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The bolter from wh40k is the most dick errecting weapon a man can have.
>>34991222
it looks retarded
Bumping with the different lasgun patterns
>>34991813
Also posting some variants of the Kantrael Pattern Lasgun+some Laspistols
>>34991894
superior design coming through
>>34991222
The question is balancing the payload vs the fuel used for propelling the thing. I heard something about Gyro jets getting the ports clogged or something.
>>34992802
if you make them dual motor they can ignite out off the barrel easily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9y8NINIgk8
IF IT HAS MORE THAN TWO LEGS
YOU KILL IT
>>34992832
My nigger
>>34991222
Do they have a trademark on the name? Because some sort of magazine fed 10-gauge "pistol" that looks like that would be awesome.
>>34992949
>fucking with Games Workshop's IP
Buy a coffin first.
>>34991222
This fucking guy on the left. I want to be him.
My favourite piece of art GW has ever done I think.
>>34993316
You're entitled to your opinion, but you have to acknowledge that this is objectively the best full-page you've ever seen.
>>34993352
t.heretic
BIG GUNS best guns
>>34991222
>>34991813
>>34991894
>>34992735
>>34992802
>>34992832
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>>34993316
>>34993352
>>34993390
Warhammer 40k is the definition of poorly designed manlet fiction. Nonironically liking that shit is a clear sign of mental illness.
Get some real fucking taste you assholes.
>>34993461
piss off Dad, I'm painting my little lead mans
>>34993461
I love me some Ma.K too.
But if you don't think the Guard have some cool shit then you can fellate a rake.
>>34993461
it's just a gaem y u hab 2 b mad?
>>34993461
>hurf durf people like things i dont
getting buttblasted about this sort of things is a clear sign of mental illness
>>34993461
>Get some real fucking taste you assholes
butthurt because nobodys heard of your no name wanna be 40k cartoon?
>>34993461
Exactly
Infinity is better
>>34993525
Not that guy, but Maschinen Kreiger's actually a range of model kits and the setting and aesthetic is nothing like that of 40k.
More people should know about it, it's got some awesome designs.
>>34993525
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>>34993491
"Stop making fun of my gay ass skulls, Muh Dune rip-off with horribly childish designs!"
Fuck man, like this shit is objectively terrible, like a parody of actually good fiction.
The fucking South Park of military scifi.
Pathetic.
I just linked to superior tabletop games with design work and concepts light-years ahead of the Games Workshop spergshit.
>>34993584
Do you actually like that middle design?
No accounting for shit taste I guess.
>>34993588
>having fun unleashing your inner 14yo
vs
>actually MY little lead mans are mature and awesome and actually cuntured and the patrician's choice of little lead mans
Sad.
>>34993613
>no-one has heard of infinity
Damn it really is niche
>>34993613
Its alright, there's a modicum of thought put into it. Not the best Ma.K has to offer.
40k seems like the brainchild of a test group of 12 year old. Which seems to be synonymous with the tastes of retards such as the 40k fanbase.
With my replies I'm just linking patrician military scifi aesthetics that seem to repel plebs and mongs.
>>34993660
Aleph a best, all other factions a shit.
>>34993667
40K books are pretty good
>>34993667
I bet you're the kind of gaylord who prefers the Judge Dredd film to the comics.
>>34993681
Fuck you space crusaders > everything
>>34993667
I don't even follow 40k but from what I've gleaned from lurking this kind of shit on /k/ even I can understand its more for the aesthetic if you're referring chiefly to the tech of the Imperium. Anyone correct me if I'm wrong, but I've come under the impression that new technology is pretty taboo and only accepted designs are permitted to be built, mostly very old designs from before some time period or something, in which case the style makes sense to me solely for the aesthetic they're going for. It's not hard sci-fi by any means, and if you're taking it that way then you might want to get tested for autism
>>34993682
Pass. They're derivative and overly indulgent with no sense of taste outside pleasing teens.
I'll stick actual military scifi with some aspirations higher than being 'badass'.
>>34993731
I like stories
>>34993719
The Judge Dredd comics are a work of genius my Goodman. I am very much a fan.
>>34993730
I saw this thread and felt like taking a dump on these pole smokers. Every now and then they should be reminded that the fiction they worship is hollow and retarded.
