>go to the gun store >have no interest in purchasing firearms

>be me
>dry fire every single gun in gun shop
>Old people yelled, "dry fire is bad for your gun!!"

>Run into a tranny in a gun store or sporting goods section
>Deliberately use the wrong pronouns
>MtF say "bro," "sir," "dude"
>Use an accent so I can claim to not understand them when they say they they identify as blah blah blah
>Stay upbeat and cheery like I'm not doing anything wrong
>Tranny is usually looking contemplatively at the shotguns considering suck-starting one by the time I leave

>>34981658
I rub my sweaty hands all over firearms that are out for sale, lock the slide back and rub my sweaty fingers inside too. However I REALLY love to do this with the used rifles that are on the spin racks and rub salty fingers inside the barrels
i also enjoy telling shops that i am looking for X gun and if it comes in to call me and i never call back or go back to those specific shops, instead ordering online. I have specific shops I go to to be a jerk in who overcharge and the people running it act like faggots, the shops that act smug get the sweaty hands but i go back to finger-fuck when i need to know before ordering online, then the 1-2 shops I have my orders FFL'd to. Devilish?

>>34981693
>dry fire every single gun in gun shop
>Old people yelled, "dry fire is bad for your gun!!"
Well good thing I didn't buy anyone of them then, old man!

>go to LGS
>sneeki breeki pour naval jelly into the CLP bottles
/devilish/

>>34982050
You sound like the guy who posted back in 2010 that someone sold him an AR with actual human shit in it because he was having a really bad divorce

>>34981890

>Be social retard
>See tranny in gun store
>Make myself look like a dumbass with clearly fake accent
>Think to myself 'yeh hehe, got em gud, he's gunna an hero now ehehe'

I don't even give a shit about trannies, but you sound autistic.

>>34981658
DEVILISH IS A /FIT/ MEME STOP MISAPPROPRIATING MEME CULTURE YOU FUCKING /K/IKE

>>34982876

Go fuck yourself LGBT scum.

>>34981658
>>go to the gun store
>>have no interest in purchasing firearms from them, but pretend I do
>>finger fuck the guns
>>leave without buying anything
If I don't do that, how will I know which guns I really like when I decide to order online later for like 1/3 less than the shop?

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>>34982998

>Convince random tranny that you're a retard by smiling like an idiot and talking like words are hard for you
>Tell 4chan about your mad trollz
>Getting this buttblasted when anon calls you out on how cringey you are

Do you autists really feel obligated to buy something EVERY time you step into a gun shop. I can't tell you how many times I've walked into a gun shop, checked the back wall and counter for prices and then walk out. You losers tip your car salesman too?

>>34982169
Hope he got a deal
>2010
Holy shit i would just kill myself desu senpai.

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>>34981658
>shooting makarov
>brush brass into 9mm pile from a reloader

>>34981890
>be tranny in a gun store
>not look like a fag
>not be a liberal cuck
>buy guns
>alt-right and alt-left btfo

>>34981890
You are faggot freak.

>go to gun shop
>fingerfuck random gun
>let them "talk me into" the gun
>get to the point where paperwork is coming out
>right before filling it out and paying
>"Oh I just have one question first."
>"Could this penetrate a school bus?"

>>34984442

I know you haven't actually done this but just the chuckle I got from imagining it is worth a (You)

>>34984210
oh you are a dick

>>34984312
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>>34981890
>I lie on the internet to feel cool and b8 retards
ftfy

>>34984210
>not shooting berdan primed near the brass jew
Get on my level

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>>34981658
>go on gunbroker
>bid $1 on a bunch of guns

>>34984751
>go on armslist
>email one of those faggots selling some shit 200 dollars over MSRP
>get their phone number
>agree to pay full asking price
>set a time and place for the deal
>don't show up
>"hey man, I'm so sorry! I had a family emergency I had to deal with. I really want that 600 dollar keltec sub 2000 though"
>do the same thing the next day
>block their number