Meanwhile, on 23rd Century /k/...

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A E S T H E T I C


>>35068784

>>35068784
Well, if it's the first two seasons of Next Gen, we respond to every situation with a boring, condescending lecture on the universal nature of secular humanist values.

>>35068784
Redpill me on the batleth, /k/.

I have the chance to pick one up from a trader on Rigel, and I wanna use it for going onnaplanet in the Alpha Quadrant.

Greetings /k/

How do I obtain a disruptor? Theoretically, of course...

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>>35068859
+1

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>>35068927
Careful pal, do you want your Targ to be highest setting phasered?

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>>35068859

>>35068859
Way to go anon, you destroyed the thread.

>>35068878
Genuine Klingon examples are well-balanced, but counterfeits are all over the place and are unwieldy as fuck.

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>>35068784
>23rd Century

Hello, fuckboys!

>>35068859
Remember the early episode of TNG where the entire plot of an hourlong television program was that their computer got a virus and they had to reformat it? No, I'm not kidding:
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_(episode)

Does anyone need a weapon that can fucking disintegrate beings? Phaser control NOW!

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>ywn roam the nuclear wastes with your muscular waifu disintegrating muties and feasting on their entrails

why live

>>35068784

Fucking deer really lost its allure once those scientists gave them all sentience.

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>>35068878

>>35069103
Don't forget the repeat of the TOS script The Naked Time.

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>>35071993

The only thing I remember from Voyager is Seven of Nine.

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>>35072159
You don't remember when they fought a Borg tactical cube? Which is suppose to be the Borg equivalent to an actual warship.

>>35072159
>>35072181

Voyager was absolute dog shit.

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How did the Cardassians get their ass kicked by the Klingons? Klingons are fucking dumb as shit and Cardassians are actually smart as fuck.

It was the (((changelings))) with their infiltrators, wasn't it?

>>35072223
Spock's Brain.
Turnabout Intruder.
The Way to Eden.

>>35072270
Cardassians aren't as technologically advanced as the Federation or the Klingons.

>>35068878
>Redpill me on the batleth

ten types of gay in one object and a failed latex casting of a cunt superglued to your forehead

>>35072276
BRAIN AND BRAIN WHAT IS BRAIN

>>35072270
Because the Klingon's are one of the alpha quadrant big three, the other two being the romulans and the federation. Also don't underestimate how big an advantage cloaking devices give you.

>>35068859
>>35068859
>we respond to every situation with a boring, condescending lecture on the universal nature of secular humanist values


Hilariously compounded by might is right because secular humanists don't follow their own rules because they know they are bullshit.

>>35072325
>. Also don't underestimate how big an advantage cloaking devices give you.

Harry fucking potter in space

>still play the CCG regularly
>just got a booster box each of AU and Mirror Mirror
>no mirror Kirk
>but got Future Enterprise

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>>35072270
The spoonheads are shit.

>>35072290
>>35072325

Cardies fought the Federation to a standstill just previously in the border conflict, though the Feds are cucks and never go all out so that explains that I guess.

Cardies might not have the tech but they're easily the most /k/ empire in the quadrant

>>35072359

>everything is regulated by big Obsidian Order
>everyone is proles
>freedom is slavery

Nah.

>muh resistance
>muh mishmash of illicit arms
>muh small ships
>muh wearing whatever they want
>muh trained by Starfleet veterans who refused to be cucked by that (((peace))) treaty

The Maquis are the most /k/.

>>35072405
/k/lingons

>Bashir: Doesn't sound very honorable to me.
>Worf: In war, there is nothing more honorable than victory.

>>35072624

Except the catch-22 if you win too much and therefore die of old age.

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>>35072730
Klingons live pretty long, though.

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I'm beginning to regret my vote.

>>35072276
We dont speak of Season 3 of TOS, anon.

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>>35068784

Hey, /k/,

My gay Asian lover found some old revolver under a rock. What can you tell me about it.

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>>35075579
Did you really need to state the sexuality of your partner?

>>35075579
not naming it ohmy.jpg

>>35075608

That ain't that half of it, sugar. When we're home, he likes me to call him a little faggot. He runs and hides behind the furniture while I chase him with a cattle prod while screaming homophobic slurs at him. On the weekends we get really weird.

>>35075579
>>35075684
https://www.amazon.com/review/R3IKIXCIYNNWVD

>>35068859
>didn't skip the first 3 seasons

Welp, I hope you learned something anon.

