Been working my ass off for an MBA. Graduate this fall. Autism has been present for most of my life decisions. Looking to start fresh. What's the most operator job I could get? Not wanting to end up as cubicle gremlin.
>>35057818
Zero. An MBA doesn't net you a high speed job, dopey. Shoulda joined the military.
>>35057818
You go be an accountant or middle management, aim for the board room if you think you can. Then go spend your weekends at the range and paying a muh-reen to teach you some rudimentary operator operations
>>35057874
That's been the current plan. Net finance/marketing position, acquire FFL, use job position to fund personal armory.
>>35057818
>work your ass off
>Debbie wants you to work on another board meeting
>get burn out
>shoot Debbie
>realize you're fucked anyway
>shoot the whole place up
>SWAT is coming
>Take an hostage
>Kill yourself after 5 hours of shitty negociation
>fuck Debbie
That's as operator you'll ever be.
>>35057818
You could join the IRS as a special agent. They have a criminal division that works in tangent with DEA, ICE, FBI, etc. You'd get to carry and do federal agency things.
>>35057818
How old are you and what is your current level of physical fitness? If you want to operate, you have to join the military. You can go from being a couch potato to being able to meet the minimum standards for most, if not all SOF physical fitness tests in about a year.
>>35059012
>shoot debbie
>fuck debbie
that's exactly the right order
>>35059012
Explain picture
>>35057818
Treasury Agent, FBI financial crimes, just joining the army or reserves?
>>35057818
Yeah, FBI is actually a viable career path for you. Fun fact: While J. Edgar was Director, FBI agents had to either have a law degree or a CPA. If you want to know how Al Capone got nabbed on tax evasion, that's it.
>>35061156
Fucking nerds.
>>35061064
These places called "video stores" used to exist which were places you'd go to rent physical copies of movies to watch, then return when you were finished with them. Some notable stores were Blockbuster, Hollywood Video, and Poon Planet.
>>35061156
>FBI agents had to either have a law degree or a CPA
That's pretty bad ass. Memes aside, recruiting from fields of study that are difficult gets you a more intelligent force. Whether or not that's worth more than some guy doing STEM shit in a lab somewhere is debatable though.
>>35061156
>>35061285
>FBI agents had to either have a law degree or a CPA
also the prerequisites to be in the Crimson Guard
>>35061175
That's Mr. Nerd to you Henderson.
>>35061316
I think Larry Hama got the idea from J. Edgar Hoover.
>>35057818
apply for a job with the Trump Corporation!
>>35059012
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THAT PICTURE MY BRAIN IS SO CONFUSED