cleaning out my hdd today, have some medieval memes.
>>35066682
Haha so funny
Oldie
Cringe, maybe funny..
>Hornady Party Hard Self Defence Ammunition
Tangentially /k/ related
>>35066682
the funniest thing about this is the uft8 encoding error
>>35067112
>urban outdoorsmen
made me chuckle audibly at work
>>35067097
>1....
>2.....
>3......
>4........
>5...........
>6..............
>RELOAD
>7....................
>8.............................
>I don't think the bullets are comming out!
>>35067097
how is this possible?
>>35068520
Cancer
>>35072075
IIRC done deliberately by the manufacturer to show how durable the gun is (i.e. it didn't blow up after all those shots in an obstructed barrel)
>>35068537
kek
>>35067112
>glow worms
AHAHAHAH!!!
>>35066682
>>35067097
It's just for a test anons, nothing to worry about.
>>35067112
>glow worms
>urban outdoorsmen
>CC (Cancel Christmas)
>>35067112
>muh
>messed up heart
Top kek
>>35067139
>honestly didnt have much of a torso left
I'll never not kek at that
>>35067097
this is why we can't have nice things
stand aside while i drop my meme collection
the story of anons vs soccermoms
the /k/arrier
i probably have some more greentexts but i'm too lazy to find them
>>35067087
oh.......... that hit the spot
>>35073569
>>35076147
This is depressing.
>>35076988
>>35076996
>>35066692
Recent
>>35076669
oh shit its gun jesus Ian
>>35077011
this seems /b/ tier
>>35076659
a weird amount of people who know russian in the states here...
fake and gay
would be hilarious if true tho
>>35076988
I would pay a considerable amount of money to see this.
>>35077745
>a weird amount of people who know russian in the states here...
It's not weird really, Russians are one of the largest immigration groups for the US. iirc, they're second only to Mexicans, and like most immigrants, they tend to group together which makes it seem like there's more. Plus keep in mind that a lot of non-russian soviet countries had large ethnic russian populations. pic related
>>35077745
>>35080565
This. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, there were a LOT of skilled professionals who moved their families here after the paychecks stopped coming in.
>>35076095
I've been looking for this. Thanks.
/r/ the medieval illuminations of guys getting their asses beat by rabbits.
>>35067112
Saved for future keks
does anyone have the video of the black solider shooting the gun with the stock on his cheek
>>35076149
"I'm a minority with no sense of private ownership and must survive off of government handouts"
Doesn't have the same ring to it
>>35082873
>Says the guy who wants to fuck them over more
Does anybody have the Mozambicans drill and the dajboty shoot one with all the different ones everyone came up with
>>35076137
>>35067352
>sir my weapon is jammed
>sent it to the technicians
>>35077232
wrong, im reading a clip :^)
>>35077739
I think it came from /pol/
>>35077194
Does anyone have the other green texts of potato guns?
Anyone got "Anon boards Indian battleship"?
>>35067087
>m.jpg
Fresh off the press
>>35076113
Sounds like an origin story for Dr.Bees
>>35067097
How do you even do that?
>>35085787
Stress testing the gun so they could take a picture and brag about how strong the frame is.
Which would then explain why they reloaded.
>>35075788
>stick grenades
>nazi dubs
>>35084338
No,that's a magazine
<this is a clip
>>35086003
Fuck,not you, >>35084338
but >>35084253
Does anyone have the greentext with the Australian SF and they buy saw them coming out of a chopper, one dude was only wearing shorts or some shit? Cheers in advance, may the ATF not see your dog
>>35085342
Very real
>>35067352
I refuse to believe that this isn't actually a hard drive.
>>35076137
>>35076143
>>35076147
>>35076149
>>35076151
Neither /k/ nor funny, please don't be that guy anon-kun
>>35076095
I did a similar thing when I left my first job. I hid maoams around the building, some glued to the undersides of tables, some inside pc cases and some glued to the bottoms of shelves.
