Let's have a French military thread
>>34994113
Here is a popular weapon.
>>34994113
bump
>>34994254
Popular with the Wehrmacht and the Nazis too.
>>34994808
nice comeback pierre, really showed him.
>>34994681
>those visors
THICC
>>34994681
Why two pistols?
>>34994113
>>34994113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiUVe6WUJ14
>>34994840
I see a pistol and a grenade on the chest.
Dinassaut are cool. I wish I could bomb around Indochina in a patrol boat.
>>34994982
kek
>>34995109
>>34995153
>>34994840
Use a gun. If that don't work, use more gun.
>>34994681
What shotgun is that on the left?
Is that a merc from stalker?
>>34994681
is this gign?
>>34995320
looks like a benelli m4
>>34994681
FUCKING HELL NIGGERS, WHY ISN'T ANYONE POINTING THE OBVIOUS. FAR RIGHT TACTICAL BAGUETTE IS THE ONLY ONE SPORTING FLECKTARN.
GOD DAMN BREAK UP IN AESTHETICS
>>34994254
fpbp
>>34994254
you realize that france has engaged in over 150 major wars since the year 387 BC? they won 109 of those. The myth that france surrenders all the time is something only an ignorant, fat-fuck mouth breather would actually believe.
>>34994681
>black on woodland
That's really fuckin cool
>>34995547
welcome to /k/
>>34995547
found the frenchman
>>34994254
>>34995504
>>34995924
Go away lindybeige
SPAZ! FAMAS! SAVATE! FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION!
>>34994113
>france surrenders so much they actually employ foreigners to fight for them
>>34995547
>The myth that france surrenders all the time is something only an ignorant, fat-fuck mouth breather would actually believe.
The surrender meme was started by the French themselves and parroted by de Gaulle especially. It allowed the country to unify by giving the massive population of collaborators and right-wingers deniability instead of just reigniting the polarization of the 1930's.
>>34995547
Yeah, maybe you didn't always used to suck. You just sucked since ww1. I mean, it's not like you're Italians tho.
>>34996105
>Lebel with a rifle grenade
Pretty neat desu.
>>34998014
The US has an even shittier track record though.
>>34998025
Incorrect. Plus the US isn't even 300 years old. You're riding on past accomplishments. You haven't been relevant since Napoleon.
>>34994259
GIGN is police, not military
>>34998037
Franco prussian war for 50 points alex.
>>34998037
US military history:
Rebellion: Cucked by the Limeys until you got bailed out by the Frogs.
1812: Cucked by the Canadians until they grew bored and went home.
Mexican-American Wars: America beats up the special-ed kid in class.
Civil War: America manages to defeat itself.
WWI: America joins the war once it's already been won, proceeds to take credit for victory.
WWII: America does the same as in WWI, but also hands Eastern Europe over to Uncle Joe.
Korea: America gets buttfucked by starving Chinks, manages to eek out a multi-generational stalemate.
Vietnam: America gets buttfucked by starving rice farmers.
Gulf War I: America kicks ass for a short while, them promptly pulls out without finishing the war.
Gulf War II: America claims victory while the war is ongoing. Gets brutally buttfucked and retreats.
Afghanistan: America gets butfucked for decades, and will continue to get buttfucked for years to come.
>>34998048
Now they depend of the interior ministry like the police but they're still army.
Kind of stupid yes.
>>34998069
Spelled "eke," you retarded mongrel.
>>34998069
They wouldn't of been world wars if the US wasn't involved. It would of just been yuropean war. A lot of other shit you said is so wrong I can tell correcting you is pointless.
>>34997989
Maybe. If so it was only remembered by historians around the turn of the millennium. Then France refused to give in to US demands, and suddenly the US right revived it with a decidedly rabid zeal. Freedom fires, anyone?
>>34998048
Paramilitary
>>34997989
>The surrender meme was started by the French themselves
It was started by the US because France wouldn't follow them to Irak
>>34998090
>They wouldn't of been world wars if the US wasn't involved. It would of just been yuropean war
It's called World War because of the colonies you idiot
>>34998069
you're aware that without the US entering WWI, France would've gone into a full mutiny?
also, what is strategic bombing?
i pissed myself at Gulf War. there's a reason Saddam stayed in power under Bush Sr., because he's not an idiot like Bush Jr.
