home security

>>34961993
Just put 3 different pairs of boots on your porch (size 12+) and have a sign that says "Beware of Dog"

>>34961993
paranoid armchair commandos like yourself shouldnt be allowed to own firearms

>>34961993
"I have guns please steal them"

>>34961993
Target my house because there are guns inside to steal, the sign.

>>34962014
>mfw dindus constantly stealing shit from yard
>mfw dindus constantly breaking into cars
>mfw dindus constantly casing home and cars
>mfw dindus constantly checking to see if the home is unlocked
>mfw dindus literally stealing my security cameras
>mfw police do nothing with video evidence of dindus trying to enter home and then stealing cameras

and I live about 5 blocks from a college campus in Wisconsin.

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>>34961993
New level of autism here. Get a monitored security service and put those stickers/lawn signs up. Also, a big ass dog that barks when the door bell rings will prevent about 95% of possible break ins.

>>34962014

Git gone ya durned commie.

>>34962074
>Get a dog
This. No one wants to tangle with a huge dogger.

>>34962013
Niggers would definitely steal those boots.

>>34962482

Except they do. Look at police reports, you'll see it's not that rare or uncommon for dogs to get dead in home invasions. Not even just small doggos, big ones too.

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>>34962482
O rly?

>>34962663

Put some job applications on top of them. Should be enough to deter a few niggers.

>>34962701

I knew the ATF should never have been given drones

>>34962737
I kek'd

>>34962695
I propose this solution. Many large dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgIz1Add98s

>>34962701
port richey is pretty crazy.

>>34961993
"Expensive pawnable items inside, please burglarize this house while I'm at work"

>>34962857

So instead of Niggers and other burglar types, you want to attract the ATF instead?

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>>34962882
Exactly. They'll never see the booby-trapped doors coming.

>>34962972

No, they'll see the Cheetos residue left behind. A clear indicator that they should just torch the place.

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>>34962737

>>34962972
Da fuckis dat?

>>34964296
skellington wit a chopper

it just makes your home look like a construction area, but then it probably already does look like one if you're considering it.

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>>34962482
>have 3 itty bitty doggos
> 14 year old Shih Tzu is grouchy as fuck
>mfw he will gnaw the fuck out of your ankles

Love the guy.

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I was always a fan of a sign like this

>>34962016
>>34962022
>The number 1 reason burglars polled in prison said they would reconsider breaking into a home is that the owner might have a gun

or something like that, I did a formal debate on gun control a few years ago

>>34962071
Madison?

Vast majority of home invasions happen when nobody is home and if that's not the case it's most likely some dumb niggers who can't read so the sign is useless.

>>34964982
technically it's only a home invasion if someone is home, in case you go looking for stats. i put led tv simulators along with a few lights on variable timers in my empty properties. not sure how effective it is, like tiger repellent.

>>34964974
La Crosse

>>34962016
>>34962022
>>34962093
>>34962872

just in case once wasn't enough

>>34964296
William Peterson is a hell of a reactionary. You'd swear the air around him sets him ablaze.

>>34962071

well if you put those signs up the nigs will just watch your house until you, leave

>>34962074
You don't even need to get the actual service, just put a sign up. Your run-of-the-mill dimmidome muffin is looking for the lowest risk-high reward. A house that possibly has monitored security has higher risk than a home that definitely does not.