Here we will discuss HD scenarios and what we believe to be the best course of action. Provided is a basic layout of my place to provide reference. I think it'll be interesting to see what you guys can come up with.
I'll start with something basic:
>asleep in master bedroom
>Tyrell kicks in my door with intention to culturally enrich
>grab trusty 12ga
>stairway is fatal funnel
>>34986488
Realized I didn't provide reference for the stairs. Front door is at base of stairs.
Assuming the family is all upstairs, pop a squat up top the stairs and keep an eye on the entrance. Blast said dindu on sight.
>high noon
>in the kitchen heating up muh tendies
>hear loud crash from other end of house
>shrug it off
>there's always bang sounds coming from mom's room
>especially when that nigger mailman comes to visit
>take my tendies into the living room
>gonna watch some naturo and feast
>realize the front door is wide open
>put two and two together and run upstairs
>"I'll get so many gb points for saving mommy"
>take short break halfway up, gotta reserve energy
>go to my room first and retrieve my katana
>as I approach mommy's room the sounds get louder
>when I reach her door I quickly practice my jutsu
>"no room for failure"
>summon all my courage and burst into the room
>find mommy being split roasted by the nigger mailman and the friendly neighborhood Crackhead Carl
>>34986813
>Crackhead Carl