>>34998109
'The Sorrow and the Pity' was banned in France until 1981, it's hardly relegated to history.
>>34998400
Read a book.
>>34998462
>Read a book.
Thanks but I read books on a daily basis
>>34998474
Read the correct books.
You want to see how the GIPN trains ?
https://vimeo.com/230716605
This is the most dangerous force ever trained, but not like we'd like to pretend. I'm so mad.
>>34998501
Like the famous "how to achieve your independence using french soldiers and then forgetting all about it"?
>>34998567
I was more thinking this one.
>>34997814
>T H I C C
Char B1 best waifu
>>34998727
>They still had 1873s in WWI
Poor guys.
>>34998951
Probably his own
>>34999561
Bump
>>34995547
Lol, stfu you pussy ass stinky french faggot. Your country is a joke at warfare. Deal with it. You opened your asshole up to the prussian and Nazi and you liked it, if it wasn't for us Americans you'd be speaking german right now ! Don't bring the "Lafayette bullshit" we kept on winning your wars despite your cowardice...
>>35000242
>>34994113
>>34994259
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>>34994925
>>34996105
>>34997321
french gayness USA USA USA USA USA
>>34998048
Gendarmes are military
>>34996105
This is a tromblon VB. There was a hole in the center of the grenade so it could be fired with regular bullets (at that time bullet trap grenades weren't invented). There was also a mortar version using 4 old Gras rifles for saturation fire.
It was still used by police forces in the '90s for launching tear gas grenades.
The french love their gas grenades. They invented the current NATO spigot system for the MAS 36, and made the first rifle AT grenade alongside the british No. 68 with the Brandt 50mm grenade.
I vaguely understand that the French use a significantly different section composition from the norm? Is that right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMl-O_aP43s
(youtube channel full of translated documentaries about the french army)
>>34998069
>Implying that france was particularly useful in ww2.
>Implying that europe could have continued to fight off the nazis by themselves.
Also everyone knows that french people suck.
Eat my baguette you cheese eating surrender monkey faguette.
>>34994840
>>35000262
Doing this in EU is fun
>>35000602
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>>35000152
O fuk. That's some good camo
>>34994254
At the bataclan it was a police commander and his driver who were closest by so they went in first with nothing but their handguns and killed the first attacker which is what shifted them from actively shooting the crowd into a defensive posture taking hostages. Something tells me if that happened in New York the chief of the nypd would not be rushing in first. I have never seen such a high ranking police officer with a set of cast iron balls like that.
>>34995140
is that a Hawker Hurricane which shrunk in the wash?
>>34998450
Mutinies were in early 1917, us troops saw their first combat in early 1918 a full year after the small localised mutinies.
Strategic bombing was for the better part of the war a Brit thing.
>>34994982
underated post
>>34994113
What mask is that?
>>35000265
The USA wouldn't exist if it weren't for France's help.
>>34995109
>ywn spend a year bolting every kind of weapon available on a tired boat and patrol asian rivers wearing nothing but shorts and a pompom.
why even live.
>>35001142
>>35000242
>I don't understand history: the post
>>34997989
De Gaulle went in exile to London with a chunk of the government. The rest stayed and surrendered. De Gaulle continued the war from London while petain and his own brand of fascism ruled in France. De Gaulle never claimed that France surrendered all the time. In an effort to reunite a devastated country at war with itself, he said France surrendered to put an end to all of it. Same in Spain after franco died, the newly made king banned people from persecuting civil war crimes.
France was the second biggest empire at the time after great Britain. Only the Homeland was invaded by the Germans. All the colonies were behind de Gaulle after 1942. Can you blame them for not joining the allies sooner? Sure, but could you understand their point of view? The war in Europe in 1941 seemed like a pretty done deal, allying with Hitler was the rational decision for an old senile man like petain. Between total annihilation and a mostly autonomous self government the choice is clear. Compare how Frenchmen fared compared to polish or Belgian people. They fared better, and they even protected their Jews, compared to other countries, France saved 70+% of their Jews unlike poland and the Netherlands were very few of them managed to not get sent to camps.