>>35072342
>I don't know when things were published

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>>35075684
Sulu would chase you with a fencing sword shirtless. Bro do you even TOS.
>>35077246
>No Riker before the beard
Q disapproves this post.

>>35068859
Because Roddenbury believes that conflict isnt necessary to writing and that the post-scarcity crew should passively science and virtue-signal their way through the galaxy.

>>35077278
Q was shit

>>35072181
>the virgin Galaxy-class
>the chad D6 of Death

>>35077307
>virtue-signal
I don't think Star Trek is for you if that's your take away.

>>35077307
He got passed that with Andromeda

>>35068784
Just picked up a new Gravitron Manipulator. Now I can remove the Kebabians by launching them into space.
On another note, anyone have a timeframe for the Gen 25 Glock 2419 Phaser release?

>>35068878
Awkward, impractical terror weapon only good for scaring/disemboweling helpless pacifist wankers.

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>>35077348

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>>35075608
How else would we know he's gay?

>>35069568
What is this from?

>>35072270
strategic and tactical surprise, coupled with internal political instability.

the instability had been growing since they lost a border war with the federation and were forced off bajor, military defeats weaken military regimes.

and the klingon invasion occured as they were restructuring their government and came out of left field, nobody, including the klingons had figured on a invasion of cardassia until gowron/changeling impersonating gowron suggested it.

and tactically the klingons had numerous advantages over the cardassians, firstly they generally had a decisive numerical advantage at the point of contact, and cloaking enabled them to pick and chose engagements.

>>35072359
>Cardies fought the Federation to a standstill just previously in the border conflict, though the Feds are cucks and never go all out so that explains that I guess.

yeah the federation seem to have been treating that more as a border skirmish, than a actual war, O'brien was one of the only federation crew mentioned as having been a veteran of that war and if it had been a serious matter Picard would probably have seen action as well.

federation actually going to war seems to have been a entirely different matter of scale, both the klingons and the romulans both wished to avoid war with the federation, the klingons in the certainty that they would lose the romulans in the belief that victory would be expensive if not impossible to achieve

>>35068784
>Meanwhile, on 23rd Century /k/...

This gay thread is still up. Can I have my malformed latex vagina to stick on my head now?

>>35068784
Is it true that Star Trek weapons are even more OP than Warhammer 40k weapons?

>>35078199
One man with a 2260's Type II phaser and a few spares charge packs could hold off a pre-gun army.

At max setting they vaporize people.

>>35076878

Flagged review as inappropriate :^)

>>35073755
Fucking Prussianweeb.

>>35078269
I never really got into Star Trek. How fast can phasers fire anyways and how many shots can they get off at the various power levels before needing to be reloaded? It seems they also have a sort of shotgun setting along with phaser rifles that can vaporize literal tons of rock per shot.

>>35078368
As fast as you can pull the trigger seems the standard. Normal phasers fire coherent beams, while pulse models like some of the newer combat rifles fire a pulse.

>>35078368
Depends on the character(s) in question using them and the situation, generally hollywood reloading rules apply so as fast as you can 'aim' and infinite, at least until there's a need for a dramatic peak in the scene.

>>35068784
what a crap guard who came up with that shit?

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>>35078368
Wide beam. You can pretty much clear out a whole room with one shot.

>>35078521
2260s phasers had charge packs, 2360s and later had regenerative power cells that could keep one running almost forever.

>>35068784
I honestly for the life of me cannot fathom how that weapon is remotely useful or practical.

>>35078699
Spacenigs following spacenig lore.
Lore has it that the first bat leth was made using king spacenig's pubic hair.

>>35078642
>2360s and later had regenerative power cells that could keep one running almost forever.
Jesus Christ, what's the max continuous rate of fire those can achieve at the higher power settings? No wonder people in Star Trek are portrayed as just using pistols all the time.

>>35068817
That grip angle though

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>>35078699
>>35078735
There's also the theory that they standardized on it so duels weren't always lethal.

>>35078755
Well, rifles were used as needed, and were pretty common during Borg combat and the Dominion War.

>>35078699
it's not practical

it's a ceremonial weapon used for honor duels

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>>35077348

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>This is a standard issue, Cardassian phase-disruptor rifle. It has a four point seven megajoule power capacity, three millisecond recharge two beam settings. We captured a lot of them during the occupation. It's a good weapon, solid, simple. You can drag it through the mud and it'll still fire. Now this. (Federation phaser rifle.) This is an entirely different animal. Federation standard issue. It's a little less powerful, but it's got a more options. Sixteen beam settings. Fully autonomous recharge, multiple target acquisition, gyro stabilised, the works. It's a little more complicated, so it's not as good a field weapon. Too many things can go wrong with it.

