Now that Harvey's gone, it seems many in Texas may go without

Defend gasoline with tight ass

>>35036361
>raiders come to take guzzoline
>offer token resistance, showing off your shapely rear
>they easily over power you
>"oh no, big strong marauders don't do anything meeeean to me..."
>they rape your tight boipucci
>little do they know, it's not rape if you ahegao
>too busy posting "traps aren't gay" on vietnamese silk screen printing forums afterwards to take the gas
>win win

First of all, you are an idiot. There is no gas shortage. Production is a bit decreased which means more gas has to be trucked in, still at the same regularly scheduled intervals, so the price at the pump will go up a few cents per gallon.

Second, we don't have bands of marauder. We have a few isolated looters and scammets. The new Texas get looted or scammed. The native Texas just shoot them and let the Coast Guard deal with the floating body.

First of all, you are an idiot. There is no gas shortage. Production is a bit decreased which means more gas has to be trucked in, still at the same regularly scheduled intervals, so the price at the pump will go up a few cents per gallon.

Second, we don't have bands of marauders. We have a few isolated looters and scammers. The new Texnas get looted or scammed. The native Texans just shoot them and let the Coast Guard deal with the floating body.

>>35038235
I like how you made a new typo in the second post.

First of all, you are an idiot. There is no gas shortage. Prodiction is a bit decreased which means more gas has to be trucked in, still at the same regularly scheduled intervals, so the price at the pump will go up a few cent per gallons.

Second, we don't have bands of marauders. We have a few isolated looters and scammers. The new Texans get looter or scammed. The native Texans just shoot them and let the Coast Guard deal with the floating body.

>>35038235

This post is kind of true.

First of there IS a shortage, but it's due more to panic buying and distribution issues. Doesn't matter, though. Many has stations in the North Texas area are flat out of gas. Gas has only gone up about $.20 per gallon on average, but apparently there was a station in Arlington that was trying to charge $6.00 a gallon. Probably Jews.

Second, there aren't going to be marauders, but there very well could be niggers, spics, or white trash folks that will steal your gas via a siphon.

But this IS Texas. So just carry your gun and don't be a pussy.

T. North Texan representing the 817

First of all, you are a idiot. There is no gas shortage. Prodickion is a bit decreased which means more gas has to be trucker in, still at the same regular scheduled intervals, so the price at the pump will go up a few sent per gallons.

Second, we don't have bonds of marauders. We have a few isolated looters and scammers. The new Texans get looter or scammed. The naive Texans just shot them and let the Coast Guard deal with the floating body.

Price gauging is too heavily enforced for any business owner to reveal their long crooked and illusive nose.

First of all, you a dumbass bitch. There ain't no coke shortage. Product is a bit low which means more coke has to be cut up, but still the same shit, so the price on the corner will go up a few dollars.

Second, we don't have gangs of Colombians. We have a few crackheads and ho's. The New York got looted and scammed. The Native York is in England and let the Queen's Guard deal with Princess Diana's body.

Fist of all, you are a idiot. There is no ags shortage. Prodickion is a bit decreased witch means more gas has to be trucker in, still at the same regular scheduled interval, so the price at the pump will go a few sent per gallons.

Second, we don't have bonds of marauders. We have a few isolated looters and scammers. The new Texans get looter or scrammed. The naive Texans just shot them and let the Ghost Card deal with the flating body.

They were panic buying in my city today. Unlike mexicans, I park my car in the garage. First line of defense against gas huffers.

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>>35038223
>The native Texas just shoot them and let the Coast Guard deal with the floating body.

I suspect the army of Mexican lawn crews I can hear right now may have helped that shortage.
No mail, no garbage pickup, but the lawns are tidy.

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>Tfw gas was 1.95, and it shot up to +2.50
Fuck me man.

>>35038279
It's pretty bad here atm in Dallas. On the drive home yesterday only 1 station had gas and they were charging $2.99/gal. On my way home today I didn't pass any stations that were open. I've got about 1/3 of a tank left but I don't want to drive out to the country only to find out they're out of gas too. Hopefully by Tuesday this shit is figured out.

But it's all just panic buying, people flipping out over lies and misinformation.