The French are losers meme is a reoccurring meme ever since WW2. Because the French were not jumping on the US's dick like the rest of Europe during the cold war, because they didn't follow us in Irak like our pet Brits did etc. Really the Brits have fallen lower than the French IMHO, at least the French are fighting in Mali etc and have a semblance of autonomy, Brits have honestly become a 51st state...
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>>34994113
>posts a picture of a French police officer
Okay.
>>35002656
>>35002666
Paramilitary
>>34994840
In LE units like GIGN, RAID, PSIG and related, the front man that holds the shield is trained to new york reload.
This is way you often see them with a glock 26 strapped to the chest in addition to whatever sidearm they're rocking
>>34998014
>You just sucked since ww1
They sucked in a war that they won?
>>35002787
>UUUU
>>35002787
>rescuing this plane with survivors
>>35000242
>>34998014
>>34995924
lol im american
>>34998014
Shit bro, I'm American and I know it's WW2 they surrendered in so that cultural centers such as Paris wouldn't be subjected to brutal sieges that'd destroy most of the cultural heritage France had. The French government lost, at least the people and the exile government continued to fight and still maintained a world-class cultural center.
>>34998069
Gauls get fucked by Romans. Proceed to be a ruled populace until barbarians fuck Romans.
Gauls get fucked by barbarians, literally. Have multiple rape babies to make modern french.
French kick ass in the Middle East for awhile, gets brutally fucked.
French get fucked by British and fuck the British interchangeably.
France is schizo, gets cucked by the eternal anglo and is fucked in return for all the fucking from the past decade it did.
France gets fucked and has a rape baby with Prussia called Germany.
French fight a war on their land in stalemate for several years.
French get fucked by Germans, have a rape baby called Vichy France.
French continually angry at U.S., try to be better because they don't want the eternal Anglo being favored but eventually join NATO anyways.
Look, we're allies - what matters is that we don't get buttfucked by Ruskies, Chinese swarms, or whatever else there is. By the way, you left out our attempted genocide and proceeding to beat up Spain for pocket change , and the British and ANZAC were doing a bit poorly against the Japanese - so at least we can say we nuked the Japs into liking 2D and having suicidal businessmen.
>>35005616
That's a big tank
>>35006262
>>34994113
France a shit
They literally followed a crazed schizophrenic heretical whore into battle
>losing your heavy cavalry to a bunch of light archers with no melee weapons except wooden hammers and knives
>>35007200
>how to spot the anglo
>>35007221
This meme again.
It was a combination of archers protected by defensive fortifications and men-at-arms, mud, and retarded leadership. France won the Hundred Years War in the end. England lost almost all of its conquered lands and withdrew.
>>35007221
you should google Patay. The brits have a surprinsing tendancy to forget their defeats.
>>35007228
>worshipping a whore on a burning stick
frogs not even once
>>35007304
>still having a queen
>worshipping an old woman with a pink hat and an incestuous family
yeah, no, Jeanne is better
>>34998090
Are you fucking high? The central African campaign, the Arabian campaign and Turkey campaigns in the east? Actions in the far east colonies and naval conflict literally around the world in WW1?
Japan fighting China and later Britain, Egyptian campaign, German actions as far into central Asia as the Caucasus, Indonesia, Burma, Italian actions in central Africa, naval conflict across the breadth of the Atlantic, Pacific, Med, Indian oceans and South China Sea...
Read a book man, Jesus.
>>35007333
Then why did the French burn her?
Motherfucking French trench crossbow.
>>34998721
little known facts about the Char :
The turret hatch is on the back instead of being on the top like in most tanks. The germans put hatches on the cupolas of captured vehicles.
A B1 bis was modified as a flamethrower tank in 1940 and used as the basis of the Flammpanzer B2 after the armistice.
The B1bis has a hull MG next to the howitzer
Most french armored vehicles, including the B1, had an AA MG in the turret
Most of the time the mechanic acted as a fifth member of the crew and helped load the 47mm gun.
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>>35007537
Because of the anglos, you basterd
>>35009157
That isn't very informative, most bad things in the world can be explained by " Because of the anglos".
