scholarship/grant money to fund fun purchases
kek you're doing it wrong. Maybe it's because i'm Asian but I had a shit ton of scholarship and grant money to spend on shit. Get it together, anon.

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>>35083376
>mfw
Well done lad

>>35083383
Holy shit can you stop posting about this all the time? Legitimately what is wrong with you

>>35083282
>I don't have money for a gun and am a college student
Gay post, I literally have to pay approximately $200-300 worth of cash and paperwork to get a stupid sports shooters license followed by the import and 11.5% sales tax to buy a motherfucking gun. That's not even without the ability to carry it, which is about $500-700 for a carry license (Money for license+Lawyer+Court Case to show you are "in fear of your life"), along with it being registered so a """revolt will never ever happen again"". Go be a fag somewhere else when you have constitutional carry, you little shit
T. island spic territory

>>35083341
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>>35083299
I have an income of $0 and $30 to my name
>>35083407
I don't understand your point
You have more money than me I guess?

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>>35083383
It was America, but he's also an Asian :^)

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>>35083401
>poorfag

>>35083421
best advice i can give you is take a page from charles bronson, watch deathwish 3 and booby trap your house and maybe write that looters will be shot on your property, hopefully they wont call your bluff and try to loot your shit.

>>35083299
wait, seriously?

>>35081474
After it hits I doubt your shit will be there for looters anyway.

>>35083421
>I have an income of $0 and $30 to my name

$30 can get you that schoolgirl uniform. Bend the knee.

>>35081474
How far down the peninsula are you? If you're south Florida, there won't be any shit to loot. If Irma doesn't lose any energy before it makes landfall on CONUS, you're looking at a statewide F-4 coming to wreck your shit.

Shoot one of the looters and take their gun if you don't have one, duh.

>been in Miami for two weeks
>shtf arsenal 500 miles away
>25 hollowpoints and the edc left

>>35083299
Where do you live?

>>35083282
Have u given the idea of looting a gun yourself?

>>35083475
OP do this and post pics

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>>35083469
>>35083653
Don't be gay.

>>35083673
A Glock 23 covered in semen is still a Glock 23.

Gulf coast here, welcome to the shit op.

Here is whats most likely going to happen, unless you are unlucky enough to get a direct hit.

>you will lose power
>if you flood during normal rains, expect flooding.
>seriously no power for a week, prepare
>expect minor damage to your standing structure unless you live next to or in a field, then expect major damage.
>NO POWER FOR OVER A WEEK.
>Make sure you get a little stove for cooking canned goods, warm meals make you happy.

>>35083697
We went 17 days without power last proper hurricane (category 2) where I live. A week doesnt even begin to describe how long we will be fucked.

>>35081474
i knew most of k was nogunz

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>>35083459
>takes scholarship money
>calls someone a poorfag

>>35081474
Make a spear. Unscrew a broom duck tape a kitchen knife to it. Boom go Zulu on their ass.

>strong against U armored foes
>fucked if they have a martini Henry

>>35083795
Brutal. We are on almost 3 weeks in the place that got leveled (Rockport, port a). My estimate was assuming getting hit by the hurricane but not the eyewall where the real winds are.

>>35083697
>>35083795
>>35083826
Fort Myers here. Charley was the worst I've been through and we lost power for like 2 weeks but I was only like 8 when that shit hit. I got food, water, funz and a truck on 36s ready to go for this. I don't think it's going to be much worse than Charley and assuming everyone's house isn't smashed like Andrew because building code was shit I think it'll barely be shtf.

suddenly, even a hi-point looks good.

>>35083879
Shit, dude, I'm off in Lehigh, where you at? I'm in like the best spot I can be, and the concrete houses here are a huge boon. I remember Charley. This has been the first time I've been worried about a hurricane for a long time just on the virtue of a Cat 5. Still prepared, still semi-calm; if it happens, it happens, I'm highest on the water table around here and in the least priority evacuation zone. Should be okay.

Sanibel's about to be cut off a while again.

>>35083951
I'm on Alico right by 75. I got a concrete block house and a hurricane code roof so honestly I'm not worried about it too much. I think it's too early to be too worried. You're probably set though. How far in lehigh?

>>35083979
Like on the line of Richmond, and we've made strides to cut the trees around the house over the years so there isn't really anything to nail us.

Really only screwed projectile-wise if it picks things up. You sound solid for it, and if not you can hop right on 75 and get going in the next day or two.

>Too early to be too worried
Yeah. Worth real worry, but not panic and the like. Have a friend leaving, but to be fair they're off like Second Street downtown so I wouldn't want to be there, either.

>>35083697
Is gulf Coast seriously lecturing us on hurricanes
I'm 10/10 mad now
WE ARE HURRICANES

>>35081474
Get one right now you stupid retard.

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>>35081536
>Buys one now
>Can't possess it for three business days
St. Pete here, it's over for you, OP. I'm just happy I'll haveva chance to feed my Garand.

>>35084001
Sounds like you're fine too. We got skinny malalukas in the back that i don't give a shit about and a couple big palms but i feel like they dont fall too often. Much springier than oak. My girlfriend is freaking out and I'm just like dude it'll be ok.

>>35084019
Brandon here, gotta love everyone panic buying bread and milk. Picked up some beer and cider earlier today and I may look to see if I can grab some wolfshit but Im not holding my breath

Miami fag here, what's the quickest way to get hold of a gun without your family finding out?
t. noguns

>>35084165
OK, you have to do this exactly as I say or you are fucked.

