We've heard of the truck gun but what would a Jeep gun be?

An M3 Grease Gun taped underneath the driver's seat.

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>>35011892
also Jeep owners are less likely to own a gun but more likely to know what to do in a SHTF situation

a pistol that gets fired as much as the jeep goes offroad

(never)

Ideally a Ma Deuce on the roof.

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>>35011909
what is the Jeep of handguns?

>>35011933
glock

very dependable for what it's made for but pretty overrated in general

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>>35011942
DELET THIS

>>35011933
An AR pistol.

>>35011959
no, you DELET that!

now i'm sad as fuck

>>35011959
They asked. I'm just providing a Jeep gun option.

>>35011959
>people actually want to fuck their mother

>>35012004
>not wanting a loving and caring gf

>>35011933
>/fit/'s wet dream

>>35011971
I'll hold you.

>>35012004
I think it's more about men having a woman take care of them and pamper them in a relationship, since most of the time its the reverse.

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>>35012009
>ahhhh fuck mom take my dick take it you incestuous whore
kill yourself

>>35011959
Guys.. how do I de let something? Fuck school just got out, didn't it?

>>35012040
it doesn't say that anywhere you fuckface, the title literally says (not literal)

>>35011892
A retarded idea.

>Hurr let me put a deadly weapon in one of the most notoriously easy to break into vehicles

>>35012004
i think that it is a misunderstanding of what they want.
they don't want a "mommy" they just want a girlfriend/wife that pampers them.

unless they're just plain incestuous. fukin weirdos.

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>>35012040
>>35012004
maybe this is more your style you monsters

>>35012054
>implying you wouldn't scream mommy while fucking your 'mommygf'
its an incest fantasy hiding under the facade of gentle femdom

>>35012066
I wish that I'd known in that first minute we met

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>>35012066
ouch man

I'm listening to Hospice now, gonna listen to some new music

>>35012077

the unpayable debt that i owe you

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>>35012004
>People don't

>>35012086
literally the worst /mu/core album
get some taste friend; sadcore is so 2011

>>35011892
A Taurus Spectrum, because Keep drivers are autistic.

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>>35012102
>he doesn't listen to Bright Eyes in 2017
anon...

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>>35011892
US Rifle
Cal .30 M1

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>>35011892
The AR-15 of course. Kind of meh and not the best to start with off the shelf but if you want to spend the money you can have whatever your heart desires.

But really any cheap-ish mass produced gun fits.

>>35012102
nonono, this is my first time listening to the album, BECAUSE it was in the image

I'm listening to QOTSA's new album because i like their shit.
https://youtu.be/LxijhTgxkyk?list=PLWplDykKRdCT8Q8RaJStZspLjehob-nGZ

>>35012158
my friend was earlier today
I didn't even know they were still, uh, alive

>>35011933
Maybe one of the bad Kimber 1911s in the sense that they're both unreliable pieces of shit with a similar consumer base: people with grunt style t-shirts and goatees. Bonus points for oakleys or a yeti cooler sticker on the jeep.

>>35011892
>what would a Jeep gun be?
Stolen.

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>>35011959
I wish I had a girl like that
>>35012004
>t. Retard

>>35011907
But she's into guns too!
Maybe keep owners just obsess about their keeps more than their guns!

>>35011954
Nah, glocks may be ugly but they get the job done
>t. Fed
A jeep gun is something you buy because it gives off an image that you go off roading, in this case shooting.

I would say, a hi point

>>35012076
A girl calling you 'daddy' isn't for some sick incest thing. You know you have to be 18 to come on this site, right? You should leave.

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>>35011942
>no bayonet lug
>no threaded barrel
>no grenade launcher mount
>no shoulder thing that goes up

It's almost like you WANT it to be CA-legal

>>35012246
You are legitimately retarded

>>35012246
>A girl calling you 'daddy' isn't for some sick incest thing.
Only chicks with daddy issues do that.

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>>35011933
I have never seen a slant eyes eyes go so round

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>>35012149
>Not 1911? Plebs don't get jeeps anon!
>Not M1 carbine?
>Not M1919?
>Not M2?

>>35012246
>>35012305
this

>>35012066
I fucking know this feel

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>>35011933
>some random Japanese girls get to feel up a buff man
>I don't

This shit ain't fair, man

>>35011892
Would bang

>>35012004
Part of the Oedipal condition. for some its looks, for some its what they did, for some its personality...

>>35011962
this.

but suppressed in .300Blk

>>35012183
This. Unless you got a hard body jeep with a good place to stash it (locked in the glove box), I wouldn't keep a gun in the jeep.

>>35011892
Several M1919s or bust.

>>35015084
Offer her a shower for 2, a bus ticket, and a hundred bucks and I bet you'd have a hell of a time.

>>35011892
I hate idiots like you.

>>35011933

Why a glock pistol of course.

>>35015229
or just give her some eggs

>>35011933
ruger p series