Ask someone about to experience SHTF in Florida anything.

>>35080715
Where you located Floridaanon? Broward county here. Im getting ready for the worst. My brother is finally buying a gun after years of me suggesting it in preparation for looters.

>>35080715
It's already getting insane. Can't buy water anywhere, gas stations piling up and we're not even sure if we're getting fugged. This blows.

Fuck off faggot, I'm in Florida too, there's literally no guarantee we're even going to get hit and nothing has happened yet so there's nothing to discuss. Stop trying to pretend to be a badass when you're sitting dry and well fed in your living room.

Hope a tree falls on you, sage

>>35080715
Are you ready to be rocked like a hurricane?

>>35080746
Also, fuck buying water. I filter my own shit, wash out new trash bags and fill them. Trash bags are the gods of hurricanes survival. Sand bags, water bags, etc.

How young are you that you think this is worth making a thread about.

>>35080746
People are being faggots about how severe this is going to be, saw some dickhead filling a 500 gallon tank at the gas station, this is Orlando, we're not even getting hit for 6 days at least. What a bunch of idiocy.

>>35080743
Naples area, fleeing to Tampa tomorrow.

>>35080746
Everything is sold out. There are 4 hour lines of gas that's being rationed.

Some guys are selling fuel cans for 40+ $

>>35080748
Bruh

>>35080778
People like you deserve to be shot.

Everyone should be taking extreme precaution if they live in an effected area. My family stands to lose our entire house in the Naples Area on Saturday.

You're a massive faggot

>>35080795
Did you miss the part where this is Orlando, faggot? Pretty unlikely we're going to get any sort of large scale damage, don't defend people hoarding massive amounts of gas.

>>35080781
I've heard of this shit already.

>Truckerfag
>Company moves a lot of shit to Miami and South Florida.
>Get message from company brass, top off tanks before leaving Jacksonville area as no guarantee of fuel south of that.
>Restrict idling to conserve.
>Keep tanks above 50% fill if possible.

Fuckin people are retarded.

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>>35080761

>>35080820
It's extremely, extremely likely that even your power lines are going down this weekend.

There's more reason to be concerned than you think, although yes, Orlando is relatively safe.

Naples/305 areas are absolutely fucked, Tampa is at risk if the storm edges west

>>35080715
Little hurricane baby's. Like people in Tornado Alley cry all day like you bitches.

Get insurance and shit the fuck up.

>>35080795
>Buy house in hurricane zone in hurricane state
>A bloo bloo bloo it's not fair that my house might get fucked
Why must all trips advertise and permanently link themselves to their stupidity

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>>35080715
I live in pic related. Just doing my best to stock up on food, water, and ammo and just gonna chill. If we get a mandatory evacuation I guess I'll get in the car and just drive north to tampa.

>>35080715
you above the flood plain?

>>35080880
Nowhere south of Orlando/Tampa is above flooding.

>>35080850
It's not a trivial matter though, I know a ton of people that are at extreme risk due to family insistence on staying in 239.

If it's as bad as the projections put it, it will absolutely be SHTF for a good portion of the state.

>>35080715
Will you make the news Florida Man?

>>35080938
Is it wrong I'm looking forward to this storm to see what new Florida man stories come of it?

>>35081003
Not at all. If it's as bad as texas you're gonna see some shit.

>>35080715
Can I have your stuff if you die?

>>35081013
The one thing I can say with all certainty is that there will be no need for rednecks in bass boat to save anyone. Mainly because 60% of South Florida floated there on rafts made of random shit anyway so they'll be able to get out of any flood areas by themselves.

>>35080795
Good Naples is full of fags anyway. Glad I don't live there anymore.

T. Former north Naples

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>>35080746
>>35080715
>>35080743

Have fun with the hurricane following hurricane Irma.

>>35081051
We'll probably just smoke meth and swim wherever we need to go desu.

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100 bucks. But worth it. I have already 42 bottles of water cuz i was a clever nog and bought then yesterday at 11 pm. Before people went full retard. I tried to get more water today... Markets got none. Shits gonna get real soon. Need a gun btw

>>35081192
Why aren't you filling containers with tap water right now? Why is everyone buying bottled water instead of cheap plastic jugs to fill with tap water? Why are Floridians so stupid?

So this just happened.

>Truckerfag
>Loading to go to Houston.
>Get call from boss.
>"Understand you're going to Houston. Understand it's still bad down there. If you feel safer taking a gun that's fine. I just can't tell you to take one."
>"Um... Ok...."
>Been working here over a year.
>Never not had a gun on me.

>>35081249

Floridian tap water is salt-water you idiot. Where the fuck is a tap gonna get fresh water from, it's all salt water if you stick a pipe straight down into aquifers round there.

