How would you defend against pic?

meme answer : 1000 US marines riflemans with their respective loadouts

real answer : 45-70 gov't

>>34985290
>dragon
>many headed flying jaguar
>flying lion
>just a normal fucking bear
.45-70 for a brush gun unless that can't penetrate adequately for dragons.

.50bmg or 20mm otherwise.

>>34985290
Real meme answer: .45-70 AR

>>34985334
why has nobody made this yet ?
i would fucking pay for 45-70 AR holy shit

>>34985290
A ZSU would be perfect as its pretty much designed for this kind of low flying craft as well as being mobile.

Neemo Omen 300WM loaded with the 180gr 30-06 AP projectiles over a stupid amount of powder.

>>34985332
Ur Bear
Jago Chimera
swamp drake
god lion

get back on the bus you nerds

>a bunch of mythical creatures
>and a fucking grizzly

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>>34985375
>.458 SOCOM

>>34985290
No deer but I suppose a rock hard boner would still be effective.

>>34985290
Why is the bear eating twizzlers?

>>34985290
.22 brain masher

>>34985290
An Arisaka Type 99 as it was designed with anti aircraft sights.

9mm

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>>34985290

>>34985290
50. cal for the dragon at least. I've heard that Crocodiles can withstand anything less, and I'm not taking my chances with what is in essence a croc on steroids.

>>34985290
Kill the Dragon (my former Marine can't resist), marry the bear, fuck the gryphon. You're a wizard Harry.

>>34985290
But these are my (other)kins!

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>>34988849
Try to impress the dragon by killing the other monsters.

>>34988887
No when I was in I fought the Balrog (lava monster). I need a crack at the dragon.

>>34985290
It's the beasts from the bible.

>>34988922
Nobody has ever read the Bible dipshit. It's too boring.

>>34985290
Why do people draw the last beast of daniel as a dragon when it's described as some kind of a siege ram in the book?

Well considering Bella twin one shot a record setting grizzly in the head with a fucking 22 long (not 22lr a 22 long) I think the answer is simple...

Just about anything from a rifle provided you bother to FUCKING AIM.

So any SKS AK or AR15 would do the job just fine...no fuck huge meme rounds needed.

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>>34988788

nigga why that rhino hapy, he bout ta die

.45-70 for everything but the dragon. .600 Nitro Express out of a Holland and Holland double rifle tastefully engraved with classic hunting scenes of /fit/izens pursuing landwhales in bars...

>>34986012
.458 SOCOM is Chibi-.45-70 desu senpai-san

>>34985290
TOS artillery and SAMs.

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this would probably also do the job.

>>34986012
T H I C C

>>34988849
It takes a drunken Marine to spot a drunken Marine. This is correct answer.

>>34985290
>defend against pic related

A girlfriend would do it

>>34985290
My vepr 12 with, fill half the drum with slugs and half with buckshot just to see what works

25 rounds of 12 gauge is like 4 lbs of steel going down range, no land animal could survive that bar a fucking Brontosaurus

>>34988965
Because monsters have gotten way cooler, all that biblical shit was lame

>Leviathan
Oh wow a fucking whale,


>behemoth
A fucking alligator
*teleports behind you with a .410 bangstick*

>>34990395
nothing personnel?

Pepper Spray