/k/ek thread
>>35047507
can confirm, i was born with crosshairs in my eyes
:DDDDDDDDD
>>35048162
Reminds me of a story my granddad told me of being in the navy off Vietnam.
>be him, on amphib carrier
>be in EW, just chilling
>suddenly, radar lock warning
>by sound, that's definitely a conical-scan (=fire control) radar
>ohshit.mpeg
>Conn, Radio, hostile fire control lock! Requesting permission to fire countermeasures!
>Denied. That's a friendly ship!
Turned out one of the escorting destroyers was using them to calibrate its radars. Nobody bothered to tell EW about it.
>>35047517
What a courteous bear. Black bears are bros
>>35048162
The russians can't tell the difference between a ranging laser or a laser designator for a missile. So yeah... Not the smartest move.
>ywn defend Constantinople from hordes of kebab by hosing them down with Medieval napalm
>feelsbadman
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>>35048453
That never fails to make me chuckle.
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>>35048550
Thought I had more greentexts than that. I'm done.
>>35047517
Guess they both got scared shitless.
>>35048522
kek'd hard at filename