HK Gray Room

>>35043053
Get naked and go for the G11. Is there another option possible?

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>>35043053
Get the MGL and play "open the door"

>>35043053
Jack off into the G11 and all over the trigger mechanism.

>>35043053
Grab a Mark 23, XM8, and PSG-1 and sprint out the door.

>>35043053
PSG-1, mp5-sd, g63 select fire

>>35043064
FPBP

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>>35043080

>>35043064
>PSG-1
>SLSD9
>MP7

I wouldn't be able to choose from those and the G11

>>35043053

Find the largest caliber gin and shipped the barrel up my anus.

With any luck they'll show up just as inI'm blowing my load all over the desk.

>>35043100

*gun
*barrel
*anus

Fuck phone posting

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>>35043108
saved for pornhub?

>>35043053
Pick up the conference phone and call my own cell phone, so that I know the Gray Room's phone number.

Then over the next few years, embark on a remote terroristic prank calling spree interrupting all their important business meetings, with my sole ransom demand being that they release a civvy MP7.

Grab the P11, go find some water, wait underwater.

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>>35043053
Curse the fact that none of them have slings, then grab the G3, HK33, P7 and USP P8 if they have one and run away.

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>>35043663

I politely wait for the HK staff to return, because I'm not a nigger and I don't steal.

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>>35043053
I remember seeing this when I was younger and became a Glock fag and I've gone full circle back to HK and this pic gives me the feels

I'll take a G11 and USP 9 Tactical

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>>35043053
Kegel a whole G11 and act like nothing happened.

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>>35043053
I'm glad most the people here chose the G11. Maybe one day in the future when caseless is the new thing, we can get a Gucci MLOK G11 or some shit


this post won't age well I bet. heres a pic so people know what time I'm living in

Rip my shirt into a ribbon and run that bitch through every trigger guard and carry handle I can in the remaining 4 minutes. Hell I've used a pair of pants and a belt as an impromtu sling bag before.

And why the fuck are you guys trying to grab the most generic shit you can think of? There are prototypes in there

>>35043053

The target P9S, the VP70, and the XM8 pistol.

>can't feed the G11.

briefcase the g11
it'll fit

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>>35045138
>can't feed the G11

y-you shut the fuck up..

>>35043069
takes 13m for the round to be able to explode

>>35043080

seconded

>>35045138
Not with that attitude you can't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6JWCEmCgD8