ITT: Things normies say when they find out about your hobbies

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>I'm going to Anon's house when the zombies come!

>"a camouflage jacket? Only Nazis wore those."

I was told this while wearing a woodland M65

>>34964188
Meat is meat anon

>don't make anon mad, he might shoot up the place lol!

>>34964226
this, god it pisses me off. I'm the most stable motherfucker in the group and just because I sperg about guns they'll all joke about it not knowing it puts me at legal risk

I don't talk about gun stuff or what guns I have to people that are not already my gun buddies...I have seen other people way too causally blurt out "so and so has a shit load of guns". I don't ever intend to be in "so and so's" position, so I go out of my way to keep the contents and existence of my arsenal a secret.

>>34964260
It's entirely projection. People who are uneasy around firearms always are the same people who don't trust themselves with firearms cause of their instability.

>>34964154
I don't even know why I bother with normalfags anymore, it's like they take pride in being stupid.

>"Are those registered?"
>You don't have to register firearms in Washington
>"No, guns like that have to be registered."

Everyone in my room-mates extended family seems to believe that anything that isn't a durr rifle or shotgun is supposed to be registered.

Except for his pretty-okay cop uncle, which all of the others reference as their source of this legal information, so I have no fucking clue what's wrong with them. They're retarded in all other aspects of their lives based on what I've seen and what RM has told me.

I go shooting every couple weekends and some extended family seems to visit every other time I have rifle cases in my hands, sparking this dumb conversation.

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>>34964154
"oh...."
then they walk away like you said you collect your belly button lint

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>>34964154
>ITT: Things normies say when they find out about your hobbies

I got a great one for this.
>Work in a warehouse
>Hydration options are either a public fountain thing like in school or a tankless water cooler in the break room
>Water cooler is always superior option
>Damn thing broke this week
>Rather than drink from the gross fountain, I bring my sand-colored 2QT US water canteen and a big gatorade bottle which I fill at home
>Everyone gives me shit over the canteen despite the obvious conundrum
>"Are you going to fucking Afghanistan or something?"
>"If I were you I would fill that with vodka instead" (I'm a fucking forklift operator for gods sake)
>"You should carry that around on your scanner belt and make sure everyone else has water"

>>34964154
Mostly annoying when I have to explain that helmets aren't meant to deflect bullets.

>>34964372
>"You should carry that around on your scanner belt and make sure everyone else has water"
Okay, that was sort of funny.

>>34964154
I started a new job 2 months ago and the subject of guns has yet to come up and my power level is still concealed.
This is how i see it going
>hey anon do you have any guns?
>22
>...what

>>34964406
And then everyone is scared of me or whatever and i dont want that but i might just answer without thinking.

>>34964203
i hope this is a joke
>>34964226
heard this one, it's dumb as all hell
>>34964264
I never advertise my gun ownership, I think most would agree that it's better to keep it under wraps. That being said, you can still take pride in it.
>>34964330
agreed
>>34964372
I've seen similar situations with water jug guys.

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>>34964372
>not carrying the superior water jug

They were right to make fun of you. I would've done the same thing

>>34964154
>An M1 Garand?
>Why would you want that, its a piece of junk that will jam all the time?
>You want an AK?
>Why would you want an assault rifle?
and the classic
>haha if zombies attack I'll come to you

Fucking fudds, I swear.

>>34964458
I don't carry the fuckin thing around the warehouse with me. That's what the gatorade bottle is for. Canteen stays in my locker.

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>>34964226
>this
Every.Fucking.Time.
Also
>Anon, why do you carry a pocket knife? Are you going to stab someone?

>>34964462
>fudds
>ever dissing muh thurty ought six GAYRAND
hmmm

>oh yeah haha my dads beretta has an 8 shot clip

>>34964226
I have a story related to that. Imma greentext because I don't speak english too good and I'm lazy

>Be working in the kitchen at a restaurant for years
> was going through a dark time because of reasons not related to the story fuck off I wont elaborate
>Just show up to work, drone through the day, never smile, rarely talk, barely make eye contact, just do my job
>most of the fulltime crew knew my situation so they didn't give me any shit about it
>new waitress shows up, works for couple of weeks. Bubbly gossipy rich kid insistant on being 'friends' with everyone
>one of the other cooks tells me he heard her say 'that anon seems like the kind of guy who will show up one day and just shoot the place up'
>mfw I had now face
>figure what the hell
>on smoke break, she's there, confront her with what she said
>'lol anon I was just kidding yadda yadda how R u blabla hows the weather'
>chat for a little bit, act normal, she gets less nervous
>'lol anon if you are gonna should the place up you will spare me right' fauxcutelaugh.jpeg
>drop my smile, extinguish cigarette, look her dead in the eye and say
>'not anymore I wont'
>slam door and go back to work
>she quit a week later
>the regulars and me still have a laugh about it

>>34964264
amen

>>34966144
>anti-gun commie friend tells me how he carries a pocketknife on his person and a machete in the car for protection
>never considered the legality of it because "he would stab once or twice then run away"

>"I've got guns too"
>flexes
some hippie girl I used to work with

>>34967998
Was she hot?

>>34964406
>>hey anon do you have any guns?
>>22
>>...what
>yeah I've got a .22 for shooting cans
And that's how you solve that problem.

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>>34968029
He said "hippy" right there.

>>34964406
Yeah don't do it.
>anon do you have any guns
>retarded me absent mindedly says the actual amount
>"Yeah about 45 or so"
>silence
>everyone just staring at me slack jawed

>>34968029
Yes and I added her on Facebook before she quit

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>>34966341
Holy fuck dude.

>>34966341
>some time way long ago in HS
>preppy bitch finds out I have guns
>only friends know I hunt or shoot in my back yard
>t-thanks guys
>says something like "Oh no anon's gonna shoot up the school, don't shoot me anon"
>already fed up with the days events I say "like you're worth the bullet"
>get counselling for the rest of the year
Whatever, fuck 'em jokes on her though at least I'm not fat and have 3 kids.