>>35081249
no idea. Also, 40 lb of rice? Just how long do you think you'll be in a shitty situation? I'm a poor as balls college student and I haven't gone though 20lb in 4 weeks

Gainesville here, any UF anons here. Water is mostly gone, gas prices going up.

>>35081264
depends on where you live and whether or not you have well or city water. Tap water at my place is fine just has a faint chlorine taste.

Ocala started going full retard this afternoon, got a few cases of water and Gatorade just as the store started to run out.

Gas stations are packed beyond capacity though.
Shit heads filling up fucking RV's everywhere.

>>35081264
Tap water doesn't mean it comes from the ground. Just out of the tap.

>>35081065
Moved here from NJ because my father said it was amazing. Been here a year and a half, taking my funs and heading back north in a few months. The people here are so many varying degrees of entitled, retarded or lazy it's unreal. The other day I had an old bitch from Marco refer to herself in the first person as "The Duchess." and demanded everyone do the same.

I'm going back to my comfy hut in the pines.

>>35081249
Not him but I already did. I prefer bottled water because the water here is mostly sulfur.

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>>35081312
UFanon but don't live on campus. Yeah the Gate by my house went up like .30 over night.

>>35081519
You own fault for moving to south florida. It's entirely entitled yank ex-pats, and just off the board immigrants..

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I hope Irma veers east slightly and retains cat 5 energy to Florida. Who let the dogs out and general Florida fuckery will be amazing to watch on liveleak

>>35081932
Pls no

>>35081947
plz yes. I hate Florida just a bit more than I hate Texas, Which is considerable.

>>35082042
You're a pussy

>>35080715
it's gonna fuck up the meet and shoot

>>35080715
pls come to NJ irma

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>>35082042
2edgy4me m8

>>35080715
I have a real question, will you help anon/k/un >>35081474 ?

>>35081947

Will recorder man jeff be present for this 'cane again?

>>35082496
Fuck him and fuck you. No guns faggot living in Florida, kys.

>>35082042
>le edgy maymay bro!! XD!!! I toatlly love reddit to bro! lol *le meme face!! XD

>>35081264
>it's all salt water if you stick a pipe straight down into aquifers round there.

If you go 2,000 feet down, yeah it's brinewater. That's the source for water at a Reverse Osmosis plant.

You can actually get fresh water from a well pipe on some of the barrier islands in Florida.

>>35081102
Donald Trump ain't letting no nigga named Jose in

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>>35082855

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>>35080778
tfw buy 500 gallons of gas, to sell at $20 a gallon, get robbed during first sale

>>35082691
That was probably the worst reddit meme usage I've ever seen

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I'm on Clearwater Beach lol

386 Daytona Beach reporting

lehgooo

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>tfw I live in France in a place where there are never any storm and the walls of my house are still made of 50cm of granit

>>35083017
Enjoy dying from the next heat wave.

>>35083142
>heat wave
thats a weird way of spelling muslims

>>35083142
Honestly with walls that thick, it's probably fairly temperature stable

>>35081492
Ocala bro here! Suuup man

>>35080715
flordia anons i want you to live stream the happenings, including when you shoot looters , you owe it to us

>>35083159
Almost 15,000 people died in France during the 2003 heatwave due to the lack of AC in homes.

>>35081312
Yep, haven't even bothered with gas yet, got water to last.

>>35081550
UFanon got any backwoods? How are the prices for the mythical ak47?

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>>35080715
Tampa anon here, USF area. The local population is about as bad as they come. I'm taking my AR, all the ammo I can carry to my family in south tampa. Gonna lock everyone in the house and hunker down.

It's cat5 with 180 mph winds and all the spaghetti line charts indicate it's gonna fly right up the center of the state. All the stores and gas stations are out of water and the LGSs are almost completely out of ammo. I've lived here all my life and I'm real fucking spooked guys. I know it's easy to be a badass on the internet but I have no hesitation in saying that if this turns out as bad as most people seem to think it will, we are fucked. We are absolutely fucked.

>>35083189
I've only got my Makarov with me, should I shout stalker things while doing it?

>>35080715
I can't be the only one who hopes this storm goes and CRUSHES NY and NJ.

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>>35083270
>UFanon got any backwoods?
Nah I mess with mostly pic related. My buddy fucks with woods but they're really not my thing desu. If I could find vanilla dutches up here I'd be happy af.
>ak47
I picked up some 'gorilla glue' a few days ago ten a g standard broski.

>>35080715
How do you feel knowing texas did it first?

>>35083298
yes, also get rig for your smart phone so you can live stream wasting looters. and a power extender for your phone

Its gonna hook a hard right and slam into South Carolina

Screenshot it!

>>35083328
Cool, looking to relax over the weekends good to know the prices aren't bad, thanks.

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>>35083610
np

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Are you prepared?

>>35083017
Your storms come in trooper form, you cheese chomping wine sipping surrender monkey.