>>34993731
get>>34993731
>>34993771
>The Judge Dredd comics are a work of genius
I could tell you something about Dredd and 40K that would blow your tiny little mind, my son.
>>34993660
Nah man, I've got a large Haqqislam force and a reasonable amount of Yu Jing (mostly ISS). Maghariba Guard is the sexiest.
>>34993667
>Not the best Ma.K has to offer
That middle design isn't Ma.K though?
Check out a lot of the Forge World Imperial Guard designs, and the Tau too. Those are great military sci-fi stuff.
Also, you know Dan Abnett, who's written a tonne of shit for 2000AD, including Dredd, wrote some of the most highly regarded 40k novels, the Eisenhorn and Gaunts Ghosts series?
>>34993786
Make my day pal.
What went so wrong with 40k? The original vision seems palatable, but now it's fucking insufferable.
Modern 40k is not fucking satire, if that's what you're going to say.
>>34993807
iunno m8
I've not been in a GW for 20 years. I hear something about a Spiritual Liege.
>>34993806
I'll take your word for it.
Though I'm not trying to read any 40k any time soon. Maybe when my reading backlog is exhausted.
>>34993854
the spiritual liege is back and he's banging some eldar chick who destroyed several craftworlds for no reason
>>34993881
"Woah bad ass dude"
>>34993881
Oh nice.
Maybe I'll just strip my beakies for a new coat of paint some time.
>>34991222
>40k pollution
just grow up already.
>>34993896
????
>>34993461
Stop liking what I don't like!
>>34993922
you're not even my real dad
>>34993939
Tfw you can't even defend the 40k cancer.
>>34993731
The gaunt's ghosts books are pretty good for that
>>34993922
that is captain fucking falcon in disguise on the right.
>>34993719
Dredd>comics>Judge Dredd
>>34994116
>>34993461
Two of the things you posted are actually from Fallout you downie.
>>34994216
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>>34993806
AFAIK Abnett hasn't written for them in years. In the meantime they've handed control over to gigantic faggots who have damaged 40k immensely by making it canon that Chaos is destined to win in the end (making the Imperium and all your favorite Xenos irrelevant and utterly pointless), and that the Horus Heresy was nothing but autistic screeching and super-powered daddy issues. Now GW is advancing the plot in a horrendously stupid way (super space marines guys! Also the Primaris Marines are 'true scale' so buy your Marine armies all over again, faggots) and misspelling everything (Aeldari) or renaming it in pseudo latin (Astra Militarum) because 'Eldar' and 'Imperial Guard' can't be copyrighted. And to top it all off, Dawn of War 3 is cancerous MOBA shit. Yes I mad.
>>34994251
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>>34994337
I've always had a thing for the classics.
>>34994352
>>34993922
>implying there aren't based 40k cosplayers
Lotta dakka.
>>34994412
I just read Old Man's War, what should I read next?
>>34993588
Are u jokin what we design uses high advance laser mechanics these days u fucking degenerate srsly we are craft men gods, we create, write and paint the best fucking fiction model beyond ur fucking imagination. We are working hard to create a good product and all we get is ^ hahaha not suitable mature material compared to this retarded start up scam^ fuck off you fucking potato. I hope none ever breeds with you ever and that ur life on is brought misary
Games work artist signing out / last gw anon of /k/ _ May the chaos never seize action
>>34993588
>>34994261
But hey that's just theory A GAMES THEORY
DoD I share you anger as GW og crew member but u srsly wtf are we suppose to do look around all other companies since H have died i mean hell hasn't it been... Like... 17ish since we got plastic factories? I don't know the exact origin plan but hell it's been a long fucking time it's not exactly easy to plan something like this out
>>34994607
And yea I fucking hate the new direction we are going in like fantasy lore wtf why kill all those old time characters? Not spoiling who but srsly the new books no mercy to old lore and I know it's gay people who are to blame really? Look at all the new mages they fucking gay wizards or women... and if it wasn't bad enough WTF HAPPEND TO THE ELIT SPACEMARINES
Before so gorgeous all looked so bad as now ? New chapter done every 2 month // go kys... the share holder have control and are turning my favorite task to a nightmare soon I swear soon the new elit task force are going to be women only in some burka covering space suit at least the new demons are cool :(
>>34994423
Oh man, what I wouldn't give to purge heretics with her...
