Just smoked a shit ton of weed what should I do

>>35032235
Watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVZaAmi-D1Y

Go buy a gun

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>>35032235
dude everyone knows when you fucking smoke weed, its not cool or edgy anymore its just sad.

we know you do it to forget about life for a bit and you need to stop. you need to get your fucking life in order. you cant keep doing this, someone needs to give you a kick in the ass or else your going to kill yourself when you relise you wasted your life and all the good things that everyone said you can do when you grow up were a lie. go get that factory job you have been putting off because then that would mean your life is over and your stuck there forever, yeah it sucks but at least its a real career

>>35032235
Are the boobs just fucking attatched to the top of her collar bones? wtf

even for "anime-style" that and the face are fucking horrendous holy hell.

what pisses me off the most is that this is probably one of those idiots that doesnt take criticism at all from anyone and cries about it before blocking anyone who tells them any different.

>>35032235
off yourself you degenerate

>inb4 "le weed is bad" maymay
Stoners and potheads can't do jack shit without getting high and it's what they think of all day. Watching TV? Can't enjoy it without a blunt. Work? Can't focus unless high, barely tolerable sober. It's all they think about day in day out, first thing in the morning is to hit the bong.

"But it's not harmful or addictive!" they say, yet I've never seen an actual competent (intelligent) person hooked on weed the way potheads are, they're drooling retards who sit on the couch stuffing their faces with magic brownies all day, might as well be braindead already. Not to mention the fucking smell, it's noxious, turns your nose and is just disgusting to be around.

A drug free life is the best life, keep wasting your life and body away while continuing to spout "muh medicinal weed" arguments over and over like a broken record. I condemn tobacco and alcohol as well, but since those are legal, I can't really shit on anyone for being hooked on it. The sooner they die from cirrhosis and COPD the better.

Druggies deserve zero sympathy and have only themselves to blame, deep down I'm secretly glad when I see a junkie on the streets: homeless, poor, broke, unlikely to last even 5 years and most of the time too brain damaged to even realize how pitiful they are

>>35032397
nice manifesto

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>>35032397
>>35032235

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>>35032308
>>35032397
Why are you fags so mad? I like to roll up a joint when I go out to work on my yard and garden after a long day at work or on the weekend. It's a nice way to relax.

It's like saying anyone who drinks a beer is a raging alcoholic piece of shit. It's just flat out false.

>>35032235
Find better art.

>>35032329
Guard can't draw and his enablers need to stop encouraging him

>>35032235
Warm bath, sharp knife, exposed wrists. You can figure out the rest.

>>35032329
Not to mention all of his work is just shitty half assed linear.

You should take it where somebody cares, they have a whole DUDE imageboard just for you

>>>420chan

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>>35032397
look at mister holy roller over here "thou art beneath me, the sole accomplishment I have had in life is abstaining from intoxicants well except for the fat ugle skanks I stick my half-erect oddly shaped wiener into or that time I hit the target shooting my hi-point at the range once."

oh wait now you are going to show me your fancy ar15 you use to compensate for that time you let your best friend cum in your ass and you felt so submissive, "HOLY FUCK I NEED A BIG GUN TO MAKE SURE NO. ONE. EVER. FUCKS. WITH. ME."

fucking relax bro

>>35032235
>>35032329
>the grouch

>>35032235
>dude im stoned lmao wat do xDD
>shit ass deviantart tier upotte scribbles

You're the reason /k/ "board culture" is such a sad fucking joke.

>>35032235
suicide probably

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turn yourself in

>>35032235
Fuck is this?

>>35032235
>what should I do?
Go back to /b/.

>>35032235
Turn down the lights and mix up dummy caps and live cartridges. Then play RR with your nearest semi auto.

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>>35032308

>Literal Psychological Projection: The Post

>>35035491
But it's true....

>>35036058
I can also tell you are a giant faggot from the ellipses.

>>35032329
Guard draws like shit.

>>35038159
Fuck off

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>>35032308
two posts shit on you. I give you my support. and a happy cat. Its sort of a metaphor for life, with life being the box, us being the cat, and the text explaining what should be, but clearly is not. The joke is that I explained it and it is terrible, not that it was ever funny at all.

>>35032235
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

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>>35032235
Get a grip!

>>35032235
I dunno OP. Take it to a board where someone cares? Do your thing I guess, not a fan of weed myself but I'm not going to tell you what to do. What does you smoking weed have anything to do with /k/ though? Go play video games or watch a movie.