>>35080715
drive into it you'll be out of it faster!

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>>35080765
Buy Bleach and lots of it
Save yourself from the toxic mold blooms!

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>>35080715
>west coast burning
>south coast being raped by hurricanes
>mfw live in "boring" midwest

>>35083750
>Midwest

You mean Tornado Alley?

>>35083750
>Tornadoes your alley

>>35083769
>>35083776
I have never seen a Tornado in my entire life.

>>35080715
Im returning to Florida just for this hurricane, my mother and grandmother live alone, Id rather lose some leave days and have them be safe than to have something horrible happen to them

Fort Myers here. I'm just gonna chill in my house because i don't live in a trailer like everybody else. Gonna grab sks and castle law a bitch.

>>35083799
And? The Midwest still has the highest occurrence of tornadoes in the US.

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>>35080715

Miami fag here.

I'm fucking ready. The rest of my food including water bottles is inside the trunk of my car. Will be heading north tomorrow night

>>35080748
>no guarantee it'll hit us

That's what's pissing me off the most. I honestly hope it'll keep going west and avoid us in general. Hopefully it'll lower to a cat 3 if it does come our way. Cuba and the other Caribbean islands should slow it down

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>>35080715
nothing is going to happen you loser

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>>35083142
this

>>35080778
>t. someone who has never experienced a cyclone/hurricane before

>>35080778
>t.fema camp silver pass holder

>>35084615
>blessed

>>35083280
I live in the same area, keep your gear ready and don't trust brown people.

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>>35083750
>mfw I live in a hilly area of the Midwest

People think the Midwest gets raped by tornadoes, but provided you don't live in any of the Great Plains states you can go your entire life without seeing one.

>>35084615
I don't know about y'all but 15 gallons is 15 gallons

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>>35083750
>tfw live in ND where ternaders are rare.
>tfw we have to sandbag the Red every spring so we don't lose half the city

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>>35080840
kek

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>>35083847
said an anon in Houston.

>>35080820
Free market yo. If you don't want to buy their horded gas they acquired legally at 50$ a gallon then you can wait in line 7 hours to get to a gas station pump and find out it's empty

>>35081264
Nigga, zephyrhills spring water is from Florida springs above Tampa. The porous stone filters that shit over time

>>35083017
mmmmm... radon

>>35083017
too bad you don't have any walls to protect you from the hurricane of refugees

>>35085512
>zephyrhills spring water
stuff taste like shit. hate that water

>tfw Ohio.
>Situated just right so nothing severe can form in the weather.
>Far enough away that economical weather shenanigans don't effect us.
>Population is pretty evenly spread across political compass.
>Area is mild woodland almost consistently.
Boring as fuck here. I kinda want to experience shtf like Florida or Texas (for a few days before I bitch out and flee)

>>35083833

that gun's fucking aesthetic, what is it?

>>35081192
>doesnt even have enough water to cook all that rice
You live in a dorm, don't you? That's the only way to explain your stupidity.

>>35083750
This. I've had one instance where a tornado even touched down without a mile of town.

>>35085743
*within

>>35080715
>live near tampa
>pretty high above sea level
>new house, so cinderblocks
>mfw its matthew all over again
>mfw i have no face

>>35085638
looks like a Molot Vepr Super in .308

>>35083833
REEEEE AVOCADO TOAST

>>35085583
I feel the same way about pure life. Not enough tasty fluoride

>>35080781
Why are you still living in Naples? Leave that pompous fucking boredom pit designed solely for old rich people and never return.

>>35084615
Who run barter town?

>>35080715
>anything
Address, guns, shooting related experiences, disposition of the house, number of people and animals present, neighbours, quality of sleep, vehicle type, color and number, localization of the phone, electricity and water lines, safes codes, please.

>>35083216
Yeah, in 1960 skycrapers, not in medieval fortified farms.

>>35081249
Tap water quality goes to shit during storm.

>>35088082
It hasn't hit yet. Anon brings up a good point saying that it would be wise to fill containers with water.

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>>35084752
>only plains states get raped
Don't tell that to Joplin, MO or Birmingham, AL

>people are actually trying to leave the state at this point

have fucking fun getting stuck in so much traffic that you'll probably be in your car when shit goes down

>>35080715
TFW live in Wyoming and the only major disaster is a volcano that will end the western hemisphere. No need to prep because it wont matter.

>>35080715
Do you think gay marriage had anything to do with this?

>>35088948
Being gay is the least degenerate thing Floridian get up to.

>>35088954
Living in Florida being the most degenerate thing Floridians do.

>>35081255
lol

>>35081312
TFW when I only have 8 gallons

>>35089048
>mfw I filled my suv up before class but only have three mags worth of ammo for my G26
I dun goof'd

tfw live 30 - 40 minutes away from st. augustine, therefore 30 - 40 minutes away from the coast

my dying wish is for you to all recognize
that we're all faggots.

