Hey /k/ just rode back from Huntsville to my cabin on the San Jacinto and thought I'd fire up the ol telegraph for some shit-Morsecoding.
Picked up a brand spankin' new .44 single action army, also picked up a few ounces of powder to keep my stockpile growing.
I heard some disturbing news from the east when I was in town, looks like Abe just called up 75,000 volunteers! WTF! Can any northernbros confirm!? What the fuck is going on over there!
I know we seceded last month but can't we get along?!
>>35030824
Jefferson Davis will soon hang from a Peach Tree
ABE IS NOT MY PRESIDENT
>>35030824
You thought this union was optional? If you won't suck my dick because you want to you'll suck my dick or I'll beat you.
>>35030824
>Single Action Army
>in 1861
You been hanging out in the opium dens?
>>35030824
>single action army
You're about 12 years too early
>>35031017
Not if we have anything to say about it, nigger loving carpetbagger.
>>35031475
>>35031569
Forgive me if I mispoke gentlemen, I was refering to the army model of 1860.
>>35030824
Nothing personal bud, but I'm one of those volunteers. I mean come on, they gave me a SWORD man. I mean, how bad could being behind a cannon be? I'll be fine, artillery life can't be that bad. Just like, do a hand signal or something and I'll redirect fire if I see you.
I just got back from a trip to Denver what in tarnation is going on! If my beloved Alabama needs volunteers I'll be here for her.
Also I just got to see a gun being showed off by some European fellar he called it a "Dryse M41" looks pretty nifty here's a quick scetch I did.
Gas the Yanks, secession now!
>>35032026
Federal men will be marching into Savannah 3 and a half years from now
>>35032057
Yea right
>>35030824
Met a Mercantile Assassin the other day. He saw me carrying my engraved Colt 1851, and started running towards me hollering something about how "6 shots aren't enough" and "engravings give you no tactical advantage" and other nonsense. What is wrong with these people?
Tintype related, is the man I met.
>>35031905
You've already given yourself away, Time Lord.
Enfield or bust, sonny boy.
>>35032682
>flintlock
Get with the times, geezer.
>>35032976
>Flintlock
You need to get your eyes check.
>>35032976
It's a percussion cap, not flintlock.
>be me
>citizen of this great union
>go out west to fur trap for a few seasons
>not getting any letters, nice to not have social media taking up my life
>shitisprettycash.copperengraving
>hear at a trading post that the men of science back east have determined that trapping is akin to buggery
>that won't do, time to go home
>take a wagon train home to Virginia after a fail stint in prospecting
>find out Virginia seceded from the union from my dear old ma
>my brother has joined those Johnny Reb grey back scoundrels
>wellthat'sbalderdash.painting
>decide it's time to pack my shit and absquatulate
>head north to join Lincoln's volunteers
>run into this huge pie eater with a musket and bloody bandage around his head
>talk for a minute, his name is Johnson or some shit
>obviously suspects I'm going to join the Union troops
>with as much courage as I can muster, "Mister Johnson, I'm CSA"
>he buys it
>ask him to tell me about the southern states, why they seceded
>says he doesn't care, only joined the army for the pay, but would've died for them anyway
>"I reckon that's a fair lot of grit for a mercenary"
>he says getting wounded changed his mind
>ask him about his bandage
>"supposin' I was inclined to take that there rag off you, would you kick the bucket?"
>"well sonny Jim, that'd be mighty painful"
>"you're a large feller"
>"for you"
>we go on our ways
>join the Union army and die of malaria before seeing a battle
>>35033119
Expected trash, but was pleasantly surprised.
This is my problem solver right here
>>35033503
>brass frame
>not one a nice european steel frame
Would you sir be curious to know how I reckon you're a sodomite?