Why have there been so many US military helicopter crashes this year?
>>34978155
Transgendered mechanics get the parts mixed up easily.
>>34978161
FPBP
>>34978155
Negative budgets, forcing canablization of subpar parts, and overworked crews?
>>34978155
Helicopters crash all the fucking time.
>>34978155
Fly a lot, crash a lot
>>34978161
kek
>Crew spent more time in womens studies and gender acceptance courses than aircraft maintenance
>>34979462
>>Crew spent more time in womens studies and gender acceptance courses than aircraft maintenance
I think you missed the joke anon, the joke is that the transperson mixes up the parts a lot because they mixed up THEIR OWN parts as well. It's a dick joke. You missed it. Fuck you, dude.
>>34978161
>Female Threaded fitting
>Male Threaded fitting
>Y no third gender fitting?
>This triggers the trans airman
>>34978161
FPBP
Education and work ethic.
I'm serious.
The FAA has reported that near misses and other air mistakes have increased by like 60 thousand percent since millennials started filling the jobs of retiring pilots and air traffic controllers. This also applies to the military.
Look forward to trains derailing, planes falling out of the sky, and nuclear plants going apeshit in the coming years. The west is on its way out and we have a front seat. Grab your popcorn.
>>34978155
Aging and tired airframes, cutbacks and simple ratio of X amount of helicopters flying = A amount that will crash.
>>34978155
Trying to keep up to the US Navys crash rate
>>34979694
>mistakes have increased by like 60 thousand percent
This sounds credible
>>34978161
My sides are in orbit!
>>34978161
>How do I put this together again mechanic-corporal
>Well, the male axel fits into the female rotor here-
>DID YOU JUST ASSUME THE ROTOR ENGINE'S GENDER RREEEE *feminist screeching*
God I can't wait for the air force's love of faggots to destroy the air force.