>don't be a felon, a nutter, or a wife beater
>go to the store and buy a gun

>>35081474
build some IEDs and rig them up in your house

>>35084165
>>35084173
Remember paying in cash so your family can't see the purchase.
Why not just tell them anyway? Are you that much of a cuck?

>>35084197
Tried that, but my cunt of mother threatened to kick me out the house and I'm not moving out till the end of this year. Also don't I need a permit or license to buy a gun in FL?

>>35084230
>Also don't I need a permit or license to buy a gun in FL?

lol no

>>35084230
What is she gonna do about it? you're the one with a gun.

the second amendment literally exists to resist tyranny

>>35084245
Can I carry the weapon on me? Also what weapons am I restricted to? Sorry for asking so many questions this is my first time doing this.

>>35084275
Concealed carry requires a license.

>>35084275
If you're over 21 you can buy any normally legal rifle, shotgun, or pistol. You need a concealed carry permit to carry normally but during a state of emergency (like now) you can carry.

>>35084294
>>35084275
Double post, I inherited 6 guns when I was 18, bought a nugget, sold 2, bought an sks and a single shotgun. I'm 21 now but haven't bought a pistol but own one. When you buy a long gun at store you fill out a little paperwork, they call the ATF, you're out the door in 10 minutes.

>>35084294
Thanks bros, gonna go to the gun shop near my house any recommendations, 40. 223. Etc?

>>35083421
Build a 10 dollar slam fire shotgun.

>>35084309
Maverick 88 for 200$ and 50 slugs/buckshot

If you want something nice, grab an AR and about 6 Mags + whatever .223 they have.

Handguns have a 3 day waiting period in FL

>>35084309
An AR would probably be your best option, but if you're trying to hide it from your mom, you probably want a handgun. Just stick with something in 9mm as there are dozens of nearly identical options. Walther is running a $100 rebate right now if you buy before September 15 and send them your receipt.

If you're under 21, you can't buy a handgun from a gun store, but you can buy a long gun.

>>35084341
Might get the Maverick I don't wanna wait for the pistol seeing as this thing might hit earlier than expected. Thanks bros.

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>>35083376
You're like me, I live in West Kendall. I had hidden guns and ammo for 3 years, talking 2 rifles, 6 handguns, have been conceal carrying for months with neither of my parents knowing that I even had a single gun. I always had to methodically plan out range trips and package deliveries but it was until I drove 300 miles for a shooting class, I finally told them about it.

My mom is anti gun but she's okay with me having guns in the house, hopefully I can take her shooting with me one day to show her it isn't as bad as she thinks it is.

>>35084230
Apply for your CC permit first then buy a handgun. There is no point in buying a long gun if you wish to keep it hidden.

>>35083636
>Shoot one of the looters and take their gun
>if you don't have one
>Shoot
>don't have one

>>35084521
>Cc permit
Doesn't that take a long time to go through? I'd like to get a gun before this thing hits

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>>35084571
>Doesn't that take a long time to go through?

It took 3 weeks for me to process last year. In a week, it will be my first whole year of conceal carrying.

>I'd like to get a gun before this thing hits

You're probably shit out of luck at this point. Depending on where you live county-wise, it may have waiting periods for handguns ranging from a different amount of days or hopefully no waiting period.

If you really feel like you need to get a gun, just GTFO out of the danger zone. The only realistic way to get a gun is by going to some classifieds but you'll probably end up having to deal with undesirable shit like
>scammers
>having a small selection to pick from that is overpriced because you don't have enough time to research any of this
>getting a decent deal but the seller is busy prepping/doing other important shit than selling one of their guns before a fucking cat 5 storm or out of town

As much as /k/ would tell you that you always should have a gun, I would prioritize having a competently planned course of action for the hurricane more than having a blaster at the ready. This isn't even talking about actually having the gear to carry a gun on your person, the ROE you have to follow as a citizen or even the technical aspects of actually using a firearm in defense.

Truth be told: most people tote guns as talismans and not life saving tools anyways and they come out fine in natural disasters.

If your a poorfag no-one will loot you

>>35084294
>but during a state of emergency (like now) you can carry
can you point me to a law i can cite?

>>35082838
>F U L L Y

>>35084571
Obtain a machete with a scabbard and OC that. Buy at Walmart or home depot or Lowes. They are good enough to hack to pieces all kinds of limbs, from wooden debris limbs to the limbs of human debris.

Wait until after the current bruhaha has passed to carefully research, plan, and obtain your firearm of choice.

>>35084644
>or hopefully no waiting period.
the brady laws are federal, dumb fuck

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>>35081474
In Florida, you can get a rifle or shotgun and there is no waiting period. No excuses, play like a champ.

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>>35084874
this

>>35081507
He's probably in Uni. Some universities in Florida (the only bad thing about UF) don't allow firearms along with a lot of student apartments off campus.

>>35084571
Not now. Ever since the Pulse nightclub shooting, CC permit requests (we are a SHALL issue state) went through the roof. This the state got a new system. It depends on your area. Pinellas County is around 1-2 weeks.

But that fucker Gualitieri or his predecessor got an ordinance for a 3 day waiting period on long guns (usually its only for pistols).

>>35086305
Except in Pinellas. There's a 3 day waiting period for long guns. Not even Gainesville (thus alachua county) with its high amount of college students has this.

Boo. Otherwise our gun shops and ranges are fantastic.

>>35083893
This