>>35080715
Treasure coast here. I fully expect to die

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Post Irma loadouts

>>35080715
Why do you live in a place occasionally hit by deadly weather? Why not anywhere else so you don't die?

>>35089398
Better hope there's only 3 mags worth of looters out there

>>35089425
What you gon do? Basement? Cellar?.....humidor? Anything underground? Make it to local shelter? Or just chill out and not think about it and hope everything turns out okay?

>>35089446
>good beaches
>good gun laws
>good food
>good hispanic bitches everywhere
>good weather for tons of different outdoor activities at any time of year besides the couple hurricanes
its basically a better california if you stay outside bigger cities and away from the hillbilly shitholes where all the crazies live

>>35089446
Coastal cities are vital for trade, its inevitable that they grow into large economic centers with large populations.

>>35089419
noble

>>35089492
>florida
>anything underground
I've got some news for you anon

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>>35089446
Stay inside. Pic related on every window that isn't a hurricane window. I'm a 5 minute walk from the ocean though.

>>35080850
Except there has been hurricanes and storms in non-hurricane states too (see entire East coast). Also no one really expects a "once in a 500 year storm" when building a house there. All you're doing is being an insufferable faggot.

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>>35089456
Very true. My neighborhood is opposite of a kinda ghetto one but its cheap and close to campus. Hence why I feel a BHD Durant crash site siege otherwise.

>>35080778
While it doesn't hurt to prepare, that's pretty fucking greedy.

>>35089528
>>35089492
Meant to reply to you

>>35089502
>Hispanic bitches
Bro, There should be "dating a Hispanic bitch" property and health insurance. They either love you with ever molecule of their body and the sex is crazy. Or they hate you with such intensity that it's a wonder lights don't flicker out around them and the sex is scary crazy. And if you betray or they perceive that you betray them your going to incur some damage. I don't know what's scarier angry Latin gf or hurricane.

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>>35088718
>Hello darkness my old friend.

>>35089561
They're also extremely fun loving which is better than snooty white bitches

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Treasure coast anon here. This is where I will be watching my impending doom from.

>>35089507
Oh, so the shallow goal of personal wealth is responsible for keeping people tethered to a place that tries to kill them every couple seasons.

>>35089586
I mean
It's either this or your country has no trade

>>35089586
Communist scum

>>35080778
Are you one of those NYC faggots who doesn't even have a non-refrigerated pantry?

>>35089561
agreed, but non-cholos are pretty chill
>tfw mexican friends talk shit about illegals and actually like/voted for trump
>tfw they want me to take them hunting and fishing all the time
>tfw easy mexipussy at parties I go to with them

>>35089528
Godspeed and good luck. Your going to make that hurricane your bitch

>>35089561
>>35089576
Yeah that's all nice and cute. They're also the most materialistic cunts aside from Asian hoes. Cuban girls are fucking trash. Colombian chicks are cool as shit but you can't turn your back on them.

>>35089586
Well most places try to kill you every couple of seasons regardless.

How is shallow goal? Coastal trade happens on an international scale with an exchange of goods, technology, and knowledge. On a personal level it eases living costs and semi-comfortable environment, though some stay there because that's where they grew up.

>>35089586
>shallow goal of personal wealth
Give away all of your nonessentials or you're a hypocrite

>>35081264

>2017 and not having drinkable tap water.

Move out of the 3rd world.

>>35089446
You do understand everywhere gets hit by occasionally deadly weather, right?

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>tfw Sarasota
>tfw looking forward to hurricane because it means I won't have to see the gross ass smelly hippie sjw college kids around or hear about their awful parties

>>35089585
Palm city anon reporting in

Godspeed treasure coast guy

>>35089586
No, I mean we literally need coastal cities because we don't have rail lines that connect to our largest trade partners.

>>35089539
Im white I don't like living around white people. (They meddle with your prperty, want you to trim trees and shit) i lived with Hispanics and some white people most my life. They are much happier and throw great parties. They're very warm people. I live in a white neighborhood because if shit hits the fan here, I'm grimy white enough to deal with these suburban clowns. If I was in back in my old hood it would be rough.

I hope you're grimy enough if shit gets rough

>>35089624
>Thinking you want to actually fuck around with multiple mexican girls
Nah m8, it's there as a last resort. But if you can hook up with one that has mixed parents and well off then you're set.
Steer clear of the known rough ones and ask friends that know them to see if she's straight to get with

>>35089659
>implying sarasota townies >age50 aren't a bunch of rejects and meth head fuck ups

>>35089666
Palm city. Just a stones throw away from me in Stuart. I need to be your friend

>>35089541
being prepared would be to have gas on hand at the beginning of the storm season.

SC here, I was told there was a new open carry law for long arms. I cant find any information on it and likely will need to have my rifle if Irma pulls a Hugo.

