This guy blocks your path What do you do?

>>35075068
Laugh at him LOL.

>>35075068
Ask him if he's going to go butter some comically-oversized toast.

>>35075068
Probably walk around him because I'm clearly sleepwalking.

>>35075068
>shooped tat
pfft hahaha

does... does he have garbage bags instead of curtains?

>>35075068
Make love to him with that sword

>>35075068
Before he can swing that thing you just kick him. Or do it in civilized way and shoot him...

>>35075068
I unleash my bankai, which is a really nice smile and compliment him on his sword. Then I keep walking as he basks in the first positive human contact he's had in months.

Nothing personable, kid.

literally a garbage human.

>>35075068
Consider going to my Jeep and getting my long sword ( 20 years of full contact sparring ) or if I enter " too old for this shit " mode, shoot him with my carry

>>35075068
the meme formula is as follows:

*blocks your path*
what do, [insert board here]?

>>35075068
I don't know much about swords and history, do these fuckhuge thicc swords exist with legitimate purpose or is it purely a fantasy fiction weapon?

>>35075462
*tips fedora*

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>>35075068

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>>35075068
Cack my breeks.

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>>35075068
Give him some autism meds and contact the relevant authorities

>>35075465
Fantasy shit. They would be too heavy to be used effectively in combat.

>>35075068
I make a joke about his virginity and watch him collapse in tears

>>35075068
Teleport behind him and activate my bankai.

>>35075068
he cant fight properly because he can't use his big sword and his usable sword is in his left hand

>>35075068
I simply take some of that duck tape holding that trash bag over the window and reroute it over said dudes eyes. Take out my tiny swiss military pen knife and proceed to perforate him to dead status.

>>35075068

Cool cat tower, bro.

>>35077017
False. Crappy cat tower, it does not maximise vertical space for optimal catertainment.

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>>35075068
DEX>STR

>>35075068
> enraged enrique

Oh I am laffin

throw sticky magnet at his nuts and watch the show

>>35075068
Ask him if his sword cuts through rice paper.

>>35075068
>jin tattoo
I would kick his ass at Tekken, OP

>>35076198
drifters?

>>35075068
Why would i be in his moms basement? Her bedroom is upstairs

>>35079764
Not him, but it's Deep Dark Dungeon Masters