>>34968221
so you do have three kids or you don't?

>>34968237
Ah fuck me I could have worded that better, I don't have 3 crotch goblins.

>so are you like a communist or something?
>so are you like a nazi or something?
>whah don't ya got any proper durr rahfles, boy? ya' can't take a deer with that plastic vermint rahfle
>why're you so obsessed with tactical stuff, why don't you just get something with wood like a henry
The last two are virtues of living in the rural south, at least I don't usually hear the usual "Don't make Anon angry or he'll shoot you" tier shit.
And one that isn't really /k/;
>Dude you browse 4Chan? Haha, I love going on POL and B, they're so funny!
Can you imagine that there's normies, here, among us now?

>>34968251
>ya' can't take a deer with that plastic vermint rahfle
you can if you can aim

>>34964154
>why do you need all that tactical accessories? what are you gonna use it for?
It was a shell holder on the stock of a pump action and a shitty fiber optic bead sight.
If only life is like video games where I can just press a button to have my hands grab shells from some off screen storage in an organized manner and consistently load each shell quickly instead of having to fumble with a bunch of small cylinders when my fingers become retarded in a high stress situation where I need to reload after having actually fired whatever I had in the tube.

>>34964154
>long time ago in high school
>hear some friend bought a brossbow
>ask him where he bought it from
>"dude are you gonna do something dangerous"
I was an ESL kid from China I wanted a feel of that freedom stuff everyone was talking about dammit
>tfw sound like an autistic retard because ESL and words don't come out right sometimes

>>34967998
I got suspended for 3 days for making this joke in high school.

>>34964154
kinda fitting to this thread but not really, there was a time when my school started doing weekly announcements in a school wide video broadcast, I was a staff assigned to make a clip informing students of the upcoming spirit week or something, and the slideshow for "murica day" was rejected because they can't show ANY guns at all.

>>34964372
>not drinking from the bubbler
What are you gay?

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>>34966341

gave me a good chuckle

>>34966144
>why do you always carry a knife
>hey can I use your knife for a second
Classic

>>34968766
yeah also
>why are you always wearing those militaristic ugly trousers
>hey can you carry this for me? i don't have any pockets

>>34968439
>calling it a bubbler
What are you, a faggot?

>>34964188
every fucking time

Jesus fucking christ

>>34968039
>22
>"you mean you have a .22 or you own 22 guns xD"

>...both

>>34969399
nah

>how many guns do you have
>22
>22 guns?!
>ah... 22
>oh, so a .22
>mhmm

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>>34966341
>"not any more I wont"
>her face when

>>34964406
just say "yh I have a few"

>>34966341
Cool fake story bro you would be fired ASAP if she talked to your GM ive worked food before im not stupid

>>34969435
he said he worked in a kitchen. not "in food" (whatever that means). In a kitchen. Having worked in a kitchen myself, I know for a fact that his actions were perfectly in sync with his work environment. The brainwashed waitress was the misfit.

anything short of actual rape and actual battery is fair game in a kitchen. plus a few things that most people would consider "beyond" that.

>>34969435
>I've worked food before.

Talk like a human being you nigger.

>>34969534
>>34970020
your both autistic as fuck this is why i hate /k/ everyone on here tells the most retarded storys and faggots eat it up like nothing

>>34969246
Stop associating yourself with faggots

>>34964264
this

>>34964342
You in the group chat friend?

>>34968329
this country is finished

>>34967922
>work in hunting store in florida
>most of our pellet rifles are sold to liberals who want to use them to kill iguanas in the middle of their white suburban neighborhoods in full view of their also liberal neighbors
>have to explain to them the concept of town ordinance and how there is a very small chance that their plan is legal, and even if it was your carbon copy retarded neighbors will still call the police even if it is on paper legal (it isn't- "in a safe manner" is the state statute)
>most of our bb pistols are sold to retarded liberals who want a gun to threaten their neighbor with
>or to spics who want to be able to say that the gun they're going to flash at their neighbor is a pellet gun if the police get called
>have sold a crossbow to a guy who claimed his neighbor kept coming into his back yard and the police told him it was ok to shoot them, so needed something to shoot them with

>carry knife
>someone needs something cut
>hand them knife
>they cut what they needed to cut then proceed to make fun of me for carrying a knife

tfw no tool to help defend against bullying

>>34970041
>probably the only legal over the table worker in the kitchen
>some crack whore new hire waitress says you threatened her
>this will get you fired
have you ever worked a job in your life? There ain't any HR department at a fucking hooters m8. Flossie Mai the waitress by night prostitute by day isn't going to be able to sue the store because a linecook told her off

>>34968158
So you did literally fucking nothing, congrats

>>34970289
The anon you're replying to has clearly never worked in a kitchen or restaurant for more than 3 months.

t. 9 years inna food industry

>>34969234
No, I'm correct

>>34970291
She has a bf, not much I can do but admire her from a distance
We still chat on messenger so there's that

>flecktarn jacket
Autist

Although so am I

>>34970247
We can't give up yet

>>34964154
>"anon why do you have several thosand rounds of ammo. Are you planning on shooting up the workplace."

No dipshit it's called buying in bulk to keep shooting costs down. Between reloading and buying in bulk it's the only two ways to make shooting affordable on a regular basis.

>>34964154
"Yo, anon, warn me before you shoot up the school!"
Happened all the time in HS

>>34970653
Well did you?

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>hah, now I know where to go when the zombies come
>nigger if I see you coming to my house I'm going to shoot you in the cock
>....

>>34964283
this is true
people like this just assume that everyone is as irresponsible and incompetent as them
knowing this is a big step in understanding why people promote gun control - how can they trust anyone (with a gun) if they can't trust themselves?

>>34968389
schools are so fucking uptight with this shit it's unbelievable

>>34970263
never change, florida

>>34970696
no, i bet the dick didn't even warn anyone whenever he shot up the school
rude desu

>>34964154
>mfw I own Strichtarn and never heard this shit
west germans are the real nazis, genosse

>>34970696
He should have

>>34969435

You're a silly bitch. This wasn't in the US where a guy can get sued over any little thing you dumb motherfucker.