The best one was when I went back in there almost 6 months later to buy some beer and food for work the next day, saw a friend who worked there with a massive wound and stitches up hid forhead. Turns out he tripped and smacked his head on the stairs. He smiled about it though after he said that the first aider was shocked to find the layer of maoams over all of the medical stuff in the first aid box. They waited for the ambulance to arrive eating maoams
>>35067352
Can you play Betamaxes on that thing?
/r/ing "I will be witnessed" pic
>>35085376
I introduced a guy to stalker, and he said that it made him start smoking again while he played. Is there really any better accolade than that?
>>35086355
it's german stellar sorcery
>>35067112
>Pharmaceutically gifted
>>35076151
>>35076149
>>35076147
>>35076143
>>35076137
>>>/pol/
>>35076659
We need more "/k/ommando vs SJW" stories. Preferably ones where the SJW tries to attack the anon or attempt to get them arrested, and fails horribly.
>>35077004
>has never seen camo before in his life
>>35086765
That's the way she goes boys.
>>35085362
>>35085775
>that webm with police officer surrounded by dindus going full doom
>>35087125
Man, this is a fucking ancient ass meme and it was never that funny to begin with. Just go look around on the archives, they used to end up regurgitated all the time with entire threads for them.
Gimme HFY content any day.
>>35076988
Currently my phone background.
>>35089573
My god. That link is a goldmine. Thanks annon
>>35091483
Oh god this can't be real
>>35091567
>Gaze upon the truth and despair
>>35067087
>>35091549
*Ksht* "Pull, over." *Ksht*
>>35067087
>posts from 2014 are now oldies
>I had already been on 4chan for three years at that point
where did all the days go?
>>35091712
>2014
Fuck, I remember being in that thread. Was it really 3 years ago?
>>35076095
Can't bleed out of all the blood flows to your dick.
>>35091567
>Posted by "Moms against Everything"
>Thumbnail says "Moms against Everything - Nonsense in America"
I'm confused too anon, seems unclear
>>35086985
hasn't summer already ended?
>>35076149
So does that mean the normal Gadsden is "Ching chong wing wong get away from my shop"?
>>35076646
As a 12b Im appalled that anyone let this slide as anything but false.
>handeling a mine that could have anti handeling devices.
>throwing it off the road instead of biping which every 12b wants to do because fuck calling eod.
>all the rest of the story
reality is stranger than fiction but this is just dumb
>>35067112
>trans-occipital implants
>>35067112
Work at a hospital. Using these.
anyone have the comic version of pic related?
>>35091695
>>35096879
Absolute madman designer coming through.
"Georgy Shpagin, designer of the famous PPSh-41 submachine gun, and co-designer of the 12.7mm DShK heavy machine gun, also developed a rifle for the trials before the end of the war. His weapon was an attempt to directly translate the PPSh-41’s design into an intermediate assault rifle, and was unsuccessful. The weapon’s unlocked, straight blowback breech resulted in a very heavy moving mass, and very violent action that spoiled the weapon’s controllability. After only 315 rounds fired, the Shpagin assault rifle was dropped from the competition. However, his design led to a mandate that all further Russian assault rifle designs trialed must be have some kind of breech locking mechanism."
>tfw you fuck up your design so bad that the trial rules have to be changed to accommodate for your insanity
>>35066697
under rated
>>35096879
>Bounces at least 4 feet and lands exactly on the back of the slide each step
>>35076659
You fucked me up anon. I had to explain to my math teacher why the spreadsheet I was looking at was making me laugh.
>>35097111
Worked in true lies
>>35096879
>>35097330
Yeah, with a full-auto, open bolt Mac-10. It was exaggerated, but not unlikely.
>>35073579
I need to know who makes both of those shotguns asap
>>35097539
>He doesn't immediately recognize them
Lurk moar
>>35082340
>>35097830
That's why we prefer Lloyd.
>>35096194
>>35091598
>>35098124
Thank you, I thought I had it saved a long time ago and had been looking for online for some time now.
Thank you for sharing it.
>>35067112
>no longer playing records
Every time.
>>35067112
>endotracheal intubation
>PVC challenge
I'd hate to see what the "Pump challenge" is. Then again we already know.
>>35091712
>people who've been on here since 2011 are considered '"oldfags" now
Wow
>>35098055
is this why people are afraid of recoil?
