Are you out of shape /k/? Maybe a little too much of hot pockets?

>>35031074
Too much sushi.
>>>/fit/

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>>35031074
When you can't run any more it's time to die.

>How much does it interfere with some proper operating?

What's proper operating?

Capturing Osama Bin Hotpocket from his fridge fortress and biting his head open?

Or actually doing some physical stuff?

I'm not fat by any means but I suck ass at cardio(with not much interest in it) and have high cholesterol

Rip no one lives forever senpai

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This is now a fat operator thread.

>>35031098
no, its called squad sniper

>>35031139
>that grip

>>35031154
>t. lard ass

Is there any advantage with handling guns if you're fat?

>>35031174

You can CC an Uzi under your gut

>>35031174
More inches of belt to hold all your mall-ninja gear?

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Not only am I in good shape, I'm actually phoneposting from the gym right now.

>>35031202
looks like it smells bland in there.

>>35031074
I'm not terribly out of shape but fuck me is it hard to have operator tier cardio while working through college
The first time in my life I want to work out so I can look good in all these gun shirts and I dont have time or energy

>>35031174

Tactical EDC Auto-Release Grey Man Nutritional Pack

>>35031202
Gym looks cozy desu
It looks like you'd be able to do everything without other people getting in the way

>>35031139
That is the face of a man who does not care when he spills another's blood

That is the face of death

>>35031215
Yeah actually, mixed with slightly rusty old gym equipment smell and chalk.

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>>35031074
>Hate running
>Also hate being winded after a short jog

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>>35031235
It's just the little employee gym they provide at work, there's never anybody here but me since most everyone else is decrepit and old or fat

>>35031161
I can only run 5miles but my topspeed is 20mph
Well this stats are useless with a gun and ammo on the back

>>35031074
>Are you out of shape /k/?
yes
>Maybe a little too much of hot pockets?
fuck yeah now that you mention it maybe ill go get some
>How much does it interfere with some proper operating?
not a lot; im navy and in a nerd shit trade so i dont have to do shit thats physical. i wish i were in better shape but i dont really care

>>35031263
The layout of that room screams "we get a break on insurance if we have an on-site gym buy some shit and throw it in an unused room in the basement and put a sign on the door."

>>35031174

You always keep your gun in view when reloading because your gut leaves no room to lower it anyways

>>35031263
Damn son I dig it
My job considers itself a gym but all I end up doing is squats for 7 hours

>>35031291
Lmao hit the nail on the head. Oh well I end up with essentially a private gym and they get their certification or whatever

>>35031206
That cunt dreams he will be white

>>35031202
>Cage
>Bar
>Bench
>A place to do dips
It's like a real gym without all the showy bullshit. Dumbbells are a nice plus.

>>35031074
When you're slowly turning into Marlon Brando

>>35031202
If you think you're some hot shit Let's see those pecs and abs then.
Also, back, and legs, and ass.

You know what, just to be sure take some nude pics.

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>>35031429
>ass

>>35031446
lol imagine him pooping

>>35031446
Why would you get this much roided? It's already too far from the "barely attractive" threshold.

>>35031486
Guys who go this far no longer care about conventional attraction.

Also there are shit tons of guy who lift to be strong, not to be attractive or to be fit

>>35031486
I love me some tight ass

>>35031486
People that roid out that hard don't do it to conform to other people's idea of an ideal body.

>>35031505
They only have one goal in mind: tight ass

>>35031486
MUTANT MUSCLE
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

>>35031498
>>35031505
t. Roidhead

>>35031429
Tbh I would show off here but first off das gay and more importantly the feds have really, really good image recognition software to the point where I could probably be identified from other posts online even without face in pic

I have some of those safariland clip on mag carriers - which are kind of shitty and loose to begin with.

But anyway, I was trying to practice reloads, but my tactical muffin top kept pushing the mags out of the holders.

Started running the next day.

>>35031460
The funny thing is, he probably can't wipe his own ass anymore due to the bicep. .

>>35031250
Just do what you hate for like a month and it won't bother you any more.

>>35031523
Mutant muscle want tight ass

>>35031577
Can't wipe because that ass so tight

>>35031196
This is why they're so good at 3gun

>>35031297
Post glutes

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>>35031074
Nope.

I do have two shitty knees from a skiing accident in the 2000s. Doesn't stop me from doing endurance events and being a general overall moron with athletics.

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>tfw THICC 'n' tall
Sure I hate my man titties and I wish running didn't suck
but what I hate the most is having noodle arms

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>>35031218
Bullshit you don't.

You're in college. Where you have the most free time, the least amount of responsibilities, and the best ability to better yourself.

If you start bitching, I know people who took 20+ credit hour semesters, and worked, and still worked out.

I know fucking vet students and med students who work, and still have time to work out.

You're just looking for an excuse because you're fucking fat.

>>35031690
>Implying shortlisting on /k/ doesn't take several hours a day to do it properly.

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>>35031429

Spotted the butt hurt fatty.

>>35031690
>if you don't work out you are fat

>>35031729
>asking muscular men to post naked pictures of themselves
I'm not sure "fat" is the right three letter word to describe what that particular anon is...

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>>35031738
If you're overweight, you're fat.

It's that simple.

>>35031690
>literally working whenever I'm not in class or sleeping
If you can name a solid 5 minute a day workout that can get me fuckin swol I'm all ears dog

>>35031834
What constitutes overweight anyways? I was overweight on BMI for he longest time because I was literally just dense with muscle from physical labor.
The correct accusation would be if your body jiggles when you shoot your gunz youre fat

>>35032256
Do as many pushups as you can as many times a day as you can. Few minutes here and there throughout the day. Chest and tris. Do planks for as long as you can as many times a day as you can. Abs. Lunges do them any time you're standing around for a minute or two. quads. Squats. ASS.

No excuses. you don't need fancy machines or lots of time. I bet you can't even hold a plank for 60 seconds.

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>>35032256

>>35031498
Actual strongmen look nothing like aesthetics-focused bodybuilders.

>>35031074
Pretty fit, working on getting better
Close to the old pt regs atm, dropped. Hugeass beam on my shoulder though so that combined with the heavy smoke outside and ive been on indoor light regimine for a few days.

>>35031505
anon has ceased drinking and begun a spirited attempt to breathe the kool-aid.

>>35032583
This a fuckin amazing thank you
>>35032472
Sug a dicc I aint no body builder I was under the impression in order to build muscle you needed to spend an hour at the gymevery day