Anyone know about this?

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Hey florida anons

No guns here,
About to go drive an hour in a school girl outfit to suck an anons dick so I can get a glock 26

Please wish me luck

>>35089630
You been dating the wrong girls. If you put you're material wealth out there on display its going to be like moths to bulb. I dated Mexican and Argentine girls. Didn't have to spend a dime if I didn't want. They were mostly warm and loving. I did spoil them on occasion. But it was never expected nor was it a grind. You need to find the right Latin girls.

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>Tfw IMT probably gonna get fucked

I hope all those rare guns don't get hurt

>>35089643
I damn near have. The only guns I have I hunt with so I can have moose all year. I don't have much besides stuff I use every day. And I keep it like that. The only nonessential stuff I own is sentimental.

>>35089781
this
plus their family will gladly accept you and cook big ass meals when you're over as long as you don't pick one with cholo family members

>>35089739
Lets get a beer at harpers sometime

>>35081264
U r stoopid

>>35089576
That's true too. They can really let loose where white girls are all reserved and scared. Gets annoying.

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>>35080715
REEE why can't we open carry long guns during an emergency??
Fuck this gay state.

>>35089825
What do you do for work?

>>35089841
I don't like their "letting loose" it's obnoxious

>>35089871
Full time student in Orlando, part time gunshop employee.

Parents live in PC.

You?

>>35089883
it's only obnoxious if you aren't letting loose with them
thats how you get known as "that white boy who can hang"

RICK SCOTT WILL NOT ALLOW US TO BUY FIREARMS OR AMMUNITION DURING THE STATE OF EMERGENCY

>>35089814
I know. I miss that. I don't have much family. When I'm single I spend holidays alone with nothing to even signify the holiday. But for two years I was with my Latin gf I was embedded.I was family. It was really nice. I still talk to them on occasion. Wish them happy holidays and birthdays.but those 2 years it was like I had a real family.

>>35089776
>sucking dick for a glock 26

its not worth it. But the fact that you own a schoolgirl outfit tells me that you're more interested in being a faggot than the gun

>>35089899
I'm not even white it's just annoying
If I have to hear their high octave shit for the rest of my life I'd kill my self.

It's awful. I just want a quiet life

>>35089909
>not already having plenty of both

>>35089781
>You need to find the right Latin girls
Yeah not wasting my time with that bullshit anymore. Nice you were luckier than I, congrats, but fuck that find the right one shit.

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>>35089923
He specifically requested it in another thread, I had to go out and get one from a uniform store

I just need to protect myself ok? I'd never do this of my own free will
I'm not even gay

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>>35089913
It's ok anon, you'll find those feelings again soon

>>35089883
Damn sucks to be you. Times going to run out someday and you're going to wish you'd been a little less stuck up.

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>>35089909
>Liberals: "Remember kids, nobody wants to take your guns, and literally anybody who disagrees with me is a tinfoil hatting retard"
>later
>some emergency happens
>they take your guns

every time

fuck all you people in this state who are buying bottled water.
I just bought a water filter and I'm gonna fill twenty gallons right from the tap.
I saw these dumbfucks waiting in a 100+ person line just to buy 2 gallons of water.

>>35089949
did you suck dick for the schoolgirl outfit too?

>its not gay bro I need it so I can suck more dick

>>35081312
I'm here at UF. I live on Campus.

>TFW this fucking uni won't let you own guns in the dorms.
>TFW this is the only bad thing about this place
>TFW one can CC just one street away
>TFW one can own a keep a firearm one street away
>TFW you're SHALL AF

Probably going to get a buddy to store it for me if I buy one. Apparently UFPD will store it for you...
>Trusting a firearm to a government in 1776+241

>>35089950
I'm not sad. It was good but it wasn't right. I had moments where I could feel what family feels like but it wasn't my family. They're good people and they accepted me and I accepted them but we're going different ways. You can live in your good memories and pine for those Times to come again but they won't. You have to strike out to find the good Times again and the sooner you start the sooner you'll be there. Thanks though.

>>35089989
>living on campus
faggot
>this is the only bad thing about this place
Don't forget the fucking bums on every corner with their handout or niggers committing armed robberies on campus.

>>35080865

That shit is going to get rekt...
PLZ
>GG Hurricane
then
GTFO

>>35089885
What gunshop. I build chemical feed systems, and go to irsc full time

Is sarasota fucked
How far West will the affects be felt

>>35089909
WHAT???!?!!!

>>35089929
I do. BUT I NEED MORE. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE PLENTY OF EITHER!

>>35089776
godspeed

>>35089909
>RICK SCOTT WILL NOT ALLOW US TO BUY FIREARMS OR AMMUNITION DURING THE STATE OF EMERGENCY
Sauce, please.

