>shootan mp5 >go for HK slap >miss people saw

>>34985910
>shooting mp5
>go for HK slap
>gun moans

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>>34985943
>i moan

>>34985910
>find old stupid ugly black case in grandpas attik after we were cleaning out his old shitty house and selling his ugly fudd guns
>break the hinges off with a hammer
>it's looks like a PSG1 in black ops
>pry the scope off with the claws of the hammer
>it was old and shit probably
>gonna sell the rifle for a Salient Arms Glock 19
>throw the old rifle in the back of my truck
>the grip box falls off and breaks cause it's old cheap shit plastic
>put grandads old grip box on it
>has another bullet option on it
>try to put in pmag
>does fit in stupid old fudd gun
>rip open ugly gun box from the box and find a stupid big mag that's too big
>load it with tula cuz it's German and shit too
>point the gun at his safe and flip to more bullet mode
>press the side but it doesn't work because it's stupid shit
>pull the long dumb handle back
>it gets stuck because it's old and shit
>slap it
>pull the trigger
>it shoots all the bullets super fast
>I think it likes tul ammo
>tldr anyone else hate old people?

>>34986037
I'm going to be generous here. 3/10

I think that's about the best you're going to get.

>>34986037
Hah!

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>>34985910

>dad comes over
>definitely sees my Minerva Mink wallpaper on my PC
>awkward silence for a good hour

>>34986037
what did he mean by this

>>34985910
>when you find out you weren't meant to operate
God has a plan for all his good creatures.