Is there such a thing as being too over qualified in the military

It's to make up for his relatively poor eyesight, hence his code name "Snake Eyes"

>>35029037
Who was Heck?

Usually bring overqualified means writing your name on the test in pencil, instead of eating the delicious crayons.

>>35029066
Jokes on you, I wrote my name in pencil because I ate the crayons ad only had a pencil left

>>35029078
Doesn't that get you into the airforce as a repairman then?

>>35029037
He's only an E-5?

>>35029112
Hasbro are jews.

>>35029037
No. But it's a top excuse for some.

Really the military isn't for all. Don't wanna do it, don't need the benefits because you were born privileged? Then don't join, your the guy everyone will hate anyways.

Still, some of our best did, including the majority of US presidents, austronauts, and so forth.

>>35029112
no one can keep him in one place long enough to promote him.

Being overqualified for something means that you've gone in for a lower position than what you're capable of doing.

There are plenty of Majors doing Captains jobs. The US Army in particular seems really eager to promote guys and make them do tasks that should really be done by a JNCO.

>>35029112
He did all his fighting training before he joined up. Everything else checks out.

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I got more of these if y'all are interested

>>35029037
Yes.

It's called having a triple digit IQ.

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>>35029037

>Code Name: [REDACTED]
>File Name: (CLASSIFIED)
>Primary Military Specialty: [REDACTED]
>Secondary Military Specialty: Culinary specialist

>Birthplace: (CLASSIFIED) Grade: [REDACTED]

>Snake Eyes is proficient in [REDACTED] systems ([REDACTED]) and is highly skilled in (CLASSIFIED). Has received extensive [REDACTED] in (CLASSIFIED), underwater [REDACTED], jungle, dessert, and [REDACTED] survival, and some form of (CLASSIFIED) [REDACTED]. Qualified Expert: All [REDACTED] and (CLASSIFIED) small arms.

>"The [REDACTED] is a total (CLASSIFIED), but he's real [REDACTED] at his [REDACTED], heck, he's the (CLASSIFIED)."

>>35029217
Too bad that doesn't include you. Report to local recruiter, when you turn 18 that is.

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>>35029268

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>>35029037
No, but they will deny you a section leader position and put in someone who doesn't know jack shit so they can get more experience. You'll end up having to unfuck everything that person does and they will get all the credit and the leadership will stick you on bullshit extra duty and the entire field op gets fucked up by that retard and then it comes out that you had been trying to teach them and they didn't give a shit and do what they want but they won't remove that person from that position because said person just starts crying racism and similar shit so he doesn't go have to take your place helping the cooks while you unfuck the entire POC.

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>>35029346

>>35029189
>He did all his fighting training before he joined up. Everything else checks out.
wrong. if you read the origin story he served in Vietnam with Stalker and Storm Shadow on a LRRP. When he came home from Nam his parents and twin sister were killed in a car wreck coming to pick him up, and he went to Japan and joined Storm Shadows family ninja clan.He came back to the US and became a recluse before getting recruited into GI Joe when it was being formed. So that break in service would account for the E5 rank.

>>35029286
any more stories to tell of your experience in this matter?

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>>35029273
>Forfeit your 6 figure salary to go water the grass in the rain

Stop pretending the military isn't a clusterfuck of retards.

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>>35029497

>>35029037

Dear OP,

I'm a 40-something American who remembers buying these figures (or having my parents buy them to be accurate), and you've just given me a little time warp to some of my favorite childhood memories.

I remember cutting out the cards and saving the flag points for mail in offers.

I used to buy the weapons kits, as even as a kid I liked to stockpile guns, and make sure that my toys had back ups, or mission specific gear.

I think I had everyone of these figures except firefly, and he was one of the coolest figures they ever made.

Thank You,

Yo Joe

>>35029620

correction: who the fuck is crimson asp!? Must be some new figure.