>>35090035
>Sophomore
>Don't have a car
At least I have my own room and don't have a cuck bathroom or live in the Trap House that is Rawlings.

>TFW I WANT TO MOVE TO GET MY 2A back

Well shit, how much do I need to adjust an AR15 sight to shoot a nigger in 150 mph crosswinds?

>>35090080
http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&Search_String=&URL=0800-0899/0870/Sections/0870.044.html

>>35090049
It's in Orlando.

I rode the river for my associates, have you taken prof Farley for any history classes? The guy is a good fucking teacher.

>>35090080
I don't think it's a thing....

https://www.nraila.org/articles/20150522/alert-governor-rick-scott-has-signed-the-mandatory-evacuation-bill-into-law

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>>35083686
HAHAHAHAHHA fucking wrecked!

>>35090094
Oh you have got to be shitting me

>>35090097
Nope, but I've had 2 great history professors so far. You hunkering down in palm city or Orlando?

>>35090081
>or live in the Trap House that is Rawlings.
haha true. the bus system is pretty decent though, can't remember the name, I never use it except when I would get drunk.

>>35090102
see
>>35090094

dumbass, They aren't gonna take away your guns that you process, They simply aren't going to allow you to buy anymore ammunition or firearms during the State of Emergency

>>35090127
They want to give the din du's a chance I guess.

>>35090127
Sorry.

I guess they don't want runs on gun shops I guess?

>>35090123
RTS.

What major are you f4m?

PS, Chik-Fil-A now offers Breakfast

Since this seems to be a /k/ollege thread

>>35090145
Food engineering. With a specific eye for long term shelf stable foods

>>35090118
Palm city, gotta help board up my parents and grandparents houses. I think we'll be ok. This hurricane is moving fast so I don't anticipate a lot of flooding, hopefully it'll have degraded by the time it reaches us so the winds don't wreck our shit.

What about you? Are you stocked up on food, ammo and water?

>>35090093
Just aim for their big fluorescent lips sighted to 50, will put you right on their shriveled black hearts

>>35081264
Fuck you pinellis. It's not our fault you cucks didn't conserve your water. Now the communist at swiftmud are stealing from us and our country is going to have the same problem and so on.

t. Pasco

>>35089767
>Open carry of a handgun is not allowed (long guns are allowed), but no permit is required to carry a loaded handgun in the console or glove compartment of a car.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_South_Carolina

someone said it was legal to cc without a license in fl during an emergence, that is true insofar as you can while evacuating
http://concealednation.org/2017/09/reminder-to-florida-residents-your-governor-signed-a-bill-allowing-concealed-carry-during-emergency-evacuations/

it is also normally legal to carry a loaded gun in your car in fl without a license as long as it isn't "readily accessible"
>Fl. Stat. s. 790.251(5) states "it is lawful and is not a violation of s. 790.01 for a person 18 years of age or older to possess a concealed firearm or other weapon for self-defense or other lawful purpose within the interior of a private conveyance, without a license, if the firearm or other weapon is securely encased or is otherwise not readily accessible for immediate use."

>>35089983
I can see your point. They get loud because that's how they defy all the quiet painful times that are form the bulk of their lives. Its a temporary contradiction of the normal tone of life. Its help them feel free even if it's a few fleeting moments. ....what's funny is most everybody thinks they've experienced very deeply painful moments. And they have, there is a happiest moment and saddest moment and those are the limits until something replaces it. And pain is subjective the same event for two people isn't going to hurt the same. Maybe one has better tools to cope. So nobody can say their pain is greater because everybody already has a limit set. And you don't know if you can feel greater pain, how would you perceive it without feeling it? until it happens you don't know how deep the pain tunnel goes.

What I'm getting at, if I made any sense, is that every body has been hurt to a maximum degree it may not be most they'll ever feel but it is right now. If you were to say to them "you haven't been through shit. x,y, and z happened to me You've never experienced that" they would argue that they've hurt just as much as you because they have they've reached a pain limit and you've reached a pain limit your pain is the worst you be ever felt and there pain is the worst they've felt and neither of you know if there is deeper pain or if you got hurt worse than them. until it happens you don't know. I pray you never find out.

>>35080743
>>35080715

I'm East of Federal Highway in Broward.. excepting our shit to be pushed in so I guess we'll head in land and stay with family. Got water, jerky, and the Walther ppk ready. But I got a problem maybe one of you guys can help with..

tampafag? this shit never hits here ever. Should i be worried about this?

>>35090179
Yea I usually buy food for the whole month anyway. I've got mountains of canned foods, a ton of leftover mres, enough water for 2 weeks. Few hundred rounds of 5.56, plus my cc, an extra mag, and a half a box of critical defense. The rest of my guns I'll just lock up for the duration. What about you

>>35089776
Glock 20 or higher don't sell yourself short you're worth more than that.