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>>35038159
Guard is also colorblind.
How can you be an artist and be colorblind?

>>35039580
T. Man who doesn't understand anything

>hurr weed's not addictive
>Literally all they talk about is getting high

>>35039580
>How can you be an artist and be colorblind?
By working grey scale

>>35040729
He can't do that either, he doesn't understand how lighting or shadows work.

Fuck, he doesn't even know how LINEART works, and that shits literally black and white.

>>35041183
You know beter?

>>35038159
Fuck off

>>35042833
>>35042817

>t. Guard

>>35042817
I do know better.

Why does /k/ like this artfag so much?

>>35044124
a n i m e t i d d i e s

>>35044166
But they're so badly done though. That's the thing I don't get.

>>35032329
Good goy, stop drawing your animu, jerk off to the Jews creation not your own

>>35044240
>Listening to criticism means giving up on learning how to draw
This is why you don't improve Guard. Stop being such a faggot

>>35044185
Draw better. I'll wait.

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>>35039580
3?
Is that what's in the picture? Also, in guards defense, and I'm REALLY not inclined to defend him, but color blindness doesn't mean you see everything in fucking gray. Necessarily... There are several bands that you can be color blind in, and the condition can exist across the entire length of the band or in only a partial length, for example I have the condition in green and brown, so, certain shades of green and brown can be a little difficult if not indistinguishable for me. Doesn't mean I see the american flag and see a bunch of gray black and white.

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>>35039580
With great difficulty, and studying the physics of light so you can guess at what region of the RGB pallet you need to be grabbing from.

There's a guy that does a lot of art of a certain orange character in a grassy setting for the express purpose of trying to figure out how to shade green, orange, and red despite not being able to tell the difference over a relatively wide range of hues. I had a hard time finding anything that might be remotely /k/ related but is also colored.

>>35044344
>I love eating shit

>>35044344
Why would I when there's a trillion jappos who can draw anime tits far better.

>>35045579
>can't make better smelling shit

>>35044344
Because you cant look for a different artist?

>>35045813
this is a pathetic "argument". most art critics can't draw or paint, most automotive reviewers can't design cars, most food critics aren't professional chefs. you don't need to be able to do something to be able to recognize when it's done badly.

>>35032329
Its always the way. People sucked Willis's dick incessantly too, though his shit was admittedly fairly emotive. Its not about it being good art, its about seeing pictures that feature le ebin meems XD just like on my favorite imageboard, supa sekret clubhouse just like us!!!

IE: cancer

>>35045844
dude I masturbate to anime girls who are vaguely like a firearm I've never touch in my life

>>35045856
that's fine. just don't pretend its anything more than what it is (really poorly drawn stylized girls).

>>35032308
>smoking weed
>ever cool or edgy

>>35045877
my dick literally could care less. link me better qt

Can you imagine sucking so much cock over badly drawn, uncolored lineart like >>35045904?

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>>35045955
>sucking cock

Dontcha mean beating my cock?

>>35045904
So what you're saying is it doesn't matter what the context of the drawing is as long as it's dank anime tiddies?

>>35045992
That's really all it takes?

>>35032235
kill yourself

>>35046288
you'd be surprised. it's better than the lusty argonian maid

>>35032235
Say hello to your future with schizophrenia.

>>35032397
Sorry the local weed man fucked your girl in highschool I know that must be hard for you

>>35032397
People like you are ruining gun culture

>>35032397
>Stoners and potheads can't do jack shit without getting high and it's what they think of all day. Watching TV? Can't enjoy it without a blunt.
Yeah, this is accurate. t.pothead. Cringe a little when people say its not addictive, dont think anyone I know myself included could quit if they actually wanted to, not that they would.
You're still a straight edge faggot thats probably bitter he never had any friends to get weed off, but even a faggot clock is right twice a day.

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>>35033952
This.

Go buy a gun and commit perjury on your 4473

>>35039285
Based.

>>35032552
because every time someone says they're smoking weed, they act like an obnoxious cunt.
what other reaction could you possibly expect?

>>35032397
Hi, dad...

>>35046284
ayuup

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>>35050202
>because every time someone says they're smoking weed, they act like an obnoxious cunt
>apparently asking people what he should counts as an obnoxious cunt
>but my post where I basically tell Op he's a failure and retarded out the blue >totally fine
Huurrrr durrr at lest I dont smok weed
Get off my board you retard.