Recruiter tips

Suck his dick

Beware the Red Lobster, don't sign anything until you've read it thoroughly.

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Well, know that you are joining so that Israel can maintain its borders and have an ethnostate and a wall.

You're not doing anything else but working for ZOG.

You'll be having women and minorities who are less intelligent than you screeching at you to do something and you have to do it just because they've been there longer.

Look up the USS Liberty incident and don't join.

>>34976600
Join the Army, go Airborne instead

>>34976600
Don't do it. Join any other branch. the Corps will fuck you up physically forever.

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>0321 reporting in.
-Know what MOS you want before you go in.
(The recruiter will try to put you in a MOS he needs quotas for)
-Find a marine you know (a family friend or someone you know from high school) and pick his brain after you buy him a six pack.

>>34976600
>27
Get a load of grandpa over here XDDD

>>34976600
>Meeting with a Marine recruiter monday. What should I know.
if only there was a general thread for this kind of stuff. >>34960089

>>34978120
Underrated post

>>34976600
Sounds like you want to join, but my only experience with Marine recruiters went as such

>talk about the marine corps
>sounds good, but not sure
>'i want to talk about this with my parents'
>"just remember, its your decision not your parents decision"
>'i value my parents educated input, and it's my house not yours, so kindly get the fuck out'

didn't end up joining, obviously. I know it was my decision, but I've always appreciate my parents input and that shit really put me off any branch attempting to pressure me into joining up.

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>>34976600
pls don't bully gronk, OP