Seriously though if you start giving pieces of yourself away for not very much people are going to value you as such.

>>35090255
Negro I've never been to college. Nor will I ever go. That's just the scribblings of a beat up masoner.

>>35090312
i dunno, that makes for a pretty good origin story for that gun

>>35084615
desperate times call for desperate measures

>>35090145
>RTS.
Thats it!
Comm

>>35090354
Bruh fuck off. Why you throw shade

Where you at ill beat your ass

>>35080865
If there is a mandatory evacuation, you best try to stick around and defend your shit from the hordes of Lehigh spics and downtown niggers that are going to tear our little town apart

t. heavily armed Gateway resident

>>35080715
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Puerto anon here, make sure your homes are concrete and hunker down tightly. My shift ain't over until Jose also passes by. Don't forget to report any powerlines that are threatened by obstacles and trees. We've had a fire over by some town caused by a broken powerline which the transformer blew apart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WNKzm7NcsQ

So I just talked with a friend of mine in FL that does armed rentacop stuff. They're all being issued plate carriers and their patrol size just got bumped up to 3 people minimum.

>>35081519
>going back to NJ
The fuck? I would rather be homeless than live in a mansion in NJ.

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>>35080715
Omar is concerned if you are prepared.
Answer wisely.

>>35083304
You aren't. I want NYC to be wiped off of the face of the earth so my family finally has a reason to leave that shit area.

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>>35090656
depends where in NJ

>>35080715

Why dont you take your things and leave?

>>35081550
>>35083328
>trash gas station cigarillos
I hope anyone who actually smokes these dies

>>35089561
You know how I know you're a virgin?

NC fag here. Fuck y'all.
I just want one good hurricane in my life, but no. All the ones that hit are little pussy bitches that don't even knock the power out.

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>>35089445
Looters get out

>>35090726
They ain't smoking the tobacco, friend.

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>>35089989
>TFW this fucking uni won't let you own guns in the dorms.
How do they know if you have one?

>>35090915
Not that anon but iirc they do dorm room checks also they have RA's that are occasionally in their rooms.

>>35090418
Okay beat my ass.
You read I work as a masoner. All I do all day is lift brick and cement and shape stone with my hands that totally wouldn't give me crazy upper body and hand strength...oh wait it does. Even if you could make good on your promise You wouldn't like it.

>>35091201
Bitch I was marines fuck is your area code

>>35089456
Save the last round for yourself

>>35090094
>The intentional possession in a public place of a firearm by any person, except a duly authorized law enforcement official or person in military service acting in the official performance of her or his duty.

Oh what in the fuck

Why is nobody fucking saying this at all?

>>35089701
I don't live around hispanics.
>I hope you're grimy enough if shit gets rough
We shall see. I've lived in Florida since 2001, been through a few hurricanes but never some crazy shit like what people experience during Andrew or those in Texas with Harvey.

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>>35080865
It's weird seeing places I know and go to posted on /k/.

Stay safe, man. I don't know if you mean you're literally like in the River District or what, but there's a couple places at risk around here. Look up your evacuation zones, but unless it pulls a full Charley and doubles back I don't think we're getting evacuated.

>>35090882

>>35090882

very cool setup, but 22 is not reliable enough and that's not even counting the 22 drum mag, which makes it even less so.

>>35090716
You might want to replace part of the "executives" with "swampy bumblefuck".

>>35089776
Report back with picture of Glock and skirt.

Y'all niggas really think Tampa is a place to flee to?

>>35091849
it's looking better than miami right now, but i'm about an hour north and still kind of apprehensive.

>>35085971
Fuck you yankeenigger, avocados grow in south florida and August-September is the harvest season for them.

>>35090933
used to keep mine in the dorms back in the day. there are places the RAs won't look.

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>>35080715
If your a "prepper" are you actually prepared for this?

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THREE NIGGAS
THREE!!!

at hunter airfield in savannah. we are evacuating aircraft and most likely evacuating ourselves.

>>35091969
Im prepped for alot of things. Civil insurgency, terrorism, dindus, fires, most flooding, and I thought I was prepped for most hurricanes. This is not most hurricanes and this fucking thing is going to pick my entire house up and fuck it in the ass.

>>35092031
Man i'm happy i left St. Lucie, good luck to ya brotherman

>>35080715
JAXFAG here, shit is just a little wild in the stores and with gasoline. Same shit as always, nothing too crazy yet.

>>35091214
Wow you did a lot of push ups once. Im terrified. A marine would have the extra chromosome required to try and start physical fights over the internet. 907

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>>35091988
SPAGHETTI PLOTS JUST RELEASED
WE'RE ALL FUCKED BROS

Im in Broward county. Plantation area. If I dont die horrifically would any non-Florida fags be interested in post-hurricane adventure pics? Im going boots on the ground to go check up on people after the storm and I figured I coukd get some /k/ photos.