Another story;

>black bartender from Surinam preparing employee dinner one day
>making his grandmas fried chicken recipe or something
>as I walk buy he asks 'you think this is gonna be good anon?'
>say 'I see a nigger working with chicken what could possibly go wrong?'

he laughed his ass off

it was some damn good chicken too

>>34964462
> Fudds
They say that in yankland?

>>34970938
Dutch?

>>34970985
We invented the term bong.

>>34966279
>Lol yea anon my favorite gun im vidya is the Barret M9

>>34971130
I've had the chance to shoot the M9 and 92fs got to say that they handle like shit compared to the CZ75. The old short rails are great but the long rail I had the opportunity to shoot felt perfect.

>>34970282
Best tool to defend against bullying ever since my kiddie days: fists.

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>mfw my step mom got abducted and raped by some dude back in 2002
>mfw the security system she entrusted her safety to didn't work because they had 4 unmanned hours at the call center between 3-7AM, every day, that they didn't inform customers of, saying they had 24 hour monitoring
>mfw it took the cops 3 days to find her, and that's only because her rapist threw her out on the side of the road and she called from a payphone
>mfw the lawsuit took 8 years to conclude and the settlement was only 400k
>mfw she and my dad used that money to buy a new house with a security system, paid for and monitored by the SAME COMPANY THAT ALLOWED HER TO BE ABDUCTED AND RAPED
>mfw after all this, they are rabidly anti-gun and think we should place our trust in the police

Some people are fucking beyond help. When I showed them that I had guns when they came to visit a few months ago, my stepmom literally clapped her hands over her eyes and ran down the stairs.

>>34970041
You were the one that didn't pay any attention to the post you criticized, and made broad general assumptions about it as your basis for criticism. Other users call you out on your bullshit assumptions, and they are autists? Maybe you should wait and let a couple neurons fire before you shitpost.
>>34969435
>im not stupid

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>>34964154
>"why do you need a gun, youre going to kill yourself"
>"youre not gonna shoot me if we get into an argument right?"
>"why would you want one of those, theyre terrorist guns"
>"why do you need more than one gun"

>>34971240

i didnt ask you, grandpa.

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>>34964226
>why do you need a car, anon? Are you going to run someone over like those guys in Europe? Your Toyota Camry can go over the speed limit which is illegal and NO ONE needs to go that fast. Race cars like yours should really just be banned

>>34964188
Last time my neighbor made that joke, I told him he would have to give me his daughter as tribute to get in. We don't talk anymore.

>>34964154
kek, I got that too from some liberal guy over my flecktarn parka.
>ended up cucking him that night too

KEK

>>34968158
Check out this Cassanova over here.

>>34971368
Most of my family is the same way. Little sister was raped about ten years back. She turned into a completely different person from it. Tried to talk her into getting a gun but she won't have any of it.

>>34970881
Never will bby

Despite being the most vocal about my love for funs and being basically autistic throughout high school, I wasn't even the suspected school shooter.

>>34971440

>why do you need more than one gun?

That's a good question actually for a noguns that can be easily answered by describing the different size/weights, calibers, accuracy, and purpose of every gun to fill a niche.

Why do you need more than 1 hammer? You might have a good number if you enjoy building/repairing things, an assortment of different weight steel hammers, a junker that gets left in a car tool box, a few different sized brass, plastic, dead blow, sledge, and titanium hammers. All would have a different practical purpose aside from maybe a few vintage collectable hammers you have but don't use. With guns there's even more niches than there are with hammers though.

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Anybody here have any stories of dealing with gamers who think they know guns but are full of shit?

>"Why do you have an AK and not an M4? AKs are inaccurate."
>"Shooting is nothing like videogames! Rifles and handguns do the same amount of damage IRL. Rifles just carry more ammo."
>"Military M4s are the best quality that exists. Civilian ARs are junk compared to what the military has!"
>"Why do you carry hollowpoint bullets? Those are magnum bullets designed to kill cops!"
>"Dude, is that a Glock?" *Points at my carry USP*
>"If I was going to carry a gun everyday, it would be a Desert Eagle."

>>34968316
did you make it back to freedomland gookbrah?

>>34971832
Video games are shit in general when it comes to guns like Call of Duty World at War making the M1 carbine as powerful as the M1 Garand so fucking stupid.

>>34971832
>"Why do you have an AK and not an M4? AKs are inaccurate."
>Implying this is an incorrect statement

Even a rack grade AR is 2.5 MOA at worst as long as it is correctly made, which is equal to or better than the mechanical accuracy of even the best non-bespoke AKs. Furthermore, it is far easier to get an AR to sub-MOA than it is an AK and competitions that are geared towards modern service rifles are dominated by ARs.

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>>34971495

>>34972179
Honestly, I knew how he'd react. It was worth it.

>>34971832
Mostly just kids who don't understand that most civilian guns aren't fully automatic. I can't count how many times I've had to explain that if you legally own an automatic gun, chances are it's a collection piece or a toy that only comes out a few times a year because it's so expensive.

>>34972114

But they are both .30 caliber so they should be

>>34972504
Jesus fucking Christ I've had someone say the exact same thing and I spent half an hour explaining that caliber has no reflection on how much power it has for example using the logic that all .30 rifles have the same power then one would then have to think that the .58 cal rifle used in the civil war has more power than the .375 H&H Magnum

>>34972504
>what is muzzle velocity

>I didn't know guns were legal here!
>Why do you need so many guns?!
>My grandad had a shotgun.
>You're scary; why do you want to have guns?
>I can't believe you can own these! This shouldn't be allowed!
>What, are you planning for a zombie apocalypse or something?
>I don't see why you'd want to do any of this.

>>34971368
My god, what a bunch of faggots

>>34971510
>ended up cucking him that night too
Sure thing, buddy

>>34964154
>>34964188
>>34964226
>>34968766
These. All the time.

>>34970263
This too. Most of my anti gun friends and family, if pressed, are willing to do illegal shot with a gun, if it benefits them. Odd.

