>Meanwhile on Star wars /k/....

WATCH

THOSE

WRISTROCKETS

WE CAPTURED A COMMAND POST

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?

SUPER BATTLE DROIDS!

THE ENEMY IS RUNNING OUT OF REINFORCEMENTS

WE'VE LOST A COMMAND POST

Ewoks are cute

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*Teleports behind you

haha stormtroopers cant shoot straight amirite lol

han solo acquitted on all counts
#justice4greegree
wompout soon

Red bolts or green for first blaster? Which has more stopping power?

>>35033091
Blue fer knockdown power, yew don't even need to use it, just power it up 'nd the hum will send any sandman runnin' fer momma

THEYVE GOT SUPERS

>>35033091
Blue is the best blaster bolt. Also, I am going to live in the undercity of Taris, because my job demands it. I want to buy some blasters, something discreet. Wat do?

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FOR THE REPUBLIC

>>35033215
>>35033350
Green is objectively the best blaster bolt you fucking nerfherders.

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>>35033392
Agreed.

>Army of mind and will controlling monks have a grip over galactic politics
>Control an army of clones and use them as if they were expendable battle droids because they have no combat experience
From my perspective the Jedi are evil.

>>35033411
Actually, yeah, I do agree.
>be me
>have wookie friend
>live near planetary capitol
>some scummy rodians try to rob him
>he wakes up
>gets bowcaster with green bolts
>literally blasts a fucking hole through each of them
>gets rewarded with a medal for his service
Wookies are BASED and make good guns.

>>35032806
NOTHING CAN STOP THE EMPIRE

So, I found myself a Droid foundry in the Outer Rim - it's still pumping out clankers and their weapons, too. I've not got long to live now that I've actually said this, though, so who do I sic 'em on?

Those Rebels are damn terrorists, but the Empire's gonna want me dead.

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>promenade sir?
>Shut it, six-two

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The Confederacy will rise again

>>35033468
Give it to the Empire
>t. someone who actually works for the Imperial Government
>>35033493
No, it won't. Shut up you smug faced Muun jew.

FOR THE CHANCELLOR.

>>35033507
You Empire boys hate us Confederates so much, why not just let us secede?

>>35032806
The Empire did nothing wrong.

>>35033539
Its because you are literally faggots. Sheev is BASED, and will lead us towards another golden age. Also Mas Ameedas the Electric fence is the best VC in the galaxy.

I am moving to Taris for a job, what blaster should I buy to protect myself from Rodianniggers?

>>35033595
You'll have to hide it, and run if you have to use it, but disruptor pistols are easily the best option.

>>35033674
I am working for the Imperial Government, I have heard about disruptors. They are illegal because of "MUH CREUL WEAPONS"
I cannot choose something illegal. I am thinking about getting a DC-17 from some milsurp store, is it good?

>>35033558
>sheev is based
Sheev is a jew.

#notmyemperor

>>35033720
>says the salty neimodian because of "MUH CAPITALISM"

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>>35033050
>haha stormtroopers cant shoot straight amirite lol
That subject has been addressed, if you examine the archives.

>>35033885
>star Trek
>on a star wars thread
REE get off my board.

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>>35033893

Star Trek is better in pretty much every way.

>>35034037
A-That is very furry you weirdo
B-It is hard to do a /k/ themed thread based around star trek.

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>>35032806
ROGER ROGER

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>>35034069

>That is very furry you weirdo

Do you know where you are?

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r8 my gear

>>35033885
>>35034037
>>35034069
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/TR-116_rifle

>>35034137
The usmc sticker on the door makes this image.

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>>35033860
Not like that stopped nucanon cunts from canonizing it.

Also have best stormtrooper headcanon.

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>>35032806

The DC-15S is a vastly superior weapons system to the DC-15A. Prove me wrong.

Protip: You can't

Are you saying that laser blast in my foot looks like a cigar burn?
I find that offensive.
It's as if you are suggesting that I faked a laser blast to the foot to get out of a war that is far,far away just so I can stay home with my space gf instead of sitting around a giant ship full of dudes just waiting for a pod racer to blow us up.
How dare you space sir!
Also,where do I pic up my space disability space check?
It's in space?
Damn.
Did I mention I'm 1/16th Grsgsssefgkt?

>>35035840
>carbine
>no stock
>have to issue DLT-19s when you need to shoot anything farther than across a destroyer hallway

>>35032806
The Sith will rise again! Yeehaw.

>>35037246
Settle down Darth Cleetus, or we'll send Battlemaster Sherman down their again.

>>35037266
The Empire never recognized our legitimate right to succede. You call us "Rebels".

>>35032817
>>35032822
>>35032826
>>35032838
>>35032838
>>35032847
>>35032854
>>35032905

My Jawas

>>35037287
Rebel scum

<SCREEN WIPE>

>>35033710
>DC-17
>From a milsurp store
Good fuckin' luck, you could actually find one on Corusant, but you'd basically have to sell yourself into slavery to afford one on account of those being the commando weapon. You would do better to get a last gen Imperial blaster.

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Hey guys, look at this COOL recruitment poster!? Am I rite, fellow /k/ galactic-netters?

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>flying hit-and-run strikes against an Imperial Outpost
>TIEs launched to intercept
>they confuse my A4 for the old Clone Wars bomber Y-Wings, go in overconfident and get shot to pieces

I fucking love Y-Wings

>>35033350
As long as you stay in the village you should be ok with something basic. Don't buy from that faggot Igear though.

>>35033435
Bowcasters are slugthrowers tard

>>35039257
>implying anyone would confuse a BTL-B for an A4
lmao nigga you were facing pilots fresh out of training. You ain't shit

>>35041482

I don't know man, I've even flown with new Rebellion pilots who think the A4 is a sluggish piece of shit like the S3. It's funny seeing their faces when I'm keeping pace with their X-Wings.

>>35033350
Ya know, one shot from those mandalorian blasters will put a starship out of commission

>>35032806
>>35033392
>>35033418
>>35035840
Second Phase most aesthetic phase

>>35042048
>implying you're in the rebellion
Fuck off back to whatever Outer Rim craphole you came from.

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>>35033392

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Some of you clones are alright, don't go to polis massa tomorrow.