what's your excuse /k/?

>>35017935
They won't lower physical or grooming standards for me

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>>35017949
This


She got in because diversity quotas.

>>35017935
Her pussy must be toasty

>>35017935
I did six years, and through higher standard. Gen Z female trooper can fuck off.

Excuse? They wouldn't even let me in.

>>35017935

I'm a staunch libertarian and see no conceivable reason for me personally to sign away my rights and get treated like shit to make a relative pitance.

>>35017963
And your cock must be confitted under all those rolls, nigger. What's that got to do with shit?

Also, to answer OP: Cause I have no green card and only want to serve Uncle Sam.

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Just learned 18x didn't need a college degree like i thought it did. Plus I'm over weight. So here i am a fool in fools shoes

>>35017955
And then she won an MM

>>35017935
I was stupid enough to be physically active as a teenager, played sports, picked up an injury which now bars me from service.

FeelsBadMan.jpg

>>35017935
Why would I need an excuse for not joining bongland's military?

>>35017935
Scoliosis and gastrointestinal issues. Even in 2003 they didn't want me.

Why join the army if all that you ever do is fight stupid wars that serve no purpose other then enrich and further the schemes of rich politicians.

Western armies no longer serve the people and said picture proves the point. If the whole point was to serve the country, then women would have never been allowed in. Armies all over the west have become a farce.

Save yourself from dying in a stupid conflict killing worthless people for them to then migrate to your country anyway and mooch off your sacrifice.

The idea that people have of the military is the idea that died in 1945 with the great European fratricide.

>>35017935
I did the whole military thing, immensely over-hyped.

>Do you like working 60 hours a week?
>And getting paid shit for it?
>Do you like forever wondering if you'll get a weekend off, even when not deployed?
>Can you put up with affirmative action senior leadership?
>Do you enjoy presentations on why you're a rapist and why rape is bad that last 4 hours, once a month?

If yes, then the military could be for you!


The benefits are nice though, I got free(mostly) health care for life and the GI Bill or 9/11 is nice too.

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>>35017935
>What's your excuse for not making fat cats fighter while you live a miserable, virtually slave-like life "fighting for your country" halfway around the world against a bunch of dirt farmers who are afraid of flashlights?

>>35017935
I decided to be a functional, well adjusted, productive member of society, rather than a leech, and welfare queen in exchange for cleaning toilets in the military.

>>35017995
This.
you can get better para military training as a civillian than your average grunt.
the average milfag has less training then that.
have fun, fuck bitches, drink, and go do the fun mil type shit on the weekends, and leave the "area beautification" to the idiot's who signed their lives away.

>>35018103
>why join the army
Kill some middle eastern scum?

>>35018125
>On 4chan at this hour
>Productive member of society

Timestamp of bank account and housing, or no one believes you basement dweller.

>>35018148
>2012 + 5
>US still removing hummus
nigga you high, active duty fags just handwash rocks, rake sand, and clean shitters right now.

>>35018178
>on 4 chan at 6 am pacific, before work.

>>35018135
> I have no idea what im talking about; the post

Meeting up every sunday and Billy-Bobs house to get drunk and shoot cans at thirty yards =/= proper military training

>>35018218
>not up to date about how IPAs have become muslim insurgents
remove hops.

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>>35018135
Actually laughed at this one. Hope it was bait.

>>35018236
Sadly i dont think he was joking, theres actually people that stupid

I wonder how pungent their pussy's get, and as you fuck them in the field, whether your dick and her pussy would just kick up a cloud of erotic BO cheese aroma.

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9 years already

Because I'm 5 9 200 lbs and have a job as finance assistant for a steel company in a few years I'll be in a higher position and will be making more than double what someone in the forces does also cba with all the rules and shit I respect the people who do this shit but it just ain't for me it's seems like it would be cool but it also seems like that's just the surface and realisticly it would suck ass.

I still like funz and shit tho even tho I'm from bongistan.

>>35017955
>diversity quotas
this, ruined my career and kept his crackhead tribesmen in

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>>35018000
>triggered

>>35018135
you literally can not

>>35018218
>Meeting up every sunday and Billy-Bobs house to get drunk and shoot cans at thirty yards =/= proper military training

Literally this. Even big city SWAT guys are hard pressed to compete with a seasoned Marine or Army grunt. Taking a couple of classes from an NRA certified instructor is sure as hell not going to get you trained either.

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>>35018000
Found the cunt having bitch boi

>>35018052
>MM

I'll just give the benefit of the doubt and assume you mean MC, because she sure as shit wasn't old enough to join in 93'

>>35017949
this plus i turn 35 this year

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My country's military is corrupted and is practically supporting ISIS, I tried to enlist to FFL but got DQ'd

>>35017935
What muzzle device is that? Looks like a 249 of some sort

>>35019910
So whereabouts in the US are you from?