I had a coworker, approximately 50 years old, female, rabidly liberal. Typical obnoxious anti-fun. Hillary voter. Literally everyone else at the company owns guns and comes shooting in the canyon behind my house from time to time. I would invite her to shoot and bbq, but she would turn me down in a condescending way. Long story short, one day some Mexican approached her in a "threatening" way while we were out inspecting ranches, and it scared her. Two months later she has a Sig P380, an NRA sticker on her jeep, and a concealed carry license. Isn't it funny how liberals change their mind on guns after they decide they get into some minor confrontation?

Bonus: I'm in California and it is difficult to get a ccw license. She has a friend in the Sherriffs office and she pulled strings. I don't know whether to be impressed or pissed that this liberal got her ccw before me

>>34972748
These are among my favorites but the one that pisses me off the most is

>Why do you need to own a gun anon.

I need to come up with a snarkier reply than why do you need an SUV?

>>34969435
actual restaurant kitchens are coke-infested depression holes. no one, not even management cares even if you tell someone you will kill them, sweetheart.

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>>34968439
How do I know where you are from...?

>>34972153

Just because an AR can be accurate doesn't mean an AK can't.

>>34968271
Reeee

>>34972817
It's harder especially here in Bongistan.

>mfw I had a friend around to my house and I showed him my LBPs and he freaked out.

I thought he was a sensible person too. Seeing a grown man turn pale because you pull out a sodding .22lr is embarrassing.

>>34971368
As my father said : "Weak people don't deserve to be victims, but stupid people do."

Sorry for your family Anon.

>cool anon, lets talk about our mutual enjoyment of firearms
t. my entire office

I love Texas. One of my co-workers does cowboy action matches, several are veterans, and the others just have at least one gun for home defense. A few are no-guns but take no offense to us having guns, and at least one wants a gun but doesn't really take any initiative to get one.

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>>34971368
>mfw
kek what a dumb cunt. She deserved everything she got. Hopefully the next guy turns the rape into a murder.

>>34972748
Where do you live ? England ?

>>34973221
Buy a bong AR without a gas system and watch him piss down his leg.

>>34964203
>Nazi
>Not Generalissimo
Stop hanging out with retards.

>>34973385
And that husband should just be shot for not being a man, after something like that happens. I mean, how's he going to stop you? Throw a lamp through a window to trigger the security system? :^)

>>34972852
If death threats arent a regular thing in your kitchen, your restaurant isn't busy enough and is likely failing.

>>34972852

>Sweetheart

Fucking kill yourself.

>>34968439
Bubblah master race. "Water Fountain" is the dirty peasant term.

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>>34971368
>Quiet literally gets dragged out of her house and raped, could have potentially become a rape slave for the rest of her life
>Still can't see the value in owning a gun
How the fuck does a human become this scared of an inanimate object? That's borderline mental disorder shit right there.

>>34975845
I can't help but imagine most people that act that way think guns are actually animate and randomly shoot people they mistreat them. I dont think theres even an example of how they'd treat an animal, considering the liberals ive talked to see bears as fuzzy fucks that dont need to be killed if they keep getting into your shit.

>>34975953
>considering the liberals ive talked to see bears as fuzzy fucks that dont need to be killed if they keep getting into your shit.
until a liberal actually moves into a new development in bear country and rather than mace thier trash or not live next to a fucking wildlife conservation area like a normal goddamn person they instead lobby the state to let them kill all the bears
>this literally happened in florida

modern liberals/leftists are the most backwards, violent people

>>34968329
Blue as fuck area or just after a mass shooting?

>>34976028
A majority of them are fairly stupid. I enjoy the video of liberals shooting guns for the first time one lady almost sweeps the instructor. They treat them like toys and assume everoyne is as retarded as they are.

>>34976028
liberals are subhumans and should be put in zoos.

>>34972805
Pissed. She's still gonna vote for people who are anti gun. She most likely still believes that people shouldn't generally have guns and that she's an exception.

>>34971546
If she ever gets knocked up, encourage her to get an abortion

>>34968766
Everyday at work. Worst part was I got one of my coworkers a cheap Browning folder for his birthday so he can cut up the boxes and plastic bags we have at work and he still keeps forgetting it.

>>34976404
>not paying strangers on craigslsit to assault her to convince her to get a gun
Cmon anon

All the zombie apocalypse ones I hear almost daily. Anything negative though oddly enough both online and irl I've never heard. I got lucky and wound up with based parents and friends.

>Own a "ww2 stahlhelm" (probably a fake or reproduction but my friend gave it to me and it looks cool)
>Parents christmas party rolls around
>Sister invites her friends over (including a new guy whose never been over or knows me)
(also we had 2 new cats at the time so we locked them in my room
>They go in there to look at the cats
>Dude sees this comes out of my room and calls me a nazi in front of everyone
>Leave and drive 5 blocks to my grandmas house and watch TV Land with her to my parents call and say the partys over
Also like this my sister and her friends are all in their 20s and shit and did this. Bright side of all of this is that the dude slept on our couch and my sister hasnt talked to him since

>>34977863
Isnt it always amazing where if you have anything german related from the 40s people just assume you're a nazi? I remember when people would think you liked world war history.

>>34977863
Your grandma wasn't invited to the Christmas party?

>>34977898
It wasnt a family christmas party, usually the first week of December my parents throw an ugly sweater party where everyone wears a sweater and gets shitfaced.

>>34976028
Story?

>>34968766
>literally just a 1-9" piece of sharpened metal with a handle

It's so stupid what people get butthurt over.

>>34964462
>fudds
>hating on the M1
I call bullshit.

>>34975768
back2dunks

>>34976028
Reminds me of Joe Rogan. Moved to Colorado a long time ago. Mountain Lion ate his dog. He got mad that no one wanted to kill the Lion.

To his credit he moved afterward, but god damn it people, don't move to the sticks if you can't hang. Shit is different.