>>35067097
Not exactly the same thing, but I shot my dad's pistol a long time ago, I pulled the trigger, click, I pulled it again, click, I pulled it a third time bang. I thought It was kind of weird. I remember later his dad was shooting and he kept swearing and pulling out misfires. So I literally kept pulling the trigger till it shot. Felt pretty dumb
>>35086985
Pretty sure that was anti/pol/
>>35068880
Hahahagahaga
>>35089710
Are you me?
>>35091712
>>35098742
Admittedly some people here were like 16 when they were shitposting on /k/ back in 2011 and 2014. I know I was 2014.
>>35099608
>16 in 2014
>you are now 19
>you consider this "old"
jesus christ
>>35099617
americans think 19 is old because they have no healthcare so most of them die before 25 of dysentery
>>35067112
it's a wonder that anyone in the US survives any medical emergency. I am yet to meet an american paramedic, doctor, or nurse that isn't a total shitheel with no regard for human life
>>35099682
I doubt you see humans on a day to day basis.
>>35099669
>>35099682
Is somebody paying you to do this? Fuck off, (you) ameriboo eurocuck.
>>35099617
I didn't mean that they're old numbnuts. I mean that we've had people here at a young age for a while.
>>35099669
Let me guess, you're butthurt you have to wait several months instead of several minutes to see a doctor.
>>35099701
No.
If he got paid he would need other people to buy his healthcare.
>>35099701
Wouldn't Ameriboo mean liking America? This guy seems like he came fresh off /bant/.
>>35099724
>wouldn't
>>35097539
not one image posted in this thread is even close to funny. why are american gun nerds literally the only group on the planet less funny than female comedians?
^^^^
You're really committed to this hating on America thing. Not even gonna give you a (you) this time, so stop shilling in a humor thread.
Kek this one was from a fun thread.
>>35076113
This may have happened, but the obvious embellishment ruins it.
>>35076988
>not "but frankly he didn't "
>>35099966
>Ha, ha ha....
Also, nice digits
>>35099966
>digits
Damn Lafayette people trying their absolute hardest to steal Knob Creek's business.
>>35077588
Can anyone read the dunerunes on the flag?
>>35091712
2006 my friend. This place is the longest relationship Ive ever had.
>>35091598
I actually have a similar story to this
>be 17
>got into reenacting year prior
>grandpa was SS so i did SS
>riding with 3 of my squadmates in a Kubelwagen
>headed to a small dinner in town
>smaller town, open carry is legal so of course we shouldered our weapons when we'd get out
>all of us spoke fluent German (Father was from Germany, learned the language as a kid)
>at an intersection we saw two US reenactors in a Jeep
>talked to them for a bit, said they were getting gas then headed to the same dinner
>tell them once they get there to just play along with us
>they nod and drive off
>few minutes later, arrive at dinner
>no sign saying guns arent allowed
>only a couple other cars there
>decide to fuck with the dinner a bit
>all four of us walk in, weapons shouldered
>4 autists, 2 with K98s, 1 with an MP-40 and a Hi Power, one with a Gewehr 43, all wearing M42s, full combat gear
>"Guten Morgen, verkaufst du hier koscheres Essen?"
no reply
>"Was ist das? Eine Art Partisanenversteck?"
Um? I'm sorry?
>continue speaking in german until we saw the 2 US Reenactors walk in
>immediately draw weapons
>"STOP, AMERIKANISCHE SCHWEINE!"
>both men put their hands up
Try faking broken english and german accent
>"Take your wallets out! NOW"
>they take wallets out, force them to pay for our food to go
>order some for them too
>hold them at gunpoint in the dinner the entire time
>get out food and leave
>"Danke"
>wak out and repay them for our food
>drive off to another parking lot and all eat together
War is Hell boys
>>35099966
>dude rents out .454 AND .460
Christ, why can't my city have something like that? I'd wager this city has more gun ranges than most states but I can't find a single one that will rent out .45 XLC and XXLC.
>>35099966
I've been to that place. It's a heap.
They charge 45 dollars for 50 rounds of blazer 9mm.