>>35078699
I wonder wether they could have explained it with ancient klingons having both really shitty metallurgy and no wood on their planet.
>No wood for spears or clubs
>No good iron for swords
>Better shape pig iron or bronze into some weird shape to damage those super sturdy klingon bodies *somehow*

>>35078199
>can vaporize people
>rifle versions can destroy buildings
>can still be adjusted down to a stun setting that likely wouldn't kill a dog or other smaller than human animal (given that the lowest stun setting only left people dazed)
>can shoot whole rooms worth of people at once with both defocused cone/sweep patterns or multiple beams
>auto aim that can shoot targets 45 degrees off axis, maybe more
>fuck rate of fire, phasers are shown having a 100% duty cycle for cutting shit
>their only limit real is the battery pack
Only thing the phasers are lacking is an external power cable so that they can be run off external battery packs like what's depicted for the las guns in Warhammer 40k. The better question is how lucky are they that civilians are allowed to own shit like that in the future? The rifle version is easily a handheld WMD with the level of destruction it can cause.

>>35078915
It's a rifle meant for heavily trained personnel to have as a multi-tool.

The fact that the Federation beat the Cardassians shows it's not necessarily a bad mindset.

>>35079003
>subtext: civilian rifle ownership is as morally bad as nukes

heh

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>>35072159
Jerry Ryan kickstarted puberty in a lot of boys and a few women.

>>35079058
I honestly don't even think the Type III phaser could be compared to a rifle with the level of damage it can cause when you would be able to destroy something like an entire airport before needing to reload/recharge. It would be more comparable to a handheld JDAM launcher that directs all the explosive force away from the user.

>>35079120
For me it was Demi Moore in Striptease. But 7 of 9, dose titties tho.

Big boobies is childhood, a nice ass is adulthood.

>>35079027
that's like saying the usa beat afghanistan so the ar platform is better than the ak platform.

staggering amounts of irrelevance to the subject and gross oversimplification that ignores every other aspect of the conflict.

Takei said Sulu is straight and the new movies are dicks for trying to make him gay instead of adding new gay officers.

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>>35072159
You mean 36 of D?

>>35075612
kek

>>35079547
Sulu is gayer than dudes sucking dick. No star trek fan cares, me and Sulu think you're a faggot.

Get back to Facebook and shut the fuck up pleb.

>>35079489
>Reminder that Kira was the Mujaheddin in this scenario

>>35081359
Man, Takei must sure be some kinda pleb who doesn't understand Trek or Sulu, huh? Or maybe he's a homophobe, yeah, that must be it.

>>35077914
Chimpout 3

>>35078915
god still debating ar vs ak hundreds of years into the future... never ever changes does it ?

>>35078583
On Max Setting you can apparently destroy fucking everything, like the room you're in, the building, the city block or spaceship or whatever, ez

>>35077307
It's because he was literally high as a kite on painkillers, which is why he got cut out of the decision making for the films, and eventually S3 of TNG.

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This is the dumbest shit ever. God help Starfleet if the Romulans decide to take a ship before invading; they'd have the keys to the kingdom.

>>35078099
This, and the decision making is starkly different between the two: the Cardassians have a rigid command structure that loathes mission-type tactics. The Klingons, on the other hand, promote individual initiative to their detriment. With central command in disarray, they had no chance to respond effectively.

>>35078269
At max setting they can disintegrate mountains.

>>35079003
>>35079027
>>35079058
>>35079144
>>35082581

Apparently there's civilian-legal phasers. TNG Tech Manual talks about a Type I training model locked to the three stun settings, there's low-power particle phasers we see in civilian colonist hands, and so forth.

>>35079120
Fitting name. The 7th of my 9th ejaculate is where it really started to tingle.

That she was going to fuck Harry Kim's brains out, but he pussed out at the last second. He invited her there to get into her panties and she wasn't even aggressive, she was just dtf.

What a goddamn loser.

>>35083346
To be fair, last time he boinked an exotic girl he got an energy-based STD.

>>35083928
But that was the express purpose for him calling her up in the middle of the night.

>>35077490
>falling for the meme frequency
>not going to the firing range with your recreational phaser bank