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>>34964154
>"If I had a gun, I would've killed so many people by now haha!"
>"I don't want a gun because I'd shoot someone on the road every day."
These are things my mother says almost everytime guns are brought up. She's driven entirely by emotions, she's dangerous, she's a fucking sociopath, and she projects this into her political views. Because she can't trust herself with a gun means nobody else is trustworthy with a gun (with the exception of myself, she thinks I'm some special snowflake outlier when in fact I'm just another person). This shit infuriates me to no end, especially considering she does carry a taser and pepper spray and has threatened random strangers with them for cutting her off, or parking in two spots, or flipping her off, or calling her a cunt. She even tried threatening some "comic fan fuccbois" by posting pictures of her taser on her Tumblr with the comment "for all the misogynistic berniebro fuccbois out there" because she stirred some shit with some Redditards from a CW show.

>>34977863

You got kicked out of your own house by a histrionic whiny bitch?

>>34976028
What cracks me the fuck up is when liberals berate hunters and essentially equate them to subhuman trash, but as soon as deer, hogs, coyotes, or any other pest animal starts ruining their trips to Chipotle they chimp the fuck out and call for a genocide crusade against the animals.

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>>34971368

>It costs $400,00 to rape this woman for 12 seconds

>>34973355
Your dad sounds fucking based. I envy you.

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>>34970263
>>have sold a crossbow to a guy who claimed his neighbor kept coming into his back yard and the police told him it was ok to shoot them, so needed something to shoot them with
I don't know why that got me

>>34979165
First comes the plan, second comes the logistics

>>34968251
> i love going on /PEE OH ELL/

Mfw that happened to me like twice

>>34977863
>get's insulted in his own home
>leaves

>>34972114
Tfw i now want a m1 carbine in 30.06

>>34976404
I don't think that's a problem. She barely talks to anyone ever since it happened.

>>34979110
Reminds me of the bong who posted a photo of a holstered gun from a Manhattan Starbucks with something like "nobody should have a gun because I could take this and KILL EVERYONE IN THIS SHOP and I'm only partially trained". You're mentally ill so I can't have fun? Nah.

>>34979129
Semi related. I keep my interest in guns to myself, generally.
>be me
>high school
>atta friends house, his cousin is over from college, just chillin
>had just met cousin
>we start talking about camping, hunting, guns
>I mention I've been toying with the idea of getting a mosin as my first full calibre rifle
>friend "oh my dad's got a mosin and some other guns"
>oh that's pretty cool. think I could check it out?
>friend and cousing exchange an odd look
>"yeah sure anon, its in the closet upstairs"
>ok thanks. you sure you don't wanna come with me? (they're not my guns after all)
>no its cool man go ahead
>go up stairs, inna closet, no lock no safe, full of guns and ammo
>had a Norinco SKS, 22 rifle and little chrome 22 deringer, break action shotgun, Mosin, probably more but I can't recall
>snag the mosin although I'm tempted by everything else
>fondle for a while, get familiar with controls, first time with a mosin, impressed by how heavy and unweildy it is like clunky spear
>haven't been up there for too long before friend calls up the stairs
>"hey anon you're not gonna go all full metal jacket on us are you?"
>laugh very loudly
side note, ever since I hit puberty I've had a deep voice and a wicked evil villain laugh. Very sinister.
>call back "no way man"
>dead silence for a few moments
>then I hear friend coming up the stairs
>he stands in the doorway
>tell him its a neat gun, comment on how heavy it is, the other guns in the closet are cool, etc
>yeah. so you done? how about we put the gun back and watch a movie?
>sure man, hand it over, he puts it back, we head down stairs
>cousin is sitting on the couch
>he looks at me
>"you were making us nervous anon"
>I chuckle
>relax dude, I couldn't even find the ammo
>cousin looks uncomfortable
~fin~

To be honest, I was a little hurt that my friend would joke like that. Despite being a tough looking guy I've always had the sort of "wouldn't harm a fly" reputation, and we'd been good friends for a while.

>>34975953
Because people are thought pain is the equivalent of sin in a hedonistic society, having a weapon is therefore being sinful.

>>34969402
>no I have 22 .22s

>>34979219
>>"you were making us nervous anon"
nice "friends" you had there

>at LGS
>open my new mod98's shipping box
>some fucking private: Nice Mosin Nagunt

>>34969435
>>Firing kitchen staff

>>34966144
>>34968766
Semi-related
Co-worker gives me a knife for Christmas and it looks like a cheap, flimsy piece of shit made in China
>"Oh I hope you like your knife anon, I got it from (Asian "culture" store) in the mall
>"It was like $50"
Either he was trying to show off that he's "rich" and got me that crappy thing for cheap or he was actually dumb enough to buy a $50 pos knife from China
Honestly could be either.

>>34970902
Shrichtarn is pure sex.
But at the same time I just got a splittertarn jacket that's starting to look sexier

>>34979276
Yeah. Cousin guy was a bit of fag. Generally ok though, I guess.
Anyhow, shit went south a couple years later and my friend group broke up cuz they got in trouble for smoking weed. I was caught in the middle of the drama and left friendless.
They could be shit sometimes, but we had some good times together.
So I never did get to Private Pyle on their asses. Oh well.
/blog

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>>34979316
i didnt expect that when i read it

choked on oatmeal ty

>live in noguns country
>cho(or whatever that hero was) shoot up his college(does he still hold the record?)
>be in middle school
>autistic and obsessed in history/military
>everybody asks me if I'm going to shoot up the school

>>34968439
>bubbler
Are you from wisconsin or something

>>34979349
This. Waiters are 10k times more replaceable that a half decent cook.

>>34979525
Soooo you've never had a real friend.

>>34972504
7.62x25 should be as effective as 7.62x54R because they're both .30 caliber?

>>34980613
Everyone knows 5.56 is only as effective as .22lr, duh.

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>>34980587
I guess not?
Fug D:
Never really thought of it that way.

