Friend is going to boot camp

>>34997476
Lube

>>34997476
>Men buying other grown men gifts

Is this a numale thing? Shake his hand and wish him well. Write him while he's in, send newspaper articles and things he will find humurous.

Mail him a dildo and some gay porn.

>>34997489
Did you just assume my gender?

>>34997476
>That picture
>F22 (1997)

Holy shit, is the F22 really that old??

>>34997499
Yes. Youre a male. If you aren't, suck his fucking penis you dumb bitch.

>>34997507
>Implying he would like that
>Implying he isnt gay

Did you just assume his sexuality?

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>>34997518
Then strap this on your head and rectal root.

Oh, did you assume I'm a human? I'm a dog.

>>34997526
>tfw no dildodog

>>34997476
calling the Z-10 a clone is preposterous, and the Z-19 is more of a clone of the Ninja than of the Kiowa.

If he can't drink it or smoke it, then it is a fag gift

>>34997489
This. Idk wtf going on anymore.

>>34997476
Socks. Nice socks from a hiking store.

>>34997497
10/10

>>34997526
whoos a gooboy?

>>34999744
Socks aren't gay. You can wank into them, use them as gloves, contraception as a hat and as intended.

>>34997476
Navy or Marines?
If he's going Marines maybe a basic looking watch. You should probably get him something he can use after he graduates, not before. Maybe a leatherman sidekick or something.
lmaoing at all the pretend hardasses ITT

>>34997476
A plain looking but good quality digital watch with a stopwatch function.

>>35000906
He's going from CG to Army.

The watch is a good suggestion.

>>34997528
dildog