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>>35019958
I wish I was in US, I live in Turkey

>>35017935
>Canadian
>during peacetime
I'd see more action working as a bouncer in a shady nightclub. Get more action as well, if you catch my drift.

>>35018052
>And then she won an MM
No she did not.

>>35017935
Is she supposed to be somebody important? Because for all I know, it could be some rear echelon cunt trying to get a cool photo for FB likes. What excuses are we trying to make, I did my 4 years?

>>35018148
If you are SF or air-force pilot maybe

>>35020002
Dont worry mate it was a joke

>>35020107
This. It's cool and all people join, but don't be a pretentious cunt

>>35018236
It is, he's done this before.

>>35017935
Because the niggers in Ottawa are slower than opiate hopped snails when it comes to paperwork.

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Hormonal acne ;-;

>>35017935
Those boots are REMF clean.

what happens when her vagina starts to bleed, do girls poop with the men?

>>35017935
She's Israeli so it's mandatory service

>>35019909
I always forget that some of you guys arent just teenagers living h your parents spending all you minimum wage job money on toys. Some of you are grown adults living with your parents spending all your slightly above minimum wage job money on toys.

>>35017935
Literal Asperger's/ADHD. Otherwise I'd jump at the opportunity to slot ISIS.

Actually I leave in a few more days. It's been nice boys.

>>35017935
id tap that, but it looks like she lives really far away

>>35021628
She's British you bloody retard.

>>35021628
Are you blind?

>>35017935
Because appealing medical deferments takes a long time in Britbong land.

DD214. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm a good goy.

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>>35017935
I am mentally unwell

>>35017935
Nice photo op everything is too clean

So what would /k/ think of women in the military if they had to pass the same standards that men do? Personally I would have no qualms with it, prefer it even. I've never reallly had an issue with women in the military, just the fucked up bullshit standards they have in comparison to men.

>>35022067
I think an overwhelming majority would be okay with that. As a realist, I don't think very many women would cut it though. Also to a degree I don't see why they don't just lower the standards for a lot of POG jobs across the board. I was intel and never needed to deploy, and could have easily been 300 lbs without affecting mission readiness.

>>35021945
Same, and now I'm 27. When I tried to join they told me that 27 was too old, but I'm not sure if they changed that or not.

>>35022088
On the flip side, in college a classmate was supposed to be one of the dudes that maintained the computers in the TOC, but during the initial invasion he was put to kick doors and do grunt shit for the entirety of his deployment. 300lb dudes having heart attacks trying to run for cover would fuck everyone.

>>35022115
Woah, I'd never heard of anything like that happening. I don't know how I'd feel about that. I went intel because I was a pussy at 18. Now I'm only slightly less of a pussy, but that sounds like it would be a blast because intel was the most dull boring shit ever.

>>35022088
Yeah I doubt there would be as many women in, but on the bright side that just cuts out the fat. Means the women that do make it are far more capable at doing their job. Unless they're a POG like you said, but I don't think it's an entirely bad thing for everyone to have the same training standards no matter the specifics of their job. If nothing else it promotes fitness/better than nothing.

>>35021748
>>35017935
Got that sweet DD-214

medical DQ.

>>35018103
Beats being on the internet all day

>>35017955
>>35017949
>How to spot a MRA

I have a really bad peanut allergy.

>>35017935
Why would I join and get shot at by sandniggers when I can't even loot?

>>35022507
same. T1 Diabetic, pulled the short straw on that one. Just lucky i guess.

>inb4 hurr durr you have diabetes you fat fuck

>>35017935
medically unfit, bad legs and feet. My family has over a century of combined service tho.

>>35017935
I'm not a dumb slag who goes on photo ops?

>>35022567
>>35018000
>>35021674
salty cunt

>>35025553
Why do (You) go your own way?

>>35017935
>backwards plate carrier
okay

Shot myself in the ankle during a photo shoot.

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>>35017935
finishing school so I can get into OCS or at least get more benefits
I still might not even go for it at all, been taking too many redpills lately

Did it in 2002. I'm not fighting another war for kikes and their bought politicians who will throw you out like yesterday's garbage once they don't need you anymore.

>>35026264
Cocksuckers like John McCain and the bankers who own him sit back and laugh and send America boys off to die just so they can enrich themselves by a couple of hundred thousand dollars. You'll never see his cow titted daughter anywhere near a combat zone. Then you have the fucking coastal elite, all of these fucking talking heads and commentators. They sit in their fucking penthouse apartment sipping whatever wine was in the latest trendy movie about a bunch of fags and they tell you you're a coward if you don't go and call you a baby killer when you do. And the fucking kikes in Hollywood do their best to glamorize it and then make movies showing vets as deranged animals once it's all over. Fuck them all. Don't buy the jew bullshit.

>>35017935

I have a real job that pays real money

>>35018017

...Is that who I think it is?

>>35026161
I just started school, I wanted to just enlist, and then got convinced to try to go to OCS.
Now I'm thinking I absolutely fucking hate school so much I want to just enlist.