>not trying to make money
>>35067352
What am I looking at here?
>>35098055
His expression indicates that he is clearly aware that something just isn't right with this procedure, but he can't quite figure out what that might be.
>>35101496
There is no way that's a profitable business model. Cheap 9mm can be had just about anywhere.
>>35101797
It's the action of a HK G11
>>35067352
>A device has been detected in the magazine well. Would you like to load the device?
>[ YES ] NO
>Loading magazine.gat. . . . .
>magazine.gat has loaded.
>[ FIRE ] AMMO UNLOAD DISCONNECT WEPNCHECK
>>35077194
Poor crow. Corvids are the bro-est of bro-tier birbs.
>>35085775
I'm the proud father of that
>>35101797
Kraut space magic
>>35101513
Someday I want to make this greentext a reality.
>>35067352
>>35100440
That is fucking awesome
>>35101820
They do it cause it's in the ghetto and nigs don't know any better
>>35066682
Capped this in a "how are you doing /k/?" thread.
I don't why the anon did this to the poor rifle
more medieval memes from my hdd
>>35066682
>>35101513
A nice dream but
>mounting high powered BB gun on drone
>having paint bombs on drone
>calling police on lawfully piloting drone operators that had their drone illegally destroyed and themselves and their property vandalized
>>35103852
hey man I just love my rifle and I had upotte on my mind
>>35104006
>He wasn't joking
DEGENERATE 2BH
>>35066682
>>35104030
Using your imagination is a weird thing man
>>35077004
Hey it's my OC
>>35104145
I thought I was the only one in this thread.Hope you like this.
>>35066682
>>35066682
>TFW a B-17 was lost in new guinea when a Kangaroo jumped in front of it causing the plane to slam on the brakes, flip over, erupt in flames and explode from the Bombs it was carrying killing All aboard
Fucking kangaroos
>>35091712
>tfw ive been here 11 yrs
>>35091735
Fuck I've been looking for this since it was posted
>>35104336
proof
https://pacificwrecks.com/aircraft/b-17/41-9209/obituary-mccullar.html
https://books.google.com/books?id=vVhIAgAAQBAJ&pg=PA36&lpg=PA36&dq=B-17+crash+kangaroo&source=bl&ots=E-4iRt9_6K&sig=WGhe1wSRiKyAsuW4_k04LM3EnX0&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjzoZT38JTWAhUHw4MKHWv1CRsQ6AEIRDAI#v=onepage&q=B-17%20crash%20kangaroo&f=false
>>35104341
Same here plus a bit.
Just remember: you're here forever
Is there a navy seal pasta version of these medieval tapestries?
>>35067352
Gentlemen, this is what you get when you try to develop the next big thing in weapon design, but you try too hard. The G11 was clearly produced by someone who had been trying to leave his mark and was determined to make the most unique gun of them all. He didn't give a shir about having to fix this rifle in the field, or reproducing on a massive scale. He just wanted to show Greta that the world would recognize his superiority despite the fact that his shnitzel was a subpar 3inches.
>>35100063
>Dune runes
hhheheheehhehe
>>35066682
i made this
Anybody got that picture comparing /k/ day vs night? Pretty sure it was a Willis comic.
>>35091712
Been here since before Snacks left. I think this was...04? There weren't many boards then. Invasions were still fun.
I miss those days.
>>35100063
ألمان is "alman"
I think they were going for ألمانيا or "almania" which is Germany to them.
t. a fag who learned the dune runes while deployed in 2006-7
>>35105582
>t. a fag who learned the dune runes while deployed in 2006-7
You're saying that as if it were a bad thing. Most soldiers simply jerked off in the barracks or smoke their lungs out. You learned a new alphabet.
>>35085342
Man, I always forget how well in shape Steve is, absolutely amazing looking
>>35104169
Can confirm that Kiowas are for cowboy redneck shenanigans.
>>35104025
God these are fucking amazing. Poor canine though.
>>35099697
anon you owe me new sides. also where could a gentleman with taste acquire such a fine piece of art
>>35104072
Too white for this shit.
>>35099669
O b s e s e s s e d
>>35099793
Oh I have a full thread screenshot of that if anyone wants it?