>>34994488
The Excalibur is a thing of beauty
>>34994244
Please prove your comment. I fear you have a severe case of autism.
>>34994542
40k fags are the bronies /k/
>>34994741
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/M72_Gauss_rifle_(Fallout_2)
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Plasma_rifle_(Fallout)
>People shitting on 40k ITT
Actually nice for a change. The amount of dicksucking that derivative tryhard shit gets on this board belies belief.
>B-But thats the joke! Its not tryhard shit if its trying to be tryhard shit! muh heresy xd
no.
>>34994816
You failed. I don't know what mental gymnastics you used to reach that conclusion.
There's zero similarities... Even still these both predate fallout or developed isolated from it.
>>34995054
I think your misunderstanding >>34994244 what he meant to say was 2 of the things you quoted where from Fallout not 40k.
>>34995248
Oops, I was having too much fun.
>>34993381
>>34994423
>>34991813
Lucius pattern always.
Trukks are pretty fucking great.
Not gonna lie.
>>34995640
Ork Tekk is fun in general because it's just dangerous piles of scrap without the Ork psychic field making it work.
>>34995767
If you give an Ork a pipe and convince him it's a gun, it'll shoot.
>>34993461
Huhuh...heretic...huhuh
For duh emperor
>Tightly-coiled retractable wire around 100 metres in length.
>It uncoils and lashes around violently, liquefying bones and internal organs.
>>34996623
>Rare soulless human whose mere presence causes Eldar to die
>Forged into a living weapon
>>34996703
>>34993461
STOP LIKING THINGS
>>34991222
downscale pic related by about 20 times
>>34996780
STOP DISLIKING THINGS
BRRRRRRRRRRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5scT4NdjPw
>>34996812
>people actually dislike Zakus
>>34996833
I love Brrrrtttt, in all it's various forms.
>>34996780
I love how despite 40k being shit on, none of you retards can say anything redeeming about it. Just spew stuff like this.
Is 40k so hollow that it's own fans fail when it's dull nature is mentioned?
Nothing can be said in defence of such a piece of shit franchise.
Most of the UNSC weapons from Halo. Though the assault rifle is my favorite out of all of them.
>>34997127
The aesthetic is good.
Bang, there's one.
>>34997127
The lore.
I want a functional one so bad
>>34997224
>>34997239
Haha fucking weak man.
Both are insanely derivative and childish, nice lame ass replies.
>>34997213
For 'rule of cool' vidoegames, Halo does have some dope weapons and armor. Well Bungie era does.
>>34997362
Only now just realized sorta closely the Steyr AUG looks like a BR-55 Battle Rifle.
>>34993508
thin those paints
pic related not being #1 in this thread is very disappointing. I'm more disappointed in /k/ right now than a father finding out his son is gay.
BFG 9000, loved it in Doom 3. Something about charging that bitch up and launching a giant mass of plasma that fucks up everything in the room just turns my dick to diamond.
>>34997362
wow what a fag
pretty much anything from doom
>>34997452
Doom 3 is underrated. There I've said it.
We need some fucking Scope Dog up in this bitch!
>>34997365
I really don't get the appeal of blower tanks. They just seem so immensely impractical.
I know I just posted a mech and am now complaining about practicality, but that doesn't change my feelings on blower tanks.
i just want someone to make it real
it'd be better than 2D waifus irl
Iconic and beautiful
Original and the best.
>>34997498
F-f- fuh dah emperor.
You guys have more in common with Bronies and Furries than anything /k/.
>>34997646
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>>34997759
Patrician taste, nice to see fellow gentlemen.
>>34994785
No, they are not us....... Well......... Maybe a little.........
>>34998227
>animu mech garbo trying to tell anyone that they have poor taste
senpai...
>>34991762
T. I don't know what warhammer40k is
>>34998291
Doesnt make him wrong m8
>>34998294
I'll admit bolters need a redesign, but the concept is fucking sweet.
>>34998227
do you have any clue what 40k is about?
>>34997452
Doom 3 was a great game, the latest installment was forgettable imo.