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>>35029660

>>35029438
Nah, most follow a similar formula.
>put untrained people in positions to train PVTs
>privates do usual private shit because not enough experience
>be the guy they call to get help because section leaders can't figure out what is wrong
>always easy shit like radio headset placed in wrong slot, forgot to load radio keys, field artillery computer is locked out because caps lock on, etc.
>ver rarely anything hard to fix

>>35029112
He failed out of ALC

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>>35029460

>>35029299
No prizes for guessing whether the writer hated lawyers and accountants. Lawyers I can understand, but accountants?

>>35029078
>Jokes on you
How?
Hurr Semper Fi

>>35029037
Sounds like a senior 18B with a thing for martial arts.

>>35029112
He gets alot of article 15's for disobeying officers and drunk and disorderly conduct.

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>>35029688
This one is really familiar

>>35029206
>ranger school
Lets see those forearms

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>>35030026

>>35029775
Jews

>>35029998
>wealthy student becomes a radical
Why does that happen so often

>>35030225
He has never known hardship, so he must invent hardship.

>>35029206
Does the US military really stock Mac 10s, crossbows, throwing stars, and garottes in their armories?

Also, how do you qualify as expert with a garotte?

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>>35031183
>E-7
>Sergeant

wot

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>>35029037

I still have a shitload of those in storage somewhere.

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>>35032900
>Carries 80 pounds
>Is fucking notable for that
Oh Jesus, things have changed.

>>35032849
>FAMAS

>>35029112
>He's only an E-5?

There was a lot of rank deflation in the writing. A whole lot of E3 and E4 characters. The character files and the original comic run were written by Larry Hama who is a Vietnam vet. And back then for Army SF it wasn't unusual to have E4s on ODAs and the ODA XOs were 1LTs instead of Warrants.

Pretty much every character would be around E6 and all the officers would be O3 and up. There would also be a lot more CWOs.

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>>35032373
>giant marine logo tattoo

>>35030225
>Why does that happen so often

Generally better informed on most topics and more politically involved. Combine that with an ability to rationalize radical behavior or thoughts, or in the case of religious cults beliefs that don't fit reality, due to intelligence and education and you have a person in a part of their life who is ripe for recruitment/radicalization.

For example, engineers are significantly over represented in terrorist groups compared to the population in general (something like ~40% compared to less than 10%). Medical doctors are also significantly represented in terrorist groups. And this goes not just for bomb makers and medics, but also in leadership positions. There is also a significant representation of religious education at the post secondary level.

For Aum Shinrikyo, for instance, most members were very successful business men, scientists, doctors, and lawyers who had attended some of the best university programs in Japan.

>>35031273
>He has never known hardship, so he must invent hardship.
Not necessarily.

>>35029304
> Sergeant War Crimes

>>35029775
COBRA is an international terrorist organization trying to take over the world. They have infiltrators around the world and use a variety of methods to fund their projects in a legal manner.

>>35032373
gunnery sergeant

>>35034337
COBRA is a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

Get it straight, Anon.

Shit, now I gotta go watch the opening sequence from the animated GI Joe movie.

Crashing through the sky, comes a fearful cry...

>>35034473
COBRA

(cobra)

>>35029418
This guy sounds awesome

>>35029112

He masturbates in public, so he gets lots of psych evals.

>>35032373
>Look at all your different colored hats!

>>35029112
Did only one tour in Nam and was medical released. Hell the first thing they do with Snake Eyes is having Stalker tell Hawk we need this guy and going to his log cabin to recruit him because he was off in the woods

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>>35033690
>implying every Marine ever doesn't have an EGA tattoo

>>35029692
25U?

>>35030068
> pants obviously hanging down well past buttocks

Was the artist a fan of shitty hip hop clothes or something?

>>35033772
>porkchop sandwiches

>>35029304
Florida Man

>>35032863
>"His favorite pastime is marching over the boys' backs while they finger bitches in the mud"
The hell, hasbro?

>>35029037
Holistic medicine?

if you are fit and can lift more than 10 pounds you are overqualified for the chairforce

>>35029037
Yes, you can be overqualified.

Say, you made it to commander in Spetznaz, you'll have serious problems getting recruited into US Army.