>>34968389
>also in announcement team
>some point in late November
>asked to do a segment to promote some santa figures the library is selling
>rejected upon completion because "school doesn't want to offend people with Christmas"

>>34964372
>Using a canteen instead of a Nalgene

boot detected

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>>34964154
mfw literally wearing flecktarn from 2005 right now

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>>34979189
This. Unfortunately I think it's called an M14.

>>34970041
He's right though, I worked in a kitchen of a fairly popular pizza place in HS and all sorts of crazy shit happened, once I walked in on my shift manager getting his dick sucked by his girlfriend in the cooler.

>>34968251
>>34979176
how tf can anybody be so autsitic as to bring up 4chan in real life, let alone that they browse /pol/? newfags are real

>>34981661
>autistic
I think you mean retarded.

>>34981661
you've seen nothing yet
>inna school library
>see that one awkard kid looking at 4chan on a school computer
>check him out in disbelief, he notices me
>"oh hey anon do you browse 4chan too that's epic"
>"4chan is actually blocked by the school internet so I am looking at archives"
>"I browse BEE and PULL"
>"how does this make you feel"
>he pulls up a /pol/ post about some women getting assaulted and her house broken in
>I say with no further context I am sorry for what happened to her, does that make me a white knight?
>he scrolls down, revealing a reply that says "I bet whiteknights are gonna defend this lol"
>we don't talk any more

the same guy would tell me about how he was shocked found japanese porn games(it was nekopara) on steam, and was blabbing about how you have to have a messed up childhood to be even remotely attracted to girls with an extra pair of cat ears, in a loud outdoors volume in the same school library.

In the same library, there was this other guy who would bring his own laptop, play games and scream like fucking pewdiepie at the screen. Then there's this other other guy who saw me looking at memes once and would for some reason just follow me whenever possible, dead silent, sometimes with a weird smile, just fucking following me aroud.

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>>34970263
>have sold a crossbow to a guy who claimed his neighbor kept coming into his back yard and the police told him it was ok to shoot them, so needed something to shoot them with
Florida is a strange and beautiful place. Sometimes I'm not even sure it actually exists.

>>34981814

Oh it does. I hate being stationed here.

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>>34970263
>iguanas

>Stop by LGS with elderly dad
>Talking to clerk I'm chummy with
>Dad randomly makes joke that he shouldn't try and fight anyone in the store since we're all armed
>Leave shortly after that for obvious reasons
>Explain what he did wrong, he says it won't happen again
Fast-forward a year or so
>Driving home from range trip with dad and relatives
>Get pulled over for busted tail light
>Cop asks about rifle cases in the back
>Explain and all's well
>Dad says something like "we haven't even gone to [local school] yet!"
>Cop's jimmies are infinitely rustled
>My jimmies have been rustled out of existence
>Relatives' jimmies are mildly disturbed since they don't really speak english
>Spend the next 20 minutes trying to talk our way out of being arrested and generally fucko'd
>Succeed and drive away
>Ask what the fuck
>"Oh please, I was just joking, you all know that"

I don't take him places involving guns anymore

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>>34981814
Fuck off, we're full

>>34982165
he sounds fun as fuck anon. My parents do this shit all the time already. Around cops its alittle iffy though

>>34981518
How tf could he keep it up in the cooler.

>>34971368
Kill them.

>>34968329
Where do you live, Canada? Because I could see that. I got suspended once because another kid punched me in the face.

>>34976323
Probably. I did the worst thing to her that I could think of: tell her the NRA sticker on her car is cool. I'm gonna laugh when some criminal breaks in there looking for her gun

>>34982165
I remember being in England around 2000 or so with this guy, and we went to France for a week. On the way there through the tunnel, the guy's dad who was driving was asked if there was anything we shouldn't have in the car. He replied "Nope, we've left the machine-guns at home." Didn't even get searched. Different times.

>>34982277
His girlfriend was probably really hot.

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>>34982678
>His girlfriend was probably really hot.

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>>34973362
Same. I go to the range at lunch with one of my co-workers at least once a month, and most of the rest are Koreans who did military service and either have guns or are cool with them.

>>34979215
That pinhead thought the guy in front of her was open carrying. In gait, he was a COP IN special blue UNIFORM with a drop-leg holster. She was mental af

>>34968766
all the fuckin time. I empathize, friends.

>>34982173
>Fuck off, we're full

full of inbreeding retarded redneck assholes

>>34979525
>not loading the mosin and shooting them both after suggesting such a thing

>>34964154
>what if you have to use that thing? How will the cops know YOU'RE not the bad guy? What if someome else with a gun shows up and shoots you?

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>>34979215
>>34985589
A. Pic related
B. Senator Armstrong here is actually an American. She was born and raised outside Seattle, and is a retard-tier Anglophile.

>>34968251

>Can you imagine that there's normies, here, among us now?

This site has been 90% normies for the pay half decade.

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>>34986080
>Senator Armstrong here

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>>34964154
>flecktarn from 2005

>>34964226
It's seriously disturbing how many people project this fantasy on gun owners. I've had people say that shit to me, everyone I know who owns guns and is passionate about them has had it said to them.

>>34964342
>"Are those registered?"
>You don't have to register firearms in Washington
>"No, guns like that have to be registered."
Fuck, I picked up my K98k and a few other guns from my parents place because we evacuated from a wild fire a couple months back and I just hadn't been down to Yakima to pick them up yet. He hands me my K98k and says, "Now that's registered in my name," like I'm going to be robbing 7-11s with the fucking thing. He bought it for me in Oregon as a gift when I was 14. I told him there is no gun registry in either Oregon or Washington and he goes, "Well what was that paper I filled out?" referring to the 4473. I love my dad but holy fuck.

>>34964342
>>"No, guns like that have to be registered."
>No they don't.
>"But"
>Call the cops then.
>"Anon"
>If you're not gonna call the cops, leave me the fuck alone.

>>34979181
>is confronted by autist in PARENTS home
>decides to go chill with grandma who was likely
>watches TV LAND

patrician tastes I say.

>>34971368
>>mfw she and my dad used that money to buy a new house with a security system, paid for and monitored by the SAME COMPANY THAT ALLOWED HER TO BE ABDUCTED AND RAPED
Judging by this, I conclude that you're either adopted or your mother was a genius to offset your fathers bumbling idiocy.