>doom plasma rifle
Hhhhhhhnnnng
>>34998270
>>34998291
>>34998310
It's a shit aesthetic aimed at children, however like Bronies they've adjusted their target market to neckbearded faggots with skulls and dumbass Edgelord designs.
>>34998279
He doesn't know just how good the Starship Troopers power armor is. That design is far beyond your comprehension apparently to judge by its Origins and not by its practical and visionary merit.
But then again what does a 40k fanboy know of vision or quality designs.
>>34998512
I'm not talking about aesthetic, I mean lore, I like the property because of lore, also, just because some of us enjoy an over the top 80s esque design doesnt make it juvenile
>>34997362
You keep calling it childish.
But maybe just maybe, enjoying something because it's fun is reason enough? I enjoy the insanity of the universe and the vastness of it. From the honour bound adeptus astartes to the hilarity of the Ork hoards.
You keep saying its derivative but don't give a reason why or what it copies?
>>34998539
>>34998580
Not that guy.
I actually like parts of 40k aesthetically (most non-space marine parts of the imperium and mechanicus, almost everything else is ugly), but many 40k fans are fucking obnoxious on the internet and love to insert it into everything they can and the likening of them to bronies is not undeserved. As such many people have a higher then normal hatred of it.
>>34998539
40k artists need to stop making their characters hold weapons in awkward positions just so that the weapons are shown perfectly in profile.
>>34998659
better?
In the category of big guns, this motherfucker.
>>34998723
Or alternatively, 600 rounds of 20mm goodness per-minute.
>>34998753
Blomkamp needs to team up with an actually decent writer for whatever he does next. His FX are probably some of the best in the business but of his three big films only one of them was all that good outside the special effects department.
>we will never see blomkamp tackle halo
>even if we do it will be 343's bastardised version of halo
>>34998847
/mlk/ crossboarding master race?
I like halo by Bungie better than 40k war hammer
>>34993461
>everything has to be superserious and nothing can ever be over the top or contain the faintest little bit of humor nomatter how dark or stupid
>>34998580
>>34999197
Read a fucking book you mongoloids and maybe you'll see how childish 40k is. It takes the likes of Frank Herbert's Dune, Aliens, Tolkien and multitudes of genuine works of fantasy and science fiction and binds them into a turd of mediocrity that seems to breed deluded fans who then pollute every possible discussion with their filth. Especially on /k/.
It's same poisonous post modernist fuckery that's produced and sustained cancer like Family Guy and South Park.
So this thread I'm all about shitting on 40k's dumbass fanbase and shitting on the 'merits' their faggot ass fans seem to pedal to every single fucking anon they come across.
You guys drink piss some knowingly, some unknowingly then gloat about it so fucking often that it causes users to sperg the fuck out.
The 1996 Starship Troopers is humor, Dr Strangelove is humor. Fucking 40k? That's Bronie tier weapons grade autism.
>>34998683
Why does 40k art look all the same? There's no diversity in the work at all.
>>34998753
>>34998763
I'd love Blomkamp to team up with a solid animation studio, I'd like to see how over the top he can go without the confines of live action.
>>34994352
>my nigga Juan Gimenez
AWWWWW YEAAH
>>34998303
it's retarded, a gyrojet sniper/anti material gun would make sense. a gyrojet up close and personal submachine gun with bulky design and low ammo capacity is absolutely utterly moronic.
a 40mm mgl would be more versatile more powerful more destructive less complicated cheaper and probably specable to able to fire a proper hedp round which would actually be useful against light armor but would also destroy soft targets. like hit an ork with that shit and only the legs remain.
>>34999552
You seem mad.
>>34999552
Come on dude just let people like things. Sure it may be dumb, but if it makes them happy then why should they stop? I for example prefer retro FPS games but I dont fucking chimp out whenever someone tells me that they recently bought call of duty and theyre having fun with it, as long as theyre not pushing it onto me and just overall being toxic.
>inb4 t. 40k shill
I dont know anything about warhammer, or that dune and the other stuff that you apparently think is vastly superior to warhammer, I just come to these threads because i think the pictures look nice
Here is something decent:
The TR-116
>chemical propelled projectile
>has transporter attached
>can fire the projectile, transport through matter, till clear path to target and the inertia carries the bullet home
>has sensor attached for operator to look through walls
>>34999552
You're literally comparing science fiction books to a series thats satire. Warhammer 40k is satire, thats the fucking point.