>>35029256
>Snake Eyes is proficient
Someone in intel is gonna get their ass reamed for this

>>35039215
Why?

>>35032589
Aussie cunt

>>35033133
Was 80lbs a lot in the 80s

>>35037710
Hama (the comic creator/main writer) wrote most if not all of the info cards. It was his way of keeping track of all the characters and how they would react to situations since he tied most of them to people he knew. Plus he really like to put off the wall shit in the comic/cards since Hasbro had no idea what most of it was or what was normal

>>35029304
>guy obsessed with incendiary weapons
>too paranoid to sleep without being near a smoke detector

That's actually pretty great

>>35033133
That fucking mortar baseplate, right on top. Nowhere else to lash it so it's right in the worst spot. I used to hate shit like that.

>>35040236
Hama is the shit man

>>35032589
Rhodesian's never die

>>35029112
He didn't complete SSD2

>>35035968

To improve combat readiness and ventilate swamp ass

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>>35033690
>bruce reaction image

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>>35041517
Whatever works

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>>35029620
They're all that's left of what was once a pretty big collection (most of which disappeared in my first year of college when my dad's crazy then-girlfriend decided that all the "old junk" in the house needed clearing out), but after 30+ years, they're still all mine.

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>>35041517
M E T A
E
T
A

>>35029112
Lead with his right foot while walking out of review

>>35029620
Same here. The battles my Joe's fought are the stuff of legends.
>The Robotron Invasion summer '85
>The Battle for the Junk Car
>Barbie Dreamhouse Consulate Seige
> Countless other skirmishes, and literal brushfire wars.
They were warriors, now gone, but never forgotten.

>>35032373
>POOLICE THAT MOOSTASH!

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>>35029037

>>35046693
Is his dog dancing too

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>>35029037
Posting best Joe

>>35029418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMhb90kjImw

>>35042508
>>35046293
Check out Marauders Task Force, they've got fully customizable Joe-sized figures at decent prices. There's a kickstarter going on too, if they make enough money they'll start selling combat doggos

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>>35029418
>he can wrap his lips completely around a quart coke bottle

>>35039716
Rape convictions.

>>35029112
Right?

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>>35046693

>>35029346
wait, Shipwreck was a spic?

>>35047119
>dog

>>35034519
>COBRA
>
>(lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala)

>>35029230
Thank god the mess doesn't have fire water

>>35052241
No just tanned.

>>35029294
how the fuck is an 05 a 19D what the fuck

>>35053986
>Hector Delgado
>Chula Vista
>not a spic

>>35049203
He's an Alabama nigga

>>35029112
Points have been maxed for years.

>>35029268
He always puts that shit in the one place, how do they not know how to counter that. Just put people in that place. Wtf cobra

>>35029418
quart coke bottle? is that a party trick or party favor?

>>35057803
Firefly knows the exact place to put explosive to do maximum damage. [spoiler]Firefly did WTC7[/spoiler]

>>35032589
>clip

>>35057803
If there were guards at a location stopping him, then that place wouldn't allow for maximum damage. He'd just put them somewhere else

>>35057904
They said it was bad poetry.

>>35029688
>choir

>>35029206
>special ed

>>35032589
WELL KEEP THEM NORTH OF THE ZAMBEZI

>>35032589
/k/ writes poetry

>>35052241
TexMex

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make a more realisitc/plausible character then.

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here's the recruitment campaign.

>>35062823
>>35062808
had u had forgotten about this. i had this guy and that shit

>>35029688
>Shockwave™
dude trademarked his callsign.

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did a search and found this:
http://www.joecustoms.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=43961
which led me to this:
http://www.joecustoms.com/filecards/filecards.php
and this:
https://projectsteelbrigade.wordpress.com/
I also checked out:
http://www.marauderinc.com/default.asp
and it looks really cool. I could see this being a poorman's WH40k kinda thing. I really like the modular concept. Looks like you could make joes, cs:go, doomguy,etc. Lot of potential for next-gen /k/ommando brigade fun. Combine a custom figure with custom filecard, nice.