>>35099760
What the fuck happened here?
>>35067097
I mean if the shooter could find a new barrel he could have it rebarreled.....
Where's the picture of Boba fett thinking about fucking the gau-8?
>>35104990
this made me chortle
>>35109884
what's wrong with this? i recently had to use paracord to rig my accelerator cable to my carburetor so i could drive my car for the week it took to get the new line
>>35109884
Will is a fag
t. will
>>35066682
hehe
>>35076652
>Fucking chad
>>35103987
In quite a few states it's both illegal to disrupt hunting during hunting season and use drones in the presence of game during hunting season
>>35085814
>14
BRUH
>>35102272
Gaaaahaahahaa. This nigger needs to get in the group chat so I can buy him a beer!
>>35110523
I just went six to midnight
>>35067112
Lost it at glow worms
>>35085342
>nice
>>35099744
>>35103852
I heard this is a REAL thing...
>>35115774
His AO, his rules.
>>35115774
No Smashmouth? Ghastly
>>35115774
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from her telling me to get a job. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck do I need a job? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe our country is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want socialism to be around and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now
>>35084421
>>35100440
The true /k/ experience
>>35068880
First thing here to make me laugh irl
anyone got that image of a manga character wearing quad nightvision? i cant seem to find it.
>>35116493
>>35076137
I want to fuck the girls Horsey draws.
>>35116564
not that one
>>35116493
This what you're looking for?
Yukari a cute and is also my wife
>>35117543
Yes, thank you
I wasn't sure if it was Yukari, I haven't seen the pic in a while. Yukari a very cute
>>35099682
Do their job for a couple month, and you will see how this kind of humour is needed.
>>35067352
>when you have to send a gun to Glasshütte for repairs.
>>35066697
prime
>>35102272
>>35115774
>CPT, in commanding
What did he mean by this?
>>35118892
Captain
Infantry
Commanding
Learn to memorandum you civilian scum
>>35099842
didn't need to feel that feel
>>35099966
Don's Guns. What a hole.
>You don't need sights for that gun!
>>35092450
hey that's 22+4chan
>>35097830
Praise Lloyd
Does anyone have the post of all the different name that k came up with for the Mozambic drill like the jabotty shooty. Been looking for it for a while now
>>35099966
>Hi-powered riffle
>Black power guns
the typos make it even better
>>35091712
>tfw user since 2011
I still feel like a newfag though, I was a newgrounds and ytmnd kiddie in the head days of 2007
>>35096937
Imagine if it had worked and won the trials. Imagine that goofy ass rifle had become the face of drug dealers, terrorists, african militias, and oppressive regimes all over the world. The ASh-44 becoming the most well known and mass produced weapon in the world. Looking like that.
>>35106876
Grant us this mighty boon o lord
>>35110533
This screencap is the first thing I ever saw on /k/ good fucking times
>>35100214
>This place is the longest relationship Ive ever had.
... I've never thought about it that way. Now I'll never see it any other way.
I've been here for ten fucking years.
Jesus Christ.
>>35076192
Fuck your image I heard it.
DLET THIS THREAD
>>35076664
always a great read
>>35077180
>P.S. Do try to drop one on the krauts, for old time's sake
kek
>>35109747
This would make for a great comedy show in the same vein of MASH or something like that.
>>35107305
look at the barrel
>>35127919
https://www.gunpartscorp.com/products/1405020
You have fucking autism. The barrel is trashed I fucking see that asshat. You can buy a new barrel and replaced the bulged ruined one.
>>35085342
I mean Steve is hot but don't fuck with my boy Reviewbrah
>>35129904
How do you suppose you replace the barrel when it's integrated into the frame?
>>35130703
You do realize that the barrel and extractor rod housing are removable. The barrel and extractor rod housing are one piece but when unscrewed (counter clockwise) with the cam arm and cylinder removed the barrel can be removed. I've seen it done and did it on a Python for a customer.
>>35131412
Ha as if the English had access to kitchen knives
>>35067112
>Coo coo for cocoa puffs
>>35067352
>>35105018
>terrified off-brand Wilhelm scream