>>34998448
France lost this one too.
>>35008166
Hatch on the back...Much easier to bail out and keep the tank between you and the Germans when you run that way.
>>35001236
>pet brits
>51st state
Only fuck kek
>>35000454
I'm not a frog you mong.
>>35004645
>yank ramblings
Psst, I'm not french.
>>35007496
He's a yank, he can't read.
>>35010110
What's with the orange carrier?
>>34998048
Wrong.
>>34994113
mk.1 standard issue white flag
>>35010117
It's, similar to how the Simunition FAMASes are marked. I think it's a deactivated FAMAS used for training.
Or it's a carrier from a FLAMMAS (to launch heaving lines in the navy); those were orange but I don't remember if the carrier was colored or not.
>>35010451
Hint hint:
>blue marking
Training. Usually means real munition that can be shot but without explosive charge, OR blank rounds, OR simunition training guns, depending on what bears the marking.
>orange marking
Dummy round. Dummy bomb, missile, gun, whatever. Everything is inert and paperweight-tier.
>tfw had to carry a fake AT4CS which was only the launch tube with rocks inside to match the real thing's weight
At most you can practice safe manipulation with it, or it's used in some context where your marksmanship isn't tested and noone wants to run the risk to fuck up a real gun.
Those orange-marked famas' have their bolt soldered all over without firing pin of course, disassembly pins soldered in, holes drilled in the chamber, and the mechanism box is empty for good measure. They are absolutely beat to shit because that's what's used for obstacle courses.
This is pretty much nato standard.
How are the RIMa ? Especially the 2nd and 3rd Rimas
>>35010451
Who are those operators ?
I heard about SAED what is it exactly ?
>>35010979
G2 means navy, so it's either fusiliers marins or commandos marine.
>>35011088
>G2 mean navy
wrong, it's Generation
F1>G2>VALO>FELIN
all of these FAMAS are used in the french armed forces, they just take whatever is in stock to field the units
>>35011192
Outisde of the fact that the surbaissé and the félin versions are nothing more than heavily modded F1s, I encourage you to find me a single pic of a G2 in army hands.
Besides, the letter G is used because it follows the alphabetical order.
The G1 wasn't the first generation of FAMAS, there's an Au F2 instead of an Au G2, and so on.
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>>35000639
the french intervention in Mali is the most aesthetic modern conflict, prove me wrong. Protip, you can't
>>35011380
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>>35011192
G2 are only used in the navy you doofus.
And >>35011358 is right. Revalo and FELIN famas even retain all the original markings. They're nothing more than stashed F1's that got a slight rework, the most notable being the barrel.
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>>35011380
>>34994254
burger education folks
>>35011590
>>34998048
Gendarmerie is a branch of the military
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>>35011419
God damn that's some sci fi shit
>>35011590
Kek
>>35000428
If I remember correctly they have something like a 300 meter team of rifles, and a 600 meter team with a machine gun and grenade launcher
>>35001035
Avon S10 or SF10
>>35011925
That pose reminds me of a comics project by Reno (fantasy creatures invading our world).
>>35006155
You cheeky cunt
>>35002787
>>35011192
Aaaand that's a big pile of bullshit.
The G2 produced from 1991 to 1993 (20.000 units) were ONLY bought by the french navy.
you're dumber than anglos in this thread.
>>35012749
To think this simple yet effective modification by an armorer knowing his shit was scrapped in favor of the NEXTER/SAGEM bullshit.
dammit.
God only put trees in France so that Germans could march in the shade.
>>35012877
It's actually an artist's view of what an re innovated famas would look like for the time. The FELIN low profile carry handle without the stupid thermal would work just fine using a nice optic or reflex.
>>34994832
>confusedescargotmuncherfromblatantaussieautismintensifies.gif.jpg.xml
>>35000242
>f it wasn't for us Americans you'd be speaking german right now
I know this is bait but vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQEcMTSgg5w
>>35010992
Section d'aide à l'engagement débarqué
>>35013643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj3n02CQJiU
>>34994113
>Let's have a French military thread
So incompetent chain of command thread?
>>35017371
Some militaries have competent chains of command?