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Storm Shadow could take out a tank with his bare hands.

>>35063003
good thing the turret was riveted together and shit

>>35063018
that was a badass issue

>>35062886
no I hadn't forgotten. I also got this when it first came out, actually still have it in the original shipping bag. Just thought I'd post so that maybe a thread could be made to make a more Ideal character. *shrug* Granted that the options to select from are kinda limited, but it looked like (http://www.joecustoms.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=43961) was working on a updated revival of this.

>>35063029
dunno what happened there but my post was totally fucked up. i meant to type "hah i had forgotten..." steel brigade was cool

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>>35063024
Remember when Storm Shadow found Excalibur?

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>>35063050
vaguely. i think i saw all of the cartoon episodes

>>35062995
>http://www.marauderinc.com/default.asp

Holy.
Fucking.
Shit.

My entire childhood just screamed at me from some unknown depth of my soul....

>>35029037
President Trump, Obama were all too qualified

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>>35063042
oh, LOL. now it makes more sense. ;)
>>35063097
cool. then it was totally worth the time to dig it up and post it. ;)

>pic related
mfw I'm jealous of cobra's troops having smartgun from aliens.

>>35029418
Barbecue and Michelangelo buddy movie when?

Figurative party animal meets a literal party animal. What could go wrong?
In theaters this summer
Rated PG-13

>>35029230
Literally just human resources.

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>>35032289
>Does the US military really stock Mac 10s, crossbows, throwing stars, and garottes in their armories?
Sure why not
>Also, how do you qualify as expert with a garotte?
Learn how to grow green carrots

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>>35049206
Holy fuck I'm dying. That was great.

>>35046293
>tfw Joe sucked in the 90's
Soldiers of the World were pretty awesome though.

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>>35064063
fuck forgot my pic.

>>35064038
Have you seriously never seen any of the fenslerfilm G.I. Joe PSA edits? They're all pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8K08AcVru0

>>35064111
>yfw bodymassage

>>35064038

Ah Iluvatar himself.

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>>35064111
I've seen most of them, but not the one that was first posted.

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>>35063129
Where the hell did Cobra get a smart gun?

>>35063129
that poor cobra can't see shit

>>35063528
Raunchy AND litty!

>>35064648
Ulysses S. Grant has seen some shit.

>>35029057

The best

>>35029037
Yes

>>35029037
But what was his asvab score?

Is there a reason he is in infantry?

>>35064111
>too bad your ass got sacccckkkeedd

what gi joe has people getting killed?

>>35069385
Resolute.
The comics.

>>35069892
>The comics.
yep, was familiar with these back in the day. hadn't seen violent cartoons, though. i remember a couple instances of cobra troops getting hit by lasers in the cartoon, but they immediately got up and ran away

>>35064648
>when the White House runs out of whiskey.

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>>35029304
>Tampa

>>35032589
>when you realize Cobra hires Selous Scouts

>>35064648
What in tarnation

>>35074389
>hfw he sees what freeing blacks does to the country

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>>35032715
Falcon (in the cartoon series) later gets addicted to drugs.
>>35032706
Beach Head: Tests the guys ability to find and defuse explosives with a live bomb in the movie....
>>35029418
That episode (The Viper) where the other Joes absolutely trash the living shit out of the firehouse he had renovated into an apartment...someone even defenestrates another Joe through a closed window...
>>35029346
That episode where Cobra sets up an entire fake town with that fish bio engineered human living on land now as his wife, he has a kid, and Lady Jay died in that attack makes him most likely to suffer from the first case of Super PTSD

>You didn't post the best one that shoes the Joe's are complete pricks with names

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>>35029037
>At least 10 of fucking experience doing XTREME Stuff
>Snake Eyes is still E-5
>mfw I made it to E-6 in 4 years by just doing my shitty POG job

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>>35075256
But you don't have a qt redhead waifu to keep you company

>>35029217
Here in Brazil its very hard to become a officer. Very tough knowledge tests (math, phisics, languages etc..) and also very hard fisical tests. The airforce is specially hard, but they do pay for your studies. Many doctors start their career as army/navy/airforce doctors, until they have money to open their own clinic. People do get overqualified eventually, but if you stay in military you wont be seem as someone stupid here. My dad is a Prosecutor of the Army. He is as respected as civil judges/prosecutors.

