only the best advertisements

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>>35025652
Holy shit this can't be real.

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>>35025652

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>>35025690
Not only was it real, it's one of a series.

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Do you love your wife? Can you PROVE it?

>>35025652
EAA definitely takes the cake with goofy magazine ads.

4000 cossacks! Hordes of assassins! Problem? Not for the man with a Savage Automatic!

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>>35025699
>/k/ in one picture

>>35026132
Their guns are actually pretty good for the price. I'm sure their turbo-autism ads keep most people away though.

>>35026178
I've been looking for a lady with giant pistols for legs.

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I'll dump what ive got but i thinks its mostly retro 80s stuff

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>>35025652
>Not starting with the best EAA ad
>Cyborg terminator Ms.GunLegs coming through a fucking portal

>>35025652
It says “Arm Yourself” but they gave her gun legs, not arms. 0/10

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>>35025652
>>35026212
I guess I've been fucking up by not looking at the ads.

>>35025652
>>35026212
>>35026262

This is like Deviantart porn.

bumping for wtf

>>35026262
Just realized she's riding a fucking unicorn

>>35028352
A cyborg unicorn. Coming through the portal.

>>35026212
>>35026262

Do you think the model includes those ads in her portfolio?

>>35028791
I honestly thought it was a mannequin for the first two images.

>>35028791
I think the model hopes to God her next prospective employers don't find these ads

>>35026172
I can't imagine what it was like to live in a time where you could just go to another country with guns.

>>35028382
Truth, this shit is nuts.

I wonder if there's anything that even comes close.

>>35026107
>That is why she does not fear the savage

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>>35026202
i hear ya, all i ever meet are ones with rifle legs.

>>35031953
>>35026202
They're a bit of a unicorn.

>>35026202
Holy fuck, there was just so much shit going on I didn't even notice that.

>>35032112

>It's so dense, every single ad has so many things going on

>>35025652
>>35026212
>>35026262
Fucking hell, for a second I thought these were the over-the-top gun advertisements from E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy, but no, they're even more absurd and they're real.

>when a half woman half guns cyborg babe travels through time to terminate you with extreme prejudice and extreme trigger control, to prevent you from testifying against her in cyber-court 20 years from now-
>will you trust the Witness Protection Program to keep you safe?
>or the Witness Polymer Protection series?
>"come buy these if you want to live"

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>>35032112
It's a real shame those are like.... completely untoppable. Derailed the thread on their own with just aweposting.

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>>35025652
>>35026212
>>35026262
They're still making weird ads. Current issue of American Rifleman.
>not sleeping like Merle

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>>35025652
How was this green lit by anyone?

>>35033643
How was this not greenlit by everyone? How did I only learn about it from this thread?

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>>35033643
I can only imagine the CEO saw how much it cost to hire a professional advertising company and said "Fuck that. I know some photoshop. I'll do it myself."

and then while he was at it, added in his fetish for amputee robogirls.

>>35025690
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>>35026132
EAA is located about a 15 minute drive from me so it doesn't surprise me this shit is so bad. This place is filled with boomers and really fucking dumb people.

>>35034005
It's genius marketing, whatever the fuck it is. Who could possibly bleach that image from their mind once they've seen it?

>>35034005

Literally all they do is import Italian clones of Czech guns and resell them.
Tapco is a think tank compared to them, as far as brain activity is concerned.

>>35033643
Tbh it's stupidly memorable. It's like a borg/dungeons and dragons fanart piece.

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>>35025690
Oh boy do I have bad news for you.

>>35035761
They should print a calendar of their ads.

>>35035761
ok no fucking way is that real

>>35033225
Nah that bitch fucked up cause I've got my savage automatic. 10 rounds of powerful "fuck you", she'll fear the savage

>>35026212
That witness elite stock has top aesthetics tbqh. 10/10 would have in 10mm

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They remind me of old sega ads

>S-GA!!!!!

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>>35040392

Old ads are the best.

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>>35025652
but will it help me own the school year like a hero?

>>35041396
>the virgin console player
>the PC Chad-ster Race

>>35033605
I like the Pasta CZs for how much sheer shit they have to offer but that rail looks kinda wrong to my neo-fudd ass.
It interfere with conceal carrying at all?

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>>35043458
>conceal carrying
Anon the K2 is large and heavy, I don't know if Dwayne Johnson could conceal it. I've never tried.

>>35026212
The guns them selves actually look pretty cool. I have no experience with EAA and cannot attest

I wonder who is the one behind all this, its honesty art on some level. The theme of the pistols as the woman's legs is just so strange and dream like. Truly bizarre

>>35033605
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merle_%28dog_coat%29
>Merle is a pattern in a dog's coat.

This guy named his dog "spotted dog." The absolute madman.

>>35044572
so this is the power of BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP posting

>>35038251

Do not doubt the amount of LSD the EAA Marketing Team takes on the regular.

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>>35026172

These ads work. I never wanted one before seeing them.

>>35034005
That Cocoa, right?

>>35044572
>>35044708
This is one of my favorite memes and this is now one of my favorite images.

>>35045239
>machine guns

lol

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Some of these are a huge stretch... since guns are a rather mature tech you hardly ever get funny shit like a few MB of storage for a couple grand.

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>>35025652

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>>35045868
Fucking nice

>>35044993
Well holy fuck its in rockledge.
>>35034005
15-20 minute drive from me too, wana bump uglies?

>>35045925
>In a world of compromise, some don't

>>35045913

I'd love to fire this cocksucker in full auto

>>35028791
>>35029354
>So, Miss Anon what did you do before applying with us?
Remembers EEA photo shoot
>Porn. Interracial scat porn.

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>>35044437
>$189.50

>>35044938
what cal. is the Savage Auto/

>>35047637

That's about $1500 in 2017 dollarydoos, senpai.

>>35045261
"Everyday I curse my inventors for providing me with such formidable armor, for I long only for the sweet release of death"

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>>35025967
>it usually works

pls b reel

>>35047647
Most were in .32 ACP.

>>35047647
.32/.380
small batch of .45 were made for trials

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>>35047637
see >>35047738
this this this.
People are always talking about cheap guns and milsurp from the past when they dont realize the dollar has depreciated quite a fucking bit since then.

>70 dollar mosin nagants from the 80s
>is actually 315 dollars today
"hur dur cheap milsurp is a thing of the past its all gone now"
fucking retards, I swear.