Animals in warfare

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Why didn't we just choose the T-Rex? Its American, its majestic, and it doesn't sound as wimpy as some dumb monochromatic fish eagle.

Every Bald Eagle sounds like it was punched in the crotch and is trying to catch its breath.

>>35048414
>monochromatic
>brown and white

>>35048414
>not happy with an ultra violent death bird
>wants to replace it with a glorified buzzard

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>>35048805
>death bird
>ultra violent

Are you confusing the bald eagle with another animal?

>>35048815
>>35048399

We will have an eagle battle royal, guys...

USA
Mexico (brings a snake to the fight, can also drop a cactus))
Russia (two-headed)
Germany
Austria (has weapons)
Poland
Albania (two-headed)
Montenegro (two-headed)
Egypt
Indonesia


did i forget some?

>>35049000
Mozambique

>>35048815
Golden eagles and Harpies are cooler but the baldy is still cooler than a turkey. Really wish it had a better name

>>35048399
>tfw Canadians riding moose into combat like old-fashioned cavalry
>tamed moose hooks its antlers under a jeep and flips it while the man astride it fires a rifle into the driver's side window
>man and moose ride off into the distance to fuck more shit up

>>35049000
Philippines

>>35049000
The old Roman Empire back from the dead

>>35049184
Polar bears, grizzly bears, wolves, wolverines, and worst of all, beaver engineers.

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>>35049220

Then they win the bird fight.
Philippines eagles are fucking beasts.

A rooster.

Scotland has a unicorn. rest of the world BTFO

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Norway will prevail.

>>35050166
gaaaay

>>35048815
A bald eagle nest blew down near Brainerd Minnesota a few years ago, there was 21 dog collars in the remains of the nest.

One belonged to my uncle's missing beagle.

>>35050333
>beagle
>fierce prey

>>35050166
And? Wales and Bhutan have dragons, anon.

>>35048414
Why does this reptile have fur?

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Brazil chose the wrong animal. Jaguar's are pussies.

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India has a chance

China chose a Panda, those dumb fucks.

>>35050612
(you)

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>>35048399
O canada...

>>35048414
>dinosaurs
if we're going for fantasy animals why not a dragon?

>>35050759
>implying dragons weren't real

Learn some real history, liberal cuck.

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Argentinian "Hornero"(oven maker)

*build our bunkers*

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>>35050166
>>35050439
As if dragons have shit on a unicorn horn laser

>>35050780
Dragons were fucked interpretations of dinosaur bones created by people who couldn't read/write.

>>35050757
Didn't a beaver kill a guy?

Here we go: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/

>>35050789
Hey becky.......

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>>35050789
>Argentina, haven for Nazis looking to rebuild
>national bird is called the "Over Maker".

>>35050645
That poor black man.

>Australia literally using kangaroos
>China using dragons and pandas
>Czech Republic using lions with not only one, but two tails
>Turkey using wolves instead of dogs
>France sending in roosters
only ones i can remember without looking it up but it already sounds like a clusterfuck.

>>35050910
ben ur a hoe

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>>35050928
Kek

>>35048414
Because T. rex was discovered more than a hundred years after we decided on the eagle.

>>35050867
B-but what were the dinosaur bones interpretations of?

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>>35048399
Oi Mate. I heard you were talking shit about me.
>Australia wins by default.

Doesn't a T Rex get tired from holding his body up constantly? It's lower back must kill.

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>>35048399
HANDBALL PLEASE SEND ELPHANTS
T. ANTIOKEK

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>>35049000
USA dropping Arrows and olive branches.

Also, every American Bald Eagle carries a gun.

>>35050666
A panda would fuck up a tiger.

>>35049922
>weaponized beavers

Oh god yes please

>>35048399
Combat rooster vs royal eagle vs lion vs Bull vs wolf.

Of course England ruled the Old World.

>>35052056
Tails serve as counterbalance.

>>35052056
dinosaurs actually all died from lower back issues.

well, wales will be laughing.
scotland, not so much.

>>35050645
>uma delícia