>>34979219
>side note, ever since I hit puberty I've had a deep voice and a wicked evil villain laugh. Very sinister.
Yep, I know how that feels. Children usually start crying when I laugh. :(

>at family Thanksgiving weekend
>everyone chilling and talking except me sitting and listening
>most are right-wing but know nothing of firearms like me
>guns come up and I get brought up about owning so many
>talking about 9mm to 45 and AR to AK
>the Call of Duty logic and shit all around
>"What's better, the AR or AK?"
>Well I prefer the 7.62x39 to the 5.56x45
>cousin says "See? The AR uses a better bullet than the AK."
>cousin is in the US Army

I don't like talking about guns to noguns...

>>34970938
>say 'I see a nigger working with chicken what could possibly go wrong?'
Truer words have never been spoken either.

>>34972153
The statement was that AKs are inaccurate, not that ARs are more accurate than an AK. Calm your autism.

>>34973362
>several are veterans
Not to nit pick, but just because someone is a veteran doesn't mean they aren't mealy, liberal, anti-gun faggots.

>>34978887
Degenerate as fuck.

>>34981751
>autistic people browse /pol/ and /b/
>more news at 11
That is fucking weird, but I'm not surprised a bit by the people that browse this site, especially those boards, to be weird as fuck and have no social skills.

Coworker of mine is in the Army Reserves. I had to explain to him that AKs were legal...we are in fucking South Carolina

>>34966144
I live in SC. I carry my knife in my pocket with the clip hanging out. Never had anyone mention it.

>>34982040
Invasive species man. Things hang out by the canals to soak up the sun and skitter on into them if you get too close.

>>34987219
Funny, I usually start laughing when children cry.

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>>34964154
>Do you really NEED that many
GIT OUT
>OMG YOU MAKE GUNS CAN YOU MAKE ME A MACHINE GUN
please stop talking fed
>I know whos house im going to when____
ill kill you before you see me
>isnt it illegal to have that many guns or ammo
not in merica you commie

>>34981751
God damn am I glad I graduated 7 years ago.

>>34979215
To be fair open carrying is pretty stupid anyway, if some armed robber or psycho sees that you have a gun holstered you're going to be the first one he shoots, and if Tyrone wants to rob you as you're walking down the street he'll just come up from behind you and point his own gun/knife at you

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>>34987914
Fuck you. I'll open carry anywhere I damn well please.

>>34981751
I can't decide whether these madhouse shenanigans belong in a documentary or a high school comedy anime.

>>34987928
your funeral

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>>34987983
Say when.

>>34988270
>>34987983
>>34987928
This is some of the cringiest shit I've ever seen a tripfag do.

>>34979116
No I couldve stayed but I was just too embarrassed so I decided to leave

>>34971457
Not him but I'm 20 and I also used my fists against bullies as a kid. Not ignorant retards that can't fathom why I would keep a tool handy after they use said tool but those are harmless enough.

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>that fancy shit is waste of money
>right here is all you need
>*pulls out a case*
>can't sharpen so scratched all to shit
>scales are warped
>one blade has the tip broken off

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>>34964372
>tan canteen cover

>not the tan canteen

>At somewhat private local range
>relatively unknown and old school
>shooting with like 3 other guys on range besides me
>all is well

>Hear "Yeah...yeah....yeah.....motha fucka...yeah...gangsta rap nigga." a few stalls down

>look over to 2 niggers literally shooting AR's sideways

>complain to club president about it

>they get banned.

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>>34964226

>>34987914
If he was carrying in Manhattan there is a 250% chance he was a cop.

>>34964372
>Using that at work like some kind of try hard psuedo military wanna be

Yeah, I'd make fun of you too. Use a water bottle ya dweeb

>>34987751
Same here and ive lived ib jersey, washington, and florida

>>34988531
Honestly why desu.

They want to have fun, and better marksmanship means more dead dindus.

>>34968251
>Dude you browse 4Chan? Haha, I love going on POL and B, they're so funny!
>Can you imagine that there's normies, here, among us now
Yea, you are one of them. Rules one and two newfag

>>34964154
>Please let me go I promise I won't tell anyone what you did!
>I have a family anon I need to live!
>Why are you doing this!

Fucking normies

>>34981219
The guns I can kinda see, but holy shit on a slice of toast, what the fuck did Christmas do to these people?

>>34987955
Both.
Fund it.

>>34975953
This isn't 40k. Guns don't have fucking machine spirits in them.

>>34986698
You're a fucking retard.

>>34964154

flecktarn is for plebs doe

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>>34988786
Heretic

>>34987635
It happens but is rare, probably 1/10 vets is a shitlib compared to half the general population

>>34979110
How old are you and how old is your mom. I can't imagine my 52 year old mother getting on tumblr and calling out the fuccbois

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>>34980643
.22 since it's less powerful actually is more effective against an unarmored target because it will bounce around instead of going straight through.

>>34992163
I'm 21 and she's in her 40's, 41 IIRC.

>>34964154
Yeah, but you were also burning a cross on that guy's yard. Seems like a fair question.

>>34964406
You could always do the opposite "What's a gun?"

>>34988497
what

>>34964154
>Are you a white supremacist or something?
I mean, yes, but what does my clothing have to do with that?

>>34982173
>Any reasonable human being chooses to live here
t. floridian

>>34987812
They eat cockroaches though so i dont understand why people hate them

>>34987928
Go back in the closet

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>>34972805
>Gets scared of some spic
>uses friend to pull strings and get a CCW just so she can strong independant woman harder
>Literally slipped past Commiefornia bullshit gun regulations just to be a fuddtard

Why is the world so monstrously cruel?

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>>34964154
>lol anon just remember to let me know before you shoot up the place :^)

>>34971368
Why didn't your folks sue the alarm company for false advertising?

>>34997203
>use the same company that fucked up before
>didnt learn muh lesson
Im willing to be its because they're retarded.