>>34999552
>It takes the likes of Frank Herbert's Dune, Aliens, Tolkien and multitudes of genuine works of fantasy and science fiction and binds them
Congrats, anon, you've discovered the principal reason people like 40k.
In other news I want a motorized axe thrower with a big dwarf head on the front.
>>35001698
Kek. totally epic XD
>>35001632
That thing chafed my ass even more than most Star Trek technology.
Why not just teleport the slug into the man? Or teleport something nearby, like a vase or a chair, into the man? Or teleport the man into a nearby wall? Or teleport the man into space? Or teleport a chunk of the structure into space, causing a collapse or breach? Or just vaporize him with the fucking teleporter, which certainly should be possible since it happens accidentally often enough.
>>35001812
Because that isn't how transporters work. Maybe you could transport the projectile into the person, but then you wouldn't have the added kinetic energy. You can't just arbitrarily point a transporter at an object far away and transport it somewhere else, it has to go to the tranposter device (when "beaming" somebody up) or has to be in very close proximity to the transporter to be transported away. Also it's handheld, and doesn't have the same power as a normal transporter. All in all it makes more sense than lots of stuff in the universe
>>34997690
You know these are real guns right? It is a thompson machine gun with an underslung shotgun and a digital shot counter.
>>definitely diamonds
>>34998723
>>35001912
>Maybe you could transport the projectile into the person, but then you wouldn't have the added kinetic energy.
Transporters must be able to compensate for the movement of ships and planets, so they should be able to not do so, as well.
>You can't just arbitrarily point a transporter at an object far away and transport it somewhere else
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Site-to-site_transport
>>35002030
>Site-to-site transportation was very resource intensive. It consumed twice the energy of a conventional transport (since it was effectively two consecutive transport maneuvers), and required twice the time in the pattern buffer.
That's fine if you have an antimatter-core powering it, not useful for a handheld device
>Transporters must be able to compensate for the movement of ships and planets, so they should be able to not do so, as well.
The only time it was used was on a space station, no relative movement between the two
>>35002077
Do you enjoy rationalizing lazy writing?
>>35001812
>>35001912
>>35002030
>>35002077
God dammit guys, Star Trek tech is powered by shouting random technobabble at it. It's like the orks off 40K.
>>35002113
Yes. It's what helps me sleep at night.
>>34991222
Gravitational Beam Emitter by a manga named "BLAME!".
>But muh laws of physics
Tesla was correct and not Einstein, faggots.
>>34992949
>>34992802
>>34991222
Allow me to introduce you to the Saiga 12. Now someone develop a 2 inch long 12 gauge RPG round.
>>34991222
>diamonds are soft in comparison
>>35002325
also
>>34991813
Lucius, has usable sights and a grip that doesn't look like it'd try to fuck your hand.
>>34993786
Lol, I know where hes going with that...
I loved Rogue Trader and Judge Dread
>>34994394
My NIGGA
>>34999552
The whole point is it's heavy-metal-album-cover over the top. It's supposed to be retarded.
>>34994261
Hes on a rant, buuuut, hes not .....wrong.....
>>34997345
Theres only one in the world and its in a private collection in NewYork.
Also, for any who dont know, the main round is chambered in 44 Magum, the top barrel is a bolt action 222Remington that has three shots.
>>35002325
I hope this isn't my final form
>>34998723
FUCK YEAH! Best gun in the fucking game
>>34999563
>why does all 40k artwork look the same?
Only the newer works that are all done by CG do. Compare older art from Adrian Smith, Blanche, Frazetta, and others and you will see a wider variety.
>>35005812
>>35005812
>>35003305
Sooner or later they have to re-release RT. They like money, right?
>>34994261
>misspelling everything (Aeldari)
>because 'Eldar' and 'Imperial Guard' can't be copyrighted
Nice contradiction brah.
> Dawn of War 3 is cancerous MOBA shit
GW has nothing to do with what chucklefucks at Relic decided to do. GW handles the license and greenlights the story and internal consistency so it wont have anything they do not agree on like female spice muhreens on interspecies relationships.
>>34991222
I am you, but stronger