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>>35074604
>parents die due to drunk driver
>chooses to be called hit n run

>>35029037
No. There are plenty of courses available, a course means you're certified to do/drive/operate certain equipment. If you stick in long enough and do enough courses you become the go to guy to do shit. It kinda sucks desu because after awhile it means you feel obliged to stay in.

>>35060780
>TexMex
>from San Diego

>>35069385

the movie.

rip in peace dook.

>>35077336
>Mexiforian

>>35074604
>defenestrates

I can tell you've been waiting a minute to bust that one out.

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>>35029598
>Birthplace: Dublin, Ireland

>>35040236
I just realized hama is storm shadow

>>35078598
It's such a fun word

>>35049230

I use mauraders to equip my star wars figures. The make an excellent E-11 and DL-44, and they have a huge selection of stuff for background figures who won't mind carrying a GI Joe laser rifle (the snowjob rifle that everyone used in the cartoon)

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>>35029598
>A terrorist from Ireland
>qt redhead

>>35077418
duke, no!

>>35029206
>Black belt at age 15
>I was a 4th degree and teaching junior classes on my own by age 13
Bitch is weak. Also, Taekwondo is easy as fuck.

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>>35075549
ANON IF YOU DONT SOURCE ME RIGHT NOW

>>35064063
>Soldiers of the World were pretty awesome though.

They were. Quality wise 21st Century Toys was far better, but Formative Intl/SOTW covered a lot of different eras extensively that Hasbro and 21C avoided, like the Revolution, Civil War, WWI, and Korea. Including making opposition uniforms and figures.

They also amped up in quality towards the end of retail 1/6 scale toys with a bunch of really good Vietnam and GWOT sets.

>>35032589

>Rhodesia

He needs a fine pair of short shorts.

>>35084635
>Codename: BIG KNOB

>>35068658
Because it's hard to do covert insertions in an M-1 Abrams?

>>35075256
Snake Eyes strikes me as a guy who probably racks up NJPs while in garrison. NBever anything that can get him discharged or seriusly incarcerated, but definitely enough to keep him from making the list.

Probably the only thing that keeps him from being booted for having too much time-in-grade is that he's no longer actually IN the army (G.I. Joe are a multinational force).

>>35084905
>(G.I. Joe are a multinational force).

The way they were originally written was as an analogue to 1st SFODD. Which is why most of the characters were Army. IIRC all of the characters were Army until they introduced Gung Ho in the toyline like three years after it started.

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>>35084950
Gung ho has nice family members

>>35085877
Gotta love them black-eyed cajun ladies.

>>35037614
XCOM? Is that you?

>>35064063
>>35064070
The used book store in my town has like 7 of these for less than $20. I would have bought one of the civil war ones but they're all Union. I can try to get the details if anyone is interested.

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>>35033772
hehehe'd pretty hard

>>35029268
>"No one knows what his real name is or what he looks like."
>but here's a picture of him

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>>35085906
They certainly had the XCOM accuracy.

>>35086193
It hurts because you deserved it, rookie.

>>35085985
With a mask on. There isn't one of him with it off

>>35085967
Not a lot of people are going to pay $20 each for SOTW. IIRC they weren't even that much retail and they aren't the highest quality. So they're pretty niche.

Most 1/6 collectors that don't want them specifically because of what they are have moved on to the current 1/6 market.

>>35078054
those are the worst
>Muh Califees!

>>35079747
Tunnel Rat appearance is based off of Hama, but he says that the personality is not the same. TR was Hasbro way of thanking Hama for at that point 4 years of great Ads for the toy line

>>35042508
holy shit, i have the 788 tank too.