>>35004315
No your an idiot, get the fuck off my land shitsack.
>>35012109
>you don't get to bring France
>>35002641
No matter how cool looking you may think it is , this pistol is and will remain a piece of shit forever.
>>34998069
>The French making fun of america during the Vietnam war
>France actually lost to the Vietnamese militarily
Tell me again how France saved Western Europe during world war 2?
>>35010110
Neutralized famas used for training, these things are as functional as a baseball bat, you can't even pull the charging handle
>>35017596
At least France didn't have a massive technological advantage, fighting mostly with surplus from both world wars, no jets, no helos, no decent radio equipment and no conscripts.
Not to say that they didn't make humongous mistakes (Cao Bang evacuation, for example...), but them being the top dog in COIN warfare in the late sixties and saying to the US "don't go there, it's not worth the trouble" and getting completely ignored only for America to leave anyways must have left them with a grim sense of satisfaction.
The trahison of the West during ww2 was shameful, though.
>>35000265
ain't you got some hot dogs to grill outside your trailer, Billy-Bob?
>>35004645
>Gauls get fucked by Romans.
Ever heard about Brennus ? Check him out, his was pretty much /k/
ever heard or read "vae victis" somewhere ? It's from him. Protip : he wasn't talking about gauls when he said it.
>>35000265
>>35009710
Yeah...about twenty years after they already consistently defeated the rest of Europe. Napoleon got overconfident in Russia and the Peninsular War was a mistake.
Read the comments
https://youtu.be/IS1RB3qvFjc
>>35019760
>>35019760
>reading youtube comments
>ever
Still, on the topic of POW executions (and cheese-eating surrender monkeys), I used to live near Chasselay, where a battle took place:
Elements of various senegalese tirailleurs regiments, one anti-aircraft regiment, and some french legionnaires didn't recieve the orders to retreat when Lyon was declared an open city, since french lines of communications where a bit hectic in June 1940. So when the entire SS Totenkopf division and the Grossdeutschland regiment came, they did what their last orders ordered them to and held on. After losing 9/10th of their number, the french forces regrouped the next day and attempted to stop the germans again. Numbering 200 against 25000.
The germans captured approx. 70 people, separated the black soldiers from the whites and machinegunned them (as well as the white soldiers that tried to intervene), then ran over them with tanks.
They also forbid the villagers to bury the dead, but despite that a mass grave was made, and in 1942 the Tata (pic), hosting 186 tirailleurs and 2 legionnaires (and a couple other names for MIA people) was built.
The germans burned their death so it would be impossible to number them, wanting to erase all signs of untermenshen even slowing down the glorious nazi army, not to mention killing them.
I went there, people still put written messages on the tombstones. It's a powerful place.
>>35004645
>mfw Rome is sacked in a matter of hours, and it takes them 400 years to retaliate
>>35021608
Do not forget they could have sacked the city without combat, slowing slaughtering guards, if gooses didn't not spot them.
>>35013758
Everyone circlejerks the stahlhelm and trenchcoat but damn the blue uniform is hot. Has the French army always been the most /fa/?
>>35022107
Yes.
Current navy uniforms were designed by Jean-Paul Gaultier.
>>34994982
Lmao nice
>>35000265
Dude, you know they're literally our oldest allies right? The past couple of decades have been a little rocky, but all in all they've been brothers-in-arms.
>>34998048
Gendarmes are military. You're thinking of GIPN.
>>35000265
>>34994254
>>34994835
Seriously, what are they supposed to be, bullet resistant?
>>34994254
>Le surrender meme XD!
>>35028691
It's a ballistic visor
>>35027575
>that pipe
>>34994254
For you.
How about "military" weapons as a french civilian?
>>35029618
french civilian don't get military weapons...
off limits for everyone no permits
>>35029618
Hahahahahaha
>>35029618
What is that at the top?
>>35029685
>french civilian don't get military weapons...
>off limits for everyone no permits
What.
That's just fucking wrong dude.
Stop spreading disinformation. Pic related is perfectly possible in France.
>>35030025
>What is that at the top?
Looks like a Benelli M4 shorty to me.
>>34994808
Bloody frog didn't even catch the irony of his picrelated...
>>35029685