>>35091849
tampa just declared a state of emergency.

>>35092431
Alex no

I was rather suprised when I went into Publix today and people were running around crying there was no water but it looked like not a single case of beer had been taken. Grabbed 3 suitcases of Yuengling and bailed.

>>35090845
Dude, Hugo fucked our shit all up. That was in 1989.

>>35080715
>3 640rds 7.62x39 in sealed can
>500rds 223 sealed container
>500rds of 9 10mm 45acp sealed container
>300rds 7.62x54r
941fag

>>35089446
Literally everywhere in the US that isn't a fucking desert gets something.

>>35091357
If you buy non shit ammo, it is reliable. And a good broken in mag is also

>>35091969
*you're

>>35092120
>>35091214
Just rape each other already, jesus

>>35092581
Who the fuck is Alex

>>35081192
how did that possibly cost $100???

the jasmine rice is the only thing that should be a few bucks a bag, the canned stuff should be like 2 bucks, a dollar for others, cup o noodles is like fucking 40 cents

>>35089585
don't they say that you should drain your pool now, so when flooding starts at least some of the water goes into the big hole in the ground and buys you time or even possibly spares some house flooding?

you should do that. try it. might really help.

I've spent the last 2 days here in a Miami gun store dealing with almost two dozen people shocked to find out that without a CWP, they won't be getting a firearm until after the storm is over. Plenty of ammo sales, though.

>>35093684
i mean yeah it would hold off SOME water but your talking hundreds of thousands of gallons of water to displace.

it would be like pissing on a house fire. Technically you aren't hurting anything but you definitely aren't effective

>>35093708
do black lives matter tho?

>>35091988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T6go6EOuG4

igetit

>>35080865
Always sheller in place

>>35092630
Better to die than drink that swill.

>>35093709
Might as well. It'll need to be drained anyways after right?

>>35093927

>inb4 IPA drinker

>>35093968
Hell no sir. IPAs are devil shit.

>>35090882
Looters pls go

>>35089776

HOW DID THIS TURN OUT
SOMEONE UPDATE ME

>>35094104
At least we can agree on that. The Yuengling is just to keep the shakes away along with some whiskey chasers interspersed. If I'm drinking a beer to enjoy with dinner or something I'll grab a Cigar City Maduro, St. Bernardus ABT 12, Ancient City Brewing Matanzas River Red Ale, or Veterans United Scout Dog.

>>35094153
You may continue.

>>35091271
I wish I could give you advice if you need to so something morally questionable. Something that might redeem you or set your mind at ease but ive never learned to be comfortable with the "grimy" shit ive done. I nearly starved to death because I thought I didn't deserve to live over things ive done . I didn't kill or rape or beat or molest anybody. Rob?yes but I can more or less live with most of that. It's the way I used people. Good people. To further my means. That's all I want to say.

If you ever figure out how to live with yourself after coming to terms with your sins let me know.

>>35089776
Rip

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>>35094224
lol wtf...uh thanks anon?

>>35085620
The plague of construction you face is worst than anything thats gonna happen in florida

SE georgia here, how much of a dicking can i expect?

>>35083142
Electricity's cheap in France because of based Nuclear power, just blast the AC all day.

>>35090276
Yeah we've got a ton of canned food and gas now. If you're still up and need gas, the marathon station over the palm city bridge has some. Also I stockpiled a ton of 9mm ball and hp for my sub 2k and glock 19. As much as I wanted to bring my big expensive rifles from Orlando I just couldn't justify it.

>>35089781
Why do you keep calling them latin? They're Indian and black and maybe spanish mixed in too. My grandma was from France but I don't go around calling myself a Gaul.

>>35092969
New England and Pennsylvania don't

>>35095503
I'm in st Mary's and they are talking about serious flooding. My houses outcome isn't looking good considering I'm next to the river. I'm evacuating Saturday unless my work lets me off Friday but I doubt it. Manufacturing is a selfish mans game.

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>>35089585
For real Anon, those rope hammocks fucking suck, get a cloth one without a crossbar and look up how to lie on them properly, your back (and comfy-levels) will thank me.

>>35095748
Well good luck with the storm. Ill see you in the hurricane happening threads.

>hurricane removed every tree and shrub on Barbados
>idiots in miami like "hurr we been dun this befo, hurricane aint shit, i aint leavin"

>>35085491
>implying the free market is a good thing
captcha: avenue jewetta

>>35092342
kek
>>35094153
don't ever apologize for drinking yuengling. it is the hard working hero of the cheap beer world. i owe many good nights to my friends in pottsville.
>>35096202
st. marten is basically gone as well. heard them estimate 50% of the island is now homeless.

captcha: lemele cerveza

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All I got.. preparing to evacuate in Broward. Pray for me or something..

>>35090726
They're for pot you dumbass.