>>34980587
Have any of us?

>>34988531
You're doing gods work anon

>>34967922
if his plan is to run away he doesn't need a knife. he can just run.

>>34968766
people think a pocket knife is a weapon and can't possibly have other uses, then when they finally get one they realize only a retard would use it as a weapon and it's extremely usefull.

>>34997203
Because they sued for negligence instead. Hence the 400k settlement. Keep up, man.

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>>34964154
>talking to police officer friend about guns
>say "I'd love to get my hands on an old Kar98k"
>"That's a classic m16 style of gun right?"

>>34981751
>screams like fucking pewdiepie at the screen
Knew a kid like that
He once called me a school shooter for explaining ceramic armor for him

>>34982354

Favela monkey here. I got suspended when another kid wacked me in the temple with a ping pong paddle. A few years before that a teacher's son punched me in the face after one of my friends shirt whipped him, he thought that it had been me. He got off with the most tender verbal warning ever. I went to one of the most ''rich'' schools in the city, most of the students can be compared with trust fund kids. I still hate that place.

>>34987227
>assuming any milifags know anything about firearms unless they had interest in them prior
Hmmmm

>>34979110
>She's driven entirely by emotions, she's dangerous, she's a fucking sociopath, and she projects this into her political views.
Ah, I think I see the problem here. Your mother is a woman.

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>>34999307
yep

>>34999183
This. Service in the military doesn't teach you about firearms aside from how to use your service weapon.

>>34998741
Rich kids suck.

>>34971760
That might work if it weren't for the fact that the general populace is generally ignorant about most things. Don't expect them to understand that different hammers exist for different purposes, let alone different guns.

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>>34986080
>anti-gun
>"I could have disarmed this dude and fired all rounds without much effort, And I'm only partially weapons trained"

>>34964188
>Fuck off, we're full ya cunt

>>34968085
>"Yeah about 45 or so"
I love you (no homo) and I'm jealous of you beautiful bastard.

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>>34971368
I figure she was threatened with a firearm during the rape which was scarier because she didn't understand anything about them other then what she has seen on the news. Then seeing that you are hasgunz she put you in some ways into the group of people like her assailant.

>>34997140
So we come out stronger in the end.

>>34971832
>Carrying a deagle

You have identified the nigger

>>34987914
If I were Tyrone I would probably rob someone else just to avoid the hassle of potentially getting shot.

>>35000747
This makes sense in the worst kind of way. Fuck.

>>35000484
That's true, the same people that know Jack shit are probably a large number of those that don't build things. They'd realize the example is still apt but it wouldn't really hit home. What to use then? Shoes? Dinnerware?

>>34964154
>it was flecktarn from 2005
>tfw conscript in 2015 inna welfare state and your jacket was from 1995 and so sun weathered that it might as well be a different pattern from the pants from 2005, and radio from 'Nam weighing 11kg

>>34964372
>(I'm a fucking forklift operator for gods sake)
>not being like Klaus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z77oztO6UQ

>>34964226
>Heh, yeah...

>>34966144
>you dad and his friends are both rural contractors
>drive trucks because you can take them everywhere and pile all your crap in the back
>every now and then have to drive to do job in the city
>some hippie cunt flattens the tires of dad's friend's truck because of "muh evil gas guzzlers you don't need that"
>company name, logo, phone and fax number literally plastered on the side

City people and administration are the fucking bane of anyone who has to do any of the construction or logistics related work that keeps the place running.

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>>34986080

>>34998356
Must of gotten it confused with the Car15?

>>34964264
This
>PERSEC

>>34979219
You sound like an autistic faggot

>>34964283
>>34964260
>>34964226
i'm pretty lucky to have friends who generally trust me and understand my mental state i guess.

>>34967922
>anti-gun commie
>friend
whoa there

>>34972748
>>34973411
I live in the Northeast United States and have heard every single one of these, people just don't get it

>>34968221
>like you're worth the bullet
edgy faggot confirmed.
im sorry to say but you're probably the only person who thought that was cool
instead of doing that you could have conversed with the girl and perhaps turned her onto guns some
instead you probably scared her off of them for life
good job tho

>>34982354
i got a lot of stories from my middle school, strangely i almost never got in trouble in high school. i guess bullshit tolerances and pluss the administration had something to do, not just fucking ride my ass all day.
>3 days for being hit in the balls and not even retaliating
>3 days for spilling milk on someone elses lunch on accident
>three days for trying to break up a fight
>2 days, 1 day ISS, plus i had to leave my backpack in the office every day. why you might ask?
>for wearing my fullsized backpack
they had a rule you could only have string bags.
>ISS for reading during class
>ISS for taking 7 minutes to take a shit instead of the three you get per bathroom break
gotta love middle school

>>34972817
I'm surprised bongs aren't more interested in getting guns with all the stabbings and shit going on

>>35005379
but anonnnnn, that would be islamophobiccccccccccccccc!

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>>34964226
tfw all my buddies have raifus

>>34971473
Implying people dont wanna take your rights to drive freely
> self driving cars

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>>34986080
>She

>>35006404
Makes it easier to suicide someone

>>34967922
>commie
>anti gun
He clearly didn't even read anything by Marx

>>35005372
Jeez, and I thought I had it bad. The worst I ever got was 1 day ISS for saying a mean joke to a fat girl

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>>34971495
savage

>>34964188
>>35000647
>>34971495
What's wrong with saying this?
We're friends why can't we help each other in an apocalypse?

>>34969435
t. never actually worked in a kitchen

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>>35011485
because people say it in a condescending way, like your hobby is some cute quirk or something. At least that's how it feels to me.

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>>34971368
Reminds me of that NGO worker who was gang-raped in Africa, then went back to Africa to help more.

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>>34979110
Your mother sounds like a great woman.

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>>34986080
Level III retention holster. Good luck with that.

>>35011485
It's the same concept of why Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is fucked up when you examine it more closely:
>"You're a useless freak until you have something I need, only then do you have worth"

>>34964154
>flecktarn from 2005

Love that stuff