>>35029304
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

>>35029304
>refuses to live anywhere where can't safely jump out of the windows
this nigga posts here and probably is a tripfag

>>35032373
>>35035347
Hey, Mr. LaFitte! Watch me ollie!

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>not joining a shady band of missionaries instead.

>>35032715
Doesn't mention anything about being Duke's half-brother.
>>35064147
Nice catch, Blanco Nino.

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>tfw you realize Overwatch is just a more sci-fi version of GI Joe

>>35077418
Nah, it was just a coma. He'll be aight.
>>35084635
This dude should have had a figure (I think he finally got one in the more modern toylines.)

>>35029281
Where do I get the MOS assasin?

>>35090730
The best GI Joe spoof:
https://youtu.be/Pz59tFR2KMs

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>>35029998
>you will NEVER be executed by the Baroness.

>>35090812
Lousy United Nations...

>>35042508
sell me the H.I.S.S.

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Why so many E-5s? Even in his time they must have been as worthless as they are now?

>>35064851
GI Joe is notorious for "homages", or ripoffs in good taste.

>>35046293
>Barbie Dreamhouse Consulate Seige
Be honest with me, how bad was the fighting there?

>>35090702
IIRC, Falcon was the one who downplayed their relationship, while Duke was willing to accept him as a brother. I get the impression that their dad was a dick and it was Falcon who's mom wasn't around.

>>35037614
I actually liked that movie.

>>35086193
I remember a huge shitpost about how Duke's teeth should've been fucked from pulling that grenade.

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>>35085877
What are they going to do baroness

>>35075586
>very hard fisical tests
So...bribery, basically? Sounds difficult.

>>35090761
I believe that's 92A. They're always killing award and travel reimbursement paperwork.

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>>35091985
If she behaves, nothing. If she don't, they gonna cut 'er up for gator bait, I gar-on-tee.

>>35029230
>unless we had shrinks that could actually help people
Top fucking kek

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>>35091905
I believe it.

>>35029418
Sounds like a firefighter alright

>>35086193
Typical early level firefight against Advent Troops.

>>35090779
>https://youtu.be/Pz59tFR2KMs
>I like how the intro is basically a reference to different wars and actual war crimes.

>>35062808
>not even GHSB

up your game

>>35029078
Now that's the kind of spirit the U.S. armed forces needs right now.

>>35087670
This, even in the 90's it would take K-mart months to rotate stock on those things. They went for about $15 IIRC

>>35029775
Well Cobra commander is a used car salesman and most higher up cobras are business partners and office workers...cobra has a deep lore as a grass roots domestic terroist organisation.

Think of Cobra being able to be so cunning and clever that they control both alt left and alt right violence, their terrir cells are able to adapt and cater to various different fringe groups and not only appeal to them, but make them work with each other.

So inagine if you will a riot where antifa is clashing with neo nazis and the cops are just standing down so national guard get called in, but when they show up, the antida and neo nazis drop their regular flags and reveal cobra symbols and the cops are also cobra members and they all encircle the national guard.

>>35079671
Would have been more epic if it was belfast.

>>35090662
>Firebert, you stay here and think of a better name.

>>35095811
>the cops are also cobra members
This must have been orchestrated by some kind of tactical geniu....
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>35030096
ding ding ding

>>35029268
Best cobra character

>>35095811
>Manipulating all sides
>Hates lawyers
>Hates accountants
Cobra? More like Jewbra.

>>35085877
Which one should I choose

>>35029206
>Snake eyes and scarlett both E-5
Feminism btfo

>>35062995
I remember doing this

>>35029775
>Lawyers I can understand, but accountants?

Honestly lawyers and accountants would make great terrorists. You have someone who can generally navigate the law and someone who can find and keep track of financing.

The latter is literally an actual terrorist "job" and someone within a given cell and/or organization that you would be attempting to track (the financier). The financier even has their own little default icon in Analyst Notebook.

>>35029037
>PMC
Any one good at fighting